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if this thread no go tribal make I..........

BizBloke: [color=#000033]
Hi, Docsholz.

All courier companies are off work today and tomorrow. Please, mail the Delivery Team immediately you read this so as to make an alternate arrangement. It's crucial you act on this within the hour.

Three cheers.[/color]

. thanks bro we've found a way

BizBloke: [color=#000033]Hi, Docsholz.

Currently, we don't open during weekends. Notwithstanding, kindly contact the Delivery Team (Delivery@specuitcargo.com) to see if an arrangement can be made.

Three cheers.[/color]

. I had d impression i could get it this weekend, i'm leaving for school tomorrow(osun state) and won't be back anytime soon can d delivery team have it sent to an address in ikeja so i can go get it?

BizBloke: [size=13pt][color=#000033]Ladies and gents, permit me to introduce you to Specuit Cargo's world-breaking record in Freight:

DocSholz
Time of Order: 8:46am

Product Ordered: Huawei Ascend

Website: Dubizzle

Time of Payment: Within the region of 8:54am - 9:57am.

Time of Payment Confirmation: 11:31am

Time of Product Purchase: Within The Hours of 12:00pm - 1:00pm

Dispatched to Lagos, Nigeria: 7:00pm

Arrived and Cleared: Within The Hours of 7:00am - 11:00am

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Sweeet, so I can and pick it up today?

bizbloke hw far? will my phone be available by 2morrow

No one gives a Bleep, marry who u like

BizBloke: [color=#000033]Docsholz,

Your phone has been successfully purchased and enlisted for dispatch to Lagos, Nigeria.

Three cheers and thanks for your patronage. You must be wow'd! [/color]

I'm wowed

BizBloke: [color=#000033]Docsholz,

Your payment has been confirmed by the Accounts Team. Specuit Cargo (UAE) is already working on your order.

Three cheers.[/color]

cool, let me know as it goes

BizBloke: [color=#000033]Hi, Docsholz.

We have a deal then. Looking forward to wow you so that you can be happy and tell others how fast we are.

Three cheers.[/color]

Oga Bizbloke I have made a deposit of N64500 into your zenith bank account. How do I send my details to you?

I can't find any email address on your site ooo.

I dont have any username o. Is it compulsory?

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Pay before 12pm today and be called for pick up on Saturday/Sunday. Any day later than that, you'll get full refund.

Three cheers.[/color]

I'm off to d atm right now

mr bizbloke abeg help me check this stuff

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I need it badly

is seun paying u for this story?

thought I would only find bigots in politics section

Must everything in this section go tribal

They said moment of silence not moment of doing nothing, as long as they weren't making noise I don't see d problem

stupid source stupid comments(excluding mine)

kalius: @ Tobbie9 Wat do u mean by reagional scholarship?

he probably means d scholarship is meant for those from the ss i.e all producing states

Fxwarrior: If It were possible I would sentence both sloan and theassasin to 3 months in sambisa forest with banega washing and cooking for them.Their weapon will be 2 dane guns with enough gun powder to bringbackour girls instead of hiding behind keyboards and bickering like some women.

don't mind these e -generals

Oh my God see correct thread, I've missed sha abeg is it too late for me

interested

that woman is dry

babyosisi: I dey ask Kweshon o
Wetin the mgbeke pediatric wife carry for teeth?
Na glass abi na aluminum foil
An 80 year old oba with his 30 year old wife
Desperation is a terrible thing mehn!

Signed
Beatrice Osisi

na by force to derail thread, go and wash plates if you're bored

photomarket

Juniorrei: My brother was shortlisted; I'm still waiting for their email.

when did he get d email?

Juniorrei: Plz who knows the format of the aptitude test?

were u shortlisted

Yoruba vs igbo coming up

which school be unec again?

Rijes: TRUTH MUST BE SAID. ARE YOU ENCORAGING YOUR GOVT TO BORROW MORE, BILLION DOLLAR IS NOT ENOUGH AND YOU STILL HAVE THE MOUTH TO TALK. THIS IS CLUELESS. I DONT SUPPORT ANY PARTY. ANAMBRA GOVT CANT TRY THAT RUBBISH, HE NO DEY FEAR IMPEACHMENT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS $1 BILLION DOLLAR = 1.6 TRILLION NAIRA. INSTEAD OF CRITISING YOUR GOVT, YOU ENCOURAGE. I DON DIE. SPENDING MONEY ON INFRASTURES, WHY NOT THEY INVEST THE MONEY INTO HIGH YIELDING BUSINESS SO AS TO CLEAR OFF THE DEPT AND EMPLOY MORE PEOPLE
ON A LIGHTER NOTE.
WHY MUST YOU CALL IBOS PLEASE. WHAT OF NORTH EAST AND NORTH WEST TOTALLY LANDLOCK EVEN DESERT REGIONS. YOU NEVER CALL THEM. WHY THE IBOS, WE KNOW THAT WE ARE THE ONLY TRIBE CONTRIBUTING 70% OF PORT REVENUE BUT SPARE OUR NAME.

Go and shoot your maths teacher or buy a new calculator

numericalguy: Dubai people are using their oil money to develop their country and some silly Nigerians are going into a fit.
The same silly Nigerians have kept quiet when our politifcians steal our own oil money and stash them in foreign accounts while they live in poverty.

Baba no mind these guys, most nairalanders are hypocrites

Ngwakwe: All these political permutations and news flash don tire me.

I remember Aregbesola won APC primary endorsement with about 400, 000 votes only to be re-elected with apprx 220, 000 votes. A difference of 180, 000 votes.

he actually got 394000 votes