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Travel / Re: Married Guys That Relocated To The UK, Whats Your Experience by DoctorJones: 7:47pm On Oct 29, 2022
Guy, my advise is simple.
1. Do not connect that man for reference.
2. Tell your wife to stop talking to him, that you are not comfortable with it.
3. In case of future issues with map, tell your wife to download the offline map of London and environs on Google map. Once she does that, she can use the map in almost the whole Britain without internet
Islam for Muslims / Punishment For Blasphemy In Islam by DoctorJones: 11:53am On May 15, 2022
Dear Nairalanders, I did some research to find out what Islam has to say about blasphemy or speaking ill of the prophet Mohammed. The short video below provides the answer.
Let's discuss this objectively.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD0rplcKPQk
Religion / Punishment For Blasphemy In Islam by DoctorJones: 11:20am On May 15, 2022
Dear Nairalanders, I did some research to find out what Islam has to say about blasphemy or speaking ill of the prophet Mohammed. The short video below provides the answer.
Let's discuss this objectively.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD0rplcKPQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD0rplcKPQk

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Crime / Re: Robbers Raped My Younger Sisters. by DoctorJones: 6:14pm On Apr 06, 2022
Bro, sorry about what happened. Don't beat yourself too much about it cos you couldn't have been able to change what happened. If you had attacked them as one idiot above suggested, they would have probably killed you and still raped your sisters.

Get them to the hospital let them take Anti pregnancy pills now while its still early and also take the new Anti-HIV pill (it actually works).
God will grant all of you the grace to get over this and your sisters will still get happily married.

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Circumcised And It's Affecting Our Sex Life by DoctorJones: 4:50pm On Feb 24, 2020
My guy go to any good pharmacy and buy sex lubricant, its like oil and doesn't dry easily. Use it generously.
Politics / Re: Female Nigerian Soldier Praying With Her Rifle At The Battlefield. Photo by DoctorJones: 7:56pm On Sep 22, 2018
That is not a Nigerian soldier. That's an M16 rifle beside her, Nigeria army doesn't use that rifle. Ghana army uses it though

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Politics / Re: Falae: Don’t Provoke The Yorubas Into War – Afenifere by DoctorJones: 2:38am On Jan 24, 2018
While the attack on Falae is unfortunate and a direct provocation of the Yorubas by North, let us not forget that the Yoruba votes and blind support for Tinubu/Buhari brought all of us to this disaster govt we have today. I hope this is a lesson to all of us.
Pigsandidiots:
grin

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Politics / Re: "FG Let Igbos Go": Northern Youths Call ECOWAS, AU, UN For Hastened Referendum by DoctorJones: 2:16am On Jun 09, 2017
NairalandHowTo:
Good they should come and be going. This shows the agitation for Biafra is about hate only not reality. Go and develop the east because the north are tired of you.
All those northerners​ calling for Igbo to go don't delude yourselves that we from the Niger Delta will stay with you in Nigeria. We will leave as well and form our own republic, you can keep your herdsmen.

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Business / GT Bank Now Charges N400 To $1 For Naira Card Use Online by DoctorJones: 2:27pm On Jun 08, 2017
The firming of the Naira against the US Dollars in the past few weeks have been a thing of joy for many entrepreneurs and small business owners who either pay for IT services like server hosting or purchase some input materials online.

GT Bank was the only bank whose Naira card could be used to make purchases online (with a monthly cap of $100); this attracted a lot of people (including me) to open account with GT Bank.
Unfortunately, GT bank has suddenly become greed and decided to take advantage of this by hiking the exchange rate of their Naira cards from N320 to $1 to N400 to $1 at a time when the value of Naira is increasing across all outlets including black market.

I think the CBN should investigate this and sanction the bank for exploiting Nigerians.
Perhaps we need to boycott GT Bank.
Family / Re: I Cheated On My Husband And I Want To Confess To Him by DoctorJones: 3:42am On Jun 04, 2017
istoctober:


Thx for your words...

I am a husband and I think what you did was very wrong but I get a sense you have truly repented. I think you should first seek forgiveness from God, He will forgive you. You are also supposed to seek forgiveness from your husband but this could end your marriage.
If you talk to God and find peace then I think you should forgive yourself and move past it. Start all over again with your husband on a clean slate, purge your mind of all thoughts of your shortcomings and be faithful to him. Love him and try to rekindle the romance. As for the native doctor crap, forget it. Those things don't work, besides if it did he would have found out by now after 3yrs and not just be suspicious.
Lastly, if my wife cheated on me and has truly repented I would rather not know unless it is continuing.

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Religion / Re: Reinhard Bonnke To Host Nigeria Gospel Crusade by DoctorJones: 11:13am On Feb 19, 2017
Buygala, Reinhard Bonnke is 76 years old, like all men he is susceptible to illnesses of old age. It is encouraging to note the despite his age and the fact that he has a successor, he still wants to come to Nigeria to preach the word of God.

buygala:
Spiritual physician heal thyself sad


After 'raising the dead' and 'curing all manners of sicknesses and diseases', how come thou art afflicted thus and cannot make thyself whole?


When we tell people that religion is a scam, they call us "heathen" and "men of little faith" .... undecided

I can imagine the mocking smirk on the faces of doctors treating him.....they will be like....

"After every every, you still waka come meet us undecided
Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Criticizes APC Budget For 2017 In New Tweets by DoctorJones: 10:59am On Feb 07, 2017
ionsman:
Mr Bruce, this is your opinion illustrated in this pix...
Some of you just come here and say the first thing that comes to your mind without thinking. I believe you have access to the internet, visit youtube and search "Ben Bruce at Senate" he says more on the floor of the senate than he tweets. Lets not be blinded by religious or tribal affiliations but speak up when things are being done wrong.
see one of his speeches at the senate here https://www.google.com.ng/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=video&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwj8vs_g2_3RAhVJtI8KHQBuADMQtwIIIDAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DLdmN0QLVDK0&usg=AFQjCNGhKq4XiupOAshr7fAy62-90n__mA&sig2=xXfJzN8O_FSp_ZKLYIrkVg

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Health / Re: Help!!! My Husband Is A One Minute Man, I Am Frustrated! by DoctorJones: 1:23pm On Aug 18, 2016
teekol:
Hello fellow nairalanders, I got married in January this year and I have not enjoyed my husband for once. I mean he is okay in other aspects but in the bedroom, he doesn't satisfy me . He barely lasts up to 5 minutes and it is really frustrating considering the fact that I have been in other relationships in the past and I know what a good sex feels like. My husband is tired , so am I. Anyone with a reasonable solution please?No insults, only reasonable comments. Thanks

Premature Ejaculation is actually quite common among men between the age of 30 - 45. Below are a few things you and your husband can try without any medication:
1. Wife take charge in bed - Try positions where the wife is the one doing most of the movement while the husband is in a relaxed position eg woman on top. This reduces his heart rate and excitement and will help him last longer. Note that excess excitement leads to massive flow of blood to the penis which leads to quick ejaculation.
2. Husband try to take long slow deep breaths to reduce your heart rate; this delays ejaculation. Also you can try 2 quick inhale and 1 long/slow exhale to help relax during intercourse.
3. Husband work with your wife to slow things down a little when you notice you are approaching "point of no return"; then resume pace when the urge to ejaculate has passed.
4. Husband try not to jump into intercourse, take your time to pleasure your wife in other ways without intercourse. Try several pre-intimacy to get her to the top of the mountain then finish her off with your weapon.

Note: My advice is for married couples only, it is a sin against your body (which is the temple of God) to have sex out of wedlock.
Thank me later.
Politics / Re: PDP Sharing Rice And Yam At Campaign Venue (Photo) by DoctorJones: 2:53pm On Feb 17, 2015
DaBullIT:
6 solid years

they can't farm, help farmers , build rice processing plans or even sugar refinery


but they share seized but customized rice to Nigerians


Why won't they collect when Nigerians live on less than 2.00 usd per day

[b][/b]GEJ took over after Yar Adua died in May 2010, its been 4 years and 8 months not 6 years.
Politics / Re: Is Professor Osibanjo Right With This? (PICS) by DoctorJones: 12:46am On Feb 17, 2015
All this APC people do they have problems with simple Arithmetic. Yar Adua died in May 2010 and GEJ took over in May 2010. It is actually 4 years and 8 months since he took over but for sensational reasons APC propaganda keeps stating 6 years.
In case all of you have lost your certificates like GMB, call a primary 3 pupil to calculate the difference between May 2010 and Feb. 2015

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Politics / Re: Deadlock As INEC Recs Give Jega Conditions For Poll Shift - PremiumTimes by DoctorJones: 9:48pm On Feb 07, 2015
Guys, most people have already made up their minds who they will vote for, 5 or 6 weeks shift won't change that but the fact that 35% of registered voters don't yet have their PVC in an election that is expected to be close leaves room for a lot of unnecessary litigation. Let INEC take the next few weeks and ensure that at least 90% of registered voters get their PVC. You is meant to win will still win.
Politics / Re: A Nairalander Open Letter To Prof Yemi Osinbajo by DoctorJones: 10:00pm On Feb 04, 2015
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[size=16pt]OPEN LETTER TO PROF YEMI OSINBAJO
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I greet you sir in the name of our blessed Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

I trust God that it is well with you and all of yours. I, along with other Nigerians, came into this new week - a week preceding the coming election - with the news that the leadership of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), along with prominent members of the Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria (PFN), held a meeting at the Redeemed Camp along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway over the weekend, with you present, where it was said that the candidacy of Goodluck Jonathan was endorsed over Gen. Buhari for the coming elections1. I wish to state categorically in this letter that CAN has not expressed the general opinion of Nigerian Christians. I want to encourage your spirit by saying that even if leading Pastors in this country have chosen Jonathan ahead of Buhari, your principal in the coming elections; there are some Nigerian Christians who disagree with this position. And I want to apologize to you for the trauma that you must have endured this last weekend as you watched men in the same work of Christ along with you, reject you for whatever reasons best known to them. I will start my letter to you by briefly telling you the story of my conversion to Buharism. Then I will try to locate the underlying motive behind the decision of these pastors in rejecting you. Finally, I would encourage you to focus on the task ahead of not just winning this election but also helping to salvage Nigeria from the grip of the lawlessness ones.

My Conversion to Buharism

As a Christian minister, there is an incidence in the bible that I am sure you are familiar with. It is one that involved the bible character Joshua. It reads: "13 And it came to pass, when Joshua was by Jericho, that he lifted up his eyes and looked, and, behold, there stood a man over against him with his sword drawn in his hand: and Joshua went unto him, and said unto him, Art thou for us, or for our adversaries? 14 And he said, Nay; but as captain of the host of the LORD am I now come. And Joshua fell on his face to the earth, and did worship, and said unto him, What saith my lord unto his servant? 15 And the captain of the LORD'S host said unto Joshua, Loose thy shoe from off thy foot; for the place whereon thou standest is holy. And Joshua did so."2 Many bible scholars agree that this story is one of many incidences where the Lord Jesus Christ appeared in his pre-incarnate form in the Old Testament. Here our Lord gives a relevant instruction to both Joshua and all of us Christians as you face probably the biggest warfare of your life. Joshua waned to know whether Jesus was for Israel or for the enemies. Jesus announces to him that he was for neither. In the process Joshua discovers something that causes him to worship God. I believe what Joshua discovered was that at the point of life's greatest wars, God never appears to take side with any group; rather he stands on the path of truth, verity and justice. And God will side with any group that has these elements present in their make up. I wish to state that God is neither for a Christian candidate in the election nor for a Muslim candidate; he neither for CAN or for a Muslim group; rather God is siding with any group or party that espouses the principles of truth, justice and development this country desperately needs at these times. Any other group that might mouth these tenets but deny them in practice will not have the support of the Almighty God.

These are essentially the sentiments that I came to grasp with when I converted to Buharism. Following Pastor Tunde Bakare and the Save Nigeria Group's endorsement of the candidacy of Gen. Buhari in December 2010, I gave the GMB option a thorough study and came to the conclusion that he was a better presidential candiditate in the 2011 elections. What solidified my position further was the attitude and sentiments expressed by fellow Christians to this decision of mine. It was clear to me that unlike our Lord and Savior who will side only with truth, Christians very readily threw away the Buhari option merely because he was a Muslim. The lie that he would Islamize Nigeria also did not help. On becoming a Buharist, I sat down to understudy the whole foundation of my faith in Christ and I discovered that many of it was faulty. Since then I have had to discard many cherished practices in the Christian faith and even leave the local assembly I had worshipped with for eight years. At the close of the day, Buharism brought me into a firmer and clearer grasp of the person of Jesus Christ. And I am sure anyone will agree that this is spiritual growth indeed. Buharism showed me that Christianity is not a mere religion but sincere love for human beings, regardless of the faith they profess. It showed me that truth and justice are the foundation on which God's throne was founded. It showed me that a person need not profess Christ to be used by him to better society. It showed me that God could still replay the story of Cyrus in rebuilding a fallen nation of Israel in our present political history. Despite my conversion to Buharism, I remain a Christian. But a Christian with a clearer grasp of the person of Jesus Christ. I am now a Christian that is not bound by mere religious sentiments or parochial mindsets. This is what I believe a lot of Christians become when they come to know and support the candidacy of Gen. Buhari.

The Motive of these Pastors in Rejecting You

About two weeks ago, a news items surfaced from one of the many online news agencies in our country. It said, among other things, that a certain individual had been given large sums of money from the presidency of Nigeria to distribute to leading pastors in this country to garner their support towards the coming presidential elections3. While the veracity of this news item can be disputed, it is yet to be refuted by the individual who was clearly named by the news agency. I hope to show here that the motive in rejecting you at that meeting last weekend may not be too far from this incidence. Jesus taught us that there are two gods men worship: mammon or God4. There are no other options. This challenge is bedeviling the Christian faith at the moment and the end result is that the motives that underlie people's actions generally in life might either be for gain or for God. It is not news anymore that Nigerian Christianity is becoming the leading harbinger of a money gospel that many have very appropriately labeled the prosperity gospel. Neither is it surprising that majority of the men who rejected you in that meeting are the leading propagators of the prosperity message in our country. While the prosperity message has many tenets that one cannot explore at the moment, the key point of it all is money: how to get it and how to retain it. Thus the harbingers of this message follow the gangster rapper's philosophy of life: "Get Money or Die Trying"5. This philosophy stands in stark contrast to that of our Lord that instructed us not to make money our god or that of the apostle Paul that taught that if we have food and clothing we should be content6.

Therefore, when these pastors who espouse a money gospel came face to face with deciding on who to support in the forthcoming elections, it was not difficult for them to decide against a sound and properly laid out manifesto of the APC; neither did they have any qualms in discarding brilliant minds in the person of yourself and other leading APC stalwarts; they could not see any virtue in a leader that has no trace of corruption in his record of public service in the person of Buhari; neither did they see the new opportunity for change that the APC offers. These pastors very easily chose what has from the foundation of their ministries informed every other decision they have made in the past: they simply chose what will bring them money, advantage, acceptance with the powers that be; they fell to the god of mammon and gain that they have all along worshipped.

The Road Ahead

I was part of the people who met with you at the "I Have Decided" rally held at Teslim Balogun Stadium two weekends ago. I had received an email requesting my presence and had to travel from Ibadan on short notice that weekend to see you enumerate in fifteen minutes the vision of the APC for the coming political dispensation. That vision is what I wish you will focus on now because we shall reach that goal as a nation by the help of God. At that meeting, you taught us, Christians and Muslims alike, to join forces together to deliver our streets, neighborhoods and offices to Gen. Muhammadu Buhari in the forthcoming elections. The "Change" fever has since caught everyone and most people I know are ready to vote anything but this present contraption we call a government. I receive calls for money and aids from Pastors in Maiduguri and I realize that what I could actually give them to help salvage that besieged Nigerian city is a new government of Buhari who is known to have tackled insurgency in the past and can do it again.

The road ahead will include a preparedness to enter into the greatest assignment of your life so far, which is to lead the largest black nation on earth. A nation that has been bastardized by years of harlot leaders but which now has the opportunity to have a scion of the late Obafemi Awolowo lead her and help introduce and implement the hundreds of laudable ideas that late sage had written in his books. You have a great opportunity to do well for Nigeria in the coming years. The road ahead will also include forgiveness and a reevaluation of your faith in Christ. When you come to power, like Joseph did, you must forgive your brethren who are at the moment selling you away for a pot of red porridge. You are coming to power to help save Nigeria from imminent doom and this is the path that God has chosen for you. These men, who have rejected you now, will face their shame in the days to come. But it is your duty and mine to forgive them and help them realize the folly of their action. To employ the words of the sitting president when he came to power in 2011, General Buhari and yourself "must hit the ground running" from May 29th onwards.

There is so much to do. There is a nation to save and rebuild. There are insurgent elements all around the country that must be silenced. There is an economy to revamp. There is a nation to help place in the map of advancing countries in the world of science and technology. There is a sea of human capitals among Nigerians youths waiting to be harnessed to turn this nation into a developed country. There is an African continent waiting for Nigeria to offer the lead to development and progress. The list is endless. In short, Nigeria is waiting for the manifestation of a son of God7.

Conclusion

It is my sincere hope that the aim of this letter, which is to uphold your hand in the events of the coming elections, has been achieved.

I had argued in previous essays that Christians were not participating enough in partisan politics. I envisioned that a day will arise when a position shall be left in public office that a Christian alone could fill and there would hardly be anyone around to fill it. I am happy to see that when that situation arose in the APC, the leadership of the party found an experienced individual in your person to fill the gap. Despite your rejection by an arm of Christian leaders in the country, please be informed that a host of others support you. And more than anything else, the God of heaven is with you8.

Be rest assured that the prayers of God's people are with you and you have our unalloyed support in this mission. The duty of nation building is undoubtedly prominently connected with our responsibility to make disciples of all nations. If Nigeria, our Jerusalem, knows peace and progress; our calling to reach the world with the gospel of Christ will only be made a lot easier. Go forth and make history.

God bless you.

References

1. www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/02/02/bakare-blasts-can-pfn-for-endorsing-jonathan/www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/02/02/bakare-blasts-can-pfn-for-endorsing-jonathan/
2. Joshua 5:13-15
3. www.saharareporters.com/2015/01/29/kennedy-okpara-distributing-jonathan’s-bribes-pastors
4. Matthew 6:24
5."Get Money or Die Trying" is the name of the hit album by American Gangster Rapper 50cents. One finds that the Prosperity Preachers share similar philosophy with Rappers.
6. 1 Timothy 6:6
7. Romans 8:19
8. Hebrew 13:5

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Politics / Re: Fashola Throwing T-shirts, Recharge Cards In Surulere by DoctorJones: 3:42pm On Feb 04, 2015
LEST WE FORGET

These are some of those clamouring for 'change':

Bola Tinubu's pension:...

1) Two houses in choice locations in Lagos and Abuja
2) Six brand new vehicles replaceable every 3 yrs
3) Salary for life
4) 300percent of that salary as furniture allowance every two years
5) Full medicals for him and his family
6) Security detail

Rotimi Amaechi's pension:

1) Two houses (one in Rivers and the other anywhere he chooses)
2) Full salary for life
3) 300percent of that salary as furniture allowance every four years
4) Three vehicles replaceable every four years
5) Free medicals
6) 10percent of salary as house maintenance
7) Full security detail
cool 30percent car maintenance, 10percent entertainment, 20percent utilities.

Bukola Saraki's pension:

1) Three cars replaceable every 3yrs
2) A "well-furnished 5bedroom duplex"
3) 300percent furniture allowance
4) Full security detail (8 policemen, 3 DSS operatives one of which must be female)
5) 30percent for car maintenance, 20percent for utility, 10percent for entertainment and 10percent for house maintenance.
NB: As a Senator, this ex-gov also draws salary worth millions and a N40m quarterly allowance.

Sani Yerima's pension:

1) Salary for life
2) Two vehicles replaceable every 4yrs
3) Two personal staff
4) Free medicals for the govs and their families
5) A house and free office
6) Free telephone
7) A 30day paid vacation abroad
NB: This ex-gov too is a serving Senator who recieves outrageous salaries and allowances.

Every one who has some grey matter, no matter the quality, should ask:

WHAT TYPE OF CHANGE ARE YOU BRINGING WHEN YOU HAVE CORNERED THE FINANCES OF YOUR PEOPLE FOR YOUR PERSONAL COMFORT?

What else is corruption?

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Religion / Re: Letter To Bishop Oyedepo: Thou Shall Serve No Other God, By Adeolu Ademoyo by DoctorJones: 3:21pm On Feb 04, 2015
Adeolu Ademoyo - One of the professional bloggers who sit abroad, have no clue what is going on in the country and make statements without facts.
It is quite unfortunate that there are many like him living in the US, UK and other countries who cook up stories (like the alleged murder of the principal who released Buhari's fake result) and make provocative statements. If there is war in Nigeria tomorrow, they will sit in New York and be saying "oh this is sad" meanwhile the gullible people who followed their comments will be the victims here in Nigeria.

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