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Na only 4 naija you fit win Aeroplane by loading N200
MTN card!
Very soon Etisalat go say recharge N200 & win a big Ship!
Then Airtel go come follow say, recharge N100 and win Benin republic.
Glo go just kuku say recharge N500 and win Nigeria, bcoz
there colour na green!
Na only Nigeria you go see Fish inside "MEATPIE."
Na only 4 Naija we dey count money after we withdraw am
from ATM machines!
Na only 4 naija PHCN dey say, win a brand new Generator if you pay your electricity bill.
Na only 4 naija people dey horn 4 traffic light make dem quick change from red to
green.
Na only 4 naija pharmacy dey sell coke,recharge card, chin-chin,puff-puff, ogogoro, tom-tom &
beer.
Wetin you no fit see 4 anoda country,
E dey happen 4 here...,
copy from a friend's fb page.

The rate at which marriages/relationships collapse now is assuming a social symbol status in
our society.
Please don't join the mess if u can't
make a difference.
In few years time, people will be
throwing divorce parties and
invite friends and well-wishers to
celebrate their divorce anniversaries;
they will choose aso-ebi, hire a hall and popular musicians. Even a question like "So when are u getting divorced?" will become commonplace.
If u know u can't handle the
weight and pressures of marriage, please remain SINGLE.
If u don't know what marriage is
all about, please remain SINGLE until u do.
If u are getting married because of the things u desire or hope to gain from the other person, or to
satisfy ur fantasies, please remain
SINGLE.
If u know u can't be faithful,
remain SINGLE.
Don't get married out of desperation, because u think u
are getting too old.
Don't just get married because of the pressures from ur families.
They are not the one getting married-you are!
You desire a successful home, but
if ur choice of friends are those whose marriages have collapsed.
It is simple - they'll make u drink
from their poisoned chalice.
Once that happens, ur marriage is in a process of dying a slow death. Be very mindful of where
you go for advices.
NOTE 1;
For the Ladies; if u know you can't be
submissive please don't go into
marriage so you're not turned to
a punching bag!
If u know u can't stand being
corrected, please marry urself.
Don't throw ur spinsterhood garment away if you see respect as a big deal.

NOTE 2;
For the guys, if u know u can't stay
responsible please remain SINGLE until you mature.
There's no way u can abandon the care of ur family at the expense of your
lifestyle.
They are your priority and everything else including u comes
last. You are the teacher, the
guide, the bodyguard, the spiritual leader, the role model - u
are not a deity. So don't expect to be worshipped. You need respect, earn it by being responsible.

NOTE 3;
Enjoy your SINGLE life when it last and STICK to Nairaland.com

na true...when Goodluck is not our president.
1. Do juju
2. Rob bank
3. Be pdp member
4. Crash any of ur family in Plane
5. Marry Dangote or Adenuga
Do u want more?

This is really serious....l kept on replaying this song through out the night.
"HOW LONG" by Lionel Richie.
Love the song so much.

Dont be deceived my friends.
She is screwing someone l know but she's not a lez, very sure.

Can we be friends?
Only if u are FEMALE!

it is not easy as you post it......

IT IS VERY EASY............

THE ONLY WAY AND BEST WAY TO MAKE HER STOP IS.......
Love her …when she sips on your coffee or tea. She only wants to make sure it tastes just right for you.

Love her…when she “pushes” you to pray. She wants to be with you in Jannah (Paradise).

Love her…when she asks you to play with the kids. She did not “make” them on her own.
…
Love her…when she is jealous. Out of all the men she can have, she chose you

Love her…when she has annoying little habits that drives you nuts. You have them too.

Love her…when her cooking is bad. She tries.

Love her…when she looks dishevelled in the morning. She always grooms herself up again.

Love her…when she asks to help with the kids homework. She only wants you to be part of the home.

Love her…when she asks if she looks fat. Your opinion counts, so tell her she’s beautiful.

Love her…when she looks beautiful. She’s yours so appreciate her.

Love her…when she spends hours to get ready. She only wants to look her best for you.

Love her…when she buys you gifts you don’t like. Smile and tell her it’s what you’ve always wanted.

Love her…when she has developed a bad habit. You have many more and with wisdom and politeness you have all the time to help her change. Love her…when she cries for absolutely nothing. Don’t ask, tell her its going to be okay

Love her…when she suffers from PMS. Buy chocolate, rub her feet and back and just chat to her (trust me this works!)

Love her…when whatever you do is not pleasing. It happens and will pass

Love her…when she stains your clothes. You needed a new one anyway

Love her…when she tells you how to drive. She only wants you to be safe.

Love her…when she argues. She only wants to make things right for both

Love her…she is yours. You don’t need any other special reason!!!!



MIND YOU THEY ARE NOT EASY.....I COPIED THIS FROM ANOTHER POST

no serious guy out there for now.....not even here in Nairaland

CeaserB: [size=14pt]I Received A "No Sex Tonight" Message.
Meanwhile Konji Don Hook Guy Man.

I Recovered with a pack of condom and overnight Sex in a hotel with my substitute lover (Call her ashawo if you like) [/size]

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] and that is so cold and funny....

what can i do for you....seriallink? i heared you've been looking for me.

Some people are sendin me "I DONT KNOW" text message while some people are yet flashing me.
Some people are sendin me "I DONT KNOW" text message while some people are yet flashing me.

wissezy: Nonsense!!! U fit buy ur make ups talk more of buying cow. Ans=he needs to wake up 4rm hes stupid dream.

You wait and see my friend.

First I definitely know some who will be checking this will not be male but females are welcome too. Solve this riddle and i will give you a life COW...what did I just said....a Life COW.....iI know you will like to have a COW as one of your house pet....

the riddle:
A man was sleeping in his room and about five(5) minutes later he felt a heavily breeze that blew him away into what is happening in this picture.
the question now is....what will you do if you are in this possition or what would you advice him to do?

Send your answers through sms text to 08034812261 or 08027245356. No duplication please....thanks

The Plane is MINE!!!

Foooooool!
How much were u paid to do this!
Suffering smiles at the indigenes, poverty amd illetracy enlude the state. IF THE ROAD AND THE STATE IS THAT GOOD, WHERE IS THE GOVERNOR SLEEPING EVERY NIGHT AFTER HIS ELECT? ENUGU! Abakaliki ko, Afikpo ni

Pretend u dont WANNA KNW!

Its true the letters are out bit you have to wait for a call from the station NTA Abuja send ur letter too. For thoes that have collected,l congratulate them and for those that are yet to collect l wish them good luck

maxxy:
Is the change of name compulsory? In Nigerian Law, the certficate of marriage is sufficient proof of marriage without more.

sorry to say,dats Naija Law,this is NYSC and dats one of d criteria for redeploy n repost.
Its 4k-5k to put it in news paper.

maxxy:
Any ideas anyone?

Thats not a problem if u have the ORIJINAL and PHOTOCOPIES of these:
MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE
CHANGE OF NAME FROM NIGERIAN DALLIES
LETTER REQUESTIN FOR HER TO COME TO U
HER WEDDING RING(COS WE CHECK ALL THIS BUT SHE CAN ONLY COME BACK AFTER THREE WEEKS TO SEARVE ANYWHERE SHE WANTS)
DAT WIL DO.

To all my friends and love ones, l get this song
playing for you.
I love you all.
Happy valentine!
Threw some chords together
The combination D-E-F
Is who I am, is what I do
And I was gonna lay it down for you
Try to focus my attention
But I feel so A-D-D
I need some help, some inspiration
(But it's not coming easily)
Whoah oh,
Trying to find the magic
Trying to write a classic
Don't you know, don't you know, don't you
know?
Waste-bin full of paper
Clever rhymes, see you later
These words are my own
From my heart flow
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you,
There's no other way
Whoah, oh, oh, oh, Whoah, oh.
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
That's all I got to say,
Can't think of a better way,

sorry milla, lookin at the byte, its more than 200mb and of 5,000 picts and clip acts. I wud rather send it by cd for u. If u dont mind, l will be in lagos this week maybe l could send it to u anyhow you wan and pleased.

Am crying writing this post and l expected whoever reading or commenting on this not to cry but to comment with true facts.
A friend of mine (female) just got burnt by her husband who she married a month ago.
Its so painful and l cant find any words or statement to compare what am feeling right now.
What could make a Man burn his wife, what can?
May her soul peace in peace.
Goodby Naomi.
NB: more details and pictures will be posted later.

who is available? Wanna give it a try.

on d may,

Checking al da vibes, l think u r gud n am might want to contribute to ur creativity.
I have abt 10,000 studio n motion pictures wit clip arts u might need to enhance ur creativity.
If u don't mind l cud send them all to u. Weldone

CNP NETWORK.
STOP BEEN SUPICIOUS!
A wife knew her husband was
sleeping with their maid,so she
laid a trap to catch and disgrace him.
She sent the maid to the village
for weekend and didn't tell her
husband.
That night they went to bed. The husband woke up and
gave his old story,
''Excuse me dear,i want to watch
TV in the parlor'' he went to the
parlor first. Shortly, the wife
sneaked into the maid's room.
Stripped herself
naked, switched of the light and laid on the bed.
She heard him come in silently &
wasted no time with words & he started making love with her
since she was
Unclad.
When he finished, the wife said to
him
''God has exposed you today, you didn't
expect me on this bed, did you?''
She then switched on the
light but ''No Madam!!!''said the gateman, am sorry i no know sey na you.

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Marriage is the union of two different surnames, in friendship and in love, in order to continue the posterity of the former sages, and to furnish those who shall preside at the sacrifices to heaven and earth, at those in the ancestral temple, and at those at the altars to the spirits of the land and grain. ”

People marry for many reasons,
including one or more of the
following:
Legal,
Social,
Libidinal,
Emotional,
Economic,
Spiritual,
and for Religious reason.
If u are to b married or about to b married,
what wud u marry for?

If ur reason is not stated here, u can state it and there is room for comments, questions and advice. Its a learning post.

Thankin u in advance

Fine girl,
l wudnt advice ur drop out, alot are lookin for that chances u gat but there is something u cud do.
First see a councelor, pray and sit down (if u like, u can stand) think about what u knw u can do and u can do it at the best. Go for it, learn it, you dont have to leave school or drop out for that. Lemme knw whats on ur mind maybe l could help.