₦airaland Forum

iLoveYouToo:
Please who else is experiencing issues receiving transfers to their Zenith account, I’m beyond livid

Zenith is the worst bank in Africa. Imagine me recieving alert for money that was paid into my account over 6 days ago today. It almost caused issue between me and my client. I initially felt like client was trying to fool me.
Zenith Bank is worse than useless.

When people are looking forward to cross over without carryover, you have found yourself in a very deep mess.
You lost your job, you got a side chick pregnant and you have a fiancee. O boy, your village people sabi work.
Consider your marraige plans to your fiancee over! Irresponsibility has consequences.

Marraige is a conscious day to day decision. It is not magic, it is not luck. It is a daily choice to choose to remain married. It is not the easiest of things to do. As a matter of fact, marrying and staying married is one of the hardest undertakings in life.
May God help us all!

It takes a man who knows what he is doing on bed to handle a thick woman. Thick women aren't for every man. If you aren't great in bed, forget about thick women.
However, a man who really wants to enjoy the nice things of life goes for a thick woman. That's where the fun is.

Simple. Salt, bitter lemon and sunlight. Mix the salt and the lemon juice together. Apply at the rust spot. Expose to bright sunlight for 10 minutes. That's all!

obedience4:
A Nigerian in disguise trying to rightly hype Nigerians

You have world class stupidity.

Not just hiding your finances from her. Limit the level of affection you display to any woman outside your mom and sisters. A lady should always know that as much as the man may want her around, he can still love a far better life without her.

Mosdii.. ha! Which woman cook all this one for you? I thought you said they are all useless?

.

Everything requires communication particularly so in marriage. Your sexual satisfaction is a right and her duty to perform in the marital union. If dialogue and counseling doesn't work, then you may need to file for divorce.

Madam don't bother. It is a disappointment. They will be easily faked.

Madam. If all you have said here is the truth. Move out of that house right away. I will not advise you to divorce your husband just yet. You MUST seperate from him for a while. So that you can reassess your situation and circumstance. This is an extremely toxic marraige. You cannot raise a child in this environment.
The physical and mental abuse makes it all the more urgent. Don't give him any reason to suspect you may leave soon. This person will try to kill you.
Again, LEAVE!

No issues with that

Woman wey get sense.

He boasted that he made Buhari president. Oya, let him now make himself president. simple!

gypsey:
All these pepper and spices will ruin one's gum and give one stomach ulcer.

Just fade from this background. Useless talk

O boy. Just use trophy download this one. Madam gloryhomemaker nne. You are too much.

Are you daft? You make a post full of typographic errors and expect to be taken seriously.

E be like say you don forget who be president.

crood:
can any sensible person translate what he said?

If we see anyone wearing this shirt in bauchi, we are going to (f)uck thier mother.

Fat cow of a woman. You and your useless husband are the worst thing that have happened to this country. Shameless thing.

Righteousness2:
With all that going on in this crazy world, it surely won’t be too much longer before we hear that shout & trumpet blast.

You see how that hot reddish Fire is bubbling and bustling! It is air condition compared to what Hell Fire is.

Lets take advantage of the opportunity we have now to settle the matter of our relationship with JESUS Christ so as not to open our eyes in Hell Fire!

Do you have any job? It seems all you do is spam nairaland threads with doomsday messages about your vengeful god. And you are always among the first 5 to comment. I imagine there should be a more productive way to live life.
If you like this your heaven so much, simply kill yourself and quickly go there. Or what do you think.

My own brother in laws are useless. Imagine one of them, a pastor in one of the biggest churches in nigeria and also a lawyer, sending my wife a government document to forge for him. I gave him federal warning.

In short this december, im writing a petition to the church and ill also get the SSS to pick him up. Since they want to be wicked, they will see wickedness.

These are very weighty allegations. I hope they are backed up with sufficient proof. The victims, if they do exist, have to come out in the open even though they may likely be victimised. But then again, fostering a culture of silence, will further encourage these kinds of abuse.
Speak up, speak out and damn the consequences. Because if these allegations are backed up with provable evidence, covenant University will go scorched Earth against anyone just to hide the truth behind these allegations.

You say she is your ex wife. Did a court of law annul your marraige? If so, were you awarded custody of the kids? These are germane issues you didn't mention.
If a court hasn't dissolved your marraige, then she remains your wife and the issue of custody remains in flux. There seems to be nothing you can do at the moment except you go to court and officially file for divorce.

Just last week i was taking a walk to the bank. I observed an aboki stooping down to urinate. He was massaging his balls or washing his privates with water cos he spent a while squatting. As soon as he was done, he stood up, walked over to his sugar cane wheelbarrow and proceeded to use those hands to serve sugarcane for some waiting customers. Haba! Hand that you just used to touch your blokkos.
And the customers just collected the sugarcane and proceeded to descend on it like someone in an idp camp. Totally ignorant of where aboki just put his hands on.
That day, i swore that anything mallam dey sell, i no go buy again.

Is that not gordons? When gordons sing gospel music?

Nope! Never. Next question!

solomoni87:
My wife packed out of the house four days after our wedding. She was behaving so unruly throughout the marriage. Attitudes that could provoke me into beating her. I had to tell her to go if she does not want to stay with me any longer. I knew her mind was somewhere else. She even took her family members to hurl abusive words on me. I was so embarassed, humilated. My advice to any man going into marriage is: do not let any woman or family push you. Be very sure she is the right woman. Dont marry an illiterate woman

Are you still married? So sorry for this situation.

Fashola remains the only minister under buhari who seems to know what he is doing. The rest are just a bunch of efulefus.

Add me up. 08034767200

The question is, where were the father and mother that a 3 year old child is drowning in a pool in his own home?
Na only to package breast go use am assault oni of ife that's all chioma knows.