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Truly if not for injury Ronaldo is a goat contender. That guy na dispatch rider.

Another conspiracy theory. Go School and learn why "ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY"

MrPresident1:
He is now with us
Isaiah 53:2
For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him.

He is the tender plant, the root out of a dry ground
When we see him, there will be nothing extraordinary about his appearance, but, don't be deceived, that's the roaring all conquering Lion of Judah right there before you

is he in Nigeria? And can I email you?

MrPresident1:
David is coming

All the powers in the universe will come and worship him, here in Nigeria.

1 Chronicles 17:6
Wheresoever I have walked with all Israel, spake I a word to any of the judges of Israel, whom I commanded to feed my people, saying, Why have ye not built me an house of cedars?

God sends Judges to Israel to save them from the tribulation of their enemies, the duty of the Judge is to feed, tend and care for the flock of God

When all kinds of people oppressed Israel, Moab and their fat king Eglon, Ammon, Chushanrishathaim etc., it was mighty warriors that the LORD send to deliver his people. In these last days of the GREAT TRIBULATION, Michael the Mighty Warrior Prince has been sent by the LORD to save Israel, Nigeria is Judah

You can see the unprecedented level of hunger in the land, never before seen, one country with one other largest arable land areas in the world, over 34m Ha, suffering from food scarcity an people are dying of starvation, it is all the work of Satan and his hopeless dogs who have taken over the world

Michael, David Michael is coming to reorder things!

Matthew 24:45-46
King James Version
45 Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season?
46 Blessed is that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing.

is David even born yet then?

MMempire:
Chinese drones at work.

is tecno a Nigerian company?

Congratulations to him

the low budget for security is the cause of the resumed attacks.


Wetin i dey talk self

that's the reason for the season

if you can't beat them you join them

my accomplishments is that I finally achieved my 2021 goals

why is the Bible concerned with the Middle East, Europe and North Africa countries. What about us in west, central, east and southern Africa. What about Madagascar what about the Americas! (indigenous) what is in for us. What do we get!!! No prophecy for us? Are we NPCs

MrPresident1:
it is the head of an elephant, it is not small pikin load

Ask any question

wetin concern Christianity with islam. Also I notice none of your prophecy has ticked. Who is David Michael? When are the eagle gathering again? Now church is mosque again? Ahhhh

on colos

December don cum nau

Ttipsy:
The revenue are being looted.

wee you keep quiet

EMILO2STAY:
oh, ok. the daughters of the great LovePeddler of babylon is the different dinomination of churches we jave today because they are all under the control of the vatican through freemasonry. almost all the big penticostal churches founder are freemasons, yes!! including the one big ones in nigeria. freemasons are a secreet society controlled by the jesuits who authored about 28 degrees of freemasonry to make it 33 total.

the first daughter of the LovePeddler of babylon is islam. the vatican created islam in 600ad because the pope was interested in taking jerusalem as a holy land. they saw an untapped man power in the children of ishmael that is the arabs. so they deviced a plan to unite them under one religion so as to raise an army to do the job of taking jerusalem for the pope.

kadija a wealthy arabian widow who gave her wealth to the catholic church and retired to a convent was sent to find a young man in arabia, who would be given the task of spreading this religion as a prophet. she found mohammed together with an arabian catholic monk named waraqua who was mohammeds uncle, they tutored mohammed on islam and gave him the quran written by Catholic priests. that was how the religion of islam spread and became mighty. when the pope sent the arab army to take jerusalem, they succeeded but refused giving it back to the pope. so the popes raised an army of knight Templars to fight back the arabs. these where the crusade wars that happend in the middle ages. and that is why a mosque is standing in jerusalem today at the sight of the temple of solomon.

ok thanks
Can u give me a link to more of these writeups pls

EMILO2STAY:
you have been emailing me, nairaland email system is hectic. I cant use it, so contact me here by quoting me.

yes sir I wanted u to shed more light on the daughters of Babylon. As a follow up to the false prophet discussion u were having with that Fx guy

fantasy from a teenager

Help pls how do I increase my spiritual IQ. I find it hard to understand scriptures

successmatters:
Which party did you vote for in the last elections?

I voted for Asiwaju of Africa

Step 1: Waka with Serious Denial
First tin wey you go do na to deny di tori well well. Make you no gree say anything hapun, dey yan to yasef say na you still be di number one padi of di pipo. Oya, enta di world of make-believe and shine ya eye well well. Reality no go fit chop your jolly!

Step 2: Blame Everybody
E dey funny when you fit dey yan say na everybody dey fault except you. Point hand for your opponents, blame di media, even talk say aliens enta di mata join. After all, e no fit be say na you no win election, na di pipo no sabi good thing. Make una jolly di conspiracy tory well well.

Step 3: Twitter Rant Galore
Na for Twitter we go settle dis gbege! Open mouth yan, pour ya mind for 280 characters. No hold back for di passion wey dey burn ya belle. Remember, di louder you shout, na so people go hear you pass. If you add small CAPITALIZATION, e go ginger di matter well well.

Step 4: Gather Ya Supportaz
Carry all your loyal fans come together, dem wey dey hear word wen you yan and dem wey no fit wait to follow you waka. Begin nationwide tour, dey yan about ya popularity and how dem dey loyal die. Even if dem don thief ya election mandate, you fit turn am to comedy show. Real leader sabi make adversity enter laugh ground.

Step 5: Demand Recount with Wink Wink
To add spice to di comedy, demand recount for every state, no matter di margin or whether evidence dey or not. No let serious tins spoil di jolly. Continue to dey demand until everybody tire for ya matter. Maybe, for di sake of comedy, you go find one or two votes wey hide for corner.

Step 6: No Acceptance, No Wahala
Some people dey talk say di final stage of wahala na acceptance. But who wan follow dat kain tory? No be better jolly we dey find? Continue to dey claim say na you win di election wey dem thief, even if e mean say you go dey inside denial tanda-tanda. No be only mandate, you go dey give comedy performance for life!

N.B For real life, make we respect democracy and follow di legal way to address any serious gbege.

successmatters:
Thas for jobless people whose life revolve around government stipends and Igbo hate.

People just returned from the fields after making a few millions and this unemployable youth is here looking for jingles to sing for a half dead drug infested dementia patient to suck his blokos

Don't disturb me, am still counting money here.

Keep hating.

abeg if you count the money finish come do me give away as usual make I take use am pay my bills

Ehen, as we dey wait for May 29th wey Tinubu suppose enter office, make we find sometin jolly to do. No let boredom catch us! See small play wey fit make sense:

Begin ya investigation like James Bond! Find out if Tinubu get any secret Igbo ancestry. Imagine if e turn out say dem Igbo blood dey flow for im body. Na gist wey fit blow minds!

As we dey wait, make we chop our way through Nigeria's different cuisines. Sample correct dishes from different regions, even the sweet Igbo delicacies wey Tinubu fit like. Who sabe, na im favorite food dem fit be!

Use ya creative talent make we organize make-believe campaign for Tinubu presidency. Form slogans wey go catch attention, design posters wey go wow people, even hold big debates for ya parlour. Who know? You fit discover campaign strategy wey go shock real politicians!

As the days dey count down, make we practice how to anticipate. Imagine the grandeur of Tinubu inauguration, picture the speeches wey go shake ground, and imagine how im presidency fit shape the nation. Na exercise wey go ginger our hope well well!

gidgiddy:
You can only have strength in diversity if their is justice, equity, fairness and unity of purpose

Any other thing will be disastrous

how do you mean