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We hve entered into the ember months...hoping for the best and make sure u wish at least ten pple happy new month.

For the first screen shot..wat if she says no?

[quote author=Francon post=48923210]A lady once told me of how the boyfriend took record of the s-e-x they had. She said even though her face didn't show, she deleted it after the act. I laughed at her and said she wasn't smart. She didn't understand. So I told her there were other places the video might be at that moment. She doubted and I proved to her with my phone.


Some days later she revisited the boyfriend. Had access to his phone and went straight to what I showed her. Lo and Behold what she deleted was in another file that automatically duplicates your uploads when using a mobile data or WI-FI That was how I saved her.


Whenever a guy ask me any sex related discussion, I always have a handful of replies. For example:

Boy: Baby, what are you wearing?
Me: The full armour of God

Boy: I'm feeling cold
Me: Try and cover yourself with the blood of Jesus or better still drink coffee or take cigar

BOY: Are you wet?
Me: Yes because out of my belly shall flow rivers of the living waters

AND MANY MORE

Your dry bones (Preeq) won't rise again. It will die a painful death.



Girls should just stop entertaining these clowns that remembers them when they are hor ny. If you can't keep a secret, don't expect someone else to keep it for you. Anything that leaves your territory will be shared. The earlier you take note of this, the better.
Hmmmm

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I dMgR A.K.A dMgR..i'm using this medium to say a big thanks to all of u,as the month of aug gradually get to a sweet closure.To those i have'nt personally got in touch with,its because we have'nt found a common ground,i appreciate u for stil keeping me.To my regular paddies,u have kept me busy when idle,gentle wen offensive.To those i have wrongly offended,here is my big sorry pls find a place in heart to forgive me.
My deep appreciation goes to those haterz..thank God i knw u all,i pray that we'll be alive next month in good health to continue this business.In sort u have all been wonderful luv u all..
Lala....

I dMgR A.K.A dMgR..i'm using this medium to say a big thanks to all of u,as the month of aug gradually get to a sweet closure.To those i have'nt personally got in touch with,its because we have'nt found a common ground,i appreciate u for stil keeping me.To my regular paddies,u have kept me busy when idle,gentle wen offensive.To those i have wrongly offended,here is my big sorry pls find a place in heart to forgive me.
My deep appreciation goes to those haterz..thank God i knw u all,i pray that we'll be alive next month in good health to continue this business.In sort u have all been wonderful luv u all..
Lala....

jake2much:
why does people die during sex. it's a source of concern to me is it now risky to have sex

Not again

Enters trend lyed my mat bringing out my microscope nw lookng for curves

TrapQueen77:



Nawa.... If tats d case, I will stop wearing bra and panty then so he has nothing to tear apart

funny u

ok

wat's ur bizz on hw i decide to spell ma words...who ask u self

i guess she wil soon be hre also

Yaeh,i mean she's evrywhre on NL..who can guess ha name..clue the name starts with M nd ends with i

Wat mkes u say so?

i tell u

dmgr

Due to the unfavourable changes that has taken plce in resent time,it has made the majority to put the blame on the leadership.Jus picture that moment u hear that baba is passing ur neighborhood without escorts guyz go be like.

Yess oo..hpe u re catching fun?

Make changes

That's nice to hear..#Safe

Mine is going great,what abt urz?

Look, I ain't gonna say that we back or nothin' Cuz that implies that we're back from somethin' If we're back from somethin' its some checks you owe us I expect that payment, nothin' less or over I dont need them favors that you ask me for I could give two bleeps bout' where the Grammy's go I just gave out Grammy's on my Instagram Them OVO boys the business man It is what it is, trust me you get what you give You gotta come to my side and see how we live I cannot see Heaven bein' much better than this

20 yrs! re u kidding me

whre dem doz girls weh thy look fo sugar daddy mke dem cum see

hey! I see u.

bcoz fan thy blow ha

sum guyz on NL wil nver change

hey,i see u

Lately i came relalise that most niraland girls are beautiful,caring,loving,and also romantic in on way or the other..base on my observations though.

Your preety self jus reminds me of someone,and those ur colourful eyes are wow!

you look familiar lilyqueen