Health › Re: How Prepared Are You For Total Lockdown In Lagos, Other Parts Of Nigeria? by DModeCntStopMe: 3:04pm On Mar 26, 2020 |
maxwelltennyson: pls guys I need your help can anybody borrow me #5000 today I will pay back with interest of #5000 naira before the end of tomorrow pls guys help me out. Look at people already handicapped and you are talking of total lockdown |
Health › Re: How Prepared Are You For Total Lockdown In Lagos, Other Parts Of Nigeria? by DModeCntStopMe: 3:03pm On Mar 26, 2020 |
Total lockdown only works for developed societies not like ours where millions depend on daily hustles to earn a living
It can never work here sorry
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Health › Re: How Prepared Are You For Total Lockdown In Lagos, Other Parts Of Nigeria? by DModeCntStopMe: 2:59pm On Mar 26, 2020 |

The hunger wey go wire people eh, some go even prefer coro |
Crime › Re: 3-Year-Old Chimamanda Is Missing (Photo) by DModeCntStopMe: 2:58pm On Mar 26, 2020 |
Where are all those foolish check her boyfriend's house crew?
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Crime › Re: 3-Year-Old Chimamanda Is Missing (Photo) by DModeCntStopMe: 2:56pm On Mar 26, 2020 |

Since 14th?
Jesus! It can only take a miracle.
What a beautiful baby |
Nairaland General › Re: The Puff Adder I Encountered At UNIBEN Botanical Garden This Morning (Photos) by DModeCntStopMe: 1:46pm On Mar 26, 2020 |
BluntTheApostle: [s]You shouldn't have killed such a beauty.
All you should have done was attempt to catch it, after which you should have released it into the wild[/s]. Mumu talk!
Why don't you marry the snake and get her pregnant so you both could produce such beautiful creatures undisturbed for your family members |
Nairaland General › Re: The Puff Adder I Encountered At UNIBEN Botanical Garden This Morning (Photos) by DModeCntStopMe: 1:39pm On Mar 26, 2020 |
Imperare: But why did you kill the snake? What are you even doing in uniben after you were asked to go home.? Wrong place at the wrong time Sorry!
When next such is encountered, you shall be kindly notified so you come and carry it to your house
You dey form activist, low budget Sowore
Also you never asked your darling snake why it has killed so many people
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Health › Re: Uba Donates N5 Billion To Covid-19 Relief Support Across Africa – Lasg Gets N1bn by DModeCntStopMe: 12:59pm On Mar 26, 2020 |

See money |
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Politics › Re: We Can’t Afford A Repeat Of Yar’adua/Jonathan Era Now- Northerners by DModeCntStopMe: 9:58am On Mar 26, 2020 |
Fizzymike1: Make them no impeach osibanjo o Osinbajo's ordeal just started
These northerners must definitely be cooking up something |
Crime › Re: END TIME: The Sky Is Allegedly Coming Down To Earth In Kuwait [video] by DModeCntStopMe: 9:43am On Mar 26, 2020 |
MZrapper2: One person is behind all of those monikers. If you know you know. 
As at Dec he was going to kill himself because of debts. He is a scammer, he is being bursted on one other thread where her promised his alternate 100k.  Suspect down, I repeat suspect down! Copy
Nairaland FBI I hail una o |
Celebrities › Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by DModeCntStopMe: 9:31am On Mar 26, 2020 |

All the limelight have been beamed on coro
No time for any attention seeking olosho |
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Atiku Asks FG To Pay N10,000 To Each Household, As He Donates N50M by DModeCntStopMe: 8:49am On Mar 26, 2020 |

This man is well suited to fill in the gap in aso villa not that lousy, dull fellow who can't pronounce a common disease that is ravaging the world we have there now, all thanks to our illiterate northern brothers and our sophisticated neighbours in the waste side
Atiku well done! |
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Enugu Approves Assurance Package For Doctors, Other Health Workers by DModeCntStopMe: 8:29am On Mar 26, 2020 |
CoronaVirusPro: [s]God bless Enugu state.
I love that state. Their orientation is very close to the West.
It should be added to South Western States. [/s] |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Father Charles Okeke-Odogwu Found Dead In His Car In Anambra (Photos) by DModeCntStopMe: 9:47pm On Mar 25, 2020*. Modified: 11:14pm On Mar 25, 2020 |

RIP is all I have got to give
Dust we came, dust we leave
The living should take a moment and reflect on their lives
Las Las the struggles of life are not worth it |
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello: "Those Who Wish Me Coronavirus Will Have HIV" by DModeCntStopMe: 6:42pm On Mar 25, 2020 |

Of all the idiots we have as governors in this country, this fool tops them all.
Something greater than coro will soon hit you hard.
Watch and see |
Politics › Re: COVID-19:Twenty Osun Judges In Isolation After Dubai Trip by DModeCntStopMe: 4:14pm On Mar 25, 2020 |

Corrupt judges!
Imagine 20? Wetin dem go do for Dubai?
That's how they squander our money |
Health › Re: Daniela Trezzi: Italian Nurse Commits Suicide. Tested Positive For Coronavirus by DModeCntStopMe: 4:08pm On Mar 25, 2020 |

Just 34?
Foolish move!
Why kill yourself when you will still die either by coro or any other means.
Moreover, contracting coro is not a death sentence
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Politics › Re: Photos Of Abba Kyari, Ganduje, Masari, Dangote At IGP Son's Wedding Recently by DModeCntStopMe: 7:43am On Mar 25, 2020 |
backnbeta: See our so-called leaders sitting packed like canned fish, without any form of protection against corona virus! Who does that? Is it illiteracy or stupidity? It's the Lord's doing and it's marvellous in our eyes
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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kills 70 Soldiers In Borno Ambush by DModeCntStopMe: 7:26pm On Mar 24, 2020 |
Davash222: A truck loaded with 70 soldiers in a war zone
If this is true, then, Nigeria Army lack tactics and I don't see them winning this war with this amateur approach. Which war?
Thought boko haram had been technically defeated and our army had defeated insurgency remaining terrorism? |
Business › Re: Coronavirus: Access Bank Closes Branch After Visitor Tested Positive To COVID-19 by DModeCntStopMe: 4:24pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
post=87697674: [s]This sh#t is getting more serious day by day.
These are the kinda day to day activities Nairalanders need to be careful about. These are the people majority come in close contacts with as they go about their daily businesses, especially in Lagos. And we still have more of such people listed above (agberos and even your cashier at the bank or that person you address as chairman or madam!) going on their daily business, most of them do not even know they have this virus!
What we all need is to be very very careful of our surroundings and staying at home will protect you from the virus more than 90% That should be adhere to. Listen to the FG and your state government to keep your self, family and country safe.
No pandemic in the history of the world has been like this Coronavirus issue : CNN[/s]
You have no right to talk after putting your grilling life on the line for an illiterate terriorist |
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Bala Mohammed Embarks On Self-Isolation After Contact With Atiku's Son by DModeCntStopMe: 4:16pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
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Business › Re: Coronavirus: Access Bank Closes Branch After Visitor Tested Positive To COVID-19 by DModeCntStopMe: 4:12pm On Mar 23, 2020 |

Na wa oooo |
Crime › Re: Man Blinds Another During Fight With Lady Over Sex by DModeCntStopMe: 10:01am On Mar 23, 2020 |
Is this a minor or major offence now?
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Politics › Re: FG To Register Cattle From Neighbouring Countries by DModeCntStopMe: 8:54am On Mar 23, 2020 |

More like the cattle herder to register his fellow cattles |
Politics › Re: Address Rumours Surrounding Osinbajo, Bakare Tells Presidency by DModeCntStopMe: 8:30am On Mar 23, 2020 |

Who is the presidency?
Because I'm sure the cow in aso rock always asks osunbade his name and his position each time they come across each other
If osunbade was a genuine pastor, has some respect for himself and family and the Christendom at large, he would have resigned a long time ago
A supposed pastor running errands for a known terrorist and jihadist
But trust Africans and Nigerians in being greedy. |
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Buhari “Addresses” Nigerians On COVID-19 (Video) by DModeCntStopMe: 8:24am On Mar 23, 2020 |
easyfem: [s]i love this man so much during his campaign , the rate wey i tey love am was so high ...... its the same rate i tey hate am now ......... i hate him with passion ........ u are just addressing ur nation after aw many weeks ........ when most president in african have been worry and working seriously on dix matter ............ now i believe this man no school coz he cant pronounce corona virus[/s] You are part of the problem to have once loved a cow
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Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Buhari “Addresses” Nigerians On COVID-19 (Video) by DModeCntStopMe: 8:20am On Mar 23, 2020 |
Okoroawusa: [s]I Love PMB...
The Italians are wishing that they are in Nigeria right now.... Keep up the good work Baba[/s] Buhari is a full packaged disease more dangerous than covik one nine
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Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Buhari “Addresses” Nigerians On COVID-19 (Video) by DModeCntStopMe: 8:15am On Mar 23, 2020 |
Officialgarri: So many dumb children on Nairaland.
Ok, he might pronounce Covid as covik perhaps due to his accent, but can you also not use "one Nine" in place of "nineteen"? I don't know why you children always act this way.
Can you hear yourself
You could have done worse if you were in that illiterate cow shoes |
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Buhari “Addresses” Nigerians On COVID-19 (Video) by DModeCntStopMe: 8:14am On Mar 23, 2020 |
post=87684550: [s]Nigeria will win this war as other nations of the world.
God bless our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari and his AMIABLE Vice President PROF YEMI OSINBAJO as they are doing all they can to curtail this deadly virus all over our nation.
For the swines praying the virus should spread all over our darling nation, we won't wish them bad, we will only advice them to be very careful what they wish for, so that it won't start from their abodes. Karma issa bad bitch! (You will see such irritants quoting this comment now....watch out for the miserable losers! )
Once again, God bless Nigeria. [/s] I never expected anything less from an automated machine |
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Buhari “Addresses” Nigerians On COVID-19 (Video) by DModeCntStopMe: 8:00am On Mar 23, 2020 |
nuban07: [s]I believed that's what u ve all be waiting for. U can now masturbate on it[/s] Your master releases yet another bombshell
From the tone of your voice, you are already losing hope on the illiterate and sound so dejected
Never give up yet, the dumbest presidiot to ever grace the surface of the earth still has more in stock for you zombies |