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Urm I can't see any breasts

RaDaZaBaNa:
sorry i meant to say mystihcgal please

why not schedule an interview with the constants based on their personality

Evathyst:
Ooopps! Lemme check it now and I'll get back to you.

alryt

She demands she sees yours..




Girl next door

Yuneehk:
Oh zip it please!

respect urself

Evathyst:
Now I finally get a picture of the whole thingy!


It's awon werey 100% crew Vs The Knight's crew.


Not bad! At least, that was the same direction in which last year's pendulum swung.


Ohk! Let's do it this way;

I'd like to call on both the campaigners of #TeamLanicky & #TeamMimzy to try to convince me further. Seems I'd be pitching my tent with any one of these contestants before dusk today.



Make anybody no come here sey I dey come form o, that's how my parole be. You can ask Twaci, when I support someone, I do it with all my heart, boobs, yansh, and brain.

didn't see my mention?

So Chinese people like lizard?



Thunda wee fire any babe dat tells me we should meet at a Chinese restaurant

Preciousgirl wat's the meaning of Jesus

Whaaat da fuq!

So she came to see u with cab, and u paid ryt




And she demanded for Andre, rice and chicken and u bought all that for her ryt?





So wen it was time for the prize, u found out she was "mensurating" right?





Clap for yaself

An idiott

Evathyst:
Darling! It's been a while.


Ever since you broke up with me I decided to paddle my own boat separately. Besides, what happened to your old moniker?


Anyways, I'm glad to meet you here. So, who's is it gonna be? Who are we pitching our tent with?

broke up wid u? I neva did ooo.. u'v been awol and i'v been lookin for u up and down in here... Let's chat privately jor.

Jesus
Food








Dats all.

Lol dats hw he wll break up with u and get another girl

Honeymoon don cast..

amtaken:
Why didn't you opt to do your Masters in your private Uni?


#JustCurious.

#ProudlyAnAkokite.

because my Alma mater has not been licensed by the NUC to run masters program yet.

I attended a private university, read and came out with a 2nd class upper.. nw i'm pursuing my masters at uniport.



And op, let me just tell u smth, life ain't all abt where u schooled or this or that, when God wants to bless you, he will bless you.



Need I remind u abt olajumoke? Am sure she didn't even go to any school.. buh she is damn richer dan ur father! No offence.

Yuneehk:
Bitterleaf for detoxification. I love my onugbu juice with a bit of salt in it.

go an sleep

Nonsense!

Gabadaya:
mimzy you hve ma support baby!

ur vote doesn't count.

Evathyst:
Noted! Don't you think you still need to convince me further?


Anybody wey I support na him go win o. My vote swell up pass Ijebu garri, e dey scatter full ground like Kano suya.

evathyst.



Hy it's me cutehector

I seem not to understand why nigerians will vote in someone as a senator and the next day, dey begin to complain..


If everyone thinks the senators are not what any good, then no senator should be voted for.

As the Manager you have what it takes to woo her and she won't even hesitate to say yes!





But it will affect the business on the long run.. dnt try to jeopardize the business all because of your erratic feelings.



I'll never fall in love with a co-worker

oyinkinola:
even if you built berlin wall, you will live together!

what is the solution to Nigeria's problem?

Looool aren't they the ones that will still say



Be yourself?


Huh?



Look anyone dat listens to the Gospel of women shall end up in hell.

Never argue with a mad man!




Wisdom 101

chidi sometimes, it's not everytime one would be in d mood for sex... so yeah..

Eya. Too bad

nitwitfabian:
Not a boy. Not ranting. Have a grt evening. Be happy.

well i'v come across a thousand of u here in romance section since 2009 hiding behind new monikers. Ain't a new thing to me. Thr is dignity in being original.. for what it's worth, i'd neva take u serious in here..


Cheers boy.

nitwitfabian:
Oh pls shut up. Stating my opinion on ur comment regardless of his explanatuon doesnt qualify the name aproko. If u wanna go there, just leave this beautiful thread and mention me. Negativehector oshi

rant all u want boy..