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daewoorazer:
since when did u start pounding humans? As pounded-meat or what?...#confusation

i swear when i first saw these trend thought it was abt kidnapers n ritualist pounding ladies for money.

ernesty20:
ladies, when you know you won't give him what he wants, stop accepting his offer

i met a thief(lady) at Akure shopping mall. A very pretty, busty, nyashy lady.

I have always dreamt of humping a busty beech.

I didnt waste time in making a move. She had already selected what she wanted to buy.

As a gentle man, i told her to shop more that i would pay. After one hour of shopping, she had already selected 500k worth of goods.

I went to the nearest first bank and withdrew the money and paid for her goods. (money is not my problem)

After the payment, i still offered to drive her home which i later collected her digits..

Things were going normal between us until one day i invited her to my gingantic mansion..

When she finally came to my mansion, we gisted, one thing led to another, we started smooching.

Half way into the journy, she stopped me from removing her pants. She started telling me cork and bull story, how she is in her period, bla bla bla.

I let her go that day.. We didnt mess. Now i have been calling her number like forever now yet she doesnt pick. She just sent me a message this morning to my iphone6.

She wrote how i wud cheat on her if we finally start dating because i am too handsome, how her ex wants her back, how she doesnt trust the source of my money because of the gingantic mansion i built, bla bla bla..

It occured to me that this idiot has scammed me.

Please ladies, if you know u dnt have a chance with that guy u are eating his money, stop it and let her go. Thank u

hahahahahhhaha Bro haba cool down 500000 naira a nigerian man spends on 1 lady u noo take her 2 ur house sharply n nack am u waited 4 sometimes still chating n all took u like weeks be4 she come house or even 2 kiss her n touch boobs. hahahahahha lord thank u for sending jesus of our time. Guys dat wee buy u 1 meat pie 250 and coke 100 and wuld want 2 carry u home 2 nack.

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is it possible that this opportunity is available now. thanks

micskales:
Hi am Micheal, am a fan of wizkid,
I have a girlfriend joy; she always tell me I look like wizkid but I don't think so. I always thought she flattering me but she said she is telling me the truth. So I decided to ask my fellow countrypeople, do I look like wizkid?

i cant laugh.

torqque7:
Lol..that's what the male specie does,especially if the female in question is attractive then lustre must follow so it's not a big deal if he was lusting over her,it's our ability to control the lust that matters.

Anyway I agree with you on the bang her part tho. By the way,looked up your profile and you are worthy of lust

hahahahahahaha okay

torqque7:
Lol..that's what the male specie does,especially if the female in question is attractive then lustre must follow so it's not a big deal if he was lusting over her,it's our ability to control the lust that matters.

Anyway I agree with you on the bang her part tho. By the way,looked up your profile and you are worthy of lust

hahahahah okay

forlahkhe:
i dont know much abt phones but i did my research on nairaland b4 settling for samsung s5. i wanted camon 8 bt my last expwrience with techno made me change my mind; i was using techno A+ b4 which i got 2yrs ago. The phone was writing "memory full" and after abt 1week, it stopped working. i tried to put it on bt to no avail. it wont even charge sef so i gave it to an engnr @ computer village ikeja and till now he's yet ro fix it(since february). Nairalanders are always talking abt samsung here and there and now i've got the samsung, ME NO C ANYTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THE PHONE oo. it has fingerprint scanner.......And so? na dt 1 we wan chop ni?

if u see nothing special about samsung get s6edge its about 256k atm anyways d camera is madddd n it last long. my last samsung i used it for 2yrs noo wahala n d screen broke in the 1st yr of usage was in d second yr it started fucking up. though it ons buh d Bleep up plenty.

optimusmind:
My first romance thread.
A week ago, I jokingly grabbed my coursemate on the neck, pushed her against a wall, and whispered in her ears "How would like liked to be chocked and banged"
She was shocked ND for more than 10min couldn't even move.
Today, I was going up the stairs, she happened to be there cuz we were heading for the same lectures. She held my hands, and told me she can steal me from my girlfriend. I jokingly told her it was impossible, that I would only rough handle her and leave her.
To my surprise, she said that's what she wants.
Me, still taking it for a joke, kept teasing and telling her I would put my belt around her neck and chock her with it while taking her doggy and spanking her.....
She was into it and we had a lot of fantasies about it.
Now she wants action.

My challenge is her boyfriend is my guy, and she knows and I know him. Yet she still wants it,
Guys and babes here, should I bang this gal... Cuz I can rate her body a 6.8/10 she's really tempting me.

wah kinda expensive joke is dat..... smh. u must have being losting over her jare. bang her

Jeffboi:
Bros. Easy abeg.

am a lady dear

AnodaIT:
You were manipulated.

Confess to your Pastor and you will be free. No need to go to the family

manipulated owwww did she force him or threaten him at 15 he knw good or bad. biko

Jeffboi:
Good evening N'LNDS. My name is jeffrey. I just need good advice on this PLS.

In 2009 I was living with my uncle in aba. Abia state. My uncle is married. For long but no child. I dont know the cause sha
So he became sick with diabetes. The sickness reduced he's stature from hug man to little man. His wife don't near him again because the doctor advised that he should not have sex with his wife again so that he don't infect her.
So my uncle sold he's 2 cement trailer and opened a cement shop there in. Uratha aba
And my aunty is selling cotton in aria-aria mkt.

On that faithful day my uncle travelled to the village. After my aunty returned from mkt. She said to me that my uncle is not around that am now the man of the house. That am gonna take all he's responsibilities in all side. I answered OK ma. So we where in parlour watching a movie. The film was a comic 1. She laughed and fell off from the chair she was on the floor she asked me to help her up. I went and held her hand. She said No. That I should hold her waist which I gladly did with my standing d*ck. Then I was 15 and she was 31 from their she asked to see my d*ck. I showed her. She held it for a while she told me. How she wish am up to 20yrs. She said she gonna check if my sperm is matured. She removed her wrapper. And was putting on only pant. She apply some lubricants on her lap. There's where I inserted my dick sha. And after I released she checked the sperm. And decided we have a real s*x which I gladly accept then. I had sex with her for like 6 different times.

My problem now is. Am bitterly regretting everything now and my uncle died in 2010


I left aba in 2009 september to abuja. Since then. I've travelled to the village twice. But I've not reached my uncle's house. My conscience won't allow me. Again fear of the man rising from grave to attack me. He's wiffe is still in aba going about her normal. I feel like confessing to the family. Nobody is aware of this. Except me and her





What should I do.





Pls bear with any typo you come across. Thanks. @frano. @lalasticala.

hahahahaha at 15 u didnt even say no no aunty pls.. hahahhahaha GOD wee 4give u. hau in mind swty wat u sow u wee reap if u like confess or dont. u goo reap am.
sign out.......

Alvinnado:
Have you ever romantically loved an underage girl before?

dts y d US wuld alwas be beta dan naija. cus dere dey wuld lock d motherf**ker up. wats dt rubbish hauing sex with a child.

EDonHappen:
Hello everyone, I have been lurking on this site for long as a guest, I decided to register today because of an issue I want to get an advice on.
I was opportuned to meet a guy, he asked me out but I refused to date him and he later went for my friend and my friend accepted his request and the began dating, I was not jealous about this though, their love was so so strong and it has been like this for the past 4-5 months now, my friend visits his boyfriend(the boyfriend here is the guy that asked me out and I refused) in his house and spend the nights there most of the time(I am sure they would have been doing things together), but sometimes the guy will come over to our apartment to sleep, I and my friend stay in a one room apartment with a big bed and a small bed in it, whenever they come, me and the guy will sleep on the big bed and my friend will sleep on the small bed very adjacent to his boyfriend. I normally sleep with my wrapper on me anytime he is around.

Then something strange happened on a night the guy came to sleep in our apartment and we had the normal sleeping routine, then all of a sudden I started feeling my wrapper was leaving my body and i was feeling some touches around my body most especially my breast and buttocks, i was so devastated as this was coming from the guy and I kept mute and pretended as if I was sleeping and this kept going on, anytime I shift on the bed, the guy will reposition himself and pretended as if he was sleeping and nothing happened. I let that to pass for the night. The another night he came visiting and the same thing happened, I felt so bad and wanted to tell my friend who happen to be his girlfriend but I feel if I should tell her, it might lead to their breakup which I don’t want because these guys are madly in love with each other, you can tell from the way they behave. Another option I am thinking is to tell the guy myself and try to warn him that if he tries it again I will embarrass him.
Should I tell my friend knowing fully well this might lead to their breakup or warn the guy myself?

Nlers, please advise me on what to do

Matured advice please!!!

hahahaha nawa ooooh
that your friend really trust you y shld u be d 1 2 sleep with him on the same bed in d 1st place. deres noo sense in dt. body noo be fire wood oooh

foolinlove:
The reason most men cheat is due to lack of self control, selfishness and lack of respect/love for their partner.

Unfortunately, most do not find live strong enough to be able to control themselves.

Package it any way you want: it all boils down to respect.

If the V isn't tight enough, if you're bored, if the wife be nagging - talk together and solve the problem. Otherwise you are just lazy, selfish, disrespectful and no self control.

asin i dnt get why why should you cheat. if the V is larger take her to doctor 2 close it dats if u hau d moni nah shuu. if shes smelling, diry let her knw buy her correct soup n tlk 2 her nicely doo u think its easy to become a mother, if shes getting too fat talk 2 her to loose register her to a gym, if shes not doing any work open shop 4 her simple. i cee noo reason y men shld cheat married or unmarried una noo get reason. simple communication telling her how you feel not taking to a third party. shikina

Nateben:
Let me state it here point blank, that NOT all men cheat.....
But women have so brainwashed themselves into believing otherwise..... Anyway, without much ado, I'm going to just right into it...

Cambridge and University of Michigan, conducted a research on WHY MEN CHEAT and the reason will surprise you
86% of men who cheat are married, and their reason/s are (They said that after their wives gave birth, things changed, sex became boring, the opening was not as it used to be.. Which means that the Vee enlarged more that they could bare) and study have found that CS births are the safest..... So, married women, I think it's high time you start discussing the right way to deliver with your hubby...

Then the other 14% tagged it at plain NAGGING and too DEMANDING, see ladies, all of you want to marry a rich man, but at some point, he will only see you as an extra baggage once you don't contribute anything to the family, if you depend on him for everything, he will cheat on you. If you are the dirty type, he will cheat on you. If Everytime he comes home from work, you are still tying rappa and watching Telemundo, he will cheat on you. If you are a nursing mother, and Everytime you are smelling breast milk, he will cheat on you. If you can't make your hair or buy yourself somethings without his assistance, he will cheat on you. If you have a loud mouth, that both of you can't argue without neighbors knocking on your door, he will cheat on you. If you spend half your day on social media, you will be depressed because your friends are posting pics of good life, and he will cheat on you.

Ladies and gentlemen, there are so much that we are doing WRONG nowadays, let's try and fix it. Social media is not a place to seek advice, we have Mothers, Fathers, Brothers and Sisters, they will give you the best advice that some lady or guy on NL who is almost giving up on life would give to you, and please let's stop generalizing things, if you only date or attract Scumbags, then you are definitely doing something wrong, find the root, could be your dressing, your makeup, most of you ladies don't know that guys hate heavy makeup, we understand when a celeb puts on a heavy makeup, so what's your excuse? And ladies, let's stop abortion, if you give birth out of wedlock, head will not roll.

Find the root of your problem, and fix it, stop throwing Blames.. Guys, fell free to add what can make you cheat, I think these ladies need to learn.

calm down ogaaa noo be fight

amaraedec:
I have not spoken to anyone about my ordeal but I sincerely hope your advice will go a long way towards healing me and restoring back my sanity.

I started dating this lady whom I still love so much February 2013, few months before I lost my mummy. I was so cautious of the affair at first, knowing that it was the first time I am getting so emotionally entangled to a lady, but after I lost my mum, I was so hurt and the fact that she was the only person very close to me then, I threw caution to the wind and fell helplessly in love with her, hoping that it would help alleviate the pains of losing My mum and praying deep inside my heart that the relationship will lead to marriage. It did to a reasonable extent alleviated the pains of losing my mum.

Even while I was in school, I gave her everything that I somehow lived in deprivation. Her friends were complaining to me that I spend a lot on her and it might backfire one day. I ignored their advice. I buy her handouts, clothes, Mobile gadgets and even give her certain amount of money on monthly basis to add up to her feeding money, I made sure she lived above her peers in school .

The whole problem started late 2014, when I was about leaving for my NYSC. she started acting quite strange, I respected her privacy that I don't even touch her phones, even though I give her the freedom to handle my phones and answer my calls. I noticed she wouldn't pick up her calls while with me. Like I said, I respected her privacy that I never gave so much thoughts into her actions, I loved and gave her my all believing that she will never cheat on me. Then on her birthday, I had got lots of surprising gifts for her and even arranged a little get together without her knowledge. To my greatest surprise, she surfaced at the venue of the party with the excuse that she was going on an errand for her parents. I handed over to her the gifts I got for her, she collected them and left the venue. Little did I know she had gone to see her erstwhile lover. Depression had started creeping in and I was losing my sanity apparently.

To cut the whole story short, when her girlfriend opened up to me that my girl was having affairs elsewhere, I never believed her at first, but after I confronted her, then I was looking so sick and pale, completely lost in thoughts and pains. She eventually opened up and was really sorry to the best of my knowledge . I couldn't help the pains, I. Started taking anti depressants, I have already vowed never to cheat in my life, knowing that prosperity has a way of rewarding Fidelity.

After I was mobilized for NYSC, I left for my Camp, but the ghost of a failed relationship was already hunting me, I had lost interest in living. Shortly after I returned back from my Orientation camp, everyone knew something was wrong with me, I only told them that it was the stress from Camp. Well, I was battered emotionally, that on 31st December 2014, I hit the rock button and decided to end my life and end the pains, I took insecticides and collection of anti depressants in over dose and battery acid, I cheated on death as I was in Coma for 4 days, I was referred to a psychologist for rehabilitation after I was discharged on the 12th of January 2015. I spent 6 months in rehabilitation Center here in Lagos State, where I was also serving then.

After the whole incident, I made up my mind to forgive her and give her a second chance since she was really sorry. The whole scenario started replaying itself, that she started acting strange again, already my friend had told me that she was seeing someone else. My family knew I was slipping into depression again and had wanted to fly me out of the country, but I was denied Visa when I least expected it. I had to leave Enugu for Lagos so as to keep away from her and the environment. but she still calls me on phone, saying that she still loves me, I truly love her so much. Am totally lost of words, lost of ideas. Am terrified to say the least. Am losing my sanity again. Please friends, depression is getting better of me at the moment.. I need a sincere advise

PLEASE DONT EVER TRY DIS SHIT OF KILLING YOURSLF 4 SOME1. I KNW LOSSING SOME1 IS VERY HARD NOT TO TLK MORE OF A MOTHER.I PRAY GOD WILL GIVE YOU THE STRENGHT TO BEAR THIS HUGE LOSS. PLS FORGET ABT DT GIRL CUS ACCORDING TO UR STORY U DID NOTHING WRONG TO HER SOO SHES EVIL AND WICKED. U DID ALL A HUSBAND IS 2 DOO ESPECIALLY D PRIVACY STUFFS MEN DISREGARD DAT AND U GUYS ARE JST DATING. I KNW GOD WULD GIUE U SOME1 BETTER. TRY FOCUS ON GOD, BE WITH TRUE FRIENDS AND FAMILY DAT LOVE U, FOCUS ON UR JOB, BE CAREFUL DNT THINK ANY GIRL U CEE CAN REPLACE UR MUMS SPACE IN UR HEART.

kowema:
Is that the only supermarket in Abuja?... It's not by force to patronize their business so keep moving.

YOU RE A FOOOL. HOW CHINKO GOO DEY FORM BOSS FOR MY COUNTRY DIS PLACE LOOK LYK CHINA WAAAATTTTTT RUBBISH MAKE DEM BURN D BUILDING DOWN... DERE FADA

kogistar:
That is how igbos behaves

U RE HIGH. JST BECOS OF 1 IGBO MAN OR WOMAN U GENERALIZING. CHINEKE GBA GI OKU

wilybebsy:
Just get rich and every other things will fall in place

SIMPLE..........

mysterious12: ehen na, just tell me date and time, make i come carry the babe

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dts nt ur body joooooorh if its really urs ow cum u dnt use ur full pics wif ur 6 packs as ur profile pics u wuld get lots of chicks dt way dAN DISSS. SINGING '' YOU TO DEY LIE LIE LIE''

lynpetra: Why you dey talk like fool?
It's written all over you that you will die miserably,accept it. You are no better than a dead local dog on the street!

hahahahahahahahahahahah u re d nigga dt wuld die a miserably death if u dnt tk d free precautions abt ebola giuen 2 uu malu.

buchai: Shaking of hands is not forbidden in my church we shoke hands with one anoda 2day and received Holy Communion the way we used to Our God is bigger dan ebola or any kind of disease, Where is our faith we christians? God is abundantly able to deliver and to save.

yesssss wee knw say our GOD IS BIGGA DAN EBOLA but ma dear prevention is betta dan sacrifice. only a fool wuld not adhere 2 dis layed down rules 2 prevent d spread of ebola u, tkin lyk dis cus its nt a member of ur family or a close relatiue dt has dis deadly disease.smh

uzolexis: Christianity does not mean stupidity,these are preventive measures which are very reasonable,there's a reason God gave us brains...because we have faith we should not protect ourselves right??that is why Nigerian christians are easily brain washed cause we have refused to think....pls go and jump down from 3rd mainland bridge cause you have faith

corrreeeeecccctttttttt best statement here

lynpetra: na wa o...
something must kill a man na.Its cool their decision but i cant run from someone or neigbour cos of Ebola.If the thing catch me,i die go,i no better pass people wey don die jare.Nonsence!!!The same die wey una dey run go still jam una,na people wey dey run sef dey quick die.Una know how many times i don beg God and devil to kill me?no be me still dey drink palmi right now for my town?

maybe cus u re tayad of life u cn die if u wnt 2. go in d middle of a busy road make trailler kill u orr betta stil goo liberia were d ebola patients re ebola goo kill u faster,more painful n quicker. d job is done

Ashantiking: This is not soup, this is stew.

Soup- a liquid dish, typically made by boiling meat, fish, or vegetables, etc., in stock or water.

Stew- a dish of meat and vegetables cooked slowly in liquid in a closed dish or pan.
"lamb stew"

yhess oooooh u will jst be eatin meat chicken pomo n all d real soup inco its supposed 2 hau water a little. bt its temptin sha

MrRhymes101: "it does not have a cure", yet "people r recovering"? Did they eat kola?? Abi they baf with salt water?? i don't knw what to believe in this country anymore........GOD HELP US

It dosnt haue a cure thats correct but dats wen d person is acutely ill and almst diein and has exhibited all d symptoms of ebola. but in cases were d person is nt acutely ill ders a chance of survival wen immediate treatment is adminitered.

kevolysis12: The worst av heard was.."You love me? Or my p*ssy? Cos u've been stiring below my skirt since we started talking.." Indeed she was wearing a short mini skirt

soooo na actually d p*ssy u were interested in u jst wan use "i luv u" 2 get her hooked abi

Kunleskey: this is what am talking about... All the girls were just talking about hot slap..maybe all of them have experience such thing manytimes and let go of it...whereas they are forming here... as if they are untouchable queens..and princess...

maybe cus u haunt come in contact wif crazy galsss i pray u dnt fall in d hands of maddd galss if nt noo be only slap u goo collect u goo chop beaten join trust mii.

Mrvirgin: I know some ladies go be like 'I go tear am hot slap',lol! If u kno dose areas u call private have been touched, smooched and spanked several times at diff places, u av no ryt to slap anybody coz it's no more a PRIVATE part.

sooo cus my boobs and ass has being smushed by my man 4 dt its nw a free commodity 4 ani fly, re u sure u okay. soooo euen married women 2 orr wat u sayin

Bawsse: ALL YOU LADIES TALKING BOUT SLAP SHOULD PLEASE BE REALISTIC

what i noticed about girls is that, most of them that are matured enough, actually enjoy being touched by an equally mature guy

i don touch maaany girls arse and booobs both intentionally and mistakenly... and the worse i have gotten from any is a "please stop touching my ass, its not for you" with a smile/laugh and sometimes surprised look but they still dont get angry after i do it 7 times over


Abi I de lie?

check dose knda gals well dem be ashi, we tlkin abt responsible ladys plzzzzzzzz

[quote author=glitest]Offcourse, i know I might get injured, but by the time I'm done with you?; I bet your moni maker will never be the same again, because one of the worst things i hate is for a man to touch me inappropriately... Especially if I think its intentional.

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hhahahahhhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah correct babe haahhahahahahahahahahah

farano: I'll touch his na

abii na all mistake noni