₦airaland Forum

ene4real1:

Him presently dey on deliverance ney?

elmisti:
I kukuma tried my best ooo, buh @ the end of the day, am a bizness man......u know as he dey go na

I sabi na!!!!.......the show must go on!!!!

elmisti:
No worry, d person go soon confess hinslf....I no want collect that trouble award wey dem wan force on me......so I dey maintain low key

Kikikikikikikikiki

U like or u no like na u go still collect am!!

elmisti:
Fall in.....we dey continue the birthday of all dis september chidren 2dai s nod one dey mark her own....so PCMs don gather money for me to always throw party for them.....but come wit cutlass and enuf protection ooo, cuz that bharkarh nd omitooguns dey plan to scatter EL DOLA

Ahn ahn!!!......

Your nicca is alwaiz strapped na!!

elmisti:
I am staying away from controversies.....I am staying from controversies........I won't talk, I swear I won't mention any1......rarara.....*covers my eyes and mouth....I won't talk*........but I know the ansa.....shey I should share my knowledge......mbanu...dis is God @ work, he want me to talk......devil say I should not talk......guy dis question is tempting!.......*run ouuta thread b4 u spoil my rehabilitation

Whisper d name gimmi.....make I confirm!!....no let dem hia oo

ene4real1:
Lot off buzzz I tel u

Me sef see am!!!



Sha take one step at a time!!!.....



Elmisti no dey do verification again......

elmisti:
Bro am telling u, I jst look those negative awards nd I pity myslf....but me nd dolafunmi must bag the couples award

Oya na.....would campaign for you nao. Na u sure pass


I dey come chill out for el dola soon oo!!....

ene4real1:
Werin d sup nw.... Dis micheal faraday....

U can cal me d "Resident president"Werin d sup nw.... Dis micheal faraday....

U can cal me d "Resident president"Werin d sup nw.... Dis micheal faraday....

U can cal me d "Resident president"

Whaaaat did dis one smoke

elmisti:
I tell you, no be small payment na.....infact d guy dey continue d work for hell.....Devil na hin apprentice

Lwkmd4h


Dah baba na badt guy na.... u don forget all dose Hin isé wey Hin do dah yr??




Which award u wan collect sef aside comptroller general of weed and oda vices??

elmisti:
No mind am.......whose hand he thinks say he wan cut.....wen 1545 okibe dey my body

I trust you padi mi!!!


Dat baba sure gan oooo!

mistabiola:
****Ayaf cut his left hand with my Cutlass*****
*****It's not intentional tho******

Haaaa!!

Dah one strong ooo

Elmisti.... I find it hard to blive! U are a man of noble xter na!!

muhyideenabdul:
on time which represents 'BY' and this is more applicable to use by the Whites, but if you say in time, it must be 'AT' the proper time, should not less or exceed.

Pipu wey go do English teasssha plenty for hia ooo....


Nysc snitch dey take note ooo

mistabiola:
******Enimy, I mean to say elmisti ******

Elmisti ke!!!


Na my padi be dat na!!
Supplier toh sure..... hope say Hin no harm u ooo

mistabiola:
****Bro******
*****Ayaf misd you******
*****Nice having you back******

Thanks man!!

Who dey follow u do anyaw for my absence? Make we sharply set am strai8!!

mistabiola:
Up Man Utd

Glory glory man united!!!!


Ademasta padi mi shey o wa......E don tey small oo!! Awz ur complex construction coming?
Harinholar....i trust you've bin taking care of ur e-boo doe it seems u dey do aside wit oda pipu sha
Mistabiola aw you dey na?.....and awz aminat508
Elmisti baba u never build el dola hotel phase two ni?
Dossylvanus africaz silverback twale
Donpsymon aw have u bin man?....hope u saw our game
Walpsprig padi mi omo united Whatz poppin
Haywire1 hope uve not gone off d deep end
Gazaliah and hilsocial good work keeping the home front!!


So na award dey everybody mind nao??.... owk oooo....

Make una remember give ghostmode award too ooo....

***laces Brazilian para with chechnyan weed***

mistabiola:

Bad guy!!....


Aw fa na!

Rides back!!!....




Choi!!!!




Jez 1 week and over 100pages to go through



Wow!!!!


I dey watch ball!

Harinholar:
...I tout as much...

ademasta:
Wait, ur bicycle get plate number?

Before!!

Harinholar:
..I tink donasere went 2 borrow moni wey e go use buy land 4 pp 2k no blame d guyz....#hustlingtinz#

U no like borrowers ticket?

ademasta:
Abeg where is Donasere o... Gbogbo eyin ara adugbo e bami wa paddy mi o! Donasere where hath thou?
Harinholar, did donasere tell you he was going for sabatica?

****rides bicycle back to thread***



Padi mi toh sure!! Aw fa na...


I sojourn go one land wey far away..... gonna be back soon



***rides bicycle away**

Paulpaulpaul:
Choi Choi Choi, pais da lorrr.... Halaluyah!
Make una help me thank God o, baba Gode just sama my life with joyful joy in a joyous manner. I lost hope cos my school refused to correct the error on my name but as I type, the handwriting of that black, ugly, liar - loser Satan had been erased finally.
Ha! God I thank you ooooooooooohhhhhhhh.

The problem now is, where will I serve? I've not been thinking about it. A born, buttered and bread Yoruba boy, who schooled in Hausa land. I have visited
Kwara, Niger, Kebbi, Lagos, FCT, Oyo. Advise me pls....... On my way to the cafe ooo

Cc
Donasere
Xcozee
Hilsocial
Haywire1
Babatawa
2el
Shawwal1

Ogun akwa ibom/rivers/edo anambra/kwara/sokoto

Gazaliah:
Cc Sodiqyinka


NB:Donasere,the guy dey put you for winning and you sef fell for it

I dey enjoy am ni.....

I don tell make we carry go dey. Yne ourself

horladmejy:
Soon na to dey seize this things una dey take e fit dey affect una for camp

Sieze ke!!

Awon goons go change am for you ooo!!!


Na wetin go make boiz stand well for camp be dis......and many more

doublezero7:
I haven't printed that sir!

But u done with reg yh?














**Looks at him with Jesse jagz eye!!**

Make we dey jonze dey go

doublezero7:
I don't know too!

Owk!!!


As far as u printed green card you are good to go!!


Sit back relax!!

elmisti:
Na my customer, buh he nova verify, mke I sell for m sha b4 rain kill am...

Owk na!!.....make Hin veriify ooo!

doublezero7:
Good morning my fellow PCMs!

I am new here and I have some NYSC related issues! I have registered but haven't gotten a confirmation!

Please HELP!!!

Confirmation in what sense?

ogasman:
Chai i greet the house pardon my question oh guys but who be the chief supplier of Uganda strong weed...... I need that ish asap ......


This 3 days straight rain de freeze my intestine inside...

9ja weed can't fit cure this condition oh pls answer needed to move my ministry......

This kind rain no better near my camp oh if not.......

Wetin be ur verification code??

Elmisti u sabii dis fellow weed junky?


Oh na GOAL sef......









Special junky treat!

DonPsymon:
Sort of sha... That's BTW. How you dey?

Paddi mi o wa on a low oooo.....

Wan elp one of my weyrey cuz do her reg 2dai.....b4 she kill me wit cry!

Harinholar:
...Lolsss...O je biii....I tout na close up u wan pick...

I don kno say na u go see am!!


All of una good morning ooo.....
Adamasta ore mi.....come o I get 1 construction job for u ooo
Donpsymon pady mi to sure....hope u don prepare for the night of champions 2mao
Elmisti only you has got d nairaland hood
Dossylvanus African silverback hope you've found ur berra half
Walspring omo man u toh sure
Aare2050 master of d left.. salute
Haywire1 good work wit d jega work
Hilsocial and gazaliah mo salute ooo
Mistabiola dat cray lautech goon sho gallant

DonPsymon:
Baba are you seriously arguing with a lady?


Don't make me lose all my respect for you


*straight face*

I tot dey wanted to be treated as equals...

+ coz it's a lady gives her no right to disrespect him doe.

#morningfam




**picks oral b paste n brush!!**