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I love the new interface @ Voguepay
But what happened to buy now/direct link /generating payment links , I cant see that option anywhere
Please improve on your integration options for developers ,especially for mobile apps , not that it doesnt work , but its not flexible enough when integrating into mobile apps .

Hello

Good morning I can get it done for you
I am a programmer

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bolinjkezzy:
Don't give up

I definitely would not . I hope OP doesn't give up too

Hmm,na small thing na
1.Don't ask him for anything again


2.Go back to your parents house for the time being

3.Ignore what anybody says about you,its just words learn to suck it up

4.While you are with your parents ,look for a job

5.Also learn skills that would bring in money

6.Pay more attention to your children

7.No matter what ,tell God all your problems.

amazinghope:
I want you to rewrite every text on the site. I don't want to have duplicate, and also I want to sound appealing, warm, and great expert in what I do. Hope that makes sense.
Do you know your way around WP?
All i want is to get it rewriten to more appealing content

Good morning , I can get it done for you,you can send me a WhatsApp message 08124021849

Take it easy on your self ma'am
The fact that you are alive today shows there is a possibility of breakthrough .

I perfectly understand how you feel,and I am not just saying that to make you feel better. I actually understand how you feel.

I lost my uncle to colon cancer not too long ago ,I know you might want to say it can't be like loosing your mom. Trust me Its the most excruciating feeling I have ever had,because I grew up with him and he was practically my dad.I was down for months,but I remembered that he was gone and there was nothing I could do about it,so I used his death as motivation reference all the time "nothing would ever bring me down ,because nothing can be worse than loosing someone you love forever". So from that day I felt invincible, you should too,because you can survive anything ,we are more than conquerors through Christ Jesus .

You talk about poverty ?,I have been through hell,fire and brimstone,My family and I have been tossed from one family's house to another we practically lived with family and friends all our lives all the while my sisters and I grew up. Because there was no money to get accommodation,the whole issue took us as far as Kano in 2001 to live with a relative,where we almost all got burnt alive by some hoodlums there-a story for another day. There are times we have gone without food for days,yes for days .

My dad tried a lot while we were growing up to make things better for us ,but now I don't even understand him anymore ,now its like he has practically dumped his family,but I still love him anyway. Mom is depressed constantly from the whole saga.

My sisters have not being in school for over 2 years now , one of them is supposed to write waec this year.

Dad managed to get an apartment(a room and parlour) some years ago ,but debts have accumulated ,the landlord is threatening already .

But I didn't let any of all these things weigh me down ,ooo did I forget to add that last year the doctor told me I had Kidney Stones ?,I am just 23 ,I don't drink, I dont smoke ,In fact I am the most cool headed person you would probably ever met (not bragging). I live a very low key life ,and eat healthy as much as possible .

Now,with all these happening,I have felt like I should just die ,sleep one day and just be at peace,there are days even as a man I would cry my eyes out as a result of frustration,but I look at my sisters ,my mum each day and use that as my driving force.They need me !,it would be selfish of me to just go like that .It would be selfish of me to give up.Think about your brothers ! .

I am a freelancer (a programmer),so I hustle as hard as I can to make everybody at least eat even if that's all I can do presently .Even though its not sufficient enough.

The bottom line is no matter how much you try ,no matter how rich you are life is not perfect ,there would always be a problem.Those rich people you mentioned up there have a lot of hidden problems you know nothing about .

The major aim is not giving up ,I am using my self as an example now,and these are things I have gone through and still going through.Your family needs you,your brothers need you.Don't give up !.Jesus has not given up on you. Gold is not appreciated until it has passes through fire and comes out shinning ,you,me and so many other people reading this are passing through fire and we would come out shinning soon.

It would help if you have a skill.

Even though the accommodation issue is still a threat and I don't even know how to help them out of it ,I have not lacked any basic need since ,because I made up my mind not to give up,I made up my mind to have faith that everything would be alright ,even though it looks like it wouldn't .Most importantly I tell God my problems always even though it feels like he isn't listening sometimes.I tell my self there would always be a way ,even though It looks like I am trapped in a box. And i dont stop being better than i was yesterday in every aspect.That's my secret to lasting this long. I hope this helps and encourages you,you would be victorious ,I promise !, don't give up ! .

If you would like me to give a one on one counselling ,I would be more than happy to do so ,my WhatsApp number is also in my signature.


I am a bit uncomfortable releasing all this privacy online about myself, but it's a sacrifice I took with Joy ,knowing it would make you and everyone going through something similar know you are not alone and you are bigger than any problem that comes your way

Things a mother can do just to see her kid happy

cool
Yes Naija is not a good place to live in right now .
Our presido needs to retire .
But the truth is you have got to stop giving excuses for all your predicaments .
Buhari is not the cause of all your problems , some times you are your own problem
Think ! Innovate ! Find a way !
Stay hungry ! Stay Foolish !

is this not supposed to be covert

Where was he seen last
What time
Who was he with
What was he wearing

I pray he is found safe and sound in Jesus name .Amen

thesicilian:
Seun never still reach common one billion naira?

E go don pass na , but I like his style you would hardly know anything about him.He is one of the tech people I look up to in many aspects , especially the issue privacy and secrecy

While contraceptives available today certainly have limitations, there are far more options available to women than there are to men. Now, a possible solution to this shortage of male birth control options has emerged from a rather unexpected source: a heart-stopping poison daubed on arrows as far back as the 3rd century BC by hunters and warriors in Eastern Africa.

Let that sink in a minute while we take a tour of what’s currently on the market.

Birth control methods can be separated into two broad categories: hormonal and non-hormonal. Methods like the pill tinker with hormones to prevent pregnancy. While these methods usually work pretty well, they can cause a host of side effects: everything from weight gain to an increased risk of developing blood clots. Yes, your birth control can kill you.

On the other hand, non-hormonal options, such as condoms or the diaphragm, don’t come with those scary side effects. They are, however, not always convenient, or available, and how well they work largely depends on whether or not they’re being used consistently — and correctly.

The options for women may not be overwhelmingly great, but they have more of them. There are currently just two contraceptive options for men: condoms or a vasectomy. That could be soon to change, though, because there are a few hormonal options in development — one of which has reached clinical trials.

It’s not the one with the poison arrows, however.

That potential option is the brainchild of a team of researchers at the University of Minnesota. The team has been researching a non-hormonal alternative that would work by making it more difficult for sperm to move or swim. After all, sperm can’t fertilize an egg unless they can get to it.

How are they obstructing the sperm’s mission, you ask? A toxic substance found in African plants known as ouabain. Believe it or not, many mammals actually produce the substance naturally (albeit in very low qualities) and scientists think it plays a role in regulating blood pressure. In fact, doctors sometimes give the substance in very small doses to patients who have heart arrhythmias.

Ouabain works well as a poison because it interferes with protein subunits in the heart that transport ions. Your heart beats because of electrical impulses — and if you recall your high school chemistry class, it’s those electrically-charged ions that tell your heart when to contract. Messing with those ions, then, is a cardiac disaster in the making.

What does this heart-stopping poison have to do with sperm, then? The researchers also found that ouabain can interrupt the work of another subunit — transporter subunit α4 — which is only found in one place: mature sperm cells.

The challenge for the team over the last ten years of their research was to find a way to use a derivative of ouabain that would only hone in on those sperm cells, sparing the heart in the process. The other consideration was permanency: what the team figured out was that since ouabain only effects mature sperm cells when its used to inhibit their movement, the effect shouldn’t last forever. In fact, it should be completely reversible because any new sperm cells that are produced once treatment has been stopped should develop normally.

So far, they’ve tested their idea in the lab using rats and found that the derivative they created did make it harder for sperm to move and didn’t have a toxic effect on the heart. The hope now is that this research will lay the necessary groundwork for developing the ouabain derivative into a safe and effective form of male birth control. And, since it doesn’t affect hormones, it may be an option free from the unpleasant side effects often experienced with many current options.

The team will now be moving into the next phase of research: proving that using a 2,000-year-old poison to make it harder for sperm to swim upstream is actually effective at preventing pregnancy. While using an ancient poison to slow-mo the little swimmers is cool, if it turns out they can still lumber their way to an egg and fertilize it, then touting it as a birth control method might be a tad premature.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6x2KVNuJkc

I noticed this too
But it works sometimes
Have you resolved your voguepay issue ?

gbengs247:
How do i check the Php versions? If they are not same? what can i do to correct it?

Via your cpanel

The men sef fine pass all the women combined

If he has not always being like this its easy to resolve , if he has always being like this then that one na another matter .
I said in a previous post, that the advantage side chicks and side guys always have over ones partner is "filling in the blanks" , so find the blanks and fill them, he would stay put .
God bless you and your marriage .

Fela40:
Oya programmers, come and masturbate all over the post. . Nice and inspirational story tho. Lalasticalal come and see snake

We dey here , before you come sef

BiafranBushBoy:
All it takes is to follow your dreams with passion, and the sky will be your limit starting point

You can see more information on the blog.

Source: http://topwritersden.com/how-learning-programming-me-me-rich/

lalasticlala... if this doesn't motivate you, what will?

Corrected , nice one .
Programming makes you a demi god , you can create anything .You just have to think !

nwabobo:
I didn't see anywhere the Innoson/GTB crisis was turned to Igbo vs Yoruba by the Igbo. The campaign to close accounts with GTB wasn't a call to close accounts with Yoruba banks. Some who closed accounts with GTB moved their accounts to Stanbic, Skye, First bank and some other largely Yoruba banks.

It was Igbo vs GTB and not Igbo vs Yoruba.

Either way it doesnt make sense , they were into business and they had a disagreement .
So it should be treated that way -business, without bringing tribal sentiments into it

OneCorner:
So I was going to Ife today and saw a billboard along the road where Oluwo of Iwo was urging Nigerians to patronize made in Nigeria with his newly purchased ivm Jeep and I was like... dafuck is wrong with igbos?
A little business deal went wrong and immediately, our Jewish brothers switched it to Yoruba man attacking Igbo man cuz a Yoruba man doesn't like an Igbo man
Amarabae quickly called her dad to go and close his bank with gtb because gtb is owned by Yoruba and she perceive gtb was attacking Innoson because he's Igbo... So many other Igbos did the same too.

Now the question is, why do Igbos always believe everything is about being Igbo?
If they say, ban suya, the average Igbo man will interprete it as someone not wanting them to eat suya.
if they say, 3rd mainland will be closed today for repairs, an average Igbo man will say they purposely did it so Igbos will not pass not thinking it's a public road where everyone pass.

Igbos, is it selfishness or what?

Calm down na
Na superiority complex dey worry most of them .
They fail to remember that being good/bad,nice/wicked,excellent/mediocre has to do with a persons character and attitude to life and not where they are from .
I have seen shitty Igbo people just as I have seen nice and straight headed ones
I have seen shitty Yoruba people just as I have seen nice and straight headed ones

The earlier we start seeing each human as an individual without bringing in tribal or religious sentiments the better for us .
In other word if someone is shitty, they are shitty because they choose to be and their tribe has got nothing to do with it , after all there are right thinking individuals in that same tribe

God help us , its one of the major problems we have as a country -Tribal sentiments


Here we go :

Iheomabuchi:
Because igbo's are the best.

After reading all what OP put up there , I am like
Op no vex o, I dey follow you play na

Wawu and her teeth still complete
Twale !

Chat me up on whatsapp , my number is in my sig

Finally , some positive news .
God bless you and your wife

Those two people up there sha
The message below is for all Nigerians, its time to take our future in our hands .Bless you all

richol:
knowledge is power. I have been empowered

I am glad you learnt something

kalufelix:
Insightful...13 Is Really An Unlucky Number

In Nigeria its number 6 joor , just add two more 6 and you have finished the person

She would be fine in Jesus name