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Crystalclara:
awww so sweet hml engr n Dr K*ni

Bless u joor,hml engr kini ND Dr chioma

Mumu post everywhere....just wish them d best in their marriage and run along

Gbemini:
Na mumu dey worry am,when him papa die the idiot no cry o

My friend stop dat rubbish..na u kill him papa?must u comment? His dad is very much alive. I know d guy,dis wedding took place in ph,it was just tears of joy,noting more noting less

Dancing=pretence.....me thinks its not from her mind...her family predicament so unfortunate tho

Its Alright...

Rubbish!!!engr k.k Wachukwu was deligent nd hardwrking....u hv already sacked him,pls dnt spoil his good name

Looks like "lord voldemorts" face in harry potter....in other wrds,"He is back" in form of a mango nd in nigeria

Hmmmmmm ...came across this brutalized corpers at mercy eye clinic Abak yesterday,was very angry when i heard what led to the brutality 4rm one of the corp member....nija police shaaaa

youngpol:
Very funny! Silly things we did as kids. Sometimes, I wonder if kids get high on natural weed to behave the way they do. The morale, confidence and all.

I havnt fought before though. Some say it's cowardice, I say it's common sense. Who has fighting helped? I charge and argue and raise my voice but when it comes to the real deal, I slip out of the arena.. It works all the time.

I hate wounds, so I hate fighting. Quote me and say rubbish and ama kick your square a$$

A$$ kicker,na fight u wan fight so ooo,loll

niggi4life:
, you just made me laugh unnecessarily

Lolz,share ur fighting experience

Well!well!well! Saw "David" and "Goliath" fighting today,remembered a fight i was involved in several years ago,it was during my primary school days(celias in portharcourt)there was this girl named Gift..(She wasn't a gift to me)she was our class captain in primary 3,she has dis silly and funny habit of writing down the names of me and 3 other of my friends(or gang members) on the list of noisemakers,guilty or not....

On a faithful day,she wrongly put down our names(she derives pleasure in seeing us flogged)..at d end of classes,we (i and my gang members) caught up with her at the door of the class and started "dashing" her some slaps(no teacher was around)..her nanny who normally picks her and her younger siblings from school saw us and threatened to beat us outside the school premises(i do go back home alone then)..

HOW DARE you threaten our gang?we held a meeting the next day during break period,and hurriedly decided to beat her up before she has the chance to beat us,in other words,we decided to take the fight to her

After school,we left the class immediately and waited for her along a bush part they normally take(see stupid confidence naaa)...i was appointed to start the fight(as the leader)then others would join(to be leader no easy oooo)..when they approached,i rushed at her and jumped and slapped her(see careless mind)..she was shocked,ßυt didn't react at 1st,she told me to go home that am too little for her,i got angry and pushed her( how dare you call a gang leader "little". Omo,the girl grab me,lifted me up,threw me on the ground and started pounding me...meanwhile,my gang members ran off to a far distance shouting for help(so much 4 having each others back and fighting as one)...mehn,that girl beat me black,green,blue ,purple and indigo,she nearly killed me,she sat on my chest,pinned my hands down,nd nearly choked me to death,my eyes were bulging out,i was only seeing white tins and hearing voices crying "Anty you will kill him ooo" ...then God sent a man to rescue me,he slapped the girl several times and forced her to go home(mehn demon enter dat gal)..when i got home crying,my mum saw me and she cried too(to tell u how dem panel beat me reach)
Popsy took me to school the next day,and was boiling,he was calmed down by the head mistress then,my dad even involved his friend a police man,,when my dad saw the girl,he shouted JESUS!!!...when he got home that day,he said to my mum "talk to your son,he wants to kill himself" (may his soul rest in peace,loving dad) ..omo this near death fight experience,taught me to choose my fight wisely,infact i started running away from fights after that day.
Share your fight experience or some1 else's own(d one u conquered or d one u were conquered)
Mod(ryt section pls)

Cc lalasticlala

Was in upth when it was happening,real Angry students looking 4 workers (doctors,nurses nd others) to manhandle,i was approached by two students,nd was asked if i worked there,i said no,they then adviced me to go upstairs so as to avoid meeting other students..they damaged some cars yesterday(FG plated cars) nd some flower pots nd other tins...finally some UPTH workers no dey try nd dat emergency unit is an eye sore,FG should improve dat place,

Na wa ooooooo......smh.

D witch 4 ur villa don start again oooo,dis time around she dey use ur picture fan her punny.....matured he-goat

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Lolz. Guy u don smoke pawpaw leaf oooooo

dammytosh: 1. Why will i lie to you ? (She is a serial liar)
2. I don't know how to ask guys for money (Ahhh run, ur purse will soon go flat)
3. I don't like sex (She like am die)
4. My battery is low (Not really, u are disturbing a parole)
5. Baby I am tired , i will soon go and sleep (meaning, she is with another guy for the night, dnt call till 2moro)
6. To a new guy (It is being long i had s*e*x i am not a sex freak) [Na lie, she had s*e*x last week]
7. I am sorry. [na 2day ?]
8. When caught cheating, (I will never attempt this again, my life is ruined) [ lol, she will still sleep with another person soon, better run for ur dear life]

So sad,na to become rev father na em sure pass

Abeg mak una leave dat mr cork,d guy escape 4rm zoo........na under bridge him dey stay(bleeping attention seeker)

Mr..Cork:
brother, I cant bet n my 2010 Range rover spot that u never been outside Enugu...Ther is no *WAY in hell u ever been to London, NEVER! (no oofeinse)

Brother ke??come on hide ur face,if u β€ my broda,i for don hang u outside for rope so dat u go get small sense........cow

Mr..Cork:
brother,,i take it u never been to London...Anyways..WHite womens are 10 times berra than black womens..4real. White women have real hair..black women dont. WHite womens make u live longer, black womens give u high blood pressure..White womens are carin, black womens are Gold digger (no oofeinse)

Guy hw dem tak vomit u cm dis world??abi dem win u 4 raffle draw?just asking(no oofeinse)in ur own wrds

Salvadot: going to join the student who are asked to go home for not paying there school fee, even though i'm not owing the school. Just for the sake of going to play game outside school

Broda we are 1 nd d same ooooooo,u sure say u no b my twin

i_am_model: wich kind analysis be dis? Comport ursef o b4 I test my e-slap app on u.

Buhahahahahahahaha

U are asking us to tell u if U should leave him or nt?seriously u want to hear that 4rm us?ok wait,we dey cm ,mak we G☺ tink 4 u......my advice to u,decide 4 ur self,leave ppls opinion out of It.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew. Who hide my post....tak time oooo

nAaaaaaaaa i hate being cheated on,so i dnt cheat either(do unto others wat............

Yours GEJ,:
you don see where dem dey carry pot-belly infiltrate?

Lolz

Wow @op
A♏ experiencing same tin on my toyota corolla,d dashboard is a big mess nw.when ever d weather ɪƨ hot nd d car ɪƨ parked,it starts melting nd when U touch It,It cms off.started noticing It ever since a guy used a certain dashboard spray on It,was advised to use a dashboard cover that will b glued to d dashboard(dnt knw hw they intend doing It)ßυt tinking of giving It ǻ try cos d dashboard is disgracing itself nt Mƹ(na so i Go Dεγ find tree to park under, any where i Go)

.bbpreye:
Will it afect the something of something in the something? If it won't count me out pls!

Lolz.U̶̲̥̅̊ no wan just gree at all

Phizzie555: u have got two brains; one is lost and the other is out
looking for it. Fo oL

Looooooolz

ebamma: if you see a woman who loves facebook,there are two things involved,its either she is looking for a husband or looking for a for a mugu,if she is looking for a husband she is safe,but if she is looking for a mugu there are two things involved,its either mugu go pay or mugu go kill am,if mugu pay she is safe,but if mugu kill am there are two things involved,its either she goes to heaven or goes to hell,if she goes to heaven she is safe,but if she goes to hell,there is only one thing involved,she is doomed

No,if she goes 2 hell,d price of garri will definitly change over there

tchidi: I cooked beans, looked really nice. Just as I was about dishing it, I saw my pounded pepper n crayfish in the mortar!!!

Chio. Lolz