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hope20:
April 14th all d way

Hi, hope, hello! (No, hell no dey here o, I just dey greeti o!)
Greetings from an April 14 Sunday born!

justjify:
At last! Found a BD mate.
Am so glad to have Чōϋ here. Let's make D̶̲̥̅̊Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ a big family of cuties born in april

Yea, and can we be a party? Though I have never announce this day ever, because on this day I always `cry to God on any uninhabited height' for 14hours!

(You can catch what I mean?)

May be I should stop this? No, not until `she' comes!

Welcome April 14 born!

justjify:
I have seen threads for birth months, but am yet to see a breathing thread for #AprilBorn dudes Απϑ dudettes. So I thought it wise to create a thread we can call our own.
#April14 in †ђξ building

Do you mean you were told by your parents that you arrived the Earth on April 14? So I was told too!

Can we take a head bow toward each other dude?

Can I write ear piercing topics fir just you? Within a low price able to eat a dats meal? Mam, I'll be thankful to embrace it if there ever is a way.

Delete it please... I don't need it...

Oppypoppy:
Why not...why u dey ask?

Gracious fear!

Good fear of the impossible!

The fornicators went up and down exchanging and being changed, smiling and bowling in white raiment and money bouncing! And see, here are the deafs, men with mandrakes who had never tasted a vase nor even seen the naked wire!

Won't I fear? No job!

Time is no more, only suicide could take away this waste of disgust within our nakedhood!

Yet, see, am a believer, so, I'll live!

?

Pleaseeee....

Did you think a man without a date not a girlfriend could get married in nearly one year from now?

Originakalokalo:
You don't need to post the link. I know this thing.
Besides, I have a lot to study in my Bible.
I have a lot of Holiness to practice. I have a lot of self-evaluation to do so as to be sure if I am still his son or I have defaulted.
I have a lot of prayers to pray against evil
There is no time to read that thing.

Sorry.

Origin, May that God, my God bless you!
I even pasted some of the quotes on my FACEBOOK PAGE!

I was kinda dry mouthed yesterday night when I read the dark-shining book till dawn at 1am. I was aghast.

Take this book from the Earth. It ain't good for flesh to read. If you are a Spirit, please, let us die in Jesus Christ, that at death we might know if God is God, if Jesus Christ is King of Life.

You that there are two scrotal sac life? Okay lets leave our flesh first before you swelled us up with OVERKNOWLEDGE!

It is not good for the human brain to become so swollen with knowledge that will make a man run mad.

Peace...

Can a woman lead man, like shepherd over unpenitic sheep? Can a woman shout and unmuscular men jitter? How come Eve was not created before Adam, or Adam coming out of the side of Eve?

How come a woman need take in the sperm of man to born child or else she'll never born without him?

And if these answers are nagatives, how then can some dissy laying men sit suppine under a doctor Jezebel "who is leading Gods Image to commit fornicers and gamblers?" (REVELATIONS) with lust roving eyes? How come?

Are women not suppoe to be the Angels of gaurd of their husbands and household? How have they came out to Jezebalise the alter of God? How can they be called out by Pastors and the members would not nip this extent into the bud?


Are this once men?

God is calling you out, man, to touch His children to turn back to Him.

If a woman had vision, a prophet, or dreams or eloquence; to her husband, she need speak through!

God, our heart should burn within us, because we should love our House more than ourselves!

REJOICE AND PRAY.

(Pray ill the very end!)

TURN YOUR PRAYER FOR PHYSICAL HERITAGE INTO THE POWER OF HIS REAL WILL!

STOP PRAYING FOR THEM!

Pray instead for:

>The Elderly,

>The lost,

>The homeless

>The Poor

>The forgotten

>The Street wonderers

And

>The salvation of your loved once.

Can a technologist help us manufacture a Hearing Deviced paper work Invention-Modular?

I have the modular.

This thing when invented will give the deaf a temporal ability to hear.

(Temporal, because we won't live here on Earth permanently. Temporally, because as soon as the device is removed from vision, eyes, then alert failed) an ability to hear.

Not like an hearing aid, which does not work for many hear deformed people.

Why Try To Heal When God Is The Healer?

Can Mr Agabi help me manufacture my Hearing Deviced paper work Invention-Modular?
This thing when invented will give the deaf a temporal ability to hear. (Temporal, because we won't live here on Earth permanently. Temporally, because as soon as the device is removed from vision, eyes, then alert failed) an ability to hear.
Not like an hearing aid, which does not work with many people.

ashvicooo@gmail.com

okey4reel:
Op tell us more, is there a website or email, how can one reach u or the company

%Speak with the agent: ashvicooo gmail

(you know the rest?)

phensbassey:
am interested shed more light please

ashvicooo@gmail will tell you the terms snd conditions

TAGf:
Do give loans up to about 3 million ?

No, we don't. Good evening.

Impactever:
Pls sir ....i am also in need of a soft loan of #500, 000 to expand my small scale poultry farm Agribusiness.
To pay back in 6 months with 6% interest .

The business has a huge growth potential and economically viable in my place of residence .

I am willing to comply with the terms and condition of the loan scheme .

Thanks in anticipation of your favorable consideration.

08065759964

Nweze Emmanuel

If as I had, people are having problem with avi333777yahoo

You can get me on
ashvicooo@gmail.com

goldwaters:
Are you OK? did you read through at all or you just take delight in talking anyhow?
At what point did I mention 5million naira? kindly get off this thread.

If you cant laugh at Sarcasm and Oxymoron then you can't be a curator. I know I deserve your bare tongue because you dont know I was laughing as hard as possible when I wrote that. But, please, if you are offended, take solace and forgive.

Am a child of Nature-God.

justayo:
interested too 08053351537 Dats my whatsapp

I aint a wattsapp fan. My email is below. Take to it or,

f o r g e t !

(Laughter!!!) Sorry bros, am not on Wattsapp.

daddio:
WHAT OTHER CRITERIA DO I HAVE TO CONSIDER BEFORE GETTING LOAN?

Nothing more, nothing less, simple as being Christ like! A loan without any world while interest.
Only, return what we gave to you at the promised duration given!


WARNING: LIERS ARE BERED FROM THIS PLACE.


If you need taste natural waters, talk to=>

ashvicooo@gmail.com

Ayyy, okay....

How to get the Interest and Collateral Free Loan.

If we can trust you enough,
This is how to get the interest and collateral free loan:
=> Tell us why you need the money (by filling it in a given form)
=> Receive the money in your account
=> Repay the money so loaned, either weekly or monthly, and
=> Finish paying it in a period of 12months.

Fancy...?

With a 1year membership donation of approximately N1000 or above you are ready to go into your dreams as a bonafide member.



AM A CHILD OF THE LIVING GOD

Your brother in bounds.

ChiChilolo:
I've tried to stop having sex with him but whenever we're together. I don't know how I just fall for him and before you know it we're pulling the sheets.

I don't really know how to end it then I resent him afterwards.

Me think god of evil machination is involve in this evil affair of evil fornication.

Jet out to a better Jesu, who put better life in lifelessness and add better fogiveness to sin and tell you, "go and show it to the better nations what I have don for you!"

Hope? Its great thing to hope for!

Will you seal up your sin with the Everlasting Blood, now?

Call me if you wish...

you2you:
Pls I Need N100,000 loan i will paid N150,000, back In 3months, Pls Help A Brother, Thanks

In here, we have an interest free loan Network, at which you need become a member with only N200 and become legible to get your loan free of interest.
Return hat we gave you, no addition, no interest!

But, this loan need be returned back in last duration of 360days uptimatum. Or before this date, like 3months or 6months as stated by you.

From the first day of payment and submisdion of forms, to 90days, the money will be sent into tge bank account does given.

Are you still interested?

Nice day...

itiswellandwell:
Hmmmmm. End time pastors. I always say it, we're in end time. Use your head when it comes to religion things.

Check my signature for your customised Atm card shape flash drive and full capacity powerbank.

Please, itiswellandwell how do you make such `signature' (s)?

swiz123:
The basic reason for sex should be to procreate. All other reasons are secondary and to some extent not religious. There was a man in the Bible tho I've forgotten his name, he had sex with his brother's widow and poured his semen on the floor.God killed him. That should be enough reason to show that sex shouldn't be all about fun.

Who told you that the Son of Judah did i for fun? It is because he, during the sexual act later think, -why should I give my late brother a child, was he not wicked to us while he was alife, common man, am not impregnating his sweet widow, let me pour it out, you scum bag!...." He came off and out it came oozing. Seeing this treachery of unforgiveness, wickedness, God struck him as his brothers and he fell limp to death!
Fun, sex is for 1. Fun 2. Procteation 3. Rest!
Have fun with the wife of your youth, anyhow, but make it happy and memorious!

2Timothy 2:11-13=>
If we die with Him (Yahua, Jesus Christ, Emmanuel Jesse) Then we will also live with Him. If we accept suffering, Then we will also rule with Him, (AFTER DEATH) If we refuse to accept Him, Then He will refuse to accept us, If we are not faithful, He will still be faithful- Because He cannot because to Himself.

3:1=>
Remember this, there will be many troubles on the last days....

+#FACTS

Satan Sent:
They use the surprise and non-intelligence of the normal man, who is but a follow-sappient, people who cannot read the Word except they be thought by another unrully servant of devils, who can even command fire to fall from above, they use these things to debase their neighbours guild!

Guilty! Who is guilty? Lucifer and his demons! Who is slaved, how will they come out of this siuation? The people, guild, are slaved because of lack of knowledge. Not by power and not by might but by HIS spirit, He'd promised, to set them free, to set free the prisoners even from the bottomless pit! AMI!

Emmanuel Jesse, Yeshuah is King!

EmperorMGI:
@Op...will you stop this!...This stuff is PHOTOSHOPED!
I live around that place,...The original Theme of the program is "Abroad Must Favour My Family"...and not this!
Op, you dey play with curse 4 ur head for rubbishing Christianity like this!

#My1kobo

And whst is the relation of ABROD MUST FAVOUR MY FAMILY and Causes and fire in prayer- The unsecred power of the anti-people?

The Beginning Of Good Things!

In the coming days doth said the Lord of Creation, "I will allow the chimpazee, a lion a child, a serpent... to live together...
No harm will ever be caused in all My Holy Mountain...!"

Docyou believe?

Are you awaiting this day?

F a n t a s t i c !

You'll say?

The Emmanuel Ekwueme Foundation through their Free Internet Loan Network, had now reduced their membership fee!

By how much? 65% reduction!

Wow...!

Now you need to pay nothing less than N1000 for the Loan of N50,000-N450,000

Please, the loan is not for those adverse in ungodliness, its only for the godly minded. Come all come quickly! On first come first serve basis.

Hurray!!!

Who causes it? Forget it, God does His will that men may morter!

Contact:

victorious777@naij.com