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nitwitfabian:
Its a shame im in a good mood. Name calling for why?

lmao. U before you chook ur business for person matter, try understand the whole thing first eh.... even in ur worst mood, all of una no reach...

nitwitfabian:
This isnt abt impressions. Its more about the artist and connection to self

he has told me na! Aproko

What's wrong with all these nairaland girls/women sef...






They all have stains..

The funny thing is this, some of these females are so daft, dey cannot just exhibit any worthy character for one to like them for. They only knw how to show boobs and yarnsh with the latest fashion..



Why won't guys see them as sex objects.



I wish to meet ladies dat can wow me wit their wits.


Now look at some of the miss nairaland contestants showing their assets. I pirry them.. they knw themselves

Operation lafia dole



Operation waste all dem boko murrafvkers

AirSultan:
Thanks bro, but I didnt do this to impress anyone. Its a product of self-realization and a förm of thank you to those behind it...

very well then.. nice one. Keep up the good work. Be you. I like ur responses to comments.

Youths shouldn't be protesting for saraki's resignation!





The person who should be demanded to resign is no other person dan he himself.

Airsultan for what it's worth, I like ur skill.. and it saddens my heart that the girl u drew doesn't even appreciate ur talent.


Dats why i"l hardly ever go an extra mile to impress any lady... unless she is worth the effort.



Good job..

Paulkillerman was right....

Rubbish. I even prefer to date girls dat has a lot of male friends. I'l always wonder why she chose me against all of dem..

Who is the general overseer of celestial church of christ

What is Mouth Action? Heh? How does it in anyway relate to MouthAction??

Aipete2:
cutehector sweetiepie, longest time. Bro tosyne2muuch, am I the one? Cos I caught you starring at me today in the class

lol so u two are coursemates? It's me hector tho

That shop owner should be invited for questioning

I can't and will never stick my wand into some pile of dirty shittt

Ashawo no cost na. Some mehn sef.

Nobody is ever busy. People just like to hide behind that word.

Undisputed88:
Lol, but d tin go reduce d risk of infection too oooo

urm I really dnt think so.. it will increase it as long as money is involved

If buhari try am for nigeria. Chei u go see person wey no be hiv patient dey beg to get hiv just because of d money




Dem go dey sell hiv virus for market big business..



Okon: Iya basira, u get hiv?


Iya basira: I get ooo, na 50 naira



Okon: oya give me five injection..

Phew, after 9months, she neva carry belle...



5 years later, hubby low sperm count




15 years later, visit all the churches in nigeria.




All these wouldn't hav happened if they tested demselvs for sexual capabilities

sinaj:
lol no b only bae

u will be formin naw...

slyIsaac:
E nor reach the palava wey delectablegal cause na.... Chaii... Within few days of signing up on NL Shim don get 500+ likes... Guys sha....

lol delectablegyal. His was very obvious to me. Unlike nneka123 dats was so so difficult to spot. If u noticed, delectable was following a lot of female monikers, on many occasions, he toasted the ladies. So he wasn't a pro.. person like rubey, nneka123 and victoriabee, lol.. they were all experts.

HurricaneMIMZY:
Yes sir! That's why Mimzy is taking her time to reach everyone with all her feminine grace.

Become her campaign manager, sir. Everyone is her campaign manager.

#TrendMimzy2016


VoteMimzyAsMissNairaland2016

sorry no contestant can take away my heart from teamdemiladegold.

sinaj:
lol xo u still remember that troll.




Whoever that was Bhind that moniker really fooled us lol

thank God I never toasted shim... to d extent dat a lot of popular male romancelanders had one or two e-flings with him . I am certainly sure that the op is a real dude. I just pity d sex starved guys dah will be sendin him pm...

All these newly registered monikers that are campaigning for mimzy... even person wey just register today today, dey update Sai mimzy..





Lwkmd.. dygeasy, pls dnt forget to re-iterate these minions on the rules for voting..

HurricaneMIMZY:
She has a billion pictures, sir. Everyone would see them when the time is right.

We are glad you've been monitoring Mimzy. Please sir, tell your friends to tell their friends to keep their eyes focuses on Mimzy...and their votes too.

Thanks for giving her your undivided attention, sir. You wouldn't regret a vote for her too.

WE ARE GRATEFUL. #TrendMimzy2016


VoteMimzyAsMissNairaland2016

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hahahahahaha... the race ain't for the swift bro...

And he is a fine nigga, sinaj won't u wana be his bae?

This op reminds me of nneka123...

Naaah.. forget true girlfrnd will understand things crap.


It's normal to want attention, and to feel the presence of ur partner.. so people shouldn't say the lady ought to understand.



Op look if u feel u are so caged up at work and it really doesn't give u time for ur personal life, I think u should start lookin for other jobs while workin there. Simple. U can't just die for someone else, will u?

Whaaat? I dey go aviation school sharpally!

HurricaneMIMZY:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3610920_mimz_jpegc78e8fcc5d9aa6b2c28402fabd2db5e9

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3610957_12myfs_gifee78504529bf71546867873814bba544


www.nairaland.com/attachments/3610885_mimm_jpega2f9bee97e0c2e02ef6a1df51c7898e0

Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!


You have become Mimzy's campaign manager now. Everyone is her campaign manager. Mimzy is not an elitist. She loves everyone.

VoteMimzyAsMissNairaland2016

come na only one picture mimzy get? Abi she nor dey photogenic? Same pics i'v been seeing allover. Phew