RIP to the dead.
May our eyes see the day that this country will be truly secured.... Amen

adonbilivit

nikkypearl:
Y the display of yansh sef Some of us get better yansh..we no dey show off
Thou shall not ask for pics

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pictures or adonbilivit!

nikkypearl:
Y the display of yansh sef Some of us get better yansh..we no dey show off
Thou shall not ask for pics

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pictures or adonbilivit!

Ymodulus:

In addendum,

Why should i buy 1.5g for N1,000 * 8times. when i can do this;.

Buy 3.5G for 2K *4= This guves a total of 14G for 8k.

i think the person who reviewed the pricing did so. cause those are the most sold plan to the public

How do I get 3.5G for N2k please?

How is the tomato thing going?

I hail boss!

The life if the girl child matters too #femalelifematters

Enoquin:

It isn't outrightly funny but lightly so...don't worry most of those who commented first are too 'angry' or 'overwhelmed', so do not hold it against them

I think it is a humorous representation of what is happening in our country. Truthfully, if you are familiar to petrol queues, anger would be your fist reaction. But when you reread the piece, you will see the creativity, humor and ingenuity of the write-up.

Like you said, some people here are just too troubled, them no get joy again.

Zoharariel:


It is only a kid that does not know that the v.agina of a cow is also a meat. - Pete Edochie

Preach Niggur.
That homeboy should look in the mirror to see a vampire on hunger strike.

On a less serious note, she just did something in April. What have you done?

things we never knew happened...

greatme2good:



Are U for real? anyway sorry....I pray ur wife have a change of mind.

He is for real ohh. But when we tell am make e no marry oyinbo woman e no gree.

Can u imagine? Naija woman get culture small even though we fit get bad habit.

No sex for that long? when naija wives dey carry their hubby go court say na 1round he dey go twice a week.

How about that?

LWKMD

Anyway, if na true bro.... Your marriage is long dead! Just leave it

ajuwarhodes:
Since I got pregnant (5months now) hubby and I haven't been having sex, I give him the benefit of the doubt that his not cheating on me. But am 100percent certain that he mastubates.

Babe, please take it easy with him. It is not easy for some men to bleep a pregnant woman especially when the pregnancy starts showing. Believe me, I am speaking from experience!

Everything you like about her body is ruined. Her face swells, her everything changes and the only way you feel attracted sexually to her is if you guys spend some time together and just talk or have a great time like you use to before the pregnancy. This reminds you of the beauty of her person and it becomes easy to bleep her that night but guess what?

Once some women get pregnant, they are always mad at you and find it hard to make that extra move to set the mood right.

My sister, don't be like that. Create an atmosphere he will like to cone back to. Dang, tell him how Hot being preg makes you and how you want him. He is your hubby by the way. Try to refrain from that foreign disgust u feel towards him and watch him bleep you daily till the doctors ask him to stop.

Sorry if I generalized. This is just from my own experience that I shared. Nobody enjoys masturbation to the real thing and nobody enjoys cheating on his wife except if there are other underlying issues.

Stay blessed, Stay loved & Stay happily married!

Like seriously?
These are the kind of stuff on nairaland's front page?
Seems I got to find me a different forum!
This is finished!

momentum85:
Hustlers!!! Wetin God go judge plenty.

Honestly, I think our small and medium business men should learn marketing and sales from churches these days.

There should be a regulatory body for churches, mosques and shrines. Too many sub standard places of worship theses days!

richardjemedafe1:
Two Communities Pankshin and Langtang in Plateau State, Nigeria decided to organize a drinking competition. One week to the competition Pankshin Community sent a delegate Rotgak to confirm if the competition will still hold. As the delegate Rotgak got there, the people of Langtang brought 50 litres of their strongest burkutu as kola. Rotgak asked if he can test. He was permitted. He finished the whole 50 litres and said; This one is okay, where's the main drink?. The people of Langtang shouted; Are you among the competitors?. Rotgak replied; No, I did not qualify from my own community am just a delegate.

Bad guysss...na my village u just mock soooo

tubouncen:
If a man is 2mins man, no kind of position can make him last up to 10mins and satisfy a 20mins lady...

#team 2 mins men!

I want to believe that nobody is going to read my reply but I just want to drop it here for whosoever willeth.

If Jesus died for our sin is not something to be debated. There are scores of old books, Jewish and otherwise, that tells the story of Jesus's life, purpose and death as deduced from his definition of himself.

Jesus purpose was not just to substitute the animal sacrifice of the old testament but to show us how to live for God, Take away the sins of the world as a human and to reveal the God in everyone who believed.

His life and teachings showed us how to live right with God. His suffering and death was the atonement for our sins. His ressurection was the final and the most important stage to show that if we believe in him and The one who sent him, we are more than mere mortals. We are gods.

The resurrection of Jesus has nothing to do with his sacrifice for the sin of the world. That finished on the cross of calvary when his last drop of blood drained from his body. Atonement was complete! the resurrection of Jesus Christ is what gives me the hope of a life under God's governance. That ressurection is what gives me the power to sit in my room and pray over my day, my boss and even the weather and have all if them conform to my desires. The resurrection if Christ made me a child of God, a god over forces of the dark places.

Now, for every theory, an experiment must be used to prove it. Here is the exiperiment that would put to death any doubts and confusion you may still have: Take a weekend off and stay in your closet. Write down on a piece of paper one thing you know only God can do for you. Write down Bible verses that justifies what you are requesting of God then sit down and cry to God to save you of your unbelief.

Come back here and make a thread testifying of the power in the name of Jesus.

May God bless and open your mind to his love and gift in Christ Jesus.

P.S: our constitution gives us a right to faith and belief and challenging somebody's religion, faith or deity for no sakes is really constituting a nuisance and it isn't gentlemanly. I have role models of the likes of ymodulus whose faith differ from mine but I don't challenge their faith nor do they mine. That is called TOLERANCE. learn more about that...

ReduceWeight:


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An award? mennn. I just dey feel like Don Jazzy for the Headies... Lil.

Thanks bro

Houseofglam7:
He looks so damn good!
You sure they related? I see a monkey on the left and a true eye candy on the right

Babe... take am easy na
That is a bit extreme... Na wowo e just wowo. E no be monkey!

danbrowndmf:
u sabi

Normally I just shout "End Time Thread" but I don repent

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Thank you sir!

Saluting as well

misspicy:
You sabi the thing

Thanks Dear.... sometimes good advice is necessary.

Kpokom:
Please naira landers, am 28, a guy. My girlfriend is, 26. I so much love sex. I mean I enjoy it so much the even after the act I reminisce about the whole act with a full turn on. is there anything I can do to reduce this urge?

Bros, liking sex no be crime. Na natural human need and just like the depth of our breaths dey vary na so the height of our libido dey vary.

My point be say if u dey straff daily like 5 times and your babe is down with it then u no get problem as long as u dey try faithful. If na 1 a month you like am and your babe is down with it then you no get problem at all. The problem dey come when the libido high for one of the couples come low for the other person.

On a moral and religious grounds, you and your babe suppose consider marriage sharparly. All that sex when una still dey date fit steak the fun for una marriage later on. Marriage even get another advantage self, once una marry, the sex go go downhill so e fit help u control the over libido.

As a man I wan advice u like a man. When your relationships and sex be the primary motivators of your life na im this kind "addiction " dey come. Get other goals for your life. Keep your mind busy with other stuffs. Your woman and sex na secondary things for man life. You suppose be priest of humankind: God's innovations and creations suppose dey actualize through you.

Basically, you need to find other things doing. When you do, even to bang go set tire you self as you go dey see how much time you wan waste for a release when you can use the time to activate all that brain cells dey think or work something.

Hope say this go help you sha.

AfroKnight:
Let us call a spade a spade.

This is sexual assault. But these blind feminists and their gullible supporters won't see this.

Bros, two gbooza for you jare...
I always winder what feminism is all about...

Drabeey:
Nairalanders, i need your advise ASAP.
Pls note only mature minds only. Pls do not abuse or.......
I made up my mind to put it here than killing myself thinking all by myself.pls dont mind my diction, i have big thumbs

I met this young beautiful lady about 2 years now and ever since we've been friends and just friends.
I took it further to ask her out, but she declined but after up to a year of disturbance, she said yes and......


Fast forwarded till present. I Proposed my love to her with a ring and she was overwhelmed that day. She said yes without ado( i even shared some pics here).

Backward to that time i asked her out. Yes, she told me she is dating one white guy. She told me it isnt anything serious and now she is no more dating him, just that they are now best of friends and he render helps to her. I believed her and we started the relationship.

After i gave her that ring, she has been one very...... girl.
Its either we fight today,quarell tomorrow and.......

She's just been fruustrating my life.

One day we had a little misunderstanding over the phone, and the next thing i saw was her text, telling me she already flushed the ring. I was so mad that day, but i love her and i forgave her later.

Fastforward to last week, i saw a picture on her dp( she was wearing a guys cap and posed in a very lovely house ) . Without suspecting, i asked her where that nice place was and she answered that 'why was i asking'?
I told her jokingly that just to know if that was her new house and she told me it was the white guys house and that was his cap she wore.
My mind got heavy that day and i wasnt myself throughout.

Just of recent, what she did on her dp was so annoying. She snapped her hands and the guys hands on her dp, showing bothe hands as if telling someone "we are married".

I told her to remove it which she did and told me it was an old picture, at least more than a year. Yes i believed and we moved on.
Now to the major problem im facing now, she doesnt pick my calls again.
She will later call back and tell me she's been busy or sleeping and that was why she isnt picking calls.
Apart from that, she doesnt chat again nowadays. She's always online yet, she will never talk to me. She hasn't replied my messages since 2days now...


I need advise on what to do. I love her yet, im afraid she already moved on. Should i just break up with her or wait till........


Pls advise me.

Bros, hope say u dey hear pidgin?
A woman chooses her man and not the other way around. People love people and use things.

Sorry for your ordeal but she Don move on. U self suppose move on. I know say wetin I dey ask of u hard, especially say u feel the babe enough to propose but u are not being reciprocated. u no get bizness where u are not appreciated

E GO HARD OH BUT THE BEST THING WEY U FIT DO NA TO BOUNCE. THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU THERE...

Thqt is my two cents sha. And that is outta experience. Being a gent or a pussy doesn't work.

Stand for wetin u are worth!
2years toasting one bae was the beginning of the fnck up.

KingCheezyPuff:
Wait yer blaming feminism fer all this

Exactly Ma'am.... It may shock you but as a student of history, I find women to be more happy with their body, their homes & their lives b4 feminism than they are now.

Contrary but Intelligent views are welcomed!

P.S: pls learn pidgin!

KingCheezyPuff:
You mean I'm American
An I'm not a feminist.

P.S: I also mentioned you being American as such being in the best position to comprehend the sickness, the cure and do something about it.

KingCheezyPuff:
You mean I'm American
An I'm not a feminist.

Pardon my pidgin I forgot that you may not understand it. I was just praising your comment as a matured one and with your rare views on these things, I adviced that you begin to blog about feminism and the damage it has on women's self-esteem and overall happiness.

Get it?
Then I explained how the less exposed a woman is to those philosophies, the easier for her to be contented with her body, her man and her career.

You may now reply me

vicchi12:
I'm a female, my sperm is pink

Crazy gal...
Anyways, I like crazy!

Surprisingly, it is always pink inside irrespective of their skin color... Why bleach then?

Sorry! just thinking out loud!

vicchi12:
I'm a female, my sperm is pink

Crazy gal...
Anyways, I like crazy!

Surprisingly, it is always pink inside irrespective of their skin color... Why bleach then?

Sorry! just thinking out loud!

KingCheezyPuff:
1) Beauty standards say bigger breast an butts are better.
Standards set by various media
platforms
an big name Stars/Celebrities
2) Some dudes think this is the ultimate bae,the woman that's curvy all over our big in 1of these 2 areas.
You just said yerself They want this in the bold.

3) They wanna look good,this is their personal (or borrowed) beauty ideal an they wanna be it
4) It's "womanly" ta be shapely.

It only stands ta reason that women would seek ta "fix" themselves.
We aren't all secure in ourselves.
Breast & butt pads
Implaints
Butt Injections
Are all suppose ta be "solutions/fixs" for all this

Yes.But who's advertising 'love yerself the way you are'
As there are ads for these "fixes"
Some say "have self esteem"
"Don't let what others say?think effect you" (In this case the desire of dudes ta have endowed chicks)
All don't have or do this
But they can be taught too.

Babe, I been wan praise you say your comment show person way Sabi but as I wan send the message I come see say na Yankeee you dey. The thing come clear me for eye.

Na una(Yankee) create the sickness(low self esteem for women) with all that feminist crap of saying "a woman gots to be the best she can be. Na una create the medicine(butt and boobs pad) therefore, na una( u in this case) suppose understand the whole situation.

A beg, begin blogging make babes know say they are more than their breast and ass. Actually, me self dey Mara for correct boobi but women suppose know say what is real is those things wey hand no fit touch and pad no fit push up and makeup no fit fix.

Seriously, feminism don degrade women pass as e help them. To explain am 4 u, I go north cone see babes wey no carry anything as in small boobi and tiny bumbum dey trip men and for real the babes believe for their heart say them deserve any man and them dey get any man because for their mind they accept wetin nature give them as all they need.

such girls dey everywhere but na for north the thing clear me for eye.