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Politics / Re: 2019 Elections: We Will Be Stoned To Death If We Present Buhari – APC Group by DonBobes(m): 11:27am On Nov 07, 2017
We care less so long we are loyal to the president, even if Seun or mynd44 bcoms the president even Lalasticlala wey like snakes. We care less. a soldier's loyal is 100% unshaken.
Celebrities / Re: "Most Women Can't Squirt But I Can"- Bobrisky Claims by DonBobes(m): 10:44am On Nov 06, 2017
God!!!
Wat N20 condom for avoid, ur parents go de cry lik hell wen de c this
Health / Re: Medical Facts Picture Series by DonBobes(m): 9:19pm On Nov 05, 2017
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As in ehn d way d baba lik snake ehn i don't understand.
Mayb because Lalasticlala resemble leptotyphlop snakes.
Education / Re: How To Find The Square Root Of ANY Number Instantly In 3 Secs by DonBobes(m): 1:09pm On Nov 05, 2017
sKeetz:


But you can't do this in 3 sec Haba.
Na exagerations jarè. But it's helpful
Education / Re: How To Find The Square Root Of ANY Number Instantly In 3 Secs by DonBobes(m): 7:46pm On Nov 04, 2017
sKeetz:
Can someone who has watched the video explain ?!?

Mb no dey sad

Its this. Say u were asked to get d square root of 90?.
Just get d closest perfect square to 90 which is 81. And d square root of 81 is 9.
9
Next u subtract 81 from d 90 u were givn. Which Givs u 9.
Now mak dat 9 a whole number in d fraction.
9 9/
Next u multiply d whole number by 2 which givs u 18 here & divide lik dis: 9 9/18.
Carrying out d division less d whole number. U get 9.5
So i.e square root 90 =9.5
Politics / Re: Ipobexposed You Can Now See!!!! by DonBobes(m): 2:51am On Nov 04, 2017
gbosaa:


‘OJUKWULIZED’??

I thought you are a member of the Nigerian Army mister!

Your posts depict you as a very biased, unprofessional and ethnic bigot.

You need to reflect on what you are doing.

You are not the only person here with military experience..active or retired.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.


Usually i turn my back wen quoted wrongly lik dis. But 1st get a dico n undastand d definition of BIAS, it's concept and where it can b used. Afta which u put it into ur monkey cownu's case again n tell me if ur nonsense Biafra n Nigeria r two entities recognized legally dat we must not dabble into or is it a political party.
#chuckle
I don't know wen ur Biafra as bcom a political party dat soldiers must not b biased. If u r a soldier(which i doubt), U need to go back to wherever u were trained n b tutored more on loyalty to ur country n d political leaders placed above u. Den com bak n tell me who's biased. If u r a soldier (which i can't even fathom), its ur type dat will b sent to provide security to law abiding citizens against ur BIAFRAUDs n u c d army or police as bn shabby.
Dat is how a personnel was insulting our president on social media d oda time, imagine!!!
U r dat type. Beta turn a new leaf if u r A personnel, n if u not u r on ur own. I drop my mic here
Health / Re: Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Prolong Your Life - Scientific Research Claims by DonBobes(m): 9:22pm On Nov 03, 2017
grin
Oluwacypris1 com n c o, u wey de complain wen i let somethings out to feel free even I myself can't withstand my weapons of health destruction.
Oluwacypris1 now it as bn proving dat my ....... Is gud for ur health. Please stop running wen i let somthing loose.
Politics / Re: Onitsha Publishers Arrested For Printing IPOB Handbills (photos) by DonBobes(m): 4:58pm On Nov 03, 2017
Babalegba:
In your dreams.Wake up,they will be charged with membership of a proscribed terrorist organisation, sedition, treason and breach of peace. They will be sentenced to twenty years with hard labour.In short they are fecked

Stop wasting time advising d Dumyums, let him try us n com out n we will gladly send dem beyond.

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Food / Re: Fake Eggs Now In Abuja. Parents Beware! by DonBobes(m): 4:19pm On Nov 02, 2017
yvelchstores:
u will not silently wallow in ignorance,u want to take others with you. I bought it 1kobo.

Ur response is just amongst d best in d presence of criticism. God bless u

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Troops Queen Elizabeth Brought To New York At The End Of WW II (Photo) by DonBobes(m): 1:30pm On Nov 02, 2017
hatchy:
Take a look at the picture closely, you will know that the picture is not real.
After surviving the horrors of the war there is no way American government will risk its troops by overloading that vessel more than its capacity because any single mistake of accident can turn it to another ill faithed Titanic.

Moreover,Great Britain's power and military influence was reduced by Nazi Germany during the war,therefore she had no military capacity to do such.
Thank u oga mi.
Thought about dat too. D risk is too much to b taken.
But it's still huge though
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Troops Queen Elizabeth Brought To New York At The End Of WW II (Photo) by DonBobes(m): 1:12pm On Nov 02, 2017
Dosmay:
The liner ''Queen Elizabeth'' brings American troops into New York Harbour at the end of WW II, 1945.

http://www.dosmay.com.ng/2017/11/see-troops-elizabeth-brought-into-new.html?m=1

Oh boy !!!!!!
Politics / Re: I Had A Dream About Terror Attack This Morning by DonBobes(m): 1:49pm On Nov 01, 2017
helinues:


undecided

I guess your brother in religion did it cos your name sound as one....Are you happy?
Learn to allow criticism in wat u do it brings out d best in u
Politics / Re: Court Dismisses Diezani Alison-Madueke’s Application For Trial In Nigeria by DonBobes(m): 12:44pm On Nov 01, 2017
adem30:
I can't Just imagine this useless woman begging court for EFCC to invite her. Was it EFCC that told her to run away?. She should dance to UK one corner music, before coming to complete it in Nigeria.

She knows she can manipulate Nigeria Judiciary, She should try it there too

Chei u too get sense. If say my pikin AURORA don grow I for give u make u marry.
Perfect she knows she could buy her way out in Nigeria in any Nigerian court.
Bastard.
Jonathan u really messed us up real bad, well u still remain our former commander in chief though. I respect you for that and will always do.
Celebrities / Re: Weird MC , Mr. Eazi And Maleek Berry In New Pictures by DonBobes(m): 2:05pm On Oct 30, 2017
For those of u the insulting Tyrabarbara for no just cause. I blame u all for bn snoopy.
She neva forced u to check but u did. Must u check because she sed check undecided Nigerians una funny too much.
Abah SHE NEVA FORCED YOU GUYS so stop d insults please!!!!
Politics / Re: IPOB: Nigerian Government Has Killed My Husband, Nnamdi Kanu's Wife Cries Out by DonBobes(m): 11:15am On Oct 30, 2017
Dis animal must b high on oshogbo weed.
Well we can't arrest her she's lucky. Idiet. Quote me n say trash. U are on ur own so long am growing high everyday in d military waiting
Politics / Re: IPOB: Nigerian Government Has Killed My Husband, Nnamdi Kanu's Wife Cries Out by DonBobes(m): 11:13am On Oct 30, 2017
Dis animal must b high on oshogbo weed.
Well we can't arrest her she's lucky. Idiet

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Family / Re: 13 Things You Need To Teach Your “girl Child” At An Early Age by DonBobes(m): 11:06am On Oct 30, 2017
Good op!
I just de imagine how i go protect AURORA.
I go travel go NORTH KOREA go buy taepodong missiles de follow my AURORA about, because bobos are not smiling I know wat I and my female friends did togeda. My AURORA shuldnt b victimized.

Na Wetin i go de use de follow her about b dis. Make i c if s guy get mind stop dis kin movement

Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Spotted Celebrating Catalan Independence 2017 B by DonBobes(m): 5:22am On Oct 30, 2017
Young blogger
So funny

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Romance / Re: Is My Neighbor Pretending Or She's Not In Love? by DonBobes(m): 10:14pm On Oct 28, 2017
BentiBenti:
Um, I just relocated to my new apartment and it's been all friendly throughout with just me and my neighbors who are family. But amongst them, is this pretty girl who is always being overly friendly & playful.. She has a good humor & a sweet charisma..

She likes talking and laughing with me a lot which has even gotten the attention of her people in the compound. With this her playful character, I started getting confuse about my feelings for her.. She can't stay a day without calling my name to see me or come to my room to ask for irrelevant things. We've been so close over some couple of days now.. She gives me her phone to view pictures and even allowing me to go through her chats on fb.

Though she told me she has a bf, but the bf stays very far from her like in another LGA which I'm not sure of when last they met grin .. Though, I've kissed her once in my room lying on top of her but she didn't return the kiss and she didn't reject it either.. I did the same thing at our varenda.. She just laughed and left. I also did it once when I told her to close her eyes, she did and I planted a light kiss on her.. She smiled and left. So seeing and observing all these, my mind started playing foul play on me.

I got her WhatsApp no, the way she even obliged to give me d no slf like say she bin dey wait for me to ask am marveled me. So on WhatsApp, after some few funny chats, I went in to know her feelings for me by asking her why she didn't return my kiss when I kissed her in my room. Omoh! Her reply shocked me and immediately changed my mind o.. She was like, "jeez! I didn't av any reason to do that.. and besides, I'm not ur boo.. You're just a neighbor "

After I got that reply, I felt bad and I blamed myslf till I started thinking if I went too far or crossed the boundary.

But yet still she's always d one to msg me first on WhatsApp even when sHe doesn't deserve to msg first. I will snub her and she'll still msg to know why then later say she's sorry.

If she sees me, she'll smile like nothing happened.

Pls house, I'm confused o.. I really like this girl esp her character.. I know she likes me a lot.. Just want to know if she's hiding her feelings from me or she just not interested in me.. because I'm not the type to beg a girl into a relationship.

Thanks

Men! men !! men !!!

Mak i quote u small.
Well thank God m a changed man! If Not i for say .....
But if she's still single n u want to go further with her n not just grazing her KPEKUS. U free but if odawise, abeg leave her to keep raising ur head high. Naso I enter bank 1 day d cashier wey i meet to withdraw say u look smart. Dis ur name last name is lovely i just sed thank, withdrew my money n left shapaly. She fit de eye my money .

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Politics / Re: GOC 3rd Division Muhd Buhari Being Decorated With The Rank Of Maj. General 1983 by DonBobes(m): 9:51pm On Oct 28, 2017
FarahAideed:


Why dont you tell us what the Tank corp has to do with brain ..Give and example of a situation that proves some good brain is a criteria for being to deployed into yiur Tank ODS

Usually I don't respond wen PPLE like u start up wat dey undastand not or wen oda corps bcom jealous of us d TANK gODS especially d infantries. D rivalry btw us n inf can not b explained but it's normal. I need not talk about d times wen pop cadets of NDA used to have der best 1-10 usually in d corp. in case u don't know find out.
I need not spit out wat the teeth arm is based on, guess u lost here. Am out.
i drop my mic here

Crime / Re: Policeman Kidnaps & Rapes 14-Year-Old Girl For 6 Days In Anambra (Photos) by DonBobes(m): 5:10pm On Oct 28, 2017
Franzinni:
you don't get my point ...you said npf will not protect its own and I have yet to see instances where they didn't ...recently there was aloha toon of a station in Ilorin or so that police sold criminals to ritualist for 80k a pop, what did the police do about it... They redeployed the suspects ...

I can go on and on with cases that show how much they will protect their own ...
Ok
Politics / Re: GOC 3rd Division Muhd Buhari Being Decorated With The Rank Of Maj. General 1983 by DonBobes(m): 5:08pm On Oct 28, 2017
My fellow tankgOD bn decorated.
tankgODS no get money but brain is der own in d military. We too get brain.

Crime / Re: Policeman Kidnaps & Rapes 14-Year-Old Girl For 6 Days In Anambra (Photos) by DonBobes(m): 5:03pm On Oct 28, 2017
Franzinni:
Omo case happen for ibeju one time like that nah so police fire one boy whey dey ride okada ... As the family dey loud the volume of the case nah so the police dem dey burst the speaker of the case ...till today no case ....
Read my German incidence
Crime / Re: Policeman Kidnaps & Rapes 14-Year-Old Girl For 6 Days In Anambra (Photos) by DonBobes(m): 4:55pm On Oct 28, 2017
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Crime / Re: Policeman Kidnaps & Rapes 14-Year-Old Girl For 6 Days In Anambra (Photos) by DonBobes(m): 4:52pm On Oct 28, 2017
Franzinni:
The police will protect its own...to them the masses are like those enemy soldiers you shoot without thinking twice in that PS3 game ..call of duty !!! Forgetting that all those soldiers you shoot could me someone's father ... That is the reality of NPF ...

DonBobes:


I will beliv dat but on d oda hand d Nig police is not this sophisticated enof to pull a stunt like dis. Lik in Germany where a soldier and his colleagues where at a party close to a swimming pool or was it a swimming pool party (cant remember d defense attachè said dat day. Something led to anoda d soldier fell into d swimming pool accidentally & he could not help himself nor his friends could help him. Naso d soldier die.
Now this is d story:d parents sued d army for letting d soldiers organize d party, sued d soldiers too. Oh boy , just some days to d hearing, d judge,d parents, d court & EVERY WITNESS were dead. How? By ARSON d world doesn't know anything about. D court was burnt to d ground.
.
now wats d case or wat need is der for a case wen all d witnesses are DEAD.
D military will always protect its own, but not d Nigerian police.
Politics / Re: Biafra: Catalonia's Independence A Warning To Nigeria - Fani-kayode by DonBobes(m): 12:53pm On Oct 28, 2017
Wen will this dumyum keep quiet forever please. His attitude annoys me a lot, too garrulous fool he is

Family / Re: I Beat My Wife. What Would You Have Done Differently In My Situation? by DonBobes(m): 4:10am On Oct 28, 2017
selflessmaya:


look, it's not my fault if you have absolutely no reading comprehension. you're none of my business. i did not point out my likes to intimidate anyone with the number of ppl that agreed with me, it's basic sentence structure, learn it: u said my comment was long and no one here will waste time reading it ... (your comment in quote below to jog your lil memory), i replied that 160+ ppl have read & liked it. sentence break down: if 160+ ppl liked it, it means that more than 160 ppl have read the comment . learn sentence structure, subject & predicate before u come spewing trash. the subject of my conversation with u was not who agreed or who didn't but who read it and who didn't and the proof of number of readers(subject of the topic) lies in the ppl who took time to like my comment, going by the theory that a comment's no of likes are always equal or less than the number of ppl who read it cos some ppl also read it and didnt like it and kept it moving but they read it which is THE POINT.

i had many mentions of ppl who did not agree with me and not once did i refute them saying many ppl agree with me cos of likes, so if i mentioned that to u, it's not my fault u dont know the subject of a topic that YOU started. you missed the point woefullly cos you're super desperate to call my bluff. i have you really pressed, just how i like it, stay pressed! i never called u names yet you're here trying to put me down and calling me empty, go call your mother that, she's the one who raised a pained b!tch like u. the only conclusion you came to is the woman is evil so why not just state it?

you tried to silence my first comment: asking if i'm a psychiatrist to make such conclusions.. then said f*ck whatever psychiatrist who thinks i'm right, so ur issue with me is not that u question my qualifications to observe but u just dont want to agree with me, u dont have to agree with me, so freeze that. now you're saying that even if i were a doctor, many would die at my hands. so hell bent to diminish my opinion you concluded that all 870 ppl who liked the comment are 'the stupid ppl who make up majority' on this site. bye felicia! u can choke on your own sh!t as you stuff it to fill up your own emptiness & void. feed your mama some of your sh!t too, heaven knows you have enough to go around. chew on that! this is the nicest reply u will get from me ever again so if you're gonna do this to yourself and show up in my mentions again, let me inform u first that i will show zero sensitivity while clapping back cos u're very stupid. so, u better bring your A-game cos i am not your match. you are wayyy beneath me and it shows & i will draaaaagggg u so hard your ancestors will feel it. better pretend u didnt read this and dodge this bullet, it's a long reply but well detailed since all u do is miss the point, refuse to read and act foolish. you constipated idiot!




Oga mi u don't expect everyone to like u or like wat u sed and u don't expect everyone to comprehend ur judgement. Just say ur views and watsoever der judgement is base on der comprehension should be of less concern. Oga mi u can't work in d military o, u c a lot of things from ur subordinates dat infuriate u but u need to just take it slow n deal with d ish gently talk less of NAIRALANDers, oh man. Same nairaland i c where someone issued me threat many times i just laff ova it because i know, even if d person issuing me threat sees me he WILL deny it n pin d allegations on d innocent devil
Family / Re: I Beat My Wife. What Would You Have Done Differently In My Situation? by DonBobes(m): 4:00am On Oct 28, 2017
Bobugee:



Like seriously, Young man, how old are you? I cant believe this is obviously coming from a male folk. Really. How on earth would a right-thinking dude spew such a thing!


Just close your eyes and imagine if you have found yourself in Mr OPs' shoes. What would you have done differently? Sit down and pray while she keeps hitting and hauling insults on you.

Uncle, I vehemently beg to disagree with you. This ain't time for prayer. It's time for action. Stay or take a walk. Either of the two

Asking about my age just cause am against d crowd shocked grin
Am just coming from daddy's farm where I went to cultivate cassava.
Am just 14 this year.

Well to close my eyes and imagine it is just too much for me to do, my position is enof to scare d devil out of d lady. Mind you my wife oluwacypris1 is not even an inch close to wat d oga sed.

U seem to have forgotten dat marriage is for better for worse. If he prayed before marrying d lady he would have bn told to soft pedal on marrying dis lady. But he didn't. Now d lady is his wat we call, his lady in red . He should change her not divorce her. Divorcing her is a sin.
Politics / Re: Please Help Me, My Wife Just Cheated On Me. by DonBobes(m): 10:15am On Oct 27, 2017
bamidelee:

so you bought into this crap
the idiot is making gest of Aisha buhari

Thanks for letting me know on time.
Nagode

Politics / Re: 2015 Poll: Why I Conceded Defeat – Jonathan by DonBobes(m): 7:02am On Oct 27, 2017
OZAOEKPE:
grin Jonathan is a man of peace, his ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian. cool



God bless his supporters


I love him for dat too. Only d fact dat he turned a blind eye on corruption. But i still love him
Politics / Re: 2015 Poll: Why I Conceded Defeat – Jonathan by DonBobes(m): 7:02am On Oct 27, 2017
OZAOEKPE:
grin Jonathan is a man of peace, his ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian. cool



God bless his supporters


I love him for dat too. Only d fact dat he turned a blind eye on corruption.
Romance / Re: Lady Shares Unclad Pic Of Man She Just Slept With & Asked His GF To Come Get Him by DonBobes(m): 6:58am On Oct 27, 2017
Rokia2:
I like her hahahha.

U like wat she did?? shocked

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