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Investment › Re: To Everyone Who Lost Money To CBEX – A Message From Odewale Adesoye (Green Man) by DoctorAyukebot(m):
Firebox123:
What the Bleep are you saying

Is that what you suppose to say
I suppose what you expected him to say is "send your account details so I can refill your loss". As wuna no want get sense wuna go learn the hard way. Oya do you need a bottle of Ota and pia pia?
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Gets Roadside Haircut In His Hometown In Ogun State (Pics, Vid) by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:42am On Apr 14, 2025
AustineE1:
That's far from the truth,you know as much as I do,that any Omoluabi that earns a meagry 500k and above monthly,will walk and talk with so much pride,lifting his self so high,humility is never a part of Yoruba culture.Forget the usual squatting down during greetings,that's just a mere formality. Yorubas are typically known to be very boastful and loud mouthed and these are the leading attributes of pride.
What an irony!
Foreign Affairs › Re: White House Moves Obama Portrait To Make Room For New One Of Trump by DoctorAyukebot(m): 8:58am On Apr 14, 2025
Pusyiter:
Forget Obama and what he represented
Let history be the judge of both of them
The focus should be your country and what their leaders represent
angry
The focus as defined by?
Foreign Affairs › Re: White House Moves Obama Portrait To Make Room For New One Of Trump by DoctorAyukebot(m): 8:57am On Apr 14, 2025
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says Some Illegal Immigrants Can Stay Based On Boss Recommendations by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:34am On Apr 13, 2025
FreeSpirited:
Trump's policy is not as bad as mainstream democrats media exaggerates
Trumpy's policy is not as good as conservative republicans media exaggerates
Christianity Etc › Re: Ekiti Pastor Celebrates 10 Years Of Killing "Hyena" (Photo) by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:05am On Apr 13, 2025
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Brentford (1 - 1) On 12th April 2025 by DoctorAyukebot(m): 8:56am On Apr 13, 2025
IHate9jerianss:
Arsenal winning the first leg by such a score line was the worst thing to happen to the club.

When Madrid scores the first goal in the first half next week and everyone begins to panic and everything eventually crumbles as usual for Arsenal,we shall see where you will get the energy to post such a listless comment
Like he rightly said, you are not an Arsenal fan.
Family › Re: Family Members Make Their Late Father To Stand For Photoshoot (graphic Photo) by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:51pm On Apr 05, 2025
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel To Expand Military Operation And Seize 'large Areas' Of Gaza by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:55am On Apr 02, 2025
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Career › Re: Newly Promoted AIG Disu Salutes Mother After Decoration By IGP (Photos) by DoctorAyukebot(m): 3:31pm On Mar 27, 2025
Baronthecelebri:
Nice 👍 one what about the father
We be donc kill the fada tey tey
Politics › Re: Natasha Files Disbarment Petition Against Edo South Senator, Imasuen by DoctorAyukebot(m): 1:38pm On Mar 25, 2025
Henix:
Such financial indictment means that the senator has a questionable character, and shouldn't have been cleared to contest for an election in a sane society
The question should be was he convicted in the US?
Politics › Re: Natasha Files Disbarment Petition Against Edo South Senator, Imasuen by DoctorAyukebot(m): 1:36pm On Mar 25, 2025
Sermwell:
Just imagine your kind of thinking! I'm a lawyer and I know Natasha has a valid ground! If the LPDC is still what it is, Senator Imasuen will definitely be disbarred!

NB: I know you'll come back here to argue nonsense! Senator Imasuen is representing my constituency grin
You sound like a charge and bail lawyer to me. The one generally referred to in Nollywood as having their chambers under the mango tree.
Politics › Re: Ibas Speaks Of What He Will Do After He Was Sworn-In As Rivers Administrator by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:19pm On Mar 19, 2025
Pootle:
sworn in for just 6month....after 6month sim card will resume office
...and be impeached..
Crime › Re: Man Dies While Vandalizing Transformer In Akwa Ibom (photos) by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:15pm On Mar 19, 2025
Careente7:
Was he electrocuted? What’s the proof he died while trying to vandalize? Just a picture of a dead man on the ground but yunno,the dead don’t talk.


No comment; next question
A dead man with his pliers
Science/Technology › Re: The Moment Sunita Williams, Butch Wilmore Returned To Earth (Video, Photos) by DoctorAyukebot(m): 5:21pm On Mar 19, 2025
JovialJune:
This is a huge win for Donald Trump,

And shame on Sleepy Joe Biden, imagine keeping them in space for close to 9 months for political reasons,

Big shame on sleepy Joe.
Ignoramus
Celebrities › Re: Fatai Odunsi, Asake’s Father Cries And Begs For Help Online ! (video) by DoctorAyukebot(m): 4:16pm On Mar 14, 2025
bea1234567:
are you just realizing how stupeed nijerians are..
So quick to degenerate Nigerians. Tupac and lots of other Western figures did same. You sound like a typical irresponsible father looking to harvest where others have laboured..
Politics › Re: Naira Redesign: Emefiele Ignored Buhari’s Approved Design – Witness by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:21am On Mar 14, 2025
Sangoamadioha1:
See who is talking.Are you qualified to make intelligent contributions to discussions. A dullard that is spelling 'mai guard' as 'mayguard'. Olodo.
Ignoramus
Health › Re: Nurse Implores Pregnant Women To Give Their Husband Doggy While They Are Heavy by DoctorAyukebot(m): 3:30pm On Mar 11, 2025
ravensckar:
It's obvious you definitely have an extra tyre somewhere. cheesy cheesy

Na that heavily pregnant dey sweet pass. We're either doing the SCISSORS or DOGGY. At that stage, the coast is very clear, no friction whatsoever and nothing like e dey pain me. Na to just dey fire dey go.

Me wey still knack my wife a few hours before delivery. When the nurses saw sperm all over her, they were hailing me as 'Oga Patapata'. Las las, I bought them all drinks. cheesy cheesy

Less than 41 days after delivery, we don resume our tatata again. Time no dey to check time.
Oga Kpatakpata we hail oh..Lol
I know that feeling...
Health › Re: Nurse Implores Pregnant Women To Give Their Husband Doggy While They Are Heavy by DoctorAyukebot(m): 3:29pm On Mar 11, 2025
Tightpussy2024:
Men that have mind to climb their pregnant wives are wicked.

Many women with ruptured sacs and the rest because of their husbands can't control their third leg
As in you made a scientific studies on the subject. Abeg provide us the link
Health › Re: Nurse Implores Pregnant Women To Give Their Husband Doggy While They Are Heavy by DoctorAyukebot(m): 3:26pm On Mar 11, 2025
ideatoprince18:
How do u comfortably FVCK a heavily pregnant woman? It's irritating ... Like very irritating!!!!

For me Once it's up to 5 months or 6 wey the belle don dey shoot out, every sex activity stops until after 5-6 months after giving birth.
Waytie Musa sabie nor?
Travel › Re: Lagos: The Richest City In West Africa - 4,200 Millionaires And 2 Billionaires by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:55am On Mar 10, 2025
Ringstonermasks:
na cow piss u drink abi.

See the true answer below
West Africa
Foreign Affairs › Re: Supreme Court Rules Trump Administration Must Unfreeze Foreign Aid Payments by DoctorAyukebot(m): 10:06pm On Mar 09, 2025
fasho01:
How so? When investigations are ongoing to ascertain if these funds are indeed used to fund global terrorism? The need to give reason for the order
Blah blah blah blah...
Politics › Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Celebrates 88th Birthday by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:13am On Mar 05, 2025
Happy Birthday Sir...It's hard to ignore the transformation. Whilst Pa' Segun has aged with strength and stamina same can't be attributed to his looks. A handsome young soldier who lost every contour of his dashing looks as he aged, striking enough to be moulded into comedy.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump-Zelenskyy spat: US Suspends All Military Aid To Ukraine by DoctorAyukebot(m):
Saga16:
Europe has already rallied round Ukraine.

Trump can fuk off.
The Europeans openly accept their strength can't uplift Ukraine from floor to knee level.. However an Omni-knowest African saga has passed the verdict
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump-Zelenskyy spat: US Suspends All Military Aid To Ukraine by DoctorAyukebot(m): 8:02am On Mar 04, 2025
God1000:
His intent all along, Putin got what he wanted. The meeting was a set up.

Is he going to suspend US military aid to Israel too?
You could conveniently step in to augment the deficit brought forth by a pause in US aid to Ukraine. Arn't you a God of 1000? All this blah blah blah social media gods!
Phones › Re: Gutter Drain: Has Your Phone Ever Fallen Inside Here? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:55am On Mar 03, 2025
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Travel › Re: Japa: US Introduces New Requirements For Immigrants by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:31am On Feb 28, 2025
PrinceofSarcasm:
You are definitely illiterate, undecided
You should google up the words illiterate and sarcasm so as to fine tune your statements
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 400 Level Student Goes Viral Over His Unique Full Name by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:01am On Feb 28, 2025
benqo01:
Stop yawning nonsense I hv a friend whose fill name is all English but he his a Nigeria and from Akwaibom state
Itiboribor
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 400 Level Student Goes Viral Over His Unique Full Name by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:00am On Feb 28, 2025
DiasGodinHeaven:
When I say this people will start criticizing me but the truth must be told. We lack self respect.
How many white people are answering African names?
How many times have you used a made in Nigeria phone?
Career › Re: I Just Collected The First Salary Of My Career by DoctorAyukebot(m): 10:43am On Feb 28, 2025
osazsky:
Ur first fruit belongs to ur pastor unbelievers can go to hell..son first thing tomorrow morning drop it at the alter of God
Altar
Career › Re: I Just Collected The First Salary Of My Career by DoctorAyukebot(m): 10:36am On Feb 28, 2025
Ringstonermasks:
that's Y dey didn't pay him well



Where is that dude that will always beg in Trends lyk dix...
Ignoramus
Health › Re: USAID-Donated Drugs Found In Lagos, Abia Markets — NAFDAC by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:13am On Feb 27, 2025
aikyg:
It's not the job of NAFDAC to seize USAID donated drugs from traders who probably bought them from the NGOs. NAFDAC should only make sure that those drugs have not expired. The traders bought the drugs from the NGOs, so it is their property.
Most of the USAID drugs were badly stored and suspected of degradation, others expired and repackaged.

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