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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Skill Would You Like To Learn? by dodgelord: 4:28pm On Jun 27, 2022
BadNews:
People That want to be a blogger

Quickly Meet On WhatsApp Chat

Blogging Business Is A Good Skill That Can Put Food On your Table Daily.

Note: To Open A Professional Blog, It Cost 50k
not 100k
RomanceRe: I Will Never Near Any Female Below 27 Again by dodgelord: 12:36pm On Jun 27, 2022
grin
YinkaOlusesi16:
All those underage girls don show me shege. infact, dem no get sense atall. imagine a girl telling me i will be giving her 10k from my 50k salary, all in the name of dating me.
PoliticsRe: Obidient Pre-wedding Pics. by dodgelord: 12:25pm On Jun 27, 2022
grin
chatinent:
Omo, the guy's lips is what protesters call “enough is enough.”
thesis man wey doo sponsor post
Christianity EtcRe: Nobody Should Speak Against Peter Obi – Father Mbaka Warns Followers by dodgelord(op): 7:30pm On Jun 26, 2022
PetsRe: Hunters Kill Two Kidnappers, Rescue Victims In Kogi by dodgelord(op): 7:28pm On Jun 26, 2022
bewla:
Ok
Yea
Christianity EtcNobody Should Speak Against Peter Obi – Father Mbaka Warns Followers by dodgelord(op): 7:27pm On Jun 26, 2022
Nobody Should Speak Against Peter Obi – Father Mbaka Warns Followers

Fr. Ejike Mbaka, the Spiritual Leader of Adoration Ministry Enugu (AMEN), has appealed to members of his congregation to pray for Labour Party (LP) presidential candidate, Peter Obi.

Mbaka also cautioned them to stop castigating the Bishop of Enugu Diocese, Callistus Valentine Onaga.

The Controversial priest issued the warning while addressing those that converged at the adoration ground in defiance of a directive for the church to be closed down.

He further urged the members to obey His Lordship order and keep away from Adoration as all activities remained suspended in obedience to the directive of the Bishop.

Father Mbaka said; ”The church has not stopped me from becoming a priest, even Peter Obi himself, pray for him. Don’t talk against him, please. He is our brother, he is our friend. I don’t want you to go to the main road, I don’t want you to be pugnacious or to be cantankerous.

I don’t want the Adorers to be violent. I don’t want Adoration people to be classified as bandits for we’re not bandits. We’re obedient children of God, we love the mother church and the mother Church loves us so much.”

PetsHunters Kill Two Kidnappers, Rescue Victims In Kogi by dodgelord(op): 6:45pm On Jun 26, 2022
Hunters kill two kidnappers, rescue victims in Kogi

The Kogi State Government on Sunday, confirmed the killing of two kidnappers and the rescue of victims by hunters.

This was contained in a statement by the Special Assistant on Media to Okehi Local Government Chairman, King Habib.

He said the bandits were killed in Okehi during an exchange of gunfire with security operatives, who were combing the bush to rescue some kidnap victims.

EducationASUU Proffers Solution To Ongoing Strike by dodgelord(op): 6:22pm On Jun 25, 2022
ASUU proffers solution to ongoing strike

Post source: wwwpostorous.com

The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) has observed that resolving its ongoing strike action could be done by the adoption of the transparent payment platform, University Transparency and Accountability Solutions (UTAS).

Dr Socrates Ebo, Chairperson of ASUU, Federal University Otuoke, Bayelsa State chapter, in a statement, lamented that the deep-rooted penchant for corruption within government ethos is all out to frustrate its deployment, saying that UTAS has been proven to be a flawless payment platform.

According to him, the Integrated Personnel and Payroll Information System (IPPIS), has been decisively proven to be a porous, easily compromised payment platform.

The chairperson opined that the IPPIS has been ineffective in curtailing waste of resources, stressing that on the contrary it has been used to pad payrolls and used to effect all manner of fraudulent deductions from workers’ salaries.

He explained, “We definitely can’t continue this way, the adoption of a transparent payment platform is critical to resolving the current impasse in the nation’s university system. UTAS has been proven to be a flawless payment platform but the deep-rooted penchant for corruption in our government ethos is all out to frustrate its deployment.”

He stated that no lecturer under IPPIS can say for certain what his salary is, pointing out that what they find queer is the insistence of some government officials on the use of IPPIS when it is proven to be compromised and corruption-prone.

The statement noted that UTAS has been designed to be corruption-proof, asking why the government would not be interested in a payment platform that is cheap, 100% corruption-proof, and 100% indigenous.

It stated that if IPPIS was corruption-proof, the accountant-general of the federation would not have been able to loot N80 billion and N70 billion.

It said the statement claimed of savings by IPPIS are fraudulent, saying that IPPIS arbitrarily cuts workers’ legitimate salaries to cover its heavily corrupt and inefficient tracks to create the false impression of efficiency and savings.

The statement explained that the recently paid minimum wage arrears are a case study as many persons have not been paid till date, stressing that in his branch alone, 40 persons have not been paid while the Minister of Labour thinks that they were paid three years arrears.

He added that what they received was a mere nine months without any clear template on how the payments were made, stressing that nobody knows what they are entitled to, nobody can ask questions to anybody and even the university bursars can’t explain how the payments were made and what was paid.

He suggested that the government should get serious with education in the country, saying that in the 60s and 70s, the universities ranked high among their peers with scholars all over the world coming to their universities to teach and study.

He lamented that today, the universities are so dead that even their politicians no longer believe in them as they now send their wards abroad for the same education, saying that they are the people killing education in the country as ASUU is the only bastion of defence for quality education in this country.

The chairperson noted that when education is destroyed, healthcare is also destroyed, and doctors are taught new procedures and skills at the universities, not at Aso Rock Clinic or National Assembly, pointing out that eventually, everyone gets sick and everyone eventually suffers consequences of the dearth of educational infrastructure.

TV/Movies“i’ll Never Give Up On My Dreams” – Netizens React As They Realize Asake Was Onc by dodgelord(op): 4:30pm On Jun 25, 2022
“I’ll never give up on my dreams” – Netizens react as they realize Asake was once Broda Shaggi’s backup singer :::::::

Myriad of netizens have summoned up the courage not to relinquish their dreams after they came across a video which showed the struggling days of Nigerian singer, Ahmed Ololade Asake, professionally known as Asake.

The video proves that the singer was once a backup singer to skit maker and musician, Samuel Animashaun a.k.a Broda Shaggi, before he entered the limelight.

Regardless of the tough times, Asake fought his way to become one of the most promising rising stars in the Nigerian music industry, with his single songs topping the Nigerian Apple music on several occasions.

Reacting, @Samuel Joseph wrote: “I will never give up on my dreams. This is a true motivation.”

@Deba Stan: “Hmm, I am amazed. This is unbelievable. Let’s keep hustling and we shall win.”

Asake was once Broda Shaggi back up singer. Man has really hustled sha.

FoodUriel Oputa, Working Pretty Hard To Get That Perfect Bod. See her vj by dodgelord(op): 2:27pm On Jun 25, 2022
BBNaija Star, Uriel Oputa, Working Pretty Hard To Get That Perfect Bod. �

See kpekuzz

Nairaland GeneralAfter You Kneel Down Propose To Your Babe And She Says NO , What’s The Next Step by dodgelord(op): 11:09pm On Jun 23, 2022
After you kneel down propose to your Babe and she says NO , what’s the next step ?

Pls answer
Nairaland GeneralMan Wey Use Money Buy Love No Dey Pay Finish by dodgelord(op): 7:21pm On Jun 23, 2022
Think about it

Man wey use money buy love no dey pay finish
FamilyRe: Stinginess: Mbaka Remains My Priest, Says Peter Obi by dodgelord(op): 1:53am On Jun 22, 2022

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Watches Lesbian Porn A Lot What Does Kt Mean? by dodgelord: 12:41am On Jun 22, 2022
Aify3000:
I went to my girlfriend's search history,i found many lesbian porn in her searches,i dont really understand what this means,why would she watch lesbian porn while as she is a straight girl,i confronted her she said she is not a lesbian
rest abeg
WebmastersRe: How Do You Effectively Use A Forum Like Nairaland To Boost Traffic On Your Blog by dodgelord: 7:44pm On Jun 21, 2022
wwwpostorous.com

jazzme1:
1. Identify where your blogs potential readers are gathering

Quite often the forum is not just a standalone forum – it could be just part of a larger site. So hunt them down!
They don’t have to be big forums either (but they should be active).

2. Join up…. and Do Nothing (for a while)
.
This is key. Many people identify a hot forum and rush in, leaving links to their blog as fast as they can. All this will do is quickly get your banned, annoy people and hurt your blogs reputation.
Instead of rushing in – join up and be a lurker for a few days. Watch and learn.

Learn who the key players are.
Watch to see what topics are hottest.
See which areas of the forum are most active.
Observe what the culture and rules of the forum are.
This ‘lurking’ is all about learning as much as you can so you can so that when you actually get active you can do it in a way that actually connects.

3. Set up your Signature and Avatar

Set up a very simple yet effective signature so that when you start posting people can find out more about you.
If the forum allows you to choose an avatar – choose a simple one of these.

4. Start Posting

You have watched, learned and set yourself up – now it is time to start interacting with the forum.
Don’t go too hard too fast. Keep in mind that this is a community that you’re entering. Nobody likes a showoff or attention seeker. A few posts a day for your first week is more than enough. This means by the end of the week you’ll have 20-30 posts which is a signal to those on the forum that you’re investing time into it.
Point people to sites that might help them or answer their questions – but in the first week or two show some restraint about pointing people to things you’ve written on your own blog. There will be time for that later.

5. Write Resource Content/Tutorials

In these ‘tutorial’ type posts you want to be writing top quality ‘how to’ type content that people will value highly. In many ways these tutorials are the type of things you might normally post on your blog.
It’s writing impressive content that makes people pay attention to you.
In these tutorials you generally will either include a relevant link to my blog to a post that extends the topic or is a ‘further reading’ type link OR at the end of the tutorial you include a simple line pointing out that you write more of this type of thing on my blog (with a link).
What you'll find is that as you write these tutorials that people begin to want to know more about who you are. When you help people do something it makes an impression and they begin to seek you out.

6. Make Connections

You will find that the relationships will happen fairly naturally at this point but you can also put a little extra time at this point to establish relationships with people in the forum, particularly key influencers, moderators and owners. Send these people private messages introducing yourself, encouraging them (particularly owners and moderators – many of them will really appreciate positive feedback) and even making offers of help or suggestions (if appropriate).
If you show that you’re willing to help make a forum a better place you’ll find these key people within the forum will be very open to working with you at some point in the future.

7. Let Others Promote Your Blog

You'll find that at this point a wonderful thing happens – forum members begin to promote your blog. They come across you either through you answering questions, your tutorials or through conversations that you have with them and they begin to read your blog. When they find something on it that they like, they write about it.
It’s almost like when you find other bloggers in your niche beginning to discover your blog – but instead it can potentially be a whole community discovering your blog at once (a very powerful thing).

8. Be Generous, Be Understated and Be Useful

My parting words of advice for people wanting to use forums to promote their blogs is really to be as helpful as possible while remaining as subtle as you can.
This actually takes some restraint. If you’re anything like everyone your natural inclination is to shout out about your blog at every opportunity but take it from me, it doesn’t work. The more understated you'll be the more success you'll get.

Forums to get started with in Nigeria

1. Nairaland Nairaland is a very popular forum to use in Nigeria. But the problem is that bloggers are not using it the way it should be used. As a blogger when you post on nairaland. Don't post the page url underneath. Doing that is useless and a waste of time because readers don't really click on link, the only read and comments on nairaland without minding to know the poster or source.
Tips: Nairaland do not promote the poster or the source. You can find your way by posting other related content by using Title url instead of the raw url.

2. Skulary: Skulary is another popular forum to use in Nigeria. Skulary is a Nigerian based forum where people can write on any topic.

Infact Skulary is a better place to get recognition than Nairaland. When creating an account, you can use your blog name and logo. This is a quick way to get recognition.

Tips: Write meaningful content so that people can start following you on Skulary. The advantages of getting followers on Skulary, is for them to receive email notifications when you have a new post.
Find Skulary on https://skulary.com

Keep refreshing this page, I'm still writing
PoliticsRe: Founder Of Nairaland, Seun Osewa Reveals Why He No Longer Support Peter Obi's Pr by dodgelord: 7:26pm On Jun 21, 2022
lonecatt:
Seun Osewa has got only one vote
i love this post
PropertiesRe: How Do I Share The Rooms? by dodgelord: 4:41pm On Jun 21, 2022
Not a big deal. Do wat so ever ur mind say u should do.
FamilyStinginess: Mbaka Remains My Priest, Says Peter Obi by dodgelord(op): 11:12pm On Jun 20, 2022
Stinginess: Mbaka Remains My Priest, Says Peter Obi
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The Presidential candidate of the Labour Party, Peter Obi, has said that the Spiritual Director of Adoration Ministry, Father Ejike Mbaka, remains his priest and father in faith.

Obi said this during an interview on the Voice of the People 90.3 FM on Sunday.

The presidential candidate said, “For me, Father Mbaka is an ordained priest of God and as a priest, he remains my priest. I will always respect and show my allegiance to the church. Whatever he says, I will take it because he’s my father in faith. I respect him and he’s my brother.”

Mbaka had last Wednesday labelled Obi a stingy man, who can never become Nigeria’s president.


Source: wwwpostorous.com

FamilyRe: Short Men MAKE Better Husbands Than Tall Ones –study by dodgelord: 7:43pm On Jun 20, 2022
Chillis:
The good side is that they make a "better husband".

It reminds me of when I was in school. I had this crippled friend / room mate . Very brilliant girl. I was telling another room mate of her intelligence.
My room mate was like, of cos she is supposed to be brilliant since she doesn't party, no boyfriend, etc.
What will she be doing with her time if not to read.

Of cos short men will make better husbands cos their options are limited. they got no choice cheesy than to behave.
grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralNa This Kind Wardrope I Wan Buy...e Make Sense �� by dodgelord(op): 6:46pm On Jun 20, 2022
Na this kind wardrope I wan buy...E make sense ��

Christianity EtcWe Will Challenge Court's Decision -uk-based Pastor, Tobi Adegboyega by dodgelord(op): 6:38pm On Jun 20, 2022
Tobi Adegboyega, the founder of the UK-based church, SPAC Nation, has said that the church will be challenging the decision of a UK court to shut them down over alleged misappropriation of funds.

In a video on his Instagram page on Sunday, Adegboyega said, "It is impossible to be perfect in account filing for God's sake. We will challenge decision but the church of God cannot be stopped. The church is a people.

"We have given all the documents that are necessary. We have operated by the highest standards of transparency for the past 17 years and you cannot do extremely and perfectly right, especially when the system doesn't want you."

The UK Government on Friday announced the shut down of SPAC Nation after failing to properly account for more than £1.87 million of outgoings and operating with a lack of transparency.

Post source: wwwpostorous.com

PoliticsSanusi Gives A Perfect Definition � Of These Three Contestants.. by dodgelord(op): 5:50pm On Jun 20, 2022
Sanusi gives a perfect definition � of these three contestants..

CrimeRe: Man Butcher's Girlfriend’s Hand For Rejecting His Marriage Proposal (video) by dodgelord: 11:47pm On Jun 18, 2022
Dailypost1:
Man Butcher's Girlfriend’s Hand For Rejecting His Marriage Proposal (Video)

https://trendytalker.com/man-butchers-girlfriends-hand-for-rejecting-his-marriage-proposal-video/
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FamilyRe: Only A Woman That Married As A Virgin Has Right To Demand That Her Husband Remai by dodgelord(op): 2:07pm On Jun 18, 2022
Toktee:
Not in Nigeria. grin majority of ladies in Nigeria took Borhole to the husband place while accusing man of infidelity..... this are the ladies that have already uses their kpekus for money... what they ended up taken to the husband house is roughly used toto. grin
Jesuuuuuu grin
RomanceRe: My Puhssy Is Prettiest - Naija-born Porrn Actress Shows Full Pwussy On Twitter by dodgelord: 12:15pm On Jun 18, 2022
Yeffa:
She's crazily sexy!

See video: https:///40qJ5
Lol. Go xvideo u go see plenty
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Pls Get your PVC. Holy Spirit no dey vote." - Cubana Chiefpriest. by dodgelord(op): 10:51pm On Jun 17, 2022
Nairaland General"Pls Get your PVC. Holy Spirit no dey vote." - Cubana Chiefpriest. by dodgelord(op):
"Pls Get your PVC. Holy Spirit no dey vote." - Cubana Chiefpriest.

FamilyRe: Only A Woman That Married As A Virgin Has Right To Demand That Her Husband Remai by dodgelord(op): 6:44pm On Jun 17, 2022
Jeon:
Solution.

ONLY A VIRGIN MAN CAN DEMAND FOR MY HANDS IN MARRIAGE.


case closed.
I laugh u.
U go still start to sing carry me go my husband house
FamilyOnly A Woman That Married As A Virgin Has Right To Demand That Her Husband Remai by dodgelord(op): 5:21pm On Jun 17, 2022
Only A Woman That Married As A Virgin Has Right To Demand That Her Husband Remains Faithful To Her — Twitter User

A Twitter user has taken to the platform to state that women not married as virgins have no right to demand faithfulness from their husbands.

According to @John_d_doe, some women entered marriage with multiple body counts and even slept with married men, thinking it would be their "safe haven".

He Tweeted;

''Only a woman that met & married her husband as a Virgin, has right to demand that he remains faithful to her. Some of you entered your marriage with multiple body counts to the extent that you slept with married men. You thought your marriage was a safe "haven" for you?''

POST:
SOURCE: wwwpostorous.com

PhonesRe: .... by dodgelord: 3:57pm On Jun 17, 2022
I ve no idea. I never use ipod b4
Nairaland GeneralTo My Future Wife, I Can Only Go 3 Rounds. by dodgelord(op): 2:58pm On Jun 17, 2022
To my future wife, I can only go 3 rounds.

I'm sorry for the inconvenience. Thank you for understanding me.
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