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rophynol? I think sag na refnol dem dey call am oh

Buffalowings3:
This country has gone to the dogs. If a five star general can go missing Who am I?

Me taking cover....

na you give am five star? say what you know

a whole major general? it's impossible for him to be missing

this one na yahoo prophet oh...dem no go hold am now..if another incident of shooting start for church now..dem go dey blame our Fulani brothers

bb

maxlev1:
Hahahhaha no its not spiritual. D fact that u experienced this with every girl u have sex with makes it look strange to me. Just follow d instruction on my previous post, then come and thank me later.

thanks bro..I definitely wil

my biggest crush

maxlev1:
Seriously ur situation is quite strange to me because u pointed out that d size of ur manhood should accommodate most girls. I think d problem is ur method of having sex. It could that u go too hardcore on those girls during sex instead of going at a slower but steady pace. One thing abt sex is that u have to observe the body of ur partner and know what works for her. If ur prick is bigger than her vee, u need to penetrate at a slow but steady pace. Size n method of sex among diff partners varies, so u need to be very observant during ur first time of sexing a girl . Let me stop here. Awaiting ur reply

thanks bro..I really appreciate...I'll try this..BTW,,this one you're saying it's strange...I hope you're not thinking it's spiritual sha?

maxlev1:
Seriously ur situation is quite strange to me because u pointed out that d size of ur manhood should accommodate most girls. I think d problem is ur method of having sex. It could that u go too hardcore on those girls during sex instead of going at a slower but steady pace. One thing abt sex is that u have to observe the body of ur partner and know what works for her. If ur prick is bigger than her vee, u need to penetrate at a slow but steady pace. Size n method of sex among diff partners varies, so u need to be very observant during ur first time of sexing a girl . Let me stop here. Awaiting ur reply

thanks bro..I really appreciate...I'll try this..BTW,,this one you're saying it's strange...I hope you're not thinking it's spiritual sha?

maxlev1:
Ur case is kinda strange based on d fact that all d ladies u had sex with experienced pains and u also said ur cassava isn't that big. First of all I hope all these ladies u had sex with aren't Under 19yrs because girls introduced to sex early tend to be very tight and another point is if they aren't comfortable around u, there is no way she won't feel pains. I can suggest a solution if I understand where ur problem lies.

under 19...ehrmm..no..slightly above 19...I don't understand the "comfortable around me" please expatiate...cos they love me dearly that's why they wanna satisfy me with the s*x not that they enjoy it which makes me feel bad

Danchibez:
U should b happy that ur father survive d jungle, wot of those that died in d jungle?

I'm grateful bro...buh these people high handedness just taya me

respect is reciprocal.. make him respect himself first

Fantasy228:
Please share your thoughts and experiences using Spanish Gold Fly. Does it really work? Thanks

Lol...I can't categorically say sha..tried it once(we both agreed to it she doesn't ever get aroused)...and it didn't work..she was still same... I don't know if I used it with too much water buh it didn't sha work..maybe next time I'll try with just a lesser quantity of water

Johnchase56:
I have a girlfriend of about 9 months. She was a virgin when I met her and I was the one who dis-virgin her..but since I have been having sexual intercourse with her neither of us have ever enjoyed the sex because she also complains of pain whenever I penetrate her ...

I have given her head countless times to make her very wet and even used baby lotion for easy entrance but still the same...she complains my d**k is too big and she's scared..I don't want to cheat on her by getting good sex outside..I want to work it out with her

Any remedy

see as hypocrites full NL...only one person has come up with a reasonable answer...well na the same boat carry us bro....I've never enjoyed s*x...any girl I get down with always complain of pain..the thing go just discourage me... it's not that my kini is even too big( at least to me)...though they say it's big buh compared to others I've seen it isn't... the thing just taya me sef....there's nothing have not done...pre-intimacy, romance et all..still same pain ish...

hmmm

just for 8 years? my papa wey serve una 35years for army how much una dey pay am?

Nigeria don dey try small small

na so una dey talk..after una go pack una people full there..yeye

Just2endowed2:
Pls share ur experience so that we will know this hot spot they operate from

Lol..true..happened to bae around obalende in april...they collected her phone..thank God sha

striking resemblance.. so all him family go join army abi? and BTW,,...see as people dey wish am luck because his brother was a good man...abeg whatever you do in this life, please be good..it will pave way for anybody associated with you...reminds me of my dad

everything about this country na F9

you just dey know? even the music current heavy weights know this since 2013...he's just too good

rickyrex:
Common mess way buhari mess.. Una dey shout earthquake

lmao

nothing we no go see for this regime

two of them tried but I'll pick my Sanchez and BTW,, isn't kiki a pastor's daughter? I was expecting the cloth for comparison to be a native or suit.. this one surprise me

still searching for the curves.. if you are too..gather here let's look for it together

nonsense... you guys should stop talking about this nonsense boy

what is the difference between house of rep and senator?

predatorX:
Bro you just brought back old memories.

It all happens during examination period. I remember reading Electric field theory for three days stretch with sleep deprivation.

On D-day i was super-saturated, supposedly with solutions to every manner of questions the examiner could fathom, and ready to start yelling "extra-sheet", "extra-sheet". The sitting position in our exam halls were always in two's. One person at both extremes of the bench, in pairs of Odd and Even numbers. Therefore since my matric number ended in 120, i always expected 118 to be directly infront of me. And 118(a lady) was unlike me who did things in a rush. She was always very meticulous and always played by the rules. Firstly, she writes her Name & Mat Number before opening the questions booklet and always makes it a duty upon herself to remind me to do same every time we were about to submit our answer scripts. So she was like a guardian angel to me.

I was always fond of attempting questions first then writing my name and mat number last due to over-confidence, and on D-day, the over-confidence level was not different. Unfortunately, the invigilator came up with a nuclear option in terms of seating arrangement. Unlike the previous arrangement where we enter in a single file and position ourselves systematically, He was just swinging people with the fling of his hand like he was orchestrating in an opera theatre. I just wanted to download my "cramming" onto the answer booklet and heave a sigh of relief so badly that i didn't realize that my '118' had disappeared from my 12 o'clock.

After numerous yells of "extra-sheet", i was satisfied with the thickness of my answer booklet. Then, i stood up to submit thirty minutes earlier.
As i left the exam hall to wait for my other "olodo" course-mates, my "118" came out twenty-five minutes after. Upon sighting me, the first words on her lips were "se o ko matric number re? - did you write your matric number?". Believe me i felt terror, cold, nausea, vertigo, light-headed, confused everything all at once. See me who finished first started rushing back to the exam hall when everybody was filing out with different expressions faces.

Now it was the turn of the invigilator. I tried explaining to him that it was a mistake but he insisted that he gave everyone five minutes to write down their details before the commencement of the exam. I didn't know when i started crying because the man was one Saddistic Teblik Alfa whose trouser never ever met his ankles. I cried because i imagined an automatic extra year despite all my extra-sheets. I begged this man for two whole hours but nothing(some people think they are god).

All scripts were usually taken to the Dean's office after the examination for collation before redistributing to the examiner and i knew this was my only chance. The Secretary to the dean was very familiar so i just explained everything to her and "settled" her small change. She gave me 15 minutes to enter the vault to search for my script which was very dangerous because she could lose her job and i could get rusticated. Omo as i entered, it was as if i was in a post-office with tonnes of bound papers. Time was not my friend this time because i was counting every second of the 15 minute in my brain while poring through the sea of answer papers.

To cut it short, i found my year and department and to my dismay, i found my script with my name and Mat No. written boldly. At first, i thought an angel must have done that but having looked closely again, i confirmed my handwriting.

I finished a 3-hour paper which started by 1pm in two and half hours but all my travails ended around 7pm. #MINDGAMES

Lol...this one don do me oh..I was contemplating whether I wrote my matric no after submission..it wasn't funny at all

11doubledee:
"Thier" instead of "Their" Guys please help me check,i still no sure whether I correct.

Lol..I can perfectly relate to this

Andrez123:
I wrote 'thier' instead of 'their' then canceled it a few moments later, the funny thing was that I had to think about it for a lil bit.

Lol..this one dey do me wella..especially when typing on phone..thank God for spell checker

Lol..mine was "was" and "their " ...I tried tried and tried..e no come