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Justuceleague2:
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Pay online take your slip and ó thier office



No wayo wayo

They will still extort from U in d name of driving school /VIO certificate, etc

Where is d video

Lalasticlala,mynd44,follow d link and read d original circular as posted on the facebook page of d originator of this news and then delete this fake news.
I'm not a fan of Umahi but what d circular said was that civil servants should stop circulating unfavourable news about d govt in social media,it was never an outright ban and I don't even think Facebook was particularly mentioned.

mormonslayer:
Will that make her get a free pass to heaven? I'm catholic but sometimes I believe the church over does it for the rich and famous.

It is not always about d rich.
Depends on ur personal relationship wt those priests.
I am not very rich but I had 11 priests officiating at my wedding simply cos I am a product of d junior seminary,some were classmates,some schoolmates,and even some who didn't pass thru d junior seminary but were my friends.

Fake and sensational headline.
The circular merely admonished them from posting unfavourable info about d govt,not an outright ban from using social media.

Saraki and his senate don fall my hand on this one.
After earning my praise for knacking d illiterate,violent jihadist and his clowns like Magu akpako severally.

97% vs 5% playing out again.

Jerryojozy:
He was in Taraba, now Delta. Is this man really a bridge builder or he is nursing an ambition to rule this country someday? #kanawaDabo

If u need this plot of land wey I occupy, hala me. FTC

Genius J

Same group as Buhari, northern supremacist,only seen where d interest of d muslim northerners are threatened , d ppl who believe d votes of muslim northerners alone is enough to land him d presidency.
If U feel I'm lying,ask Urself why he has never gone anywhere to douse tension between d fulani mass murderers and d middle belt indigenes they want to exterminate?
Why has he never gone to douse tension in southern Kaduna or Benue state.
But if Mallam Yellow abducts,rapes and impregnates Ese Oruru in Bayelsa,U will see Kwankwaso.
If they arrest abokkis for causing havoc in Mile 12 or Ife,U will see Kwankwaso.
I wonder how ppl can't see thru idiots like him that are as transparent as white nylon paper.

menace1:
Call me a bigot oh but if u call me one that's ur fucckin opinion. With the behavior of igbos especially those on nairaland they av succeeded in killing innoson themself. They are always insulting other tribe let them buy innoson themself, I'll rather enjoy my, 4matic nd Toyota than buy that shit. I use to encourage people to patronize innoson before I join nairaland but not anymore

How many of you zombies on Nairaland can afford a good bicycle, talk more of a car?
On Sallah day that ppl were told to upload their sallah pictures, all I could see was hungry looking zombies.

DidiLove1:
You cannot spend as little as N1,000 to wash and tidy up a car you want to sell for N4.5m. Shame.

as cheap as N300 sometimes sef.

saintjoel:
Sir, In a situation like this, I will suggest that the agent is arrested or dealt with in anyway the importer finds appropriate. That's absolute wickedness and I'll not be a party nor defend any agent caught in the act.





Why can't some agents just learn to say the truth atimes,its better to stay days at home to rest peacefully without a job to process, than spend days looking over shoulders because of a shady job that you've done. I've done or two in my teething days and I can't imagine the way my BP rises anytime they called me, I always assumed the vehicles have been caught by customs even when they were calling for other stuff.

So now, I just sleep at home and watch DSTV all day when I don't have jobs, it pays more than having customers searching around for me with assassins and curses

This last paragraph of yours shows U clearly know a sizeable number if not d majority of Ur so called agents colleagues are crooked but U have been denying it all d while.
As per arresting d so called agent when they perform their usual magic,if U arrest them,that same una union will rally round,give d equally corrupt police small money and d guy is out by evening of d same day,I was warned that it would be a waste of resources if I wanted to tow that route when a crooked agent dealt wt me.
As per d society turning someone into a bad person,that is usually an excuse an originally bad person gives.

omooba969:
Kiss my arse.

Chaiii.
See septic spots
So you get AIDS, not even HIV
Sorry ooo,its well,U hear?

bravolad:
There's a lot of connivance between Nigeria Customs Service Officials and agents. Most times, agents pay just a fraction of what they charged the importer or car owner as duty. This amount paid represents what the NCS officials have agreed with agents as being sufficient for the particular year model and another percentage of the money is shared between them.

From a personal experience, the major reason clearing of cars is shrouded in secrecy is the level of kickbacks in the process for which the agents & NCS officials benefit hugely from.

Sometime last year, I sought to know if I could clear my car by myself; the reality is NCS official in collaboration with Agents will frustrate your effort to achieve this.

The question is; why is it difficult for an importer to walk into the NCS formation to obtain the cost of of clearing his/her consignment without the need for a middleman?

I spent a little more than one week in that their Tin Can last year and I can authoritatively tell U that d agents are neck deep into d scam wt d custom officials themselves.An agent somebody recommended for me pocketed a large chunk of d money he charged me to clear my car and then paid for 2007 model,used biro to alter d year to 2009 and when customs placed an alert on d car,he started telling me FG increased duty,bla bla bla.
I took d next available flight to Lagos and went to that Tin Can command wt a customs officer friend and d truth was revealed to us.
I ended up spending another 800k in fines and bribes b4 d car was released to me.
The sad part is that that is what 90% of d so called agents do cos I spent at least 7 working days in that Tin Can and was just observing d so called agents perform all sorts of dishonest acts,would call their clients on d phone and tell them all sorts of lies,some will collude wt d custom agents and underpay,when u get on d road wt Ur car,wetin U see,U take.
And for d guy saying U need 30million bla bla bla to set up DTI abi wetin,do U mean to tell us that every of those hungry looking miscreants wt a 50naira paper ID card on his neck paid 30m??
As I said earlier, d customs officials are enjoying d sleaze too,that's why they cannot liberalise d process so ppl can clear their cars themselves cos if d security men at d customs seat don't know u or u don't have that kpakoo ID card, they won't allow U in,U will only rely on what d crooked agents and their partners in crime tell U.

alcmene:
Who president epp?

Afonjas presidency wasn't able to salvage their situation as they have now resorted to human parts business to make ends meet.

Hausas despite dominating in the presidency is the poorest region in the country .

Laff wan kill me here
Why are U wicked like this?
Remember that d 4th commandment says "Keep the sabbath day holy"

omooba969:
Very funny, so skull mining dey fetch correct money & our biafran brothers neva tap into the ministry?

The point is that your drug biz is more pronounced than your skull mining. Okay, tell us why you guys are into baby factory if not for various reasons such as...abeg finish am.

https://www.google.com.ng/amp/punchng.com/ogun-police-catch-three-men-with-human-skulls/amp

See ur skull mining brothers.
This one na today oo.

omooba969:
But why are you guys so desperate & reckless?

Between a skull miner and drug dealer who is more desperate?
Do U know that certain category of drugs including cannabis are now legal in Netherlands and parts of d US?

Basic123:
you mean like Clifford orji.

Clifford Orji's saga was in 2005 or so and if that is d only human parts saga U can cite against d great Biafrans since then, that means we're doing well.
Unlike d daily harvest of heads going on in Ogun state alone.
Abi I should give U links of this month's skull mining data?

omooba969:
IPOB spotted.

Proud one ooo.
Say no to skull mining,omo onile,agberoism,hydraulic soup,etc

Basic123:
He is only living up to expectation as a biafran.

Better a drug dealer than una ppl wey no gree allow people head remain for their shoulders.
At least,he no force anybody to buy his drugs.

545hp in a 3.5L engine.
Impressive.

TonyeBarcanista:
Whoever thinks PDP is a threat in 2019 is living in delusion.

The PDP and APC are parties with all democratic vices like Godfatherism, Impunity, Corrupt traditions, mal-governance etc, and they are unrepentant about it.

The only threat both parties pose is threat against the Nigeria State.

The funny thing is that some PDP trolls will come online to scream while they are neither known by the party nor have membership card...


APC has been a huge disappointment, PDP is DEAD!!! APDA Means business....


We are Stronger Together

Pen for hire.

NwaNimo1:
Lol.... even that our useless puppet finance minister came from abroad.

Is she a British citizen too?

The current senate president is a Britico-Nigerian like U,so why not.
But on another different level,u gotta prepare well well and gather enuf liver b4 U join.
For example,expect that U might be having a political meeting jejely in Ur house in d village and dem bad guys go show,knack 1 paa(localy made single barrel pistol) for up,then everybody go vamoose faster than d speed of light.Election day,na d same thing,if dem boys find out voting isn't going their way,na to bomboy for up,voters oo,police oo,everybody including U go run,u know d policemen on duty in d polling booths do not carry guns but d bad guys have licence to bear arms that day .
Then expect to be "touched/beaten up once in a while(ask late Bola Ige,they beat him and removed his cap from his head few days b4 his assasination,and he was a sitting AGF ool)na part of d game.
Then U gotta expect to sit on d same table regularly wt hoodlums,miscreants, never-do-wells,etc,cos na them de run things as per political party things for Naija.
Expect character assassination, etc,for eg,some1 fit come swear publicly say him see U for hospital where U come do HIV screen and it was +ve,meanwhile U have never stepped foot into d said hospital.
Dem fit talk say U sleep wt another prominent politician last night,meanwhile,d man dey pilgrimage for faraway Jerusalem that night.
If I remember others,I go come update,e plenty ooo.

This ride has d old format of number plates,meaning it's at least 7yrs old in the z.. ,yet U wanna sell nearly 1.4m.
Make una de fear God even if na small naa.

Osunbade sef follow them de act this movie.
Na them wey be actors go first tire,b4 us wey be viewers.

Okoroawusa:
and they block d road for fayose to hold a conversation n drink water.

Am not against that.But if it was a governor from the ruling party wahala go don burst for here.

Just an observation.

Baba,U no see that trailer negotiating d checkpoint for d 5th picture
Even d red wagon in d 6th picture
Methinks u need u some tabs vitamin A,then include lots of vegetables in Ur diet.

Oshokomoleeeee.
The terror of janjaweeeds.

YourImaginaryBF:
we don't have baby factories in the north.

No greater baby factory in d world than d almajiri system.

[quote author=SmartChoices post=58345625][/quote]This man,how can I help U?

The issue of payment of different amounts on d same car is d what I would've wanted this Alli man to sort out first not useless policies like harrasing car owners for duty evasion and underpayment carried out by some unscrupulous agents in collaboration with the same customs officials.
For a start,he could liberalise d payment procedures,publish d prices online so that importers themselves can have access to what it takes and possibly do some of the processes themselves instead of going thru agents,just like drivers' licence etc are done.
I guess we're still in for a long night in this country.

No room for DIY to get ur car up and running again?
Na must say I go contact electricians/mechanics?