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Amotekun that can't arrest fulani that are openly killing yoruba. Rubbish!

ALABACONNECT:
Good morning Nairalanders. We are back.

Only goods shown here are available for pickup.
Let's deal.

Do you have deep freezers available? If so, how many ltrs and price.

Mumu man! Femi i say you are a mumu man! Liar! You claim you couldn't get 10k but your drivers wife could get and he gave you the money. Oga if you are stupid, the rest of us are not. How dare you try this nonsense by insulting our collective sensibilities.
You are the son of a mumu man.

You wish. Get the hell out of here with your lies. Rubbish!

Wahala!

Wetin be power and who dey supply am? Oh! You mean Nepa? Abeg, na my fridge i dey use warm food now o! E don tay wey me and Nepa see each other.

The United States used High Fructose Corn Syrup. Nigeria uses just sugar. While both countries may have coca cola, I assure you that the one in the US tastes better.

To say zenith bank is the worst performing bank for the past one year is an understatement. Zenith bank is simply the most incompetent bank in Nigeria now. As for Emiefele, he is too much of a useless fool for me to bother about.

Which governor?

My inlaws are the worst of the worst. They are from Edo state. I have been hearing their story but men what i faced eh!
The first time i went to see my wife's mother, she openly declared that she hates my tribe(I'm idoma). Why i didn't call off the wedding still remains a mystery to me. Abeg the matter long. I have tried peace. But not anymore. I'll ask them to come and carry their daughter soon.
Young men, don't ever make the mistake of marrying from a home that the father abandoned the mother. And if you can help it, avoid those Edo people like disease. E get why.

Is he the first man you will be sleeping with? If he isn't and you are not a virgin then what are you pretending for? When he was doing you good you didn't know that a time will come for pay back abi?
Madam, quickly offer him that pussy o. Don't waste his time.

Call member kwa? Omo. Where dem call you from?

Block finish. Cement cost. Relationship me no build again.

He committed suicide!

Bride price on a non virgin? That's fraud! Any family that collects bride price on a daughter that is not a virgin has attracted curses on themselves.

It is still really early in 2023. And this portable has chosen to remain a fool. Sad!

Women. E no hard na. After all, God originally didn't plan to create them. If no be dat useless Adam wey go dey form loneliness god been no plan to create woman!

Where's the tonto dike? Come and see how a real woman takes care of a man! Mumu!!.

Make una take am easy. This one wey una dey attack righteousness2 so.

Yes oooo! GloryHM is back! It is like this is the only woman on nairaland that has sense. You are an asset to your husband. May God keep blessing your home.

Cut them off permanently. If you experience a downturn again, they will still disrespect you.

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Ashawo!

Why is she crying? When you were screaming harder! Harder under different men and giving birth to a colony of bastards it didn't occur to you that no self respecting man will marry such a loose and wayward lady?

The truth here is no one will marry you.

IVF! Why are they ashamed that they did in vitro? What's with the stigma? No one will beat them. Im tired of all this 'na god, na god'. They mean that god was too busy to have attended to them that he had to wait for 20 years? When the truth is that they finally were able to afford IVF and got the process done.

Hmmm

We used to sleep together until my kids came. Now I've kicked myself out and i sleep in the guest bedroom.
I think i prefer it this way.

Andyvilly:
Does sex in the office brings bad omen? My shop neighbour always disturb me for sex. Am realy scared. What do you think?

What do i think?
Well i think you should first go back to school, learn to spell, polish your english, mind your business and stop making a fool of yourself on nairaland!

Mumu. Mind your business! Face your front jobless person.

Your want to be cheap. If you need knowledge PAY for it! Get a civil engineer there and pay him! What rubbish! You are seeking for input on nairaland for an engineering project? Are you mad? This is why we have collapsing structures everywhere.
The person who engaged you is the bigger fool.

KillSars:
When physical and emotional abuse don set in...

Gone are the days wey guy go look hin babe eyes and all he is going to see is the fear in her eyes, the fear of not being sidelined by her bobo, but diz days, all of them are high on fearless

You no well i swear😂😂😂

Stephen2324:
How do you know when it’s time to leave a relationship?

Olodo! Ode! Mumu! You don't create a post then be the first comment at the same time.i wish you many more buharis.