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Education / Re: Mention That Topic In Mathematics, That You Still Do Not Understand. by docjeph(m): 11:55pm On Sep 04, 2023
Product's rule. Implicit and explicit functions. Taylor's rule. L'hopitals's rule
essentialone:
Mention that topic in Mathematics, that you still do not understand.

Mathematics lovers and haters, show ya sef.
Career / Re: Valuable Lessons From The Corporate World by docjeph(m): 6:59pm On Jul 03, 2023
Nice write n relatable too
Talk2Suzan:
Some of the biggest lessons learned in the corporate world-
1. Use your brain at work and emotions at home

2. Nobody is your friend at the workplace. Trust me!

3. If you can solve every problem of the management, they will always be by your side.

4. Never write/reply to any mail when you’re frustrated.

5. Your boss could be friendly, but at the end of the day, he is not your friend. Respect boundaries.

6. The relationship between Employer and employee is solely based on revenue.

7. Don't fear failure and rejection.

8. Follow up is the key to everything.

9. You'll meet some amazing people; learn from them.

10. Feed your subordinates with your maximum knowledge, encourage them, cheer them and eventually when they make breakthroughs, celebrate with them. The best thing you can give to a person is your knowledge.

11. Focus on developing and using your strengths.

12. Work until the work is done.

13. Learn how to change the situation, not the person.

14. Effective communication, negotiation and leadership skills are a must to learn as early in your life as possible.

15. You’ll find a colleague in every office who keeps bitching about everyone. Find that him/her at the earliest and stay a mile away

16. People are nice to you only when you are influential or they need you. Once the need or influence changes, so does their behavior.

17. Shit travels up. Never complain about your superiors to peers or staff.

18. In any company, everybody is a salesperson. If you are not selling anything, you are an expense.

19. Everyone is replaceable and you will eventually be replaced.

20. When you are the star performer, most mistakes are forgiven.

21. Stay out of comparisons, you are unique.

22. Human Resources is there to protect the company, not you.

23. You are never the smartest one in the room.

#Mindset_Therapy
#T2S Therapy Cares

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Sports / Re: Pele Is Dead by docjeph(m): 8:04pm On Dec 29, 2022
RIP to the GOAT of all goats

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Rishi Sunak: 18 Things To Know About Incoming UK Prime Minister (Photos) by docjeph(m): 9:40pm On Oct 24, 2022
oz4real83:
Congrats, dream come true. One thing I like with these Indians is that no matter where they were born, they don't forget their Indian identity, they will still retain their Indian accent unlike our naija people who travelled to Europe but be using fake American accent cheesy cheesy grin
Lol "travel to Europe, be using fake American accent" Lol
Politics / Re: FG Confirms Purchase Of N1.4 Billion Worth Of Vehicles For Niger Republic by docjeph(m): 6:59pm On Aug 03, 2022
Will the US and UK give aid to Nigeria if they are in the same situation that we are currently in now?
anonymous1759:
sad
Some people will start crying now but when Nigeria receives aid from the likes of USA and Uk you don’t hear them wail . This is no issue . The only issue I’ve to that The FG should step up security things are really bad .

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Religion / Re: ₦100m Was Paid For My Release - Samuel Uche (Methodist Cleric) by docjeph(m): 4:17am On Jun 01, 2022
doctokwus:
Timeline of this kidnap and the promptness of the ransome payment is suspicious to me.
He was kidnapped on Sunday and by Monday morning N100m cash had been raised and delivered!
Yet everyone is just accepting this story as it is.
Questions need to be raised,but of course,in the jungle,raising questions makes you a devil's advocate and everything is swallowed hook,line sinker.
Baba calm down, to raise 100mili in 24hours to release a whole the prelate of the Methodist church of Nigeria, is nothing, it's not rocket science n it's achievable even in 12hours.

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Sports / Re: Lineups Released For The Nigeria Match Against Ghana: Your Thoughts? by docjeph(m): 5:59pm On Mar 29, 2022
confirmedniggae:
where can we stream pls
hesgoal.com
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Thing That No Amount Of Peer Pressure Can Make You Do? by docjeph(m): 3:04pm On Aug 19, 2021
Mine is gambling, all forms of gambling. No matter the pressure, i will never do it. Also drugs and smoking.
Politics / Re: Isa Pantami: Presidency's Statement On Campaign Against Communications Minister by docjeph(m): 10:16pm On Apr 22, 2021
jamiudinho:

has CAN president apologize for the arms he brought with is private jet to kill northern Muslims
So because he has not, more evil should be permitted abi?
Politics / Re: SERAP Asks Buhari To Stop NIN Registration, Withdraw Threat To Block SIM Cards by docjeph(m): 2:25pm On Dec 20, 2020
God bless SERAP�
Sports / Re: Lampard Claims Chelsea Were Handed Toughest Possible UCL Draw In Atletico by docjeph(m): 9:26pm On Dec 14, 2020
Skynet45:
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

Chelsea don dey fear . Meanwhile wetin u want PSG to do .

Barca to win the champion league this year grin grin
Dis year?�� Lol
Sports / Re: Folarin Balogun Scores His First Arsenal Goal 37 Seconds After Coming As A Sub by docjeph(m): 10:47pm On Nov 29, 2020
AfroDude:
Support Maradona's family
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Politics / Re: Albert Okumagba's Death: Obaseki Expresses Shock, Sadness Over Banker's Demise by docjeph(m): 4:45pm On Nov 21, 2020
Simbrixton:
urhobo man very tribalistic towards yoruba
E b like say ur brain wet o. Water don soak ur brain
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu: Nigerian Military Officers Ordered Shooting Of Protesters In Lekki by docjeph(m): 4:06pm On Oct 27, 2020
BeeBeeOoh:
So there was even shooting at lekki, I thought that some people with no conscience and honor said that nothing like that happened at lekki
Lol....� I even thought the video was photoshopped. SMH
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Didn’t Invite Soldiers To Protect TVC & The Nation To Avoid Bloodshed by docjeph(m): 11:08am On Oct 26, 2020
kokoA:
Nigeria Army don suffer.. Imagine a private citizen claiming he could have deployed soldiers to protect his private business if he wished shocked shocked
You can deploy soldiers to protect your private business if you want. Anybody can do that, it's not new and not out of place.
Politics / Re: No EndSARS Protester Was Killed In Surulere - Lagos Government by docjeph(m): 11:02pm On Oct 12, 2020
eejo:
I pity Nigerians travelling by road after this protest. Armed Robbers have been dancing since the dissolution of SARS. I will only use flight anytime am in Nigeria.
You go use flight go your village abi u no get village?

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Travel / Re: Ibeno Bridge: Is This The Longest Bridge In South-South Nigeria? (Video) by docjeph(m): 6:46pm On Sep 02, 2020
1.6km is longer than 600m
NkanAkpanika:
Ibeno bridge is said to be the longest bridge in South South Nigeria built by NDDC for 13 years..
The bridge lay on top of the Atlantic ocean linking Ibeno main land in Akwa Ibom to its Island community of okoroutip and many others .

While the Onitsha to Asaba Bridge is 1.6 km, ibeno Bridge is 600m long laying on top of the Atlantic ocean...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSMnsX_5RGc
Education / Re: What Is The Difference Between B.sc Degree And B.sc (Hons) Degree? by docjeph(m): 11:36am On Sep 04, 2017
EkoAcademy:


A honours degree is different from an ordinary degree in the sense that the course load (credit) is heavier than that of a regular degree. Although nowadays the term has lost its relevance.
How heavy? in kilograms pls. I mean the weight.
Sports / Re: Pele Congratulates Ronaldo On Moving Into Top 5 All Time National Team Scorers by docjeph(m): 5:45pm On Sep 02, 2017
temmypotter:
Messi is still the best thing to happen to football.

Sentiments apart, Messi is an all round footballer, Ronaldo is simply a goal scorer these days.. pls compare him to the likes of Inzaghi

But Messi is in a world of his own.. it has always been about Messi! Ronaldo knows this even.
can't u just congratulate dis man for dis feat he's achieved and allow d sleeping dog lie haba!
Sports / Re: Ibrahimovic Announces Man Utd Return With Image Depicting Him As Jesus Christ by docjeph(m): 5:05pm On Aug 24, 2017
Welcome back the 'LION KING'Welcome back the 'LION KING'Welcome back the 'LION KING' Manchester is red
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2017 Final Results: How Viewers Voted For The 5 Top Housemates (Photo) by docjeph(m): 9:48pm On Apr 09, 2017
so if na presidential election now EFE don bcome president b dat. congrats to him
TV/Movies / Re: Efe Wins Big Brother Naija 2017 by docjeph(m): 9:35pm On Apr 09, 2017
Man U!!! 4 life.
Educational Services / Re: Studying In US And Canada Faq's by docjeph(m): 2:12pm On Mar 14, 2017
nize
Education / NECO GCE 2016/2017 Results by docjeph(m): 8:39am On Feb 13, 2017
Pls I need somebody to give me an exact information on when the NECO GCE 2016/2017 results will be out.
It has taken too long to be released and I have siblings who need the result to do their clearance in their respective schools where they were offered admission.
Pls anybody with up to date Information on the subject matter should pls help. They have done matriculation and have not been cleared. They don't even have matric number yet. Pls I need help. Their admissions are at stake here.

Thanks for the anticipated assistance.
Politics / Re: Ibori, Our Choice For 2019 - Newtelegraphonline by docjeph(m): 9:37am On Dec 24, 2016
sarrki:


Ibori served jail terms for corruption

Buhari and obasanjo were convicted by the military

On coup related stuff.

They are not criminals
My broda, wat re u sayin? Is carrying out a coup d' etat against ur country not a criminal offence? Where lives re somtyms taken?
Education / Re: How Much Did You Spend On Your Final Year Project?? by docjeph(m): 2:19pm On Dec 23, 2016
Almost about a 100k
Foreign Affairs / Re: Two Unclad Ladies Protesting Against Donald Trump's Victory Arrested By Police by docjeph(m): 2:42pm On Nov 09, 2016
Smellymouth:
The person when shade those borbis nor go make heaven..
No Mind am. E see finish e no want make we see 2. E saw alone so e go make hellfire alone. Lol

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Politics / Re: President Buhari With Students Of Samuel Ogbemudia College, Benin City (photos) by docjeph(m): 7:42pm On Nov 07, 2016
So e don ready to go get e WAEC result now?

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Policeman To Celebrate His Birthday In The War Front In Somalia. Photos by docjeph(m): 5:30pm On Oct 14, 2016
officialmcfresh1:


Name checker... he's not from Edo ok. He's from Isoko in delta state.

Check ths surname.

Come and kill me if you like..
He is neither Edo nor isoko. he's a full blown urhobo boi.
Events / Re: Mannequin Represents Abroad Based Groom At His Traditional Marriage In The East by docjeph(m): 5:50pm On Sep 27, 2016
Dis is a very very stupid nonsense. Lolz

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Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Robbed In His Lekki Home by docjeph(m): 6:17pm On Sep 07, 2016
wait. u sure say dis thing no b joke so

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