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CelebritiesRe: Yomi Makun Yomi Casual Engaged To His Baby Mama, Faith by dokiOloye(m): 10:53am On Jul 10, 2017
Which kin engagement pass d belle wey U don give am and una born d pikin,d pikin de alive and well huh
Somebody explain to me pls.
AutosRe: Beware Of Lying Tongues Of Car Dealers On The Internet by dokiOloye(m): 1:26pm On Jul 09, 2017
shortgun:
If you want to buy a used car and have peace of mind don't buy cars advertised online. They are mostly overpriced and lemons.

Ask around ur locality you will surely get a better deal.
.
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia At Nino Idibia's Graduation With Sumbo Adeoye's Family by dokiOloye(m): 6:22pm On Jul 08, 2017
ancientbanana:
that is the reason she was the one he married her. He saw a good woman
na lie.
Most likely,she b d one wey sabi fork pass grin
PoliticsRe: Alert!! Igbo And Yoruba Stop Fighting For Once. We Have A Common Enemy by dokiOloye(m): 5:23pm On Jul 08, 2017
Igbos have always known and identified that common enemy.
But I'm not sure if our sophisticated brothers do so.
PoliticsRe: I Had To Swallow My Pride To Join APC – Ex Gov Elechi by dokiOloye(m): 4:23pm On Jul 08, 2017
Homeboiy:
Ur choice


after using PDP money to sponsor ur son in LP
U de mind that Buhari.
He is a minus to Ebonyi APC.
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Shuts Down Oshodi Area As He Strolls Through The Streets. Photos by dokiOloye(m):
Police de guard agbero now huh
Is very good grin
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by dokiOloye(m): 4:08pm On Jul 08, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
5k per quart, available
I texted on whatsapp 2 days ago but U said it isn't available and suggested I use castrol.
0W-40 or 5W-40 Mobil 1??
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by dokiOloye(m): 1:37pm On Jul 08, 2017
inze:
Contact Gazzuzz
done so.Out of stock.
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by dokiOloye(m): 12:52pm On Jul 08, 2017
thebigkendo:
I am looking for cheaper motor oil but 5k cheaper doesn't do it for me.. if it was like 12k for 5 quart eehen



Bros please answer this.. is TMO a mineral oil, semi or full synthetic?
Mobile 1(US) full synthetic


Abeg,do U know where som1 can buy d above-mentioned?
Car TalkRe: Matrix 08 by dokiOloye(m): 5:48pm On Jul 07, 2017
I think what he means is that d fan continues 'blowing' even after he turns off d engine.
Used to notice that on my golf3 that year even wtout d engine overheating.
Op,come and clear d air.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Half-year Sales Hits Record High Of 1.1 Million Cars by dokiOloye(m): 5:30pm On Jul 07, 2017
Benz or nothing.
Car TalkRe: Where Is The Worst Place Your Car Has Ever Broken Down? by dokiOloye(m): 7:50pm On Jul 06, 2017
achi4u:
What I passed through the day my engine knock is what I don't know how to tell the story. Though, the car was given me signs but I ignored it thinking that when I reach my destination I will look into it not knowing that I getting myself into big problem.
First, the fan belt cut, there's no oil in the engine, no water in the radiator and the next thing, the engine stiff and knock behind enemy line. Where Ezza and Ezillo were fighting and I happened to be from Ezza. Guess what I did, I started crying and promising God that I have forsaken Him too long, that He should not look into my sins at this our.
First thing I did was to buy any type of oil my hands could reach then find water to fill the radiator and start the engine. The thing start but the kind noise I'm hearing is another fear factor.
I manage the car up to Ezzamgbo junction where I finally fell inside the gutter when one idiiiotic NDLEA flag me down. Though I wanted to park there for safety because I'm carrying some goods from Nnewi that Night.
From there I called my friend who called a friend who finally called another friend who has a car and from there we transload the goods and left the car there till next when I went to tow it with huge amount.
I replaced everything from gearbox to half & top. God thank you for sparring my life that day.
Lol.
Had a similar experience though not a breakdown on that same place.
Was driving down from Abj wt my wife though we were still dating then on d Thursday b4 easter in 2014.Spent 5 hours in a hold up in Koton Karfe due to bad road and impatient drivers who blocked d road and refused to give way for each other.
Managed to reach Lokoja by 4pm and after speeding like hell,reached Enugu by 8pm.
A classmate of my wife we were on d phone wt invited us to sleep over in Enugu but stubborn me refused cos I had this foolish feeling that it was a sign of failure for me if I didn't reach Abakaliki that night and normally I'm a night crawler,I even feel more comfortable in d night than day.
Ol boy,very shortly b4 I Ezillo,this kin torrential rainfall that looked like they were pouring buckets of water from heaven started falling.
And I be Ezza man,if I apply break there,I'm dead,d fighting wasn't so hot then but Ezillo ppl were still doing their guerrilla warfare on that road then.
Visibility was so bad that we were following a truck loaded with foams and we were thinking it was a very tall building,na 1 kin jalopy volkswagen bora I de drive then,headlamps were nothing to write home about. Wifey said we should stop naa,I quietly told her thank U don't mention.
Na my ogbonge sense I come apply,copy d edge of d road by my right de move small small.
Surprising,when I reached Ntezi,d rain wasn't heavy at all.
Very scary experience,I still shudder when I think of what could've happened assuming I crashed into a gutter in Ezzilo due to poor visibility.
Car TalkRe: Driving from the south east to the south west. by dokiOloye(m): 5:41pm On Jul 06, 2017
nurey:
what happens at the bypass?
1. customs
2. Robbers
3. Bad roads
abi nah wetin sef, just incase
Abeg,make una answer this question oo,me sef wan know.
PoliticsRe: Restructuring: Yoruba In Kogi Want Reunion With South-west by dokiOloye(m): 6:51am On Jul 06, 2017
I served in Kogi west,Ijumu local govt to be precise.
If U make mistake call Okun man northerner ee,u and am go put leg for 1 trouser.
PoliticsRe: FG Refused To Pay June 2017 Salary Because Of Failure To Join IPPIS by dokiOloye(m): 8:37pm On Jul 05, 2017
June salary wey dem pay 2 days b4 sallah sef.
Me I don chop my own finish sef grin
PoliticsRe: Senate To Fashola: Be Careful, NASS Not Lagos State House Of Assembly by dokiOloye(m): 8:21pm On Jul 05, 2017
Lol.
Final warning.
But d way appointees of this govt disrespect elected representatives calls for concern.
Anyway,our ppl say that a child who was sent to rob by his father announces his/her presence by kicking down d door.
TravelRe: Traffic Jam Along Abuja-Keffi Expressway Leaves Commuters Confused (Photos) by dokiOloye(m): 1:38pm On Jul 05, 2017
lonelydora:
After this one AYA junction is still waiting oooo.

Abuja - Keffi is one of the best highways i have seen in Nigeria (c.2011). Don't know if it's still like that.
Abuja-Keffi abi AYA - Kubwa/Zuba?
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Opened Someone Else's Car By Mistake? by dokiOloye(m): 11:06am On Jul 04, 2017
sukkot:
am saying tho, this is aba. its not exactly filled with saints and angels you know ? its filled with some of the most desperate people in the country. so you expecting us to believe that a car dealer let you ride off with his car after signing your name on a useless piece of bank paper is like expecting me to believe that donald trump is from kaduna state. you really must think people on NL are cretins right ?
troll,jazz away.
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Opened Someone Else's Car By Mistake? by dokiOloye(m): 10:37am On Jul 04, 2017
sukkot:
brah you must think people on nairaland are from yaba left. did you not just say the mechanic was about to lift the engine out of this your dead vehicle ? so you are telling me a mechanic walked up to a car dealer and showed him your dead car with the engine removed, and the car dealer accepted a cheque from the owner of a dead car and a mechanic and let you ride off into the sunset with his car ? you ought to be flogged with koboko or horsewhip for this gargantuan lie. mayne this lie weak me undecided
looks like u have issues wt comprehension too.
If ur faculties are all correct u will have reasoned that d owners of a car mart and workshop opposite each other will have known themselves well.
D mechanic workshop is a big time workshop something like gazuzz and co set-up or more,not an under d tree setting.
D car mart is opposite d workshop and both owners know each other and of course my cousin was an old customer of d owner of d mechanic workshop who sometimes comes down to Abakaliki to effect repairs for my cousin at his home.
I will not dignify ur doubting Thomas self wt another reply.
U probably lie a lot,that's why U believe everybody lies on trivial things.
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Opened Someone Else's Car By Mistake? by dokiOloye(m): 10:16am On Jul 04, 2017
sukkot:
mayne, you just churning out more lies. in enugu someone accepted a cheque from you and let you drive away with a car and he never met you before ? yall can lie for africa mayne. you must think i was born yesterday bro
in ur bid to continue in ur intransigence, u conveniently missed d part where I said d owner of d mechanic workshop which is opposite d car mart SERVED AS A SURETY.
Pls,bye bye,don't quote me again.
Ur firm belief that everybody lies on trivial issue tells me a lot about Ur upbringing and state of mind.
Oh,and I remember ur mentioned step brother or something,meaning a polygamous setting.
Definitely a dysfunctional polygamous setting where everyone lies to each other and suspects each other.
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Opened Someone Else's Car By Mistake? by dokiOloye(m): 10:03am On Jul 04, 2017
sukkot:
ok now you are starting your own lies now. too many pinocchio in this thread tongue
Sorry bro.
I get it now.
Recession has really affected Ur reasoning.
I am talking of a 2nd term legislator who was a big time contractor and businessman b4 he got elected d 1st time in 2011.
When his father who was a senator during Obj's tenure died,he inherited 3 cars minus his 2 personal cars then.
Like I told U,not all d cars are very modern or expensive.
Let me give u a story,we once went to fix one of his cars in a popular auto workshop in Enugu,d mechanics there concluded they have to bring down d engine bla bla bla.
Arrangements were already being made to get a taxi go us to go back to Ebonyi.
Opposite d workshop was a car mart and there was this very shiny golf3.We went closer and inspected,neat 1st body,automatic transmission,car was started,A/C was working.
There and then,he wrote them a cheque wt d owner of d mechanic workshop serving as a surety,we transferred d official number plate that was on d car we came to repair,packed his kaya,and drove back home.
Don't let recession damage ur thinking oga.
Speak for urself alone ogbeni.
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Opened Someone Else's Car By Mistake? by dokiOloye(m): 9:37am On Jul 04, 2017
sukkot:
thats not the problem. i call bullshytt for two reasons

1- nigerians in america are very serious minded. nigerians dont go to america to be car enthausiasts. unless OP was born in america and has never ever visited naija which i doubt cuz any nigerian who has never been in nigeria will not come to NL. nigerians in america who have been to naija save their money to buy house in naija or to buy house in america. they dont waste money changing car like pata

2- if you change cars that often it shows you are unstable and the insurance companies will kill you when it comes to time to pay your monthly insurance.

all in all ? a serious minded person cannot own 100 cars in america. this is what illiterate rednecks in the south do. its only illiterate low class white rednecks that buy a bunch of cheap cars. you dont even see serious minded whites doing this type of thing.
U cannot talk for all Nigerians living in America my oga.
Some ppl just want to build a small bungalow in their village,buy a simple older model car he will be using when he comes to naija and go on to pursue their passion while other want to own d biggest house in d village and state capital,drive d latest and most expensive jeeps,in fact,have a convoy of very expensive cars.
Speak for Ur self alone bro.
My cousin who is a state legislator in poor Ebonyi has over 20 cars/buses now,minus 3 he inherited from his late dad.
If add to d ones he has given out it will be at least 40 and he's under 40yrs.
Some ppl just have a thing for cars,d way women have a thing for clothes.
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Opened Someone Else's Car By Mistake? by dokiOloye(m): 9:26am On Jul 04, 2017
EgunMogaji:
I have a bucket list that I go through.

I salute your style. These things are achievable, at least to serious autoists that do not squander money on olosho, alcohol, etc grin
Problem is,I could get a neat W202 Mercedes for at most 1.5k dollars,but when U factor in shipping which is at least another 1k and customs and co which are at least 350 or more,it turns to another thing.
Wanted to buy that 2010 volkswagen golf in early 2015,but when I asked 2 clearing agents d amount to clear it(not d one customs will be harrasing me on d road),they gave me a quotation hovering around 1.2m,I kukuma respect myself.
I'm just a minimum wage civil servant,U know.lol
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Opened Someone Else's Car By Mistake? by dokiOloye(m): 9:17am On Jul 04, 2017
sukkot:
puhleaseee not everyone is stupid. if he sells cars which I know he doesnt, then do you own the car you are selling ?

and that whole I am in america thing is not working on me. I have lived in america and nigerians over there dont buy 100 cars in a span of 50 years and i have known high powered nigerians. heck my own older step brother ( over ten years older ) from my dads first wife was a dermatologist earning 500,000 dollars a year and throughout his nearly 40 years in america he has only ever owned about 10 cars in total.
Its not about d money oga.
Some ppl are just 'restless/wanderers' once it come to cars.
The cars might not necessarily be expensive or very modern cars and it gets easier if u live in a place like America where cars are cheap and U don't have to battle with shipping fees or our prohibitive customs duties.
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Opened Someone Else's Car By Mistake? by dokiOloye(m): 9:10am On Jul 04, 2017
HEIR:
Visit winners chapel ota or Abuja, in fact any of those large churches on Sundays with your Toyota corolla. First you would see 20 other cars similar to yours and probably miss out yours to start another one.
exactly,or car parks of big joints in Abuja.
Corolla and baby boy ti take over.Esp when d owner gives d keys to his friend to either pick something from the car or drive out to get something/someone.
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Opened Someone Else's Car By Mistake? by dokiOloye(m): 9:04am On Jul 04, 2017
EgunMogaji:
It's amazing that I've rotated the least of cars through the fleet in my circle of car club associates.

I think I'm underestimating how bad things are in Nigeria.

It's a shame.
lol,even me that is recession hit and started started working 7 yrs ago,I've used 7 cars since then and could've used more if not for d economy.
If U add that to d ones owned by my dad and used by me including several official cars which were freely used by me and mumsy,then it would be up to 25,not including delivery trucks for our family business.
Many Nigerians do not just have that wandering spirit when it comes to cars and d economy too is another thing.Personally,though I use a W204 Mercedes now,I've not stopped eyeing d W202,peugeot 505 V6 and year 2000-2002 toyota 4 runner among a host of others which are relatively very cheap cars but d economy won't let me.
7th generation volkswagen golf and 2010 BMW 7 series de hungry me too,lol
Car TalkRe: Have You Ever Opened Someone Else's Car By Mistake? by dokiOloye(m):
muller101:
advance liar. That's what u are
easy,easy bro.
I know for sure that d older Peugeot 504s and 505s opened everything in each other.Both doors oo,ignition keys and booth.
There was a time in my family we used to have a total of 4 Peugeots,three 504s and one 505, two of d 504s being official cars from my dad's workplace.
Now,apart from one of d 504s which was brand new,PAN,any of the keys could open any other one.
CrimeRe: Illegal Arm Manufacturers Arrested In Delta By Soldiers (Photos) by dokiOloye(m): 9:05pm On Jul 03, 2017
Chaii,see that very unreliable 'one paaa'.
But at all at all shaa.
Christianity EtcRe: Okorocha Tells Priests & Laity In Ahiara Diocese To Obey The Pope’s Directive by dokiOloye(m): 11:46am On Jul 02, 2017
Flye:
I noticed Okorocha is one of the few Igbo men who is above tribal sentiment and emotion among Igbo's, may because he did not grow up in the east because I noticed Igbo that grew up in other parts of Nigeria does not harbour much hate and sentiment like others that grew up in the east.
Put Urself in d place of Igbos who grew up in d east and tell me if U wouldn't reason like them.
Apart from d injustice of no federal presence viz roads etc,police siege and extortion,thinks about this.
There is hardly any 5 years they do not bring back remains of ppl killed in d north in large numbers.When u ask of what happened,it will be flimsy like,a cartoon was drawn in Denmark,Plateau state indigenes are fighting wt hausa ppl in Jos and hausa ppl decided t kill Igbos,Nigeria wants to host Miss World and they will kill Igbos.
Kaduna Christians fight with muslims,d muslims will hunt Igbos within reach and kill.
Buhari lost elections in 2011 and they hunted Igbos and killed.
Put urself in that position bro.
PoliticsRe: Arms Deals: EFCC Seizes Ex-chief Of Army Staff’s N4B Estate by dokiOloye(m): 9:07am On Jul 01, 2017
nextprince:
Some brainless dolts who cannot afford to upset their face-me-I-face-you monthly rentage as a result of many of these mindless stealings will log in with the balance of their free data and start fuming from both sides of their ogogoro filled mouths shouting witchhunting.
What about Buratai's estates?
So,he was director for procurement during d arms funds saga but managed to be d only saint among sinners?
PoliticsRe: Huriwa Faults Shehu’s Claims On Presidential Jet by dokiOloye(m): 8:58am On Jul 01, 2017
SaulRazor:
This is his last tenure for sure
U will be surprised that by 2019, sheikh Buhari will still be incommunicado in London and d same ppl who packaged him and brought him out will do so again and raise d same religious and tribal sentiments again,and viola,Buhari is president again,especially if he contests against a non-muslim.
All it takes is for a senior sheikh in Saudi Arabia to call prominent muslims in d north and southwest for a meeting and lecture them on how they will be doing d work of Allah by re-electing him.
They will then come back and find a suitable narrative to use and deceive d deceivable Christians,and viola,d job is done.
PoliticsRe: Huriwa Faults Shehu’s Claims On Presidential Jet by dokiOloye(m): 8:52am On Jul 01, 2017
DieBuhari:
That is why Nigeria as it is cannot continue. ...
exactly.
Cos every rational Nigerian knew Buhari is a disaster but d illiterate almajiris and d religious fanatics who see him as one of them persisted and voted him in.
Now,if Nigeria divides,his ppl can vote him to rule THEM from d grave if they like.

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