ogasman:



Shey na your father be dgn

when DE spread nonsense..
post over social media come forget d official website..

anyways relaxing in my ppa local government Council in benue state playing scrabble waiting for your father to post it on the official site..

I think you've taken this stuff too far?...

Wetin consign the old man wey dey enjoy hin life jeje?...

Abeg...retract.
Thank you.

theSpark:


I first heard this gist from our LGI. She announced it this afternoon.

Eleyi gidi gan o...

Errrm.....abeg stream 2 peeps what date is on your certificate format..as your expected POP?

orlahtohbadt:
you don talk am urself, yet u don use 1 person judge all in this context... Even if u dey happy say dem wan extend the month... U no suppose show am outwardly

Guy am not happy oo...


Just taking the edge off ma ni.....

Sorry if you took my position wrongly...

elmisti:



Dat circular looks pretty authentic to me......

Nothing yet on their official site...so it's probably a fake gist...



But come ooo....

NYSC must not pull a stunna 2mao and say na till Nov. 4 dem go free everybody oo...

orlahtohbadt:
Lol i see, na the 19800 wey dem go collect dey pain u now?... No yawa na, God dey now... Anything wey go happen go happen... I no go surprise at the end of the day e turn out to be rumour... We go see who go get the last laugh... But meanwhile bask in the euphoria of ur thoughts... As u dont give a f*#k, IDGAF of ur opinion sef

Haha....
Bro it's never about the money.....

It's most likely false... coz it's not even on their site...and not untll something is posted there...this can't be confirmed......
And yes am basking in the euphoria that we all are done with NYSC and about facing the real game!...
This is just taking the edge off......

Abeg no hurt feelings ooo.....

elmisti:



Guy......how dis issue dey make u happy now U nd person dey drag federal appointment

Lolzzz....me just dey catch my cruise oo.....

Drag ke...I cant fit haff energy for dat at all...
Finished service unofficially last month...
So na unto the next rai nao..

ogasman:




you wen DE talk I get your point but note say u stream 1 no De ppa by December o

u were resting also stream 2 but u got paid we didn't

did u work in December 2015

I dunno of oda places but some of us resumed in december...I know a couple of peeps who did...most of dem law peeps..


Your point is solid doe...But in the FGs eye...we no go awse...infact we be like "Jaki" donkey wey dem carry go work for farm...

Don't use 1 to however judge all...

orlahtohbadt:
Now i see some of you dont know when to joke, although its authenticity has not being confirmed yet but u shouldnt make this kind of statement cos ur not involved directly... Would u have liked if u were to be in stream 2 and u hear/read this kind of news?... We all have to show maturity sometimes... You people keep thinking about getting paid for the month we didnt work for but its not supposed to be so... It has always been so to pay stream 2, 12 complete months as thats the policy from the beginning but if it cant happen so now, it doesnt mean they should add one more month cos they want to justify the allowance... You can decide to say in ur next post that "e don pain me"... Yes, e dey pain me cos i know wetin i don plan for my life... 19800 no do me bring myself up. Adding a month extra is gonna be like truncating my plans...

Elmisti....
Donpsymon
Ademasta
Mistabiola

come and see ooo........

This is pain talking....


#whatever kazaure likes let him do.

Fyi...the Nigerian constitution says "no work no pay"
You dint start with stream 1 why should you end with stream 1 And you want to get same pay as stream 1 but don't want to work as much as stream 1 did

Most importantly just so you know... I am not obligated in any way to have any form of empathy for you.
So do yourself a favor and stick to your business while I do same. Coz I will still not be moved by your pain speech.


When we were praying for stream 1 last year some were praying for stream 2 so they could finish same time with stream 1 and short change the government....+many oda reasons.....well if this news is true and anyone has a problem with it, he/she should forward complaints to appropriate quarters... Just don't mention me coz IDGAF!


Ps: I dint read your post before...having done so, I'd like you to know it's most likely not about the money...NYSC is a 12month compulsory program for graduates of Nigerian nationality. If it was don otherwise before...then it means Kazaure is making sure things are done the proper way this time.. check NYSC by-laws
As regards your plans..well..we all got to have contingencies just in case!
#stream1 rocks...

Oya oo...

Jupa jupa...

Oya ooo....

Judi judi...


Person wey no work wan collect allawee run for this recession...

Kazaure and Buhari be laffing at you in 13 different languages...


**Passing by with my chewing stick and last box...**

#batchB #ocean1

bayocanny:

Hadn't been am there with u right now, I would have shout ontop my voice say **hail oooooooo**
Sorry bro, I just skimmed over your post the other time
With this your 4.27 you are on the right path, infact you stand a chance to secure a full ride scholarship and to get admitted won't be an herculean task

Thanks boss....you first dash be better fear before you gimme courage! Thanks...

Please which schools do you think I can apply to...against Aug 2017, for MSc petroleum geosciences/geology. Thank you.

....

kowalsky:


Gp of 4.27 too low
Am i missing somethin

Asin ehn....


My body weak....

e b like say I go kuku sitdown with my US peeps!!...

bayocanny:

Hmm, this your GP is too low to fetch you admission in a canadian universities not to talk of getting funded, unless if you can go for PGC

Aii...thanks....

Just to know what's usually the benchmark for admission

All the bosses I hail o...nice job. I need clarifications on some things.

1. Are there other schools apart from Alberta who do integrated petroleum geoscience.

2. I finished with a 2:1 (4.27 to be precise) what are my chances for admission and how possible is it to get full/partial scholarships in these schools.

I intend applying against 2017 and finished with geology, intend going for IPG or petroleum geosciences. Thank you.


Cc: Bayocanny
Enter10
Other room bosses!

spenca:


No watches , not even your pen goes in with you so just do away with it and DLC is not inside the main UI campus .

Thanks boss!!
Hope your exam was great!

Evening fam....

Make una no vex ooo....
But please is "IBADAN DLC" inside UI?


And dose who wrote 2dai how was it?

Hope they let you go in with ur wristwatch?

Amala that. Has PhD and studied abroad

Hello peeps...

Just got into university of aberdeen for IPG. Main ish I want to find out is whether there are scholarships which the school offers and how to go about obtaining them. Thank you


Cc: Justwise
Dustydee
Claremont

Odunharry:

You can get it same day..

Chairman....how far?v where you dey nao?

Full gist...No mind OP...Hin dey show hinself....d story long small ooo...couldn't read it myself...OP come and Post summary...oshe!


Below is how she narrated her story:-“The place I’m moving into is a brand new house and the boys’ quarters is the one-bedroom flat. When the agent showed me the place and how much it would cost, I shook my head sadly. As luck would have it, the landlord came on an inspection. The agent told him what I wanted; then I realised I’d met him once at a friend’s flat
 “He invited me to lunch so we could talk about the flat and I agreed. As we ate, his frog eyes ran me up and down, they flickered with excitement as they rested on my ample B@.0b$, a bit of saliva caught between his puffy lips. I knew instantly what he wanted.“I was disgusted. I felt my insides turned. Did he think I would stoop so low as to sleep with him because I wanted his silly flat?

‘The place will be ready soon,’ he said as we left the restaurant. ‘Here’s my card. Give me a call, I’ll see what I can do to help you … ‘ And as the days went past, the flat was in my head—the cute bedroom, small but nice parlour and its self-contained conveniences.“I found myself toying with the idea of calling the landlord and instantly made up my mind the day Ann and her husband spelt it out. I had till the end of the month to leave. I couldn’t blame them really—three months had spread into nine. I found myself calling the landlord and agreeing to meet him.“As repulsive as I found him, somehow I found myself putting on a tight skirt and leaving the top few buttons of my blouse undone.

 When I got to his office, I was shocked at what I saw. As the secretary ushered me in with a knowing look, there was this imposing couch in his expansive office. How many ‘businesses’ had he executed here? ‘So glad you could make it,’ he said, drooling at my figure. As he clasped my hand in a hand shake, he managed to brush my B@.0b$. Did I want anything to eat? I said no, just to discuss the lease of the flat.“He opened one of the drawers on his desk and gave me the lease—all payments made. “lt was now up to me. He obviously wanted me so badly.

Surely sleeping with him now and then would be worth it? The creep I had lived with for two years had no qualms about throwing me over for another woman. Why can’t I benefit from this cut and dried business proposal? I thanked him, accepted his offer to help myself to a drink from the Fridge in his office.

“I opened the fridge then, deliberately bent down with my back to him. My skirt rode up and I felt him rush over to where I was, his grubby hands caressing my bum. Quickly, he turned me around to face him, kissing me hard on the lips. ‘Think about the flat, ‘I kept on telling myself as he lowered me to the couch. ‘You’re gorgeous,’ he panted after making sure the door was firmly locked.

Then he quickly undressed and made a grab for my knickers!“It was a relief the S3@.x:’ was mercifully quick. He looked so pleased with himself afterwards. ‘You’re a very lucky girl,’ he said later ‘so many people wanted the flat as a sort of guest house.’

Lucky? Maybe, especially when I got to Ann’s and discovered she still had that hostile look she gave me any time I came in. I showed her the lease to the flat and her attitude changed. I apologised for overstaying and when I moved she actually gave me some stuff to take with me.“The flat is taking shape and guess who paid for the bed?

 He’s so obvious it is disgusting. But he never forces himself on me. He’s a busy man, comes maybe once in two weeks for his quickie. It would have been a nightmare if he were one of these men who go on and on. And the flat is lovely, especially now I’ve done it up a bit… I’ll soon ask you and Ann to visit. I’m not proud of how I got the flat, mind you, but I keep telling myself that all lovely things come at a price…”

nek12:


extra 12k? is almost the same thing when is handled by one of their officers.

It's even cheaper when handled by dia officers...

Everybody knows naija is finally a scam...it all has to do with who's scam is the sure one.
Personally I feel ilorin is the wrongest place to do your passport as most of the people there are shady... osogbo on the other hand is smooth and easy.

nek12:


How long will it take you before you collect your passport and will you make another payment at their office?

It takes 2days but at ilorin you gonna pay an extra 12k or so after online payment....decided to do it at osogbo considering that they got 32pages. Paid 17k online. Just waiting for the interview right nao.

Nad95:

How much will it cost me to get a virgin passport online, pls help. Is it advisable I get it online? Any advice?

Am not done processing mine. But 64pages online is 20k, den processing fee is 2k and bank charges is 3H. Total is #22300

Odunharry:

Lemme guess you registered online..
Do u know the cost in Ilorin??

Yeah...registered online......

They said 33k for 64pages....and 29k for 32 but 32pages no dey ground.

haychPee:


I love this !!!
But pls apart from the payment and personal info documents I printed after my online registeration what other document do you fink I need as a new applicant? Am not renewing but applying newly.
I plan to visit there tomoro (Monday).

Boss, when you got to their office were you asked to pay an extra 12k? Cos the folks here (Ilorin) are asking dat I pay an extra 12k. 4k for verification and 8k for something else...don't even know what it is.

Since you wan dey form jagaban.....ah go fall ur hand...

My pipu na d rest be dis jare....enjoy



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elmisti:


Jst enter staff room 2dai...drug lord style...shade d yeye woman...sign in nd signd out d same tym......dem go hear am

Dats the vibe bro......dem dey over do well well....

Just dey blow ur ish dey go

Sept 28 in site...

elmisti:


Jst enter staff room 2dai...drug lord style...shade d yeye woman...sign in nd signd out d same tym......dem go hear am

Dats the vibe bro......dem dey over do well well....

Just dey blow ur ish dey go

Sept 28 in sight ..

Repping B'15....

Yipkata is good to those who wanna enjoy camp n harsh to those who dont....


You guys will have dope fun in camp....


If u got any issues...don't hesitate to mention moi...

Darrie20 nice one setting dis up...

habby51:

Y are u guys fightin ontop nothing, u need not 2 confused any1 to serve in kwara.
All does wey dey ask stupid question, ur state fine pass kwara? Y forming?
Either u come or not, kwara stll exist. Is wat u pictured in mind that u recieve. But i'll advice u av a positive thinking.

What is this one saying??


Bros abeg dey ur lane....if you don't know the difference between "corrective enlightenment" and "e-fight"


Thank you.