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amicable09:
My guy, you and I should have a glass of vodka at the section's chatroom.

Nothing gives me pleasure more than meeting intelligent folks who understand a simple message and disagree gentlemanly.

Comic relief it all is my brother!
At the end of the day, anyone who takes life too seriously will end up wishing they didn't.

People should learn to live.

Hahaha...

I would definitely take you up on the vodka...

Abeg no dey whine me ooo

On a more serious note I pray all these will help people chill and have fun.....enjoy the new year and apply for other jobs... hope for the best... in the end all will be well...

amicable09:
[/quote]I totally get your point... But you gotta put one thing into consideration this is Nigeria... a land with varying perspectives.

Some peeps blive their telling us how they failed to follow the instructions given would provide a way out....
Or
They feel when support fails to respond to them cos they dint follow instructions we on here can proffer a better solution to their ignorance...

To me yeah...a lot of these brouhaha is just comic relief... all is well!!!

[quote author=Stevosty post=52561262]

You know what [s]Go back to her post, the one you quoted and look up the last paragraph[/s] or better still read this...

amicable09:
I'm an unusual kind of girl

You check it often too?
Why?
So far with the comments I've read, I can say boldly that DPR's human resources team are by far the most efficient team I've seen in this country.

You're having trouble with registering, after two three failures, they email you and suggest what they think you should do having noticed the difficulty you're encountering.

Deadline for submission of application is over and now they are taking time to mail candidates who didn't obey the simple rule of uploading certain documents, to say, upload this and that.
For me, I rate them 5 stars. Yet, guys still come here to say 'I uploaded A and left B and C, please give me the link to complete the upload'

I don't seem to understand.
This kind of thing beats my imagination honestly.

Then you are checking your status day and night hoping for it to change because someone else's own has changed. I don't know but people should relax. I'm reading through and worrying about the health implications of what some people are doing.

You check with phone, you check with Laptop.
You check through Google Chrome, you check through Opera mini.

Lolz.
Mehn! Don't kill yourself by yourself guys.
Don't!

Everyone should take a breather, post no irrelevances here and live life happily until the next stage of the assessment is announced to you.

Does the boldened not satisfy dis?

Stevosty:
This forum is meant for interaction, if anyone notices any changes, problems or solutions, let the house know, the reason for this forum.

If it doesn't then ayam not understanding you again o!

Stevosty:
If you dont have anything meaningful to type, you better let those who have do and let the page be, at it stands now, nobody wants to be caught unaware.

Bros!! bros!!!

Ahn ahn....

Why such savagery!!!!!

Chill small nao...


She actually has a valid argument you know...

amicable09:
Hahahaha.
You're funnye.

Hahaha...true talk...that's why I don't run upandan between dpr and nairaland...

What will be will be...

I just use this place to keep myself abreast with whats happening so it doesn't seem as if "I don't care"
Now to answer your Q I dint use my normal mail for the application...so it's easier to come here...get updates and then check my mail later. And if invite comes..well I'd know to check spam or normal folder..and if I don't see it... All is well that ends well!.. life continues.

martinsfm:
ive never seen a girl para... ure on point...tired of seeing peeps comment, I chk it often too, bt I dnt cm here to say wt I saw

Cc: amicable09



Abeg abeg no spoil market oo... let them keep posting all the gist ooo... atleast some of us wey no dey too check go dey sabi the way forward whenever we look in here...

[quote author=pappiloo post=52556306][/quote]Why not chill till after interviews...

Btw I feel we should keep all correspondence here so those coming after us could learn a thing or two, same way we picked a thing or two on here.

My 2cents doe

Dear applicant,
Prior to your job application, we would like to recommend you for an interview on 6 JANUARY 2017 BY 9:00A.M at our office Ambassador Care Resource Limited, Fadeyi, Lagos.


No 95, along ikorodu express road, Fadeyi bus-stop, fadeyi, Lagos.

Fadeyi is close to yaba / ojuelegba area of Lagos state, Nigeria.


You will write an aptitude test which will last for about 15minutes.

Then you will have an interview with the department manager. The interview will last about 45 minutes before the selection process begin which will last for about 1-3 hours. Please bring two passports, this invitation message for reference purpose and also the sms you will receive from Job Brief, as well as a copy of your driver's license or any valid id card to the interview.



Please is this GLND


Can't even recall applying for the job

Stevostical:
Check again, your mail was the first I added

Baba thanks a milli!

Stevostical:
Hi friends hope we are gearing up for interview invite which would come in about 6 weeks, sorry it took a while to send practice questions to you all. I hope am you all have gotten it. Hope it helps.

Baba I never see am oo.... abeg try resend... mail remains:
baasere92@yahoo.co.uk

Thank you.

dossylvanus:
Which schools did you apply to?

1. University of Manchester.
2. University of Aberdeen.
3. Heriot-Watt University.

Na dem b dat.

dossylvanus:
Baba I dey o....

the PTE is cheaper.... and its also accepted. so why waste money?

I am applying to several schools and its only London school of economics that demands for a test of English....

I am also applying to the commonwealth shared scholarship.....

By the way...im still identifying my areas of weakness.... maybe speaking and writing...
listening has never been my problem.


Go to this thread.... https://www.nairaland.com/3013787/preparing-pte-get-here

its a thread for PTE hopefuls... there is a drop box link on the first post... its about 250mb

Aii baba... thanks alot... would look dis up...


Also applied for the commonwealth too....just waiting for which ever one will click.

Already got my admissions...na just test of english for dis people remain...

Stevostical:
I have forwarded it to the above emails, sorry it came late.

Boss abeg I go need that IELTS material.. thanks a million...
baasere92@yahoo.co.uk

Dossylvanus broda aw fa?... hope you prepping for the PTE sha... why you no won do IELTS? Abeg if u got the material kindly mail it to above mail. Thanks boss

The only thing I know that happens at cross over night....

petertaiwo0:
@ Kasich to be frank there's nothing wrong in glazing through your friend sop. Get it "No man is a paradox of knowledge" I can bet it with you that your sop was copied from Google and I am very sure you did add and delete by bringing in your residual knowledge and add it with the one on Google. Sometimes it's good for one to keep sop confidential I understood your plight because some graduate can be folly by using copy and paste formula but the sad news is that the software on the system will detect such and that may affect both party @dodo I dove your maturity to be candid I support your excerpt but to be on a golden chance it is good for not to glance through any body sop. Just know the format first introduce yourself, why do you want to study abroad, why do you choose the school, how the scholarship scheme will be benefit to you, upon your arrival how will you contribute to your country then lastly conclude. I used three weeks to draft my sop and proposal. You both should accept my heartfelt apology. We will

I dig what you saying boss... But dodobytes or anyone dint ask for anyone's SOP. What was requested for was a Template. Which is a whole different thing.

Like I said I respect your perspective... and if anyone actually re-edited a google SOP it's to the fellows detriment..coz google is a public source, who says some 200 or more applicants dint use the same draft you used and re-edited??
Personally I still believe a template never did hurt anyone.

It's a few hours to deadline!...

I wish everyone on here the best! And a prosperous New year right ahead!!!

nmreports:
I usually dont reply mentions but will oblige you.

1. I think as long as the post is relevant to the topic, the mods wont ban (At the end of the day, remember its the mods job not yours).
2. Mention me on any other places you see this link.
3. I posted a helpful link that took time to compile and relevant to the thread and I keep posting for others to see irrespective of whether it will give me traffic or not.
4. Except the link did not help you or others then will stop (People just do not appreciate).

... But your concerns are appreciated. How is the season going with you?.

Errrm... its not like we I don't appreciate the fact that you compiled such. I actually thank you, as this gave me an insight to the step by step recruitment process...
But issue is this... i've seen it on and on... and imagine my disappointment when I open FT page and I see the "new" tag against the dpr thread.. I open to check if there is actually an update and all I see is a recycled info... Just put yourself in my shoes and the shoes of 1000 or more hopefuls and ask yourself if it's fair?
Fine its none of my business whatever you post and am not a mod... so I guess I probably overstepped my boundary so have it your way.

The season is splendid... complements to you too!

paulbets:
unilag is the fastest. masters is 12 months only

donasere:
UIz masters is one of the fastest in the country...if not d fastest for federal schools... guess the strike dey had within the year affected the schedule... But UI is on track...

Examine boldened!!

nmreports:
Hi guys,
Here is Department Of Petroleum Resources recruitment stages in case you want to know each step of the recruitment:
http://www.hrtechnique.com/2016/12/dpr-recruitment-2016-stages.html

You go don post this thing like 10 times if not more...All because of traffic... abeg stop! Before dem ban you for spamming

Yampotatocarrot:
Sorry Bros, I no know o.... Z t that they r slow or z t normal for t to be so?

UIz masters is one of the fastest in the country...if not d fastest for federal schools... guess the strike dey had within the year affected the schedule... But UI is on track...

dodobytes:
boss I hail u...d thing vex me na.if d guy no wan share im sample..fine,it's his perogative.

don't come here and deride people because of dat. there is no crime looking for samples to aid in writing your own unique personal statement.

I totally get what you are saying...people need to accept the fact that going tru templates and samples really help with writing your own original stuff... shey dis one is ptdf... when they apply for chevening they will know the importance of templates.




Always remember that without Thomas Edison out there to help Henry ford... there probably wouldn't have been a brand such as Ford in the motor industry.

dodobytes:
don't be too cocky...asking for samples don't mean anybody wants to copy your personal statement.

do you even know what a sample/template truly means?

get of your high horse..choose your words carefully.. pray for favour...we all are sure gonna need it.

Baba calm down na... why so serious!!!...


It's common knowledge that our peeps nogo share template or anything we no nice reach that one.. so just google it.

Yampotatocarrot:
Please, this one 2016/2017 successful aspirants haven't started classes yet, seems those of us waiting for 2017/2018 admission will have to wait longer fa

Started classes ke.... when 2015/2016 never write their final exams? Baba abeg make una get patience all things being equal in may the forms will be out for 2017/2018

So now they will abolish parallel market and add to the already saturated unemployed population....

Or better still aboki go begin sell dollar at #1000 to $1 since it's illegal...

Why can't these people have sense please


How does this help recession

Am lost!

Iono o I no be woman..... maybe the poster below can elp..

Customized socks....

Timi please is your account also on recession??

blogger did she teh u its a jumpsuit Abi you sewed it for her?

Oooh....issorai..

Please OP edit "impregnates" to "impregnated his" in topic

Baba Aladura... fantastic striker.. Ronaldo!.. CAF paedophile of the century wehdone...

And we are to believe it's God dah call you.... But this is the devils hand work?...

The thunder that will strike you is still collecting 30% bonus from MMM...

Smoke2015:
He said, “I killed my mother because she had been demanding sex persistently from me.

“She said if I had sex with her, I would be free. On a particular Tuesday, two of us were at home; she was in the kitchen when I walked up to her, stabbed her in the stomach and she died.

“I poured kerosene on her corpse in a bid to burn her, but the corpse did not burn. Later, I dumped the corpse in a soakaway.”

Segun, who looked remorseful, said he regretted his action.

“I regret everything I did,” he said.

Awon yeye o!!!


Punch please elp me ask him weather he feels free


Mad people everywhere!!!

Hehehehehheehehehehehe.....

Oyinbo dey enjoy ooo...

Try this in a traditional African Nigerian
home.

Your mama will slap you so hard your ancestors will feel dizzy...


Arrrh!!! with a perfect GP I dint even read this part...wo.. your mama will slap you back to before factory settings!


Bt it's it's true sha...

Scam is scamming the scam nowadays!!!

....

Thanks OP for this beautiful nonsense!!