Thank you

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Rikidony: If this true then Its high time i give up on this country

You are right

Pls,post it to religion section,religious gurus will answer you

8 An entire soccer team dies after
being struck by a lighting during a
match
During a game between Bena Tshadi and
visitors Basanga in the Democratic
Republic of the Congo, all 11 members of a
football team were killed by a bolt of
lightning which left the other team unhurt.
Thirty other people received burns at the
match. The two sides were drawing 1-1 in
the match in eastern Kasai Province when
the lightning struck the visiting team. The
athletes from the home team curiously
came out of the catastrophe unscathed.
( Source) This is so weird

tallfish145: For a united Nigeria, Jonathan should as a matter of national interest, go home come 2015 and enjoy his legitimate / looted wealth he never expected as a man without shoes . This will help save Nigeria from further destruction of lives and properties . "Boko haram took us unaware"- says Jonathan . This implies Nigerians could be destroyed one day without Jonathan knowing. Current happenings and comments from Mr president, just as the one quoted above, show that Nigerians can't enjoy the desirable security, peace and unity, under the leadership of Jonathan. I have been saying it and want to repeat, that #‎Nigeria‬ is too big and complex for Jonathan to handle. Sentiments apart .

Thanks,that is the bitter truth,he should not even think of contesting

ibietela2:

Is it your father that sent the soldiers already there?

what's the result?

Very very dangerous

It may sound funny or strange but its the true,not only in nairaland but Facebook as well,I know three people that Reuben Abati pays

Onlinebizexpert: did obama go to osama's house to capture him?

did george bush go to the cave where sadaam husseini was captured?

did the president of sudan capture the nyanya bomblast mastermind himself?

if the answer to the above QUESTIONS is NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


then anybody saying GEJ should enter sambisa is simply an uneducated, sentimental bigot who is more interested in the game of charcter assasination than in the interest of NIGERIA as a country.


NONSENSE........if e vex u 2015 sell your papa land, property,wife and children and contest for the presidential post


NOTE am not in PDP or APC

President Bush and Obama gave orders and the job was done,president Jonathan should do likewise.

So amazing,thank you very kindly

LarrySun: Life's unanswered questions...

Great questions to ponder over (great conversation starters!)

1. What's the difference between a novel and a book?

2. How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

3. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

4. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

5. If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

6. Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

7. If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in
heaven?(don't start a war over that, its just a joke!)

8. If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

9. Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way
we normally are?

10. If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

11. Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness'?

12. If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

13. When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

14. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

15. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?

16. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

17. Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?

18. If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

19. Why are red buttons always the most important?

20. Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?

21. How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the
moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up?

22. Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

23. Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?

24. Can you slam a revolving door?

25. Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

26. What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

27. Can you read a picture book?

28. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

29. Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?

30. If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

31. If you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

32. What shape is the sky?

33. If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead? (again, don't start a war over that)

34. Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on
peanut butter jars. Are people dumb enough not to realize it themselves?

35. If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

36. If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

37. Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?

38. Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?

39. Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

40. Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?

41. If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot doesn't blow out everywhere?

42. Isn't it weird that if you rearrange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?

43. How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher
voice than you talk?

44. How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?

45. You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why
bother doing that if you don't care?

47. Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?

48. Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?

49. Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?

50. Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?

51. If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your
stomach?

52. Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

53. Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?

54. Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?

55. Why can't liquor freeze?

56. Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?

57. How old does something have to be to become an antique?

58. Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

59. Do babies produce more spit than adults?

60. If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

61. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

62. If you died with braces on would they take them off?

63. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

64. Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

65. If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?

66. If someone tells you not to be your self, who should you be?

67. Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

68. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

69. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

70. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

71. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

72. Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

73. Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

74. Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

75. Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?

76. Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

77. Why is a pair of underwear one item?

78. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

79. Why do women wear evening gowns to go out at night? Shouldn't they be
wearing night gowns?

80. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

81. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

82. Olive oil is made out of olives, and peanut oil is made out of peanuts. What is baby oil made out of?!

83. If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?

84. If someone leads but no one follows... are they just out for a walk?

85. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

86. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

87. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

88. Why is there only one word for "thesaurus"?

89. Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

90. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do orientals throw hamburgers?

91. Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? They should be called togetherments.

92. Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?

93. Why is the alphabet in that order?

94. If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is
expanding, what is it expanding into?

95. If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

96. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

97. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

98. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

99. Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosylabic"?

100. Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

101. Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?

102. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

103. If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

104. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

105. Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

106. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

107. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

108. Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

109. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

110. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

111. Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?

112. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

113. If the funeral procession is at night, do people drive with their lights off?

114. If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

115. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

116. If the police arrest a mime-artist, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

117. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

118. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

119. Is there another word for synonym?

120. Why do people of a particular tribe in Nigeria work hard making money from January to December only to squander everything on Christmas Day?

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Nice write up

rusep: Was he the Prime Minister? He was just the Premier of Northern Region. Please be Informed so that you will not be deform. After all must every body like Ibos.

he was the godfather to the prime minister

Ï thought the ministry lands and town planning authorities are suppose to tackle problem of illegal structures and not ministry of environment

I haven't notice that but there Christian channels in dstv

PAT4HOT: A complete waste of time

must u comment negatively@op thanks for the write up

0key: what's the basis for impeachment? This is another ploy by these selfish politicians to distract our President from performing his duty

Well, their scheme is going to boomerang at them.

which duties has he been performing?

Hahahahahahahahahahahah

Hahahahahaha. Lol. Funny but sadly true.

I am disappointed

This Nigeria sha, why is it the period that she's under scrutiny over the inflated purchase of amoured cars that somthing like this has to happen.

Its almost as if its a ploy to justify the purchase of the vehicles.

Not buying it. Yes it is

Mine is not working ,since yesterday during Nigeria match.

I don't get it,army doing job of a police officers.Why?

Afrocatalyst: Goat. Is this what you waste your time researching on the internet? We attract what we are,I tink you're a failed person.

[color=#000099][/color]Shrup up,if you don't have anything to say keep quiete

Benin is now turning to something else,the home of assassination and kidnapin,I dread the city now.

How?

peleson:
Because you have a better railway system now under Gej,
U have 13 new FG universities under Gej under 2yrs.
Because u v better federal road networks across the country.
Because you v improvement in power investment and power generation.
Because South Africa is scared about Nigeria economy boom.
Because its evident that improvement in agriculture is yielding results.
Because ur lecturers are the 12th highest paid in the whole world n the 2 highest paid in africa n will be the highest paid if they get through the strike by increased allowance with same redundant output.
That u v better airports and inland ports.
That all the economic pointers and indices are showing green up.
During obj regime, we hear and see them buy nigeria properties into there pockets, bells university, north america university, ota farm, intel, transcorp, ajeoikuta steel, petrochemical, etc. Korokoro for ur eyes n yet u r calling someone who u n no1 v heard abt his investment or looted funds. Odes!
Gej is most holy of all.

I don't think you are living in Nigeria or you have watch too much NTA news.

Let see

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