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Education › Re: BREAKING: Resumption Date For Pry, Sec Schools Changed by dmgr(m): 12:16am On Sep 02, 2016
ok
Romance › Re: by dmgr(m): 5:17pm On Sep 01, 2016
i was on that trend.. I see u bro
Romance › Re: Guys,this Is What To Do When A Woman Is "Too Busy" For You by dmgr(m): 5:03pm On Sep 01, 2016
mehn..finally i don land
Romance › Re: Basic Things Women Must Know About Men by dmgr(m): 4:51pm On Sep 01, 2016
nice one op
Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Why Men Date Beautiful Women But Never Marry Them by dmgr(m): 8:10am On Sep 01, 2016
ok
Romance › Re: Happy New Month*helo September by dmgr(op): 12:28am On Sep 01, 2016
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Romance › Happy New Month*helo September by dmgr(op): 12:23am On Sep 01, 2016
We hve entered into the ember months...hoping for the best and make sure u wish at least ten pple happy new month.
Romance › Re: by dmgr(m): 7:27am On Aug 31, 2016
For the first screen shot..wat if she says no?
Romance › Re: Advise To Girls Sending Unclad Pictures To Guys (A Must Read) by dmgr(m): 4:12pm On Aug 30, 2016
[quote author=Francon post=48923210]A lady once told me of how the boyfriend took record of the s-e-x they had. She said even though her face didn't show, she deleted it after the act. I laughed at her and said she wasn't smart. She didn't understand. So I told her there were other places the video might be at that moment. She doubted and I proved to her with my phone.


Some days later she revisited the boyfriend. Had access to his phone and went straight to what I showed her. Lo and Behold what she deleted was in another file that automatically duplicates your uploads when using a mobile data or WI-FI grin grin grin That was how I saved her.


Whenever a guy ask me any sex related discussion, I always have a handful of replies. For example:

Boy: Baby, what are you wearing?
Me: The full armour of God

Boy: I'm feeling cold
Me: Try and cover yourself with the blood of Jesus or better still drink coffee or take cigar

BOY: Are you wet?
Me: Yes because out of my belly shall flow rivers of the living waters

AND MANY MORE

Your dry bones (Preeq) won't rise again. It will die a painful death.



Girls should just stop entertaining these clowns that remembers them when they are hor ny. If you can't keep a secret, don't expect someone else to keep it for you. Anything that leaves your territory will be shared. The earlier you take note of this, the better.
Hmmmm
Romance › Re: A Big Shoutout# by dmgr(op): 9:34pm On Aug 29, 2016
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Romance › A Big Shoutout# by dmgr(op): 9:32pm On Aug 29, 2016
I dMgR A.K.A dMgR..i'm using this medium to say a big thanks to all of u,as the month of aug gradually get to a sweet closure.To those i have'nt personally got in touch with,its because we have'nt found a common ground,i appreciate u for stil keeping me.To my regular paddies,u have kept me busy when idle,gentle wen offensive.To those i have wrongly offended,here is my big sorry pls find a place in heart to forgive me.
My deep appreciation goes to those haterz..thank God i knw u all,i pray that we'll be alive next month in good health to continue this business.In sort u have all been wonderful luv u all..
Lala....

Romance › A Big Shoutout# by dmgr(op): 9:23pm On Aug 29, 2016
I dMgR A.K.A dMgR..i'm using this medium to say a big thanks to all of u,as the month of aug gradually get to a sweet closure.To those i have'nt personally got in touch with,its because we have'nt found a common ground,i appreciate u for stil keeping me.To my regular paddies,u have kept me busy when idle,gentle wen offensive.To those i have wrongly offended,here is my big sorry pls find a place in heart to forgive me.
My deep appreciation goes to those haterz..thank God i knw u all,i pray that we'll be alive next month in good health to continue this business.In sort u have all been wonderful luv u all..
Lala....
Romance › Re: Airport Worker Dies After Sex With Girlfriend (photo) by dmgr(m): 8:06am On Aug 29, 2016
jake2much:
why does people die during sex. it's a source of concern to me is it now risky to have sex
Not again
Romance › Re: SEE CURVES! Toke Makinwa, Gbemi O, Toolz Share Swim Wear Photos by dmgr(m): 9:50pm On Aug 28, 2016
Enters trend lyed my mat bringing out my microscope nw lookng for curves
Romance › Re: How True Is This About Nigerian Men (photos) by dmgr(m): 4:28pm On Aug 27, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin


Nawa.... If tats d case, I will stop wearing bra and panty then so he has nothing to tear apart tongue
funny u
Romance › Re: retconned by dmgr(m): 3:14pm On Aug 25, 2016
ok
Romance › Re: She Is Always On Every Trend. by dmgr(op): 7:28am On Aug 19, 2016
wat's ur bizz on hw i decide to spell ma words...who ask u self
Romance › Re: She Is Always On Every Trend. by dmgr(op): 7:26am On Aug 19, 2016
Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]There's no way on earth you'll know that she's on every thread, if you aren't on every thread yourself. . . Just saying.

By the way, it's "thread" and not "trend".

You are welcome.
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Romance › Re: She Is Always On Every Trend. by dmgr(op): 1:27am On Aug 19, 2016
i guess she wil soon be hre also
Romance › She Is Always On Every Trend. by dmgr(op): 1:25am On Aug 19, 2016
Yaeh,i mean she's evrywhre on NL..who can guess ha name..clue the name starts with M nd ends with i
Romance › Re: See The Most Beautiful Woman On Nairaland Photo by dmgr(m): 3:38pm On Aug 16, 2016
Wat mkes u say so?
Romance › Re: That Moment U Hear That Baba Is Passing Ur Neighborhood Without Escorts by dmgr(op): 7:09pm On Aug 14, 2016
i tell u
Romance › Re: That Moment U Hear That Baba Is Passing Ur Neighborhood Without Escorts by dmgr(op): 7:01pm On Aug 14, 2016
dmgr
Romance › That Moment U Hear That Baba Is Passing Ur Neighborhood Without Escorts by dmgr(op): 6:57pm On Aug 14, 2016
Due to the unfavourable changes that has taken plce in resent time,it has made the majority to put the blame on the leadership.Jus picture that moment u hear that baba is passing ur neighborhood without escorts guyz go be like.

Romance › Re: Hello People,how Is Your Weekend Going? by dmgr(op): 10:03pm On Aug 12, 2016
Yess oo..hpe u re catching fun?
Romance › Re: Hello People,how Is Your Weekend Going? by dmgr(op): 9:54pm On Aug 12, 2016
Make changes
Romance › Re: Hello People,how Is Your Weekend Going? by dmgr(op): 9:39pm On Aug 12, 2016
That's nice to hear..#Safe
Romance › Hello People,how Is Your Weekend Going? by dmgr(op): 9:18pm On Aug 12, 2016
Mine is going great,what abt urz?
Romance › Re: Drop A Lyric Of A Song And Let Someone Tell You The Title Of The Song. by dmgr(m): 11:51pm On Aug 11, 2016
Look, I ain't gonna say that we back or nothin' Cuz that implies that we're back from somethin' If we're back from somethin' its some checks you owe us I expect that payment, nothin' less or over I dont need them favors that you ask me for I could give two bleeps bout' where the Grammy's go I just gave out Grammy's on my Instagram Them OVO boys the business man It is what it is, trust me you get what you give You gotta come to my side and see how we live I cannot see Heaven bein' much better than this
Celebrities › Re: Debbie Douglas Celebrates Her 20th Birthday by dmgr(m): 9:32am On Aug 11, 2016
20 yrs! re u kidding me
Crime › Re: Man Kills His Girlfriend For Dumping Him (photos) by dmgr(m): 9:27am On Aug 11, 2016
whre dem doz girls weh thy look fo sugar daddy mke dem cum see
Romance › Re: Girls On Niraland Are Just Too Preety. by dmgr(op): 9:42pm On Aug 10, 2016
hey! I see u.

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