₦airaland Forum

majidyusuf:
one man go bring am come with yellow and blue bicycle

One man ke?? Na u go carry etutu

ademasta:
Plus yellow card self... Cos d lineman don raise flag before majidyusuf kicked d ball

I don quote Hin bill for am

majidyusuf:
come collect

Oya
2 baba apari
3 oshoma
2 kasaprenko
4kg German weed
3.13kg Mexican weed
1.25Kg madagascan weed
3 buran tashi!
10.006 litres of palm wine
5 green turkeys
and 1 yellow cow

Na Wetin d gods demand for be dat

Note: weights must be accurate

ademasta:
Who be dis bush boy wey just come score offside goal for here... Lineman don catch u... Na offside!!!

I tire. Ooo!!....
Hin. Gahz pay fine ooo!

ademasta:
Leave her for me, myself and ademasta... No help me pity her, she no dey complain. Woju o!

Laye....ko jor mehn!

lol!! 1600!

ademasta:
20million local ni joor.... Nibo?

Nibo!!!.....#10 mill foreign anytime

1600!!

Harinholar:
...u no fit understand..cos e no dey Nigeria

Ehn woh bere ooo!!!!....

Harinholar:
...lolsssss...the two go take like 48hrs b4 its ready 2 eat...hope u don't mind??

Ademasta aw dis kind babe toh ti set kpa go dey kitchen for 48hrs? Wen no be masterchef she wan win

Ademasta! Ademasta!! O wicked men!

ademasta:
Abeeeegi!!! No com take sweet mouth carry babe comot for my net o... Chicken ko, sikin ni! Beta stay in ur citi bfor i send d gods of the land to u

Awon gods wo ni yen?? Mobi18 come tell ademasta who d guardian of d gods is!!

Ani ko Jaye foreign o form king kong Lori lokal?

Oya which one pay pass #20mill local abi #10mill foreign?

Harinholar:
....don't mind dat ademasta jare..no be eba e wan talk nd slip of tongue..Oya u 2 correct urself jorrr

U dis Babe!! Na Borno u wan follow ademasta go abii?

Mi o pity e atall!!

Eyin ghost readers I hail. Oo!...

ademasta:
You wan come?

Ahn ademasta!!!! Oya park ooo!!....Y I go come villa na Make una come chop life for city jor!!

ademasta:
Dnt mind the guy, he didnt knw u are in d villa preparing eba for me. Abeg do quick comot for kitchen hunger dey catch me o

Ademasta! Eba again for dis kind time? Shey na brunch b dat?

Harinholar wa Jaye turkey not chicken...turkey and chips ni citi!!
Gbogbo village parole yi is not ur callin fa!

Harinholar:
...Lolsss u guy funny no be small...I dey ma villa ooooo dey wait 4 reg....

Villa ke??....where be dah one again?

ademasta:
Wht is she doin in ur side? Are u a kidnappist? Cos i knw u cnt be a kidnapper

No! no!! no!!!
Kidnappist ko ooo! This is Babenapping!

ademasta:
Aye o! That one na coke? Na alomo bitter dey inside

Shhhhhhhhhh.......... no dey cast!!
#coded!

Acre 1600 up for sale in a bit

ademasta:
I am in the middle of wealth...abeg where is Harinholar ooo?

She dey my side na!...she no lost!

donasere:
Dat 2004 own abii?

ademasta:
Yes u gat it

Na dah 1 weh dem do b4 coke change bottle na

ademasta:
Barman, oya give donasere a satchet of pure water...plus including toothpick

Pure water ati toothpick from barman!
#collects elmistis sk from him
Eleyi ti wa o!!!

elmisti:
#puffs smoke......#sip tea. #hands him sK........d guy just make me use plenty words...I gaz go buy sub for my words sef

Bro d Jamaica sk bad ooo!!!!.......i sure say na Hin u use typ all dat oyibo!!.

#eleyigidigan.
#puff puff pass

Olami90:
Good morning bro!
In fact dia matter tire me. I don reach there early, talk sey mak I wait outside in d cold. I sha dey hear huh haa inside for like 2-3hrs

Ah Baba, pls no take am start dis morning $ week make e no affect u bad bad. I no want u to go use ur hand choose Bornu finkin u av chosen Bayelsa.(As per sey e fit mak ur eyes dey do bai bai bai ). Wait till afta reg

Choi! Olami90 you too mush oya come make we share dis Jamaican weed wey elmisti carry come on a low!.....#codedp.

As for baba sikira na til dem born futball team Hin go hear word!

ademasta:
Lol...all na joke jawe

Nuin do you bro!!

elmisti:
ADemasta mistakenly drink expired coke ni jare.......

Dat 2004 own abii?

Ay50:
My name is daramola ayobami
Hail from ondo state
reside in abuja
Graduated from adekunle ajasin university akungba AAUA
preferred state to serve: abuja rivers enugu

Oga physika!

elmisti:
kikiki, tje guy just dey vex unnecessarily ni jare,,,,na serena slam me too want, and make she just go retire after that,, make she go marry and born pikin. she don colonise tennis reach...go injury come bak, still dey take dem as mallam ( anoda persn fit vex for dis one now)

You sef like English!!! Abeg send dah portable sk**k make I use am warm body e b like say today wan cold small

Olami90:
Iya sikira just finished doing d do wit baba sikira ni, na em delay me. She said baba apari $ taju taju lo wa ooo..
Wetin u fink? Se mak I collect am?

Thank you jare my good fwend! I dunno wharris always wrong wit Iya ati baba sikira dey too like bedmas!!....
Abeg collect on baba apari come pelu oshomo make I use am kick start dis mornin!!!

E be like say d elmisti and lokoloko84 fyt wan enter anoda gear!!!

As a night crawler make I grab my torch light, and mat dey watch dey go!!

Sholiyz abeg call me dat abokii wey dey sell suya for express make e cute #500 own.

Olami90 joor tell Iya sikira to bring chilled drink!!!

Ehen Serena to beat Venus ni jare!
Serena slam all the way!

ademasta:
Wetin dey worry this one? Are u new here? When did u join us? Are you from inid, ini edo? Did u drink soakaway juice? ''talkmore'' could have been used instead of ''talkless''... Anyways, apologize asap, we dnt abuse here!

Chairman u can vez oooo!! if na face to face u go don lyt am oo.......Abeg Bros small small!!!

Elmisti my presido abeg die d matter!!!

lokoloko84:
Honestly, I do not comment on this site that much.In most cases, I just read comments and move on.But sometimes, I find it hard to ignore some ignoramus. If you were not careful,you can be a bigot.

Owk I get!! You no need para like dis. It's good to actually ignore and move on. Diaz nuin to gain from all the Grammer typed up. We guys na! Everly person go vex you and you sef go vex person. Abeg.....B15 is one family even doe we from diff backgrounds n all let's accommodate one anoda. One love man!!