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Jokes Etc / Re: The "rumour Has It" Game by dokkyelele(f): 8:20am On Nov 21, 2011
Rumor has it dat all what d media are sayin abt Gov T. Orji and his son is true and those dat r sayin it on air plus those dat r postin it on Nairaland are not crazy because they know what they r doing.
Celebrities / Re: Stephanie Okereke Receiving Her Award (photo) by dokkyelele(f): 4:48pm On Nov 16, 2011
Anytin way una wan yan make una yan well. Na free Nairaland dey give space. Actually i dont knw what and why Mr. President gave her d award but l cud remember she has stood up many times for her Country Nigeria outside the State. She was with with the First Lady of America a longtime ago in a forum. She was and still trying to change the mentality of Nollyhood our Film industry. She Produce an International movie,brought New York Film Academy to Nigeria for free. What else can l say again oooo. Yes, she had an accident that nearly took her life. Am not sure if is fatal but she we met in Abuja when l went for a program and most of her body is burnt. God really still need her and still bless her with beauty and little fame + dis award. So what r we talkin abt sef
Politics / Re: Which Country Would You Have Chosen To Be Born? by dokkyelele(f): 10:25am On Nov 16, 2011
l wud love to b born in Mushin as a Country altho dats where l was bron as an Area of Lagos in Nigeria but prefare it as Country. Nigeria till Jesus come.
Romance / Re: Rich Girlfriend Or Poor Girlfriend? by dokkyelele(f): 9:42pm On Nov 12, 2011
i wud prefare a poor girl that has a mind and mentality of a rich girl.
Romance / Re: Toast A Girl/boy In 10 Words. by dokkyelele(f): 9:37pm On Nov 12, 2011
1. Baby
2. I
3. Love
4. you
5. I
6. Like
7. you
8. talk
9. your
10. own
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin smiley wink
Events / Re: Wonders Shall Never End by dokkyelele(f): 1:15pm On Oct 30, 2011
This is still supprisin me. Na real lkan n be. If there are chances l will need to help that guy. There are many mental retarted people(l wont call them mad) that are one or the way go insane deu to one, two or more reasons. They are human and the Govertment, our Government need to help them. Some of them might be healed and be very good to the society.
Events / Wonders Shall Never End by dokkyelele(f): 1:00pm On Oct 30, 2011
This is so starnge but its true. I was going with my brother from Umuohia, Abia State to Owerri Airport to travel to Lagos. We are very late and we had to took one of the state car to bypass and over ride road blocks. Actually we did, but on getting to the roundabout between Abia and Imo, our car just stopped working, totally switched off. We tried all we cold do but no advance. As we are looking for a way out because we are late already. A mad man very dirty, smelling and looks untired came for help. My brother didnt wasted no time in shewin him away but he (the mad man) insitead he can help us. People around there call him 'CHOP ALONE' and they told us not to worry cause he's a mad man. i dont really know what entered this guy and he went to our car start showin us somethings and telling me and my brother what we need to do. We decided to give a try and belived me it worked. A man surposedlly to be MAD save the day. We are now at the airport now and we good to go. As any kind of this situation happen to anyone before
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (3 - 1) On Saturday 15th October 2011 by dokkyelele(f): 6:20pm On Oct 15, 2011
goallllllll, oh sesi ti goal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (3 - 1) On Saturday 15th October 2011 by dokkyelele(f): 6:04pm On Oct 15, 2011
this is, is, yes, yes, goooooooooal, nice one, cool team work,
Romance / Re: I'm SS (Victim Of Sickle-Cell Disease): Who Will Marry Me? by dokkyelele(f): 2:39pm On Oct 15, 2011
@ poster, are u male or female? Answer the question and then we r talkin.
Romance / Re: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by dokkyelele(f): 10:52am On Oct 15, 2011
Seriously l had one b4 wen l was in school she is not totally alby but ocular. I did love her so much and she dosent see herself as alby but she is shy, always shy when people look at her in public places, l always tell her not worry but she puff along d way feelin my family might not want her and mayb l was just pityin datin her type. I love her really, really, really, most expeciall for her type of skin and person. There4 l can date, even marry any of em. If u have any which is single, l wudnt mind to b a friend.
Romance / Re: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by dokkyelele(f): 10:50am On Oct 15, 2011
Seriously l had one b4 wen l was in school she is not totally alby but ocular. I did love her so much and she dosent see herself as alby but she is shy, always shy when people look at her in public places, l always tell her not worry but she puff along d way feelin my family might not want her and mayb l was just pityin datin her type. I love her really, really, really, most expeciall for her type of skin and person. There4 l can date, even marry any of em. If u have any which is single, l wudnt mind to b a friend.
Nairaland / General / Re: 3 Zimbabwean Ladies Arrested For Desecrating 124 Men In 11 Days by dokkyelele(f): 10:28am On Oct 15, 2011
emmmm, l know life is comin to this end. Plz guyz, u sud always pray b4 and after sleepin with someone, anyone that have breast.
Phones / Re: IOS 5/IOS 6/IOS 7 Update: Warning To All IPhone/IPad Users! by dokkyelele(f): 2:37pm On Oct 10, 2011
with all dis am hearing. I tink am gonna leave mine alone like that. Its factory unlock and l download games and applications dat has cost me money. Dont wan to lose em. I will wait for the to but iphone 4s since l can transfer my application to it as said in their advert.
Romance / Re: Whats The Best Way To Dump A Guy? by dokkyelele(f): 2:23pm On Oct 10, 2011
@poster. l have a book '125 ways to quit a relationship' and its very good but u have to tell me ur age and the reason you are quitin d guy. (dont lie o)
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Caught Red Handed: Peeing On The Street (Pic) by dokkyelele(f): 9:26pm On Oct 09, 2011
and then,
Romance / Re: Which Condom Is The Best? Married Only! by dokkyelele(f): 2:08am On Oct 09, 2011
what is intimacy? What is c.o.m.d.o.m? U re dullin, downlad '2go', 'Black Berious Messanger' or subcribe to d new Glow bonanza. I bet u, u wil not even remember u have a wife. Talkless u want to have intimacy with her. Its pinpinpin pressin all day.
TV/Movies / Re: Your Best Movie Soundtrack(s)foreign/local by dokkyelele(f): 1:00am On Oct 08, 2011
Am a Movie Producer,if l start mention my sound tracks the list is endless but the ones l cant do without listening to are
The Book of Love by Peter Gabriel
Movie: Shall We Dance?
'Reflection' performed for Disney Mulan by Lea Salonga
The Original English version was performed by Christina Aguilera BUT the Latin Version of Christina Auilera 'Mi Reflejo' is superb l bet u will LOVE.
Politics / Re: Make A Wish For Nigeria On Her 51st Independence Anniversary Here by dokkyelele(f): 12:55pm On Oct 07, 2011
dokkyelele:

l wish we should all stop wishing.

HA! it worked, l wish everybody should stop wishing. If l had knw l would have wish for our BAD LEADERS TO DIE. Too late, or can l still wish?
Romance / Re: Put My Pic On Ur Fb Or Break Up: by dokkyelele(f): 12:43pm On Oct 07, 2011
Walawalawala, l beg e don do.
Leave facebook and face ur book.
If u want to sxxxx a girl a week u met her put her picture in ur profile,screen saver and use her name as ur password. Na one time format l used when l was in school. Dey all fall for it sharp sharp, not really all of em 97percent. Let me know when u finaly break-up with her. I like mumu girls like that.
Jokes Etc / Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by dokkyelele(f): 12:14pm On Oct 07, 2011
oladayo042:

How much is the authorised and paid-up capital of SBN? How are you going to respond to non-performing loans?

I dont really knw d authorize n paid-up capital but the way we respond to non-performing loans is by FIRE, LiGHTING and THUNDER.
Do u still want to get a loan Oladayo?
Phones / Re: MTN-Branded Opera Mini: How To Download by dokkyelele(f): 11:56am On Oct 07, 2011
Manty:

No text message can not rebot, crash or switchoff your phone. But it can only lock it. For d second question yes its possible, u can read message on your phone without openin it with d help of message reader or sms preview mobile software, but it only works on symbian phones
moderatorr:

yes , connect it to your system, then open the texts using nokia pc suit or whatever pc suit. Its your system reading it, not your phone!

THANKS SO MUCH
WELL AGREE WITH U BUT WAS SUPPRISED WHEN I SAW THE TEXT REBOOTIN,CRASHING AND SWITCHING OF SOURCE CODE IN A PHONE HACKEING SITE AND I TRIED IT COMPOSING IT AND SENT IT TO MY OTHER PHONE(ONLY THE REBOOTING FIRST) AND IT WORKED. I WANT TO KNOW HOW AND WHY WILL THAT HAPPEN
ABOUT D READING MESSAGE U R RIGHT(IF IT WILL STILL INDICATED MESSAGE UNREAD) BUT IT DOES WORK ON NORMAL PHONES NOW. AS UNREAD.
Phones / Nigerian New Research For Phones by dokkyelele(f): 10:22pm On Oct 06, 2011
Is it possible for a text message to REBOOT, CRASH or SWITCH OFF UR PHONE?

And its there anyway u can read a text message without opening it.

Please l would like to know. Anybody with ideas or experience.
Phones / Re: MTN-Branded Opera Mini: How To Download by dokkyelele(f): 10:12pm On Oct 06, 2011
Mine too is free, on 0:00k account. Hope no future deduction sha.
But Please l need explanation on this issue b4 opening a thread for it.
'Is it possible for a text message to REBOT, CRASH or SWITCH OFF UR PHONE?

And its there anyway u can read a text message without opening it.

Please l would like to knw. Anybody with ideas or experience.
Phones / Re: Which Phone Sells More Presently Nokia Or Black Berry? by dokkyelele(f): 9:41pm On Oct 06, 2011
First: Nokia Phone
Second: China phone/Palasa
Third: Fairly used or China Black Berry
Fourth: Black Berry
Jokes Etc / Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by dokkyelele(f): 8:29pm On Oct 06, 2011
LMFAO! Nigeria is funny place to the Bible confirmed it too.
Check Mark Chapter 12:47-48 and also the book of Revelation Chapter 32 and 38.
Life is really funny.
When Heaven is boring God always tell the Angels to tune the viewing screen to Nigeria.
Computers / Re: Steve Jobs Is Dead by dokkyelele(f): 7:30am On Oct 06, 2011
Eyaaaas. When is the entombment ceremony taking place. He changed the world he lives in, made Apple more than a fruit. Oh maker of my phone is gone.
iRIP Steve
Romance / Re: Put My Pic On Ur Fb Or Break Up: by dokkyelele(f): 6:45pm On Oct 05, 2011
Anoda Facebook Wahala.
And by the way a frnd of mine told her facebook girlfrnd dat he does no have money,cars,houses or superdupa smart phones like his friend Olabisi to give her but love,care & understandin & dat he'l loves her so much.
Then she huged my friend & wisper to him dat 'if truly u love me,please introduce me to ur ur frnd Olabisi'

U had better leave FaceBook and Face ur Book.
Romance / Re: Put My Pic On Ur Fb Or Break Up: by dokkyelele(f): 6:16pm On Oct 05, 2011
WHERE ARE U COMING FROM?
U R COMING FROM FACEBOOK!
CANT HELP MYSELF LAUGHING. LMFO x 1000.
@ poster
lts easy for a girl having someone else's picture in her facebook profile and still guys wil want to hop her. But if u'r a guy and u put a female picture in ur profile pics. Girls,good girls and good things wil started away from you(only if u are not married or abt to).
To say the fact. She wants to tie you down while she will be having extra affairs, l wud have suggested otherwise but the breaking treat is a reason to knw where is is going.
And ur really to someone saying their are many guys out there. That reply is cool.
Put it if u want and if u dont tell her u have lost ur password and if she is not careful you will lose her too. lolz
Romance / Re: What's Your Definition Of Being Single?( A Single Person) by dokkyelele(f): 4:54pm On Oct 04, 2011
Being single is not only not married. It means u dont have a wife or husband. U r not legally boned with anybody. U can have plenty girls,even engaged or have children and still b single. That's why divorce is created for anybody married but now single. Hope l make sense, Now I have many girl friends, many fiancee, also engaged and in courtship. If u r gonna ask me if am single. I will tell u technically NO but YES l am.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Would You Miss If You Were To Leave Nigeria? by dokkyelele(f): 3:51pm On Oct 04, 2011
I WILL MISS FREEDOM, dat was what am expecting.

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