₦airaland Forum

itoski:
them try esp man city....dem just fall my German machines

Lol!! Aw would u pick Germany over England? Go and support bayern please!

susskid:
Raegge blues REMIX!!!
After the Matches face a Boo,,, (the Blues,the Blues)
make u do as u do (the Blues the Blues)
Enjoy the Matches Chelsea Boo (the blues the Blues)
even the Blues get a Boo,(the boo, the boo)
Share the Points,share the Goals (the blues,the blues)
everybody wana win (the blue,the blues)
as far as IVANOVIC dey Play! (dey play,dey Play)
wingers Pop Champagne ooo ,
ah haa, ahaa
Verse 1..
Bobo see Naismith wey dem dey Boo..
( dey Boo,, dey Boo)
em don turn Amokachi d Bull
(the bull .the bull)...
See Mourinho for floor like swimming pool, (the pool, the
pool)
They no be Tiger, back to the blues, the blues.
Everton, na dia master ehh! If they Bleep up eh! If
Bournamouth jam them, omo they go spell dia name.
yesu!

Lol

Would have bin berra if posted ydai!!



On a second tot..its neva 2 late!

Keribaby, harinholar, goldenone et oda b15 damsels aw market go 2dai na


Trust you pulled through yet anoda day?

Baba elmisti aw fa? Dis one wey u don dey find power bank u don dey get set for camp?

walks confidently into thread with torch light and koboko!!!!







Aparently manchester is the pride of england!!!!!!!



How the match?


Cc
Donpsymon
Haywire1
Itoski
Et all

susskid:
Good morning guys......who wanna sell weed need to catch up 2day...yaagaa

Wetin be ur weed verification code?? (WVC)

iamauxin:
Any clue on how to know one's stream?

Throw 2 eggs for cement ground!
If the two Break na stream 2
if na 1 break u be stream 1












***this Peruvian weed dey make brain ooo***

DonPsymon:
*puffs jamaican into ya face*












Goal!



*notices nobody celebrates.... I be bale *


Woreva

Lol!!
Aw u dey na?? hope u geared up for 2nyt?

Good morning e-fam!!



Aw all of una dey







**Puffs Slovakian weed**

elmisti:
Sorry bro, u own nada!

I IDP hin dey na......how person wey neva register own land

DonPsymon:
Arsenal fit play Europa by february o

Fit or will play

mobi18:
bia come,wen i take tell u say i holy? nobody holy pass jare,,u cn only use d word home breaker if i actually lobbied buh i was sitting jejely wen elmisti mde his announcement.......

Lol..... if pesin wey steal meat for fridge no dey own up na...

mobi18:
having ur back ehn,after e yaff castigate me finish

Who aff castigate u ooo
Told u dah u are covered na!...

itoski:
intact no be emirates we go play DT match we wan carry una go Highbury stadium

If una like go wembly una go still chop am

itoski:
dem make DT Wenger loose focus just like a danfu driver seeing a massive ukwu crossing d oda side of d road and hitting ur car bumper

Ahn ahn nao!!!


Na still sunday we go jam ooo.......e still far ooo!

itoski:
abeg add 3 etra put cos na longtin I dey wit dem for beta for worse

That's the spirit man!!!

itoski:
na cos of man u dats why...if nt

Awwww oooo



I can't remember van Gaal singing **u can put d blame on united**

itoski:
if Wenger na babe by now e for dne turn my triple ex

Lol!!!!! Take heart man!

DonPsymon:
Chelsea and Arsenal fans


Make una take hot tea and sleep eh?


Such is life.

Broda!!!

I dey teh you!!!

Polystyrene1:
Chelsea nko,You no hail dem

My -1 pipu!!!............Dem perform as expected ni!!!........i hail Unao oooooo!!

Polystyrene1:
Bro,na Xcozee go organize the party nah since a PDP thing...
Infact,I wan go to TRIBUNAL sef..Na how many votes Dem get wey Dem.no fit announce
Haywire1,lets leave Dem for God to judge

Abi ooo

Xcozee be looking like saraki in black suit!!

haywire1:
NO AFTER PARTY, NA BOTTLE BREAKING DEY

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Lol no lele!!!



I just quick look news see as our du'mb senators dey get emotionally driven.

And make person call saraki tell am to forget that vote of confidence crap and step the Bleep down b4 ovation finish.


Arsenal fans I hail ooo

Strolls in!!!!!



Owk dem don do mago mago for haywire1 oooo!!

Xcozee chop all b15 awards....na hin get thread **pdp things**

Keribaby chop most endowed!!......make I look daht her killer bod again b4 I congratulate her.....


Elmisti pady mi congrats.....na so dem give king of d left ur award ooo....

Aare2050 et allsmyles congrats

Harinholar shawty to make sense congrats! Oya shakiti bobo!

Ayima congrats....

Deracathy hilsocial babatawa congrats

Gazaliah oga mi!!! The c.ronaldo of the thread congrats!!



Finally!!!
**Removes rayban to actually take a look at dat fine bod**
***puts on raban***

Congrats to keribaby may ur bod cause commotion in camp!!!




Elmisti abeg make u share Cubana weed for dem winners dem!!!


Wherez the after party at??

ademasta:
This life sha... Som pple go jez dey form don online...online o! E no pas online o... It takes a hard mind(as in, man full of O.T) to talk where men(teamlean) are talking. Ademasta(master p. in sch) jez dey watch sha... I still dey hail ma goons; elmisti, u stil dey do weed biznes, cos here iz kinda cold...blood-eyed men will soon enter! Tk4life oya tell me somtin, no telmi say joyce21 don begin dey pay u visit for ya crib, same noni... Donasere, we stil ganpor like chew gum. Harinholar mi, only you noni... Keribaby, do not try that sh1t as said earlier. Mobi18, me and u neva finish awa talk..aspa how d tin hapn gan gan btw u and elmisti(weed seller for dat mata)...ok! E don tey wey i see blessedgurl, she don travel ni? Where is Aare2050, irunmole oko allsmyles? Faithluv5, hop u are takin care of whodohgeepee... Debeejay, oga mi! Iykebest, biga u i always pray... Haywire1, dou u dey always beef me buh, omo mi naa shi nie... Mi sha ni pa e danu. O shi wulo... I go fit use u as political tool come 2019. Zeeenas, hajia wey dey speak about 7languages, tuale to kogites o. To all of una wey dey go serve for enugu, akwaibom, lagos and abuja...d DG just changed his mind and said una go do una camping for malaysia(yahoo boys be like, nibi ni ma kusi, as in, only camping? Make i die for here self, e pay me). Olami90, ori e wambe... Mistabiola...oya now, how has been work. Sammy2310, name wey dey scare iphones***name sey dey like nokia3310*** xcozee, i greet u sir... Hilsocial, my oga at the top. Gazaliah, the chief imam of the thread... Babatawa...na oga nla be that. 2el, 2hell with ur enemies. Shawwal1, my fellow abusite...*abusites are naturally ahead of you, yea that's the slogan*. DonPsymon, i go soon miss u with honey dey drink... Kbs468, i always dey loyal.
To the ghost readers, that's how we roll inside 7up bottle! Wen gist no dey, we create gist... We fight, we quarel, we nak, we settle... Na so e be... And to all i couldn't mention, ayam very very sorry. May God keep us all alive, amen!

I sight u my nicca!!

doublezero7:
Brother, don't straff or attempt to straff in camp! If u're caught, u're not only out of service, soldiers would finish you!

In my camp, alcohol, cigarette (and weed) was banned being a shariah part of Kano! But sharp boys still found a way around that (don't ask me why)! Except 1 mumu boy who celebrated his birthday and displayed the whole ish on the table...heard he slept in the guard room for 2 days and later sent home!

E sure me say all this southern states go dey do TYT wella

haywire1:
D dude dey deceive himself. Deeper life sef dey watch

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Lol!!!!


Leave am make pant dey wear am!

haywire1:
How u knw say ur gf no dey waste data watching it online

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Falls of banana tree


You don cray finish ooo

KeriBaby:
Lol used 2go when I was in SS1
If u didnt use it then twas simply cuz u couldn't afford it(a good phone)

Punchline!

goldenone:
Lolzzzzz issokay o we don hear! All the same its important to be a Praying Mother

We dint say don't pray......we said turn up for ur man at any goddamn time!!!!.....


if u go dey form pray warrior for ur hubby e go shock u wen all doze 18+ secretaries begin give ur hobby bj for office and all u will keep seeing on his d1ck is lipstick and teeth marks

tonyx4x44:

we no be football team... no girl whe i don date talk say she want less that 4 kids...


whe me dey reason 2 or less

No worry make dem drop no.1 na she go dey clear u say she no want more ooo

goldenone:
Hmmm tnx sweery mountain of fire prayer ya niyen make thunder fire any woman wey wan break my home!!!

Lol. Nigerian ladies n prayer mountain!! Dey go pray mountain to stop things which u are meant to stop by being the best s1ut ur hubby wants in the room and the exact classy trophy wife wen outside.

KeriBaby:
You too know

Na u carry am for head pass oo!!!.....jez calm down and relax a bit!!....d odds will play out in ur favor