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CareerRe: Newly Promoted AIG Disu Salutes Mother After Decoration By IGP (Photos) by DoctorAyukebot(m): 3:31pm On Mar 27, 2025
Baronthecelebri:
Nice 👍 one what about the father
We be donc kill the fada tey tey
PoliticsRe: Natasha Files Disbarment Petition Against Edo South Senator, Imasuen by DoctorAyukebot(m): 1:38pm On Mar 25, 2025
Henix:
Such financial indictment means that the senator has a questionable character, and shouldn't have been cleared to contest for an election in a sane society
The question should be was he convicted in the US?
PoliticsRe: Natasha Files Disbarment Petition Against Edo South Senator, Imasuen by DoctorAyukebot(m): 1:36pm On Mar 25, 2025
Sermwell:
Just imagine your kind of thinking! I'm a lawyer and I know Natasha has a valid ground! If the LPDC is still what it is, Senator Imasuen will definitely be disbarred!

NB: I know you'll come back here to argue nonsense! Senator Imasuen is representing my constituency grin
You sound like a charge and bail lawyer to me. The one generally referred to in Nollywood as having their chambers under the mango tree.
PoliticsRe: Ibas Speaks Of What He Will Do After He Was Sworn-In As Rivers Administrator by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:19pm On Mar 19, 2025
Pootle:
sworn in for just 6month....after 6month sim card will resume office
...and be impeached..
CrimeRe: Man Dies While Vandalizing Transformer In Akwa Ibom (photos) by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:15pm On Mar 19, 2025
Careente7:
Was he electrocuted? What’s the proof he died while trying to vandalize? Just a picture of a dead man on the ground but yunno,the dead don’t talk.


No comment; next question
A dead man with his pliers
Science/TechnologyRe: The Moment Sunita Williams, Butch Wilmore Returned To Earth (Video, Photos) by DoctorAyukebot(m): 5:21pm On Mar 19, 2025
JovialJune:
This is a huge win for Donald Trump,

And shame on Sleepy Joe Biden, imagine keeping them in space for close to 9 months for political reasons,

Big shame on sleepy Joe.
Ignoramus
CelebritiesRe: Fatai Odunsi, Asake’s Father Cries And Begs For Help Online ! (video) by DoctorAyukebot(m): 4:16pm On Mar 14, 2025
bea1234567:
are you just realizing how stupeed nijerians are..
So quick to degenerate Nigerians. Tupac and lots of other Western figures did same. You sound like a typical irresponsible father looking to harvest where others have laboured..
PoliticsRe: Naira Redesign: Emefiele Ignored Buhari’s Approved Design – Witness by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:21am On Mar 14, 2025
Sangoamadioha1:
See who is talking.Are you qualified to make intelligent contributions to discussions. A dullard that is spelling 'mai guard' as 'mayguard'. Olodo.
Ignoramus
HealthRe: Nurse Implores Pregnant Women To Give Their Husband Doggy While They Are Heavy by DoctorAyukebot(m): 3:30pm On Mar 11, 2025
ravensckar:
It's obvious you definitely have an extra tyre somewhere. cheesy cheesy

Na that heavily pregnant dey sweet pass. We're either doing the SCISSORS or DOGGY. At that stage, the coast is very clear, no friction whatsoever and nothing like e dey pain me. Na to just dey fire dey go.

Me wey still knack my wife a few hours before delivery. When the nurses saw sperm all over her, they were hailing me as 'Oga Patapata'. Las las, I bought them all drinks. cheesy cheesy

Less than 41 days after delivery, we don resume our tatata again. Time no dey to check time.
Oga Kpatakpata we hail oh..Lol
I know that feeling...
HealthRe: Nurse Implores Pregnant Women To Give Their Husband Doggy While They Are Heavy by DoctorAyukebot(m): 3:29pm On Mar 11, 2025
Tightpussy2024:
Men that have mind to climb their pregnant wives are wicked.

Many women with ruptured sacs and the rest because of their husbands can't control their third leg
As in you made a scientific studies on the subject. Abeg provide us the link
HealthRe: Nurse Implores Pregnant Women To Give Their Husband Doggy While They Are Heavy by DoctorAyukebot(m): 3:26pm On Mar 11, 2025
ideatoprince18:
How do u comfortably FVCK a heavily pregnant woman? It's irritating ... Like very irritating!!!!

For me Once it's up to 5 months or 6 wey the belle don dey shoot out, every sex activity stops until after 5-6 months after giving birth.
Waytie Musa sabie nor?
TravelRe: Lagos: The Richest City In West Africa - 4,200 Millionaires And 2 Billionaires by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:55am On Mar 10, 2025
Ringstonermasks:
na cow piss u drink abi.

See the true answer below
West Africa
Foreign AffairsRe: Supreme Court Rules Trump Administration Must Unfreeze Foreign Aid Payments by DoctorAyukebot(m): 10:06pm On Mar 09, 2025
fasho01:
How so? When investigations are ongoing to ascertain if these funds are indeed used to fund global terrorism? The need to give reason for the order
Blah blah blah blah...
PoliticsRe: Olusegun Obasanjo Celebrates 88th Birthday by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:13am On Mar 05, 2025
Happy Birthday Sir...It's hard to ignore the transformation. Whilst Pa' Segun has aged with strength and stamina same can't be attributed to his looks. A handsome young soldier who lost every contour of his dashing looks as he aged, striking enough to be moulded into comedy.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump-Zelenskyy spat: US Suspends All Military Aid To Ukraine by DoctorAyukebot(m):
Saga16:
Europe has already rallied round Ukraine.

Trump can fuk off.
The Europeans openly accept their strength can't uplift Ukraine from floor to knee level.. However an Omni-knowest African saga has passed the verdict
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump-Zelenskyy spat: US Suspends All Military Aid To Ukraine by DoctorAyukebot(m): 8:02am On Mar 04, 2025
God1000:
His intent all along, Putin got what he wanted. The meeting was a set up.

Is he going to suspend US military aid to Israel too?
You could conveniently step in to augment the deficit brought forth by a pause in US aid to Ukraine. Arn't you a God of 1000? All this blah blah blah social media gods!
PhonesRe: Gutter Drain: Has Your Phone Ever Fallen Inside Here? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:55am On Mar 03, 2025
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TravelRe: Japa: US Introduces New Requirements For Immigrants by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:31am On Feb 28, 2025
PrinceofSarcasm:
You are definitely illiterate, undecided
You should google up the words illiterate and sarcasm so as to fine tune your statements
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 400 Level Student Goes Viral Over His Unique Full Name by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:01am On Feb 28, 2025
benqo01:
Stop yawning nonsense I hv a friend whose fill name is all English but he his a Nigeria and from Akwaibom state
Itiboribor
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 400 Level Student Goes Viral Over His Unique Full Name by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:00am On Feb 28, 2025
DiasGodinHeaven:
When I say this people will start criticizing me but the truth must be told. We lack self respect.
How many white people are answering African names?
How many times have you used a made in Nigeria phone?
CareerRe: I Just Collected The First Salary Of My Career by DoctorAyukebot(m): 10:43am On Feb 28, 2025
osazsky:
Ur first fruit belongs to ur pastor unbelievers can go to hell..son first thing tomorrow morning drop it at the alter of God
Altar
CareerRe: I Just Collected The First Salary Of My Career by DoctorAyukebot(m): 10:36am On Feb 28, 2025
Ringstonermasks:
that's Y dey didn't pay him well



Where is that dude that will always beg in Trends lyk dix...
Ignoramus
HealthRe: USAID-Donated Drugs Found In Lagos, Abia Markets — NAFDAC by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:13am On Feb 27, 2025
aikyg:
It's not the job of NAFDAC to seize USAID donated drugs from traders who probably bought them from the NGOs. NAFDAC should only make sure that those drugs have not expired. The traders bought the drugs from the NGOs, so it is their property.
Most of the USAID drugs were badly stored and suspected of degradation, others expired and repackaged.
HealthRe: USAID-Donated Drugs Found In Lagos, Abia Markets — NAFDAC by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:10am On Feb 27, 2025
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FamilyRe: Is It Ok To Start Life All Over Again At 46? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 8:27am On Feb 11, 2025
IDERAWOLE:
Life is tough in Nigeria now, no doubt.

Reason why everyone must put up their thinking caps.

As tough as things are , there are still opportunities for the willing minds to escape this poverty syndrome.

However, don't look for shortcut anywhere, there'll be more tears along that shortcut.

You can join a trading platform where you'll be able to use artificial intelligence driven quantitative trading system to make daily income.

After all you can start with earning 2.3%/day on your trading account.

The only work you'll do is to be assisted in setting up your dashboard and funding the account.

You can even start with just $11 and see it grows up.

For example, if you fund your account with any amount from that amount I mentioned above, you're sure of 69% of that amount after 30days, and your trading amount is still intact.

Other benefits are also available in this company.

It's UK based but you can join it from anywhere in the world.

The most beautiful thing is that you can begin to withdraw from your profits as soon as it reaches $2, though each transaction attracts a fee of $1. So you just let your profit accumulate to avoid repeated fee.

Your trading account will also be on contract for 6months before you can withdraw it.

You want to start all over again?

Limited spaces available though, because mentoring is better with few people.

Start here right now. (WhatsApp - 08063423482)
Yet you mentioned no short cuts..
FamilyRe: Is It Ok To Start Life All Over Again At 46? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 8:24am On Feb 11, 2025
Nnamdipapa:
As long as you are alive, yes!

Let me hit you with some real stories of people who started late and still crushed it.

1. Colonel Sanders - The Chicken King

You’ve heard of KFC, right? Well, Harland Sanders didn’t start frying up that finger-lickin' chicken until he was in his 60s. Before that? He was a failed salesman, a gas station owner, and had about a dozen other gigs that didn’t pan out. At 65, with his recipe and a whole lot of determination, he started franchising his chicken business. Today, KFC is a global phenomenon. Imagine if he’d thought he was too old to try.

2. Vera Wang - The Fashion Icon

You see her name on luxury wedding gowns, but Vera Wang didn’t design her first dress until she was 40. Before that, she was a figure skater and then an editor at Vogue. She thought she’d missed her shot in fashion design, but clearly, she hadn’t. Today, she’s one of the most respected designers in the world. It wasn’t about her age; it was about her passion.

3. Samuel L. Jackson - Hollywood's Coolest

Samuel L. Jackson didn’t get his big break until he was 46 when he starred in Pulp Fiction. Before that, he was doing small roles, battling addiction, and trying to find his way. Now? He’s one of the highest-grossing actors of all time. Age didn’t hold him back. His persistence pushed him forward.

4. Ray Kroc - The Man Behind McDonald's

Ray Kroc was a milkshake machine salesman well into his 50s when he stumbled upon a little burger joint run by the McDonald brothers. He saw potential, bought them out, and turned McDonald's into the fast-food empire we know today. He was over 50 when he started! He literally built a billion-dollar brand while most people were thinking about retirement.

5. Laura Ingalls Wilder - The Pioneer Author

You know Little House on the Prairie? Laura Ingalls Wilder didn’t publish her first book until she was 65. Yep, 65! She spent years working on a farm, raising a family, and living the pioneer life before she decided to write about it. Her stories became timeless classics, beloved by generations.

So, is it okay to start life at 46? Heck yes, it is. Your age isn't a roadblock; it's a badge of experience. Life doesn't hand out deadlines for dreams. You set your own timeline.

In this life, some people can run, some can walk while others can only crawl, It does not matter whether you run, walk or crawl, My philosophy is to constantly on the move from one point to the other no matter how little.

You’re not too old my friend. You’re just getting started. For me, I will rather die trying to make it than to give up.

Go for it.
I am totally overwhelmed with your piece. Believe me, this has inspired a tonne of people this morning..Thank You..Nairaland needs more positive minded folks of your kind. Go to any local joint and get a bottle of Palmi. The bill is on Seun..Lol
EducationRe: Father Storms School To Celebrate Daughter’s Birthday In Style (Photos) by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:01pm On Feb 07, 2025
Cousin9999:
The bitterness on display in this thread is wild.

Every kid should have a dad like that.
Its coming from bitter and jealous fathers with nothing to offer their daughters. I plan to offer one to my 19 years old University daughter, on April 2nd
EducationRe: Father Storms School To Celebrate Daughter’s Birthday In Style (Photos) by DoctorAyukebot(m): 8:47pm On Feb 07, 2025
Alusiizizi:
No, we were not told, we were shown in pictures that class was interrupted so that some fool could celebrate birthday for his daughter. Did he pay more in tuition than the fathers of those other children?
Jealousy is that you?
PoliticsRe: Army General, Abubakar Aliyu Jumps From Moving Plane, Makes History by DoctorAyukebot(m): 7:44am On Feb 07, 2025
Honestly this is rib cracking..I thought for a second the General skipped off a plane that was about to implode...
Foreign AffairsRe: Trade War: Canada, Mexico & China Vow Retaliatory Moves Over Trump's Tariffs by DoctorAyukebot(m): 6:19pm On Feb 02, 2025
BabaIbo:
You are a funny being if you say the comment is devoid of emotion, you and the guy that made the so-called articulate jarg ons actually knows nothing.

Trump is not a fo ol to not have slept over this act before taken it, or you think in your mind he will purposely throw his beloved USA under the bus?

Do you think he is dumb?
Or you think you and the other person are the wisest?

In cases like this, you can not be so sure because you don't really know the real motive behind his actions.

One thing I am sure about this action of his, is that USA will come out better at the end of it.

This action or plan of his has been in his mind right after the covid moment, and he did not hid it even when it was glaring it will cost him his return to the White House then.

Person dey try achieve something but Una dey rant for nairaland, una for use these una wisdom take upgrade una country.
Another emotional ignoramus...
CrimeRe: She Waited 7 Years For His Freedom - He Repaid Her With Murder & Her Daughter by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:37am On Feb 02, 2025
Risingblue008:
Black Americans dey psycho

That's why whites hates dier life styles

Well,na whity Dem cos'am because u no fit carry African man go Europe go loose guard am like dt come dey expect something reasonable,
That's leaving Dem with d theory of
Survival of the fittest
Take your ignorance and low self esteem to the flea market ...
Foreign AffairsRe: Trade War: Canada, Mexico & China Vow Retaliatory Moves Over Trump's Tariffs by DoctorAyukebot(m):
RandomFellow:
You made me go back to read the impact of Trump's July 2018 25% tariff on Chinese products, and how China responded. Thank you for this enlightenment, I truly appreciate.
Frankly he articulately nailed the piece with facts, devoid of the usual emotional, religious and tribal dictum that dictates most posts on Nairaland. As expected he didn't have as many likes as those who wrote jargons. Says alot about the average Nigerian..

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