₦airaland Forum

tsephanyah:
Who is he? 95% of Nigerians don't know who he is. Irrelevant people making noise for the papers, so that they can print and stay relevant. The national leadership of the APC will not explain why the party will not implement the report of its committee on restructuring... Because you, the newspaper and does who read it av zero political advantage to the party. If you want something to keep body and soul together, just ask the relevant people because of your services to the nation they will help.

I'm very surprised you don't know who Colonel Togun is. Maybe you be of of the indomie generation kids, abi I lie?

petitejolie:
China, Australia,Iran, Turkey seems to be on the list of countries God wants to deal with. Abeg God make naija no follow. Let us just be managing the one at hand now

See you o. God is already dealing with Nigeria through Bubu.

Abi which kain wahala pass the type wey Bubu government land we country for inside?

These aren't best times for China at all. God help them.

Black Mamba.... Bro, you've really got to thank God for your life.

Danielomisco:
dollarboy just ignore,I find it very irritating, people are trying to share what they come across and others are insulting n displaying immaturity. Goodevening great ppl

OK, thanks bro.

Olami83:
But your next door neighbour is a senior officer na... Yeye

Bros I posted what I saw and you called me yeye?
That my neighbor is a senior officer means I should get all information as regards the recruitment ba?

For ur mind, Na all senior officers go agree to divulge information, abi?

For ur information, not all senior officers are even privy to get vital info as regards this recruitment.

Please I hate when people just insult others for reasons as ordinary as this. I am easily put off by insults and I hate it when people are Fast to insult others, on this ground, I won't retaliate your insult. Good evening my brother.

*DISCLAIMER!!!*

A circular/memo signed by Cmdt S.M TUNGA, Commandant Admin of *Zone E* for Zonal Commander affirming the date of screening of applicants for recruitment on 2nd March, 2020 is *MISLEADING*

2. *There's no directive from NHQ to that effect.*

3. All state Commandants especially that of Zone E are directed to *disregard* the circular.

4. The NHQ will communicate through appropriate means official date of the screening.

5. Pls be guided.

_CC Admin_

Mimijenipha:
Gud morning, pls b informed that d screening excercise scheduled from Monday next week is postponed . You will later b intimated, don't fret.

I got this text from my source who earlier assured me screening is on monday

I knew it will come to this. Now the postponement cannot be unconnected to the entrance of COVID-19 into Nigeria.

Uzosaint:
Just optimistic mails starts coming in anytime soon(After all the man with the virus has been quarantined and isolated)

OK bro. May God help us.

If it was Bubu who visited China, then he'll be the carrier of COVID-19 into Nigeria. There would be none bold enough to quarantine him. Naija, we hail thee.

Uzosaint:
Please sir are you speaking of monday2nd march or the upper one)if so why are the mails not yet in, Thanks.

According to the circular,yes. But based on the entry of COVID-19 into Nigeria after the circular was released, I don't think NSCDC would wanna go on with this screening anytime soon. If they would, by now, we'd be getting messages.

It's real. My next door neighbor is an AC and he has brought his younger brother to stay with him because of the recruitment.

My only fear now is, the COVID19 might make them postpone the recruitment exercise.

douglasposh:
I really doubt if they will continue with this screening considering this outbreak of Corona virus. I'm sure they wouldn't.

Exactly my thought. That circular went on on 26th of February, The Italian man was seen and tasted positive to COVID19 on 27th. So you see, they may have to postpone the screening till the corona virus thing is cleared.

She left me when I was unemployed. And the next month, I got a job with a very good pay as a beginner.

.... And whoever it is (including me) that is the first to get invite should alert us here so we can celebrate with him/her.

Uspic:
Do u think it would be ideal to bring thousands of people together all in the name of recruitment especially since we don't know the status and extent of damage caused by virus? Please, let them hold on till further notice please

Its best they do it now. I hate that sentence 'till further notice.'

Choi! My only concern now is what excuse do I give them in my office? This date is damn too close!

Ozen:
Is anyone hearing anything about Monday?

Did anyone hear anything about Monday?

Has anyone heard anything about Monday?

Who is hearing something about Monday?

Who has heard anything about Monday?

I heard an unconfirmed "thing" about Monday.

Someone else should say what they heard about Monday, so that we can know what is rumour and what is authentic

Yes ooo..... Screening begins Monday next week.

This Thread no dey shack me again...

[quote author=HarunaWest post=87020876][/quote]Oh just shut tha furk up! You mothafurka!! You can't stand me. I'll Furk the entirity of your existence up.

Thought I warned you against bringing your filthy, messed up mouth my way. Almajiri like you, Shege banza kowai.

HarunaWest:
Of all things I wrote there, where was it written that am jobless?...Problem with you guys in that you are dumb and you don't know it..Na una type go see person dey entire fire and una go dey encourage am..For the umpteenth time NSCDC have said they dont have a guarantors form buh many dumbass be finding wetin no lost. Becoming prey to scammers. Nevertheless take your thrash elsewhere.

Look at this slowpoke! Can't you make a point without insult? Must you insult people. If you bring your filthy, abusive stinky mouth my way, I'll knock off your brown teeth.

You scum! Now, go Bleep yourself!

HarunaWest:
Are you so dumb not to have read what was written previously?

Hey! Take it easy on this guy Mr "Know it all."
He's not the reason you're jobless. Why use all these harsh words on your fellow human?

I've read all the insults you hurled at him and trust me, you no try at all. Despite the fact that he even glorified you with the word "sir,"
you nonetheless went on with your unnecessary insults. Haba mana, Na so you take dey vex na im you never get Job since?

Please, guy don't give us the impression that you're frustrated and even if you are truly as frustrated as you've cheaply shown through your needless rantings, no be that guy Cause am. Take your anger secure yourself a job instead of wasting it on a gentleman.


PS: Nobody has the monopoly of harsh words. We just wanna be gentlemen. Peace out!

So I interviewed a very senior NSCDC officer today on when we should be expecting the list. He just said all is set and that I should be prepared for it.

RoyalFORTUNE:
Please I have a serious problem....
I can't remember the screening state I chose during the application...
Because I have been going from one state to another since graduation.

Someone please help

No wahala bro. You'll be informed in the mail you get when shortlisted. We're in same shoes but me no fear at all.

Citytrend:
Please recruit them into the Aso Rock Security outfit. By the way they said the guys have changed.

Let's strengthen Aso Rock Security with their experience.

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how much do you create a website?

kizsis:
Bros na only you finish from the school? look for some one that finished from there get his cert scan and do the needful. stop stressing your self . Na so we write project for school after the suffering I saw most of the projects in the school dustbin. I begin to wonder why suffer people for irrelevant things . do what u can and leave the rest to God

Sir, this is All shades of wrong. How do you expect him to know his examination and registration number?

How do you even expect him to meet his primary mate? Even if he does, how do you even expect his old time classmate to give him their certificate for fogery?

Emily22:
Bone ke.....dere is always a shortcut

Good for you. I mean if Bubu himself doesn't have a certificate and is today our president, I wonder what the average Nigerian wouldn't do to break even. God help us.

Emily22:
My problem is primary school leaving certificate, the school ain't existing anymore...

Chai, and I hate forging

so whatchu gondu?
Bone the job?

NSCDC 2019 recruitment, brace yourselves guys. It's about to go down ����

Good day my dear brothers and sisters in the Lord. Complements of the season to you all.
I have been following this thread for over 2yrs now and I must confess I hv learnt a lot from it. It is so explicit when it comes to demystifying the secrets of the powerless and craftiness of the wicked one and how to rightly gain victory over their gimmicks

Through this thread, I have come to know how helplessly powerless and toothless the devil and his agents are. I have also learnt that they thrive in deceit and tricks to gain access into the lives of people.

Thanks to Bro Charles, Anas09 and other gifted hands whom God has used to bless us in this thread. I pray God Almighty renew his virtues in your lives in Jesus' name, amen.

Brethren, I rarely post on this thread but sometime ago, I did post here. My last post was on a dream I had sometime ago. I begged that someone help me interprete that dream but nobody did. Maybe everyone was very busy. But that was about 6 or 9 months ago now. So That's bygone.


Brethren, two days ago I had a dream. In it I was in a bathroom about to take a bath. I had just pulled off my shirt and about pulling off my shorts to start when I noticed that my mom was angry. She was outside the kitchen and was probably cooking or doing dishes when she started shouting at me. Her anger was fierce. What she was saying, I don't even understand but I just know. All I knew was that she sounded like I offended her.


I was just in the bathroom, quietly pulling off my clothes when all of a sudden, she badged into the bathroom, got hold of my bathing bucket and threw all the water away in anger. I was helpless and couldn't do a thing to her. How could I lay a hand on my own mom?


The next thing I new in the dream again was that u was at a tap, about to get some water again so I could go take my bath. I got the water and saw that I needed to place something on my head first before I place the bucket on my head to ease the weight and pain the bucket would inflict on my head.

The only thing I could find around the tap was pepper, Precisely Atarodo. Some passersby asked me to use it fast but I declined. Then I saw some leaves that I used instead.


Then I woke up. Please Brethren, I need someone to help me interprete this. I really want to understand what this dream means. I anticipate your response.


Thanks and God bless us all in Jesus' name, amen.

TheGreenLand:
Good one.
This new government are here to stay for many more years.
We will get there.

Dude is extremely buffonic. Buharists are the most shit brain humans walking the earth.
pathetic irritating people. may God help my dear country.

Buharists how market? Make I just no talk first.

Oh My Gosh! God Help Nigeria My Country!