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whodohgeepee:
kikikikiki and u re d mother of d hamaphrodyte! U go blame two of us na! Ur chromosome no too tite!

Nawa. Ooooo!!

Mobi18 dah one deep oooo!!!

Ur chromosome no too tite as u fine reach like diz

whodohgeepee:
kikikikikikiki, abeg donasere nd jatau! Answer ds abeg! When cat sleep, rat go bite him tail, wetin d rat dey find? Mobi18 ah wud get u ur size cos ah no go like make u faint! Service na 28 o!

Na die d rat dey be dat na!!......
Wait ur size go faint am?? #jezasking

mobi18:
lol,mst babes dnt need separate mirror,its usually enclosed in d powder..lol

Choi.....so una get Luck be dat?....make dem seize dah one join joor

haywire1:
Donasere and jatau7 I zoom una frm afar

#

Boss!

mobi18:
u dis e war fueler,u don start,,d guy na my padi oo,i jes wan enter am small,mk i comot

Lol!!

ademasta:
we go dey use car windscreen

Abi oooo....no time!

mobi18:
wich type? d big one or d small oen or ur own? i wulda even preferd ur own,buh na finger batt size. e no go reach me

Arh!!!

Finger batt size ke?

Warrisdat!

mobi18:
im ere jare,u know say na wen cat go inside,na dat time rat go comot dey flex muscle.. no mind d wanna be famous by force whoodegoopee wey dey claim fans..na hu dash am fans? e jes dey find my attention.. oya whoowhoo,u garrit,wat do u want? be fast,u av jes 5 mins

***bet y***

ademasta:
She nogo catchme... I sharp! But as them say we no fit carry any sharp object enta camp... Mirror nko? Abi we nogo see our faces for mirror for a whole 3weeks? I taya o

I no kno ooo!!!

Dem fit no gree oooo!!

Make dem no gree sef!... make we see aw som babes make up go be like!

mobi18:
e go beta naw if to say i be dier marketer.. work doesnt gimme time to move about,so i jes surf nd buy dere,wateva i like

Owk na!!!

U go sooon turn part time marketer

mobi18:
na u naw,,so because u no sabi play ur game,wey u don born a dozen of hamaphrodyte,na im mk u dey jealous person wey born 2 boiz,be happy for succesful people so it cn get to u too

It's showtime!!!

mobi18:
its a spy shade..usually comes in diff colours,,buh dts d blue 1.. gat d pink.. dere must be an inscription dts saiz spy+ 1 on it... very lovely check jumia and konga..

You sure say u no be marketer for jumia n konga!?

ademasta:
She weak o... I crush her, the 2men come tear her...smiles

Badt guy p!!!



Make she no catch u oooo

jatau7:
lolz....notin dey happen bros ..we gallant

I too blive ur government!

ademasta:
Boy or girl, when na me play d game? See na 2 men i born! I won harinholar...

Choi she go don weak ooo!!

2men ke??

Nawa for u ooo!

jatau7:
baba as u see me so just leave me like dis ohhh.....oh boii....if I start to dey yarn u my matter e no go finish

Lol!!!!

Abeg oooo!!

whodohgeepee:
no mind mobi18 Jare! Na one of ma fans wey don dey write open letter give me buh ah no reply ni! *FINISH MOBI18 EPISODE1*

Choi!!!!!



Mobi where at thou?? I never experrred dis

whodohgeepee:
dose ones no kukuma be bobos agen na!

Lool

All doze geeky Boiz we dey take life seriously! Like say life na do or die affair!

jatau7:
amen ohhhhhh.....pple like dem hilsocial,keribaby?, haywire1 and uniqueness01....dem go dey front dey cover us

Ahh......haywire1 na our person ooooo......Hin go dey find place wey hin go dey give babez. Touch ur toes ooo! Hin no send lectures oo

jatau7:
hahahahahhha.....I die b dat....kai..me n front na enemy we b....even follow lecturer argue self on d last day of my exam....I dey back ohhh d guy come say make I go front. ....for wia I no agree ohhhhh....no b small tin dat day....

Lol

Ur matter no be here ooooo!!!!

mobi18:
call nah,mk dem tear u finish remain ur leg,,,where u con waka go? arinka jabata

Ahn ahn

Hin don offend u n ur pipu ni?

ifeanyija:
But I have dept, faculty, library and faculty exco ID card.

U go fear ID's oooo..
Na only u go school Oooo

mobi18:
lol,buh if dem catch us,na u i go use as my escape route,na oyo be dat oo

Wetin dey do u na?
Dem no fit catch us na!
Ndlea dey catch student for igbins
No dey reason dah way oo

ademasta:
She just born pikin, so she dey maternal leave

Choi. Congrats!!

Na boi or na geh?

whodohgeepee:
front ke! Ah dislike am ehn! Na gurls like dat kind thing! Notice me Dem! Ah knw some of Dem for ds thread who dey do am! *not calling names*

Lwkmd!!!


Wen we reach camp u go see say no be only gehz dey do dat thing!

jatau7:
na dem sabi ...me na for back I go dey kak my tin....#team back benchers#

Lol!!

***kneels and pray(may serious people be plenty in camp so dey wii cover for us unserious ones). Amen**

whodohgeepee:
Abeg una dey disturb me wiv all dese una imaginary camp life talks jawe! *hisses* *runs outta thread*

Lol!!!


Jatau7 na one of d pipu wey dey alwaiz dey front b dis!

jatau7:
I no joonze ohhh...ur own na play. ..maimi na wia dem born me...u don forget say I be barrack boi.....I don arrange money wia as we dey reach camp..I dey yo deposit am for dem....na to just come dey chill anytime

Choi!!


Make I adjust my plans follow ur footstep!

mobi18:
i go folo u dey d bck,dey even dey drink origin join sef... life no dey too serious nah

Correct babe

My partner in crime!.....e good make person get lawyer wey b better criminal for side ooo.

jatau7:
I dey tell u bros.....u go see how some pple go dey fight to go sit down for front

Fyt ke!! Wen dem no dey share money!!

Even back in school I dey purposely late for lecture so I go dey back chilling

ademasta:
Greetings to my paddy... I hail

Pady mi!!


Aw ur side na?? Wia harinholar dey?

Uniqueness01:
Lol...no let corper snap you photo as you dey sleep o

Y!! Wen no be say hin wan collect autograph.

Babe forget ooo
If I enter position e go be like say na me. Serious pass for d lecture oo