₦airaland Forum

legalwealth: Ok and may be the issue was with those set of people to open Nigeria PayPal which I happened to be among.

mine too was Nigeria paypal, not upto a month since i opened it.

It wasn't upto 4 hours after verification before i receive my refund back to my GTBank account..

Pls what's d price of this wall papers?

Superstar007: See topic wey make frontpage. I get better topics but them no put am, wetin I wan carry their hotness do?

Use the hotness boil yam.

SQURA: wow so you prefer to listen to people who cant give you a clear cut solution. I can help you right now. give me your bf's birthday and yours, and i will read the stars and tell you if you should go ahead with him. If not i'll show you your right man. This is a life issue. be serious girl. i'm your sister-in-arms

june 11

Can it go for 350 pls Onitsha resident.

Can it go for 600k?

I resid in Onitsha and am in need of a geniue toyota car dealer in Lagos that can be supplying me cheap Nigeria or tocumbo used toyota cars to be sold in Onitsha. Pls anybody wit cool deal should drop pix, properties, price and contact 4 negotiations. Pls only toyota cars because it sells well in Onitsha.

Thank's heaven! I didnt vote yestaday, mayb 2day i wil.

lauyan Abuja: @Mumumugu, am sure u don't know much about Northerners as u must holed up in the south. Even if our falsehood is accorded credence, your light brain will agree with me that northerners are good when they pursue academic excellence!!

stop stammering.

Dnt laugh oo, i can speak nigeria, usa, france and germany.
I 4got i can speak china.

Krak: If you are interested in getting the questions for the first stage of the youwin pls drop your email. It is in Microsoft Word format.

It was given to me by one of the past winners. It is better to have it on time so that one will have enough time to prepare and conceptualise on your idea.

I must say I have really been practicing on them and its been fun. I was given free and I will give it out for free.

pls 4wa .COM

bayooz: Confession time.
Oh Lord forgive me please. Throughout the church service my mind is on the eclipse.

pls dnt let ur mind block the moon oo. I ve been waitin 4 dis eclipse of the sun since morning.

paddy4destiny: Language? http://tutorialspoint.com for self tutoring.

Thanks 4 ur help its quite encouraging....

Am a computer science student in one of the polytechnic in the country, Please is they any good programmer that resides in Onitsha or Aba that can teach me programming at a reasonable price. Contact me on

Olucheye: 600m with an Orange seller?? He should have been shot in the knee cap or ankle! He'll confess right away about where he got the money from.

Great job from the Nigerian Army so far!

trust the nigerian army nah, he wil be tortured till he say somfin!

Please fellow nairalander correct me if any point here is wrong, I use to hate politics maybe because am a solitary type that hate talking but I like seeing the truth even in a simple fact.
This are few fact. I gathered about someone I admire his personality.
GEJ : The catalogue of the most hated President. (Even Abacha in his wickedness was still loved / or was it feared ?)
1. President Goodluck Jonathan became the first Nigerian President to be WARNED PUBLICLY not to contest for elections on account of ethno-regional selfish interest, AND PROMISED MAYHEM and GRIDLOCK if he does.
2. First President to experience over 50 UNWARRANTED, UNPRECEDENTED BOMBINGS of CHURCHES, PRIMARY SCHOOLS, UNIVERSITY CAMPUSES, DRINKING PARLOURS, MATCH VIEWING CENTERS in less than 365 days after his swearing-in.
3. First President/Head of State from the ENTIRE SOUTHERN NIGERIA, who is neither a NORTHERNER nor an EX-MILITARY man
4. First SOCIAL MEDIA ERA President/ Head of State
5. First President/ Head of State to experience the malicious death of INNOCENT, HARMLESS, UNARMED Youth Corpers serving their fatherland.
6. First President/ Head of State to evacuate Nigerians from trouble spots overseas by airlifting thousands of stranded citizens back home.
7. First President/ Head of State under whose tenure, MULTI PARTY DEMOCRACY blossomed most: 6 different political parties have governors in Nigeria: LP, ACN, PDP, APGA, ANPP, CPC (Please note: all court orders overturned in favour of opposition parties were all obeyed: Osun, Ekiti, etc)
8. First President/ Head of State to sign into law the FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT
9. First President/ Head of State to EFFECTIVELY outlaw toll-collecting illegal police checkpoints in Nigeria
10. First President/ Head of State to introduce a national tax policy to create a self-sufficient economy that could bring development to the people.
11. First president to pay attention to our International and local Airports – Kano airport upgraded after 57 years, other airports upgrades in progress.
12. Kaduna Refinery rehabilitated after 15 years
13. The first President to summon the courage to unbundle Electricity distribution after 52 years, power supply more than doubled after almost 100 years after amalgamation (met power supply at about 2,200 mw, now 4,237 mw) States Begin Electricity Distribution
14. First President to address the bad state of the Benin-Ore road which was rehabilitated after 20 years.
15. First president to rejuvenate our comatose Railways back to life after 20 years of lull in the sector, Colonial laws under review, States and Private investors welcome in the railways sector.
16. First to introduce 35% female appointments in government positions.
17. First in decades to reduce salaries of public servants and examine the proliferation of different salary structures in the public service in the federation
18. First to deliver on Nine New Varsities, to accommodate, the growing number of admission candidates/population
19. First to promise Almajiri school, promise kept
20. First to follow due process/rule of law in government conduct
21. First president to be thought of, by the average Nigerian, as his/her COUNCILLOR, LGA CHAIRMAN, ASSEMBLYMAN, GOVERNOR, REP OR SENATOR and CHIEF JUSTICE in one fell swoop, not minding the fact that everyone has his/her job cut out in a democracy as this is not a MILITARY DICTATORSHIP- that the buck does not stop at his desk in matters involving states, LGAs and the Judiciary or Legislature; that their jobs are complementary and they are allocated funds every month from FAAC, not to ‘chop’, but to work!
22.PIB
23.FIGHTING FOR FREE AND FAIR ELECTIONS
24.PROSECUTION OF FUEL SUBSIDY THIEVES
25.FIGHT AGAINST BRIBERY AND CORRUPTION
26.FIRST FEMALE CHIEF JUSTICE OF NIGERIA
27.SUSTENANCE OF AMNESTY PROGRAMME
28.PERMANENTLY FLOW OF PETROLUEM PRODUCTS EVER IN NIGERIA
29.INCREASE OF OUR DAILY OIL PRODUCTION OUTPUT TO THE HIGEST EVER
30.PROMISE TO REVIEW IMMUNITY LAWS
31.ENTRY OF IMPORTED GOODS INTO NIGERIA IN 48 HOURS.
I hope you wil see some truth in this facts.

Brother the lord is your muscle!

John: Your secretary is very sexy

Tom: Thanks! It is a robot, it is Monica by name. If u squeeze her left breast it takes dictation & If you squeeze her right breast she types letters... I'll lend u for a day so that you will see how she works...

Next day.... John call from hospital & shouted you modafukaaaaaaaaaa you never tell me the HOLE between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener!!!

Is it be force,okey provide the money,even at that i wont,u too get bad mouth

Worldwidebiz: Hello, I am a business man from the UK, but I am a Nigerian. I have been out of the country for years now. I just need a honest and God fearing person I can do business with both offsite and onsite. Please, get in touch. I have lots of profitable ideas

Am Izuogu Oluchukwu a computer science student of Abia state polytech Aba am a hustler though am in2 online importation of laptops and bb phone which i sell 2 fellow students. am intrestd in during doing busines wit u,u cn contact me via dmostcheerful@yahoo.com or call me on. 2 knw more about me u can add me on facebook wif oluchukwu.izuogu@facebook.com.

Pls can u post d photo here... Needed asap!

Am from Anambra state. My governor was know 4 being a born again cos he even campaigned at churches but immediately he was voted all promises were 4gotten Am from Anambra state. My governor was know 4 being a born again cos he even campaigned at churches but immediately he was voted all promises were 4gotten