₦airaland Forum

Gazaliah:
Imagine that slowpoke giving me shakara for here....

Maybe she wan feel heat small...


***I no get her time at all but if she want more,she should Bring it on..I go talk to her senses as if am talking to dossylvAnus.


I Come In PEACE

I swear na ur Parra wake me dis mornin........

Die am abeg.......

#morningboss

Olami90:
Who be dis village man? U see tribal marks for our face abi we resemble kamilu? Oyo/Lagos ko, Osun/Oshogbo ni

Park well jare, no pollute our thread

Hin Think say we wear bra for eye ni!!....leave am

mistabiola:
donasere this is moi new prey *dancingAlanta*

Oya na!!


Am ready weneva u are

debeejay:
Hw una dey otondos........
Donasere abeg wey my nameske nah harinholar

She go dey evening service with adamasta

Gazaliah:
If you have any P on registration,you will be attended to...

Leave Dem to dey flirt around...What pain me most na those ladies wey don marry and also flirting at the same time...God dey watch all of una

Oga boss!!....u kno errything done on here is just to keep d thread lively...


We don't IGNORE nysc issues...

chimajii:
Wee u help me with it or nah?

Sure na

Shey na d male own u wan sabi or d female own?

KeriBaby:
Open your windows by 1am today and make sure u are holding a life goat

U wee surely hear

Dis geh cray!!!


Chop knockle!

bharkarh:
hope say no be me u sing dat song for sha? Cos jazz and bante dey o.

Lol!!!

I neva sing for you ooo

But touch harinholar 1st make ademasta shi mi le si e.....

You go kno say omo Ife fears noborry o!!

haliluck:
I also hav d same problem

Cc Gazaliah, haywire1, babatawa

It can be corrected in camp...or u get weac scratch card from d bank and do it ursef!

starlight101:
mine was showing june 16 1988 instead of june 16 1989

chimajii:
@ all I don't like this yoruba that am speaking. I wan to learn the one I'll be saying when am kpanshin.. E.g 'calm down, ei neva enter, make ei enter'..
@donxab @donasere @elmisti @physika @aare2050 @donpsymon @dossylvanus
.
Make onah help me out wit d yoruba wordin for the above^

Chimajiiiii!!!

U no well ooo!!!.....

na yoruba u wan dey use lash nao abi

haykayjay:
NYSC(Now Your Suffering Continues)

Ur idea










Goal?







***puffs amstardam weed n acts indifferent**

Hmmm

balerinagold:
Happy Sunday everyone

Happy Sunday to you!!.....

Since una no wan go church....church go come meet una!!

Gbagaun gbagun gbagaun**rings bell**

Pastor: Jonah jabo sinu omi eja si gbe mi....
Interpreter: Jonah swallow fish! Orizabgu.....no fish swallow jonah.... dia was a swallow!

Pastor: Ahn jesu so fun esu fimile..
Interpreter: And d devil said to jona.. gerrarehia dat is in ibo..shebabo

Pastor:Boseri gan niyen!!
Interpreter: hosia brbrrrbr....

Pastor:Every body here 2dai has come for a reason!
Interpreter: Gbogbo wa ni bi ni idi kan

Pastor:Some have a big reason...
Interpreter: Awon idi kan tobi rabata

Pastor:Some are have small reasons
Interpreter: Awon idi kan kere bi apoti fedeco

Pastor: The lord said we are going to look into ur reason!!
Interpreter: Baba so wipe ki a si idi yin wooo!!!


Harinholar come and lead offering!!

Ademasta closing prayer!

horladmejy:
This one weh una dey run abegi mention me and buy land for me if I no dey around for page 2000 physika Gazaliah Babatawa Hilsocial et al

Time stil dey na!!


Buy land for 1900 1st na!!

ademasta:
Oh u heard it, side B of the tape playing then! Oluwa was involved

Orisirisi!!!.............


Today na Sunday ooooo!!!.... make una 2 keep it holy!

Harinholar:
...heheeeeehheee.....Donasere where art tho.....Bharkarh u be ma person naw, no go dat area ooooo.....

Shey you don hear?.......no reason dah way atall!
*looks down at him d way Nigerian mums dey use eye follow pikin talk**

bharkarh:
Anybody we drag harinholar with me dey find trouble o. Cc elmisti, Olami90, ademasta, kunle106, etc

*singing somborry wants to die in MI n Iceprince voice**

elmisti:
#Drags out my horn#..........shebi sleep no dey ur eye ni abi, u go sleep one from today till d day camp opens b4 u wake...enemy of progress

Tahhhhh!!!... I gallant..




But wait ooo

Who be dat 1 guest wey just dey since?

elmisti:
Nt so painful its old lady, I undrstnd d woman well, jst dat its dat only surviving ticket she shit on....Old lady is still ma woman anyday anytym excpt wen she plays La masia

Okk na!!

Tarry on it no more!!

elmisti:
What have I eva done to deserve this antagonistic attitude from dis. Devil na!.....so ntn wey no go do person again bah?......how e be say u go chill one side dey look me, com enta spoil my blues with apala....guy I go curse U! U no fit escape dis one......

Lolzzzzz.......


Abeg ooo!!!!



I don shift...... dey drop ur blues go

elmisti:
Juve sha

The old lady really broke ur heart 2dai ooo!.

****yawns****


Nobody here today


Where dem nyt crawlers dem...


**goes through thread closing windows n doors** na chimajii work be dis ooo


**hears heavy soundtrack from harinholar and ademasta room!!.....**ah ah ah........yes babe....*** u go fear nyt vigil oo



Walks down the hallway and hears anoda faint soundtrack...dese CMs dey pray gan oo...

**finds out its mistabiola and aminat508...**mmmm....hmmm....oh goooood**.....shey na prayer be dis?



hawire1 always dozing off with dis 2005 coke in his hands!...**closes door and works away**


Goes to the basement and sees dossylvanus passed out as usual with plantain in his hands!!!....silver back!


Inhales dat unmistakable smell!.....and follows it.....it could only lead to one place...
Elmistis balcony...physika is also here with Donpsymon aare2050 and gazaliah.....una no dey see nyt for eye

**puffs flavored weed 3 times***

Moves back down....sees lifeisguhdand ijekul passed out in the lobby again...,**na only dia two sabi where dem dey come from**






***finally drapes self in white and appeases the gods***





***finally retires back to penthouse*** omo na sleep sure pass!

elmisti:
My own go reach me ooo, and dangote is a billionaire, me I no wan reach dat level @ all....silent millions with. Plenty enjoyment

OsheEeeeeeeeeee

Bahddest!

ademasta:
Ewatomi424!!! You no hear say my paddy dey call you ni?

She wan dey form ghost reader!

elmisti:
Wetin I wan cary 56mil do, bro if I manage see 3 mill...I go quit with. Immedite alacrity.....I aint d ova ambitious type

Owo o kin to olowo!!



Dangote no sitdown say Hin no dey do again

elmisti:
You! Just the perfect person to take it out on.....na here u siddon dey gossip wit ur fellow. Unserious fellows abi?....see hin head, ur thread dey. Dier wey em don collect. For ya hand and u no even make move to reclaim....now odd of 1.4 dey cast my ticket not to mention wetin my eye see for US open....ur tall iroko tree body dey hia dey do aproko wit physika, una dey chase camp chinas bah, unserious, aproko boy, quebec qualifier. Dey u no work, u dey hia, make I sEe u post anytn here again boya I no go arrange u.......




#sighs#.....#now that feels good#



Howz ur dai by btw

Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki

Harinholar:
....Rara ooooo..I just dey pity u nioooo

No worry!
I gallant!!

Ewatomi424

Harinholar:
...chai!!!!!.....

Wahrrappun??

Harinholar:
....Lolssss....let him knw say weed no good 4 body....especially wen u face lagos ibadan express road..

Togo weed dey clear eye ni! For dis kind holy hour of the day!

Harinholar:
..O Y O ...is ur case ooooo wit dat road wey u face with togo weed.....

Hehehe.....

I offend u b4 ni?