Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 6:21pm On Jul 09, 2024 |
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Politics › Re: What Exactly Is Peter Obi Doing In Anambra State? by donbrowser(m): 8:30am On Jul 08, 2024 |
twilliamx: You came to delete your truth because you are trying to hide it. We have it on record. Never mind You can imagine  |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Vs Theodore Orji: Who Is The Worst Governor Of All Time? by donbrowser(m): 10:48pm On Jun 25, 2024 |
confusedlady: The fraud that Ibos tried to repackage and pass off as a messiah........😆 lol.  |
Politics › Re: Lagosians Troop Out To Welcome Tinubu As He Pays Sallah Visit To Oba Of Lagos by donbrowser(m): 9:09am On Jun 18, 2024 |
Justiceganduje: Most haven't eaten for days. Where did they get the strength to hail him from? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by donbrowser(m): 3:44pm On Jun 17, 2024 |
OasisX:

.......see wetin Obimumûs dey share for their yeye WhatsApp Groups again. LMFAO! Dem too dry and empty sha.
No be Same X badge few of our Federal Honorables get?! Perhaps any Lawmakers in Naija on X that don't have it should go and resign coz Twitter's Recognition is all matter to validate their legitimacy.......LMFAO! Even Akin Alabi uses something similar. The verification tag of the president costs just 8k/month, the next to it is yellow/gold which is about 700k/month then this grey one which is about 1m+ per month. They want the president to cut cost and still go about waíling like lọ́st spìrits |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 11:39am On Jun 17, 2024 |
Conner44: donbrowser how far, longest time. Hope you're good? I no dey see your brakelight again anywhere on the forum even in the politics section.
I hope you haven't lost steam, it's just 1 minute past Year 1 7 more years to go  Work choke bro. Also preparing for a big step. My support for Tinubu is unwavering though. |
Culture › Re: Oluwo Under Fire For Exposing Head In Mecca by donbrowser(m): 4:45pm On Jun 16, 2024 |
RealityKings: I don't see any issue here. He looks good to me na A king in Yorùbá land cannot expose his head in public. These folks want to practice foreign religion while being traditional kings. |
Nairaland General › Re: My Sallah Gone Sour �� by donbrowser(op): 10:34am On Jun 16, 2024 |
Iwillbreak43:
How you go chop Sallah meat today now I never know sef 😔 |
Nairaland General › Re: My Sallah Gone Sour �� by donbrowser(op): 8:31pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
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Nairaland General › Re: My Sallah Gone Sour �� by donbrowser(op): 7:55pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
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Nairaland General › My Sallah Gone Sour �� by donbrowser(op): 7:26pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
Sallah is here but it’s like I will be salivating instead. Two days ago I overhead my dad negotiating with the ram seller before they finally agreed that the ram should be delivered for two hundred and thirty thousand naira.
The ram has been in my care since it was delivered but my dad has been vexing per minute. He hisses momentarily and grumbles at every sight of the ram.
I even caught him on more than four occasions shaking his head each time the ram is mentioned.
I know the ram cost him a lot and he’s been trying to hide the pain of paying that much for a Sallah ram. I won’t be exaggerating if I say I heard the loudest “Ahhhhhhhhhh!” in my life when my mom returned home with twenty thousand naira pepper that could barely feed five people.
At that point it dawned on me that my dad was not having a funky time as regards balancing the finances for this Sallah period.
While he was discussing with my mom, my friend Jubril came around. Please permit me to say RIP to him in advance because he’s dea*d to me for now until I finally get a hold of him.
Jubril was fantasizing the ram while also imagining how huge and strong it would be for a good ram fight. I reasoned along with him and couldn’t agree less. The d*evil pushed him further 😭 to request that we put the ram’s strength to test. I resisted the first temptation.
He pressed further by stating we can make urgent 30k if the ram wins a fight and a fight. He will provide the stake while we cheer the ram. At this stage, the only voice in my head was Ileya 30k to rock the town and nothing more.
I even added that my dad is not ready to disburse funds for frivolities right now and this deal should be a quick one. I quickly untied the goat from our water tank stand and followed Jubril to the battle ground.
Just before Jubril staked and the ram fight started, I had the chance to make a final u-turn when I learnt our opposing ram is called undertaker but the 30k voice was stronger than the soft voice.
The fight continued ferociously. In all sincerity, my dad’s ram fought like it’s worth the money spent on it and it was already looking like we were coasting to victory until Undertaker did a “Ramos” on our “Salah” ram.
Ha! We heard “gbaaa”! The right horn of my father’s ram had broken. I dashed forward like a gala seller chasing vehicle in traffic, the next blow from undertaker missed our ram and landed on my right tight, I was rolling on the floor in pain but still managed to sight Jubril jumping over the fence fleeing the battle field.
While I was struggling for my life and the ram; Undertaker launched the final blow on my father’s ram that rendered it lifeless instantly. My wailing switched gear, people there thought I was crying from undertaker’s blow not knowing my father’s “Ahhhhhhhhhh!” was re-echoing in my head.
I struggled to get up and make the ram lean on a wall while I went on my kneels begging the ram to wake up. After 20 minutes of being “lonely on the field”, I gave up and was headed home. I made hundreds of wishes while walking away so my problem could disappear but life is not Nollywood.
I was about opening our house gate when I heard someone crying profusely and loudly like an apprehended community thief, alas! My brother was receiving the beating of his life from my dad because he splashed the pepper after being sent to grind it.
I sneaked to the kitchen through the back door to explain what happened to the ram, I believe I had chosen a better option of my parents.
My mum was very furious, she thought for a while and told me not to worry as her extraordinary saver’s fund with nVAULT had attained maturity the previous day hence she can afford to buy another ram without using her own funds.
She instantly contacted the ram seller and paid for another ram of two hundred and fifty thousand naira from her 18% profit of three hundred and sixty thousand naira after investing two million naira.
The ram was delivered 5 minutes ago but the new problem is how to paint the new ram to look like the old one and also return the “MK” that was written on its body. Can anyone help? 🤲
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Phones › Re: Meta To Reduce Office Space In Lagos by donbrowser(m): 8:38pm On Jun 13, 2024 |
DMerciful: You guys don't know the consequences of companies leaving. You realize it later Will you shùt up and read the news? Despite the fact that important parts are written in bold print, you still choose to wáil |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 9:06am On Jun 09, 2024 |
Youngxx: Good evening everybody! Abeg I need help from all the business people here, there's this pure water motor I want to buy which I will tag along dis post. The motor is going for like 2.5 to 3m in the market there at ladipo, but what i have right now is 1m and I'm looking for a business partner who can complete the money and here is the agreement 🤝 500k every on the 8th of the month now till November, we go do the buying together and the person go hold the papers till that November. And that's if we buy the motor for that 3m...... Your interest na 500k for five months! 08123388065 Ajah Lagos Download CDCare app. They will buy it in their company's name while you pay on installments. However, you will need 50% of total vehicle money before they can hand it over to you. Best of luck. |
Politics › Re: FG Moves To Suspend Nationwide Collection Of Levies On Okada Riders, Fuel Trucks by donbrowser(m): 6:47pm On Jun 07, 2024 |
thatsleepboy1: Oga sir, I don't need to argue with you. I am a dispatch rider there in lagos and also a student of fuoye. So I know what dispatch riders face daily on Lagos roads and it is unexplainable using words, it is sth one needs to experience. I repeat that you don't know anything about Agbero, Tinubu and Lagos. |
Politics › Re: FG Moves To Suspend Nationwide Collection Of Levies On Okada Riders, Fuel Trucks by donbrowser(m): 2:45am On Jun 07, 2024 |
thatsleepboy1: Lies upon lies. E fit happen for any other state but no be Lagos. Lagos go find way to milk riders sha ni. What do you even know about Tinubu, Lagos and Agbero? |
Politics › Re: FG Moves To Suspend Nationwide Collection Of Levies On Okada Riders, Fuel Trucks by donbrowser(m): 2:44am On Jun 07, 2024 |
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Business › Re: FG To Suspend Import Duties And VAT On Food Items, Others by donbrowser(m): 5:41pm On Jun 05, 2024 |
Way to go. Please open the borders now!! |
Politics › Re: Labour Shutting Down The National Grid Was A Mistake by donbrowser(m): 12:44pm On Jun 04, 2024 |
helinues: They did not even think through the consequences of them shutting down the national grid which would plunged Nigeria into darkness .
They realized it was a big bleeped up when some political elites who used to support their actions back down their support and ask them to be realistic and not to be wicked adding more hardship.
Government could have prosecuted them for that act alone , but instead bring them back to the table with must or.
Ajaero is the most useless NLC president in Nigeria. Most of his actions are not well thought 60k is unreasonable. 100k is fair. The minimum wage issue lingered for too long. I support any step taken by Labour |
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by donbrowser(m): 4:14pm On Jun 03, 2024 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 2:23pm On Jun 02, 2024 |
Resurgent2016: The person that wants to give you advise cannot even manage a clean toyota corolla v4 car if given. The person that made the mistake of entrusting him with a good uber spec car, he almost sent the owner back to his village.
Follow who know road and you'll be fine even with your car, particularly since you owe no one.
Only drive selective routes and during profitable time periods in the day and you should be fine Na here we go dey. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 2:21pm On Jun 02, 2024 |
risingstarrr: Please sir can you elaborate on it. Thank you First ask yourself why many people are not buying that car not to talk of using it for ehailing. Many people here will give you contrary advice because they want to score cheap points against me. Use the car after 3 months and let us know. Best of luck |
Politics › Re: Otti Offers Scholarships To The ChildrenOf 5 Slain Soldiers by donbrowser(m): 6:57am On Jun 02, 2024 |
ZIAZI: It is so obvious that some elements within the IPOB have gone rogue. They are criminals!
I have never seen IPOB as a terrorist organization, but they need to fish out the criminal elements among them masquerading as freedom fighters to wrought evil in the South East in the name of enforcing what? When they were kìlling northern soldiers, they were not terrorists right? Now that FG has stopped deploying non-easterners, you realize killìng of their fellow easterners should be looked into. Weldone sir |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 7:39pm On Jun 01, 2024 |
risingstarrr: Good evening house. I have Lexus is250 2007 that I want to use and start Uber. Please I want to know una opinion on that instead of staying at home doing nothing. If there’s anyone that have done the same business using similar car please I want to hear your opinion as well. The car is for me but My fear is if I can make make anything after buying fuel and bolt removing their percentage You can use the car but one thing must happen, either the car run you into dẹ́bts or you begin to beg your innocent village people after 1 month. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 2:28pm On May 30, 2024 |
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Politics › Re: What Exactly Is Peter Obi Doing In Anambra State? by donbrowser(m): 3:45pm On May 29, 2024 |
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Politics › Re: Where Were You In 1999? by donbrowser(m): 3:08pm On May 29, 2024 |
Racoon: Just exiting secondary school. Having participated in the June 12 political uprisings to ensure MKO Abiola reclaim his mandate, it is sad to see the present disaster on seat who claimed to be a progressive today bastardizing this nation in manner reminiscent of the inglorious Buhari’s military govt of 1984-85. Where was Peter Obi then? |
Travel › Re: Memoirs From Chile by donbrowser(m): 11:20pm On May 27, 2024 |
tensazangetsu20: You are very funny. Government websites in Chile are so well detailed and even while employees in the offices don't have enough info to guide you, the information from the government does. What works in that shihole country they call Nigeria. Aren't black people foolish and incompetent world over? Mtscheew Including yoùr parents? |
Travel › Re: Memoirs From Chile by donbrowser(m): 8:44pm On May 27, 2024 |
Karleb: It's funny how you people try to compare Nigeria with better countries. tensazangetsu20: You are very funny. Government websites in Chile are so well detailed and even while employees in the offices don't have enough info to guide you, the information from the government does. What works in that shihole country they call Nigeria. Aren't black people foolish and incompetent world over? Mtscheew So it is justifiable for people in better countries not to know their jobs despite getting fatter paychecks? |
Travel › Re: Memoirs From Chile by donbrowser(m): 7:32pm On May 27, 2024 |
tensazangetsu20: So today is a public holiday in the US and I don't have to work. I think it's memorial day so I used the opportunity to go do some registrations at the various government offices. Registering for tax. So while I don't need to pay any income tax I do need to pay a VAT which is 15 percent of income. The funny thing is that without paying this, you cant apply for permanent residency as they ask for the last 8 payments. Smart people. I am happy to pay taxes to the government of Chile Sha. The country has given me everything I need to live a happy life as a human being.
I like how everything is computerized in Chile but one weird thing is how absolutely people tend not to know anything about their job. You really need to make your research online and be very sure of what you want before going to the government offices or they will just tell you what is in their head which most times isn't true It's weird in Chile right? But if it's Nigeria, you will tag it as gross incompetence and problem of the black people right? |
Properties › Re: Mosque Collapses At Papa Ajao, Lagos, 11-Year-Old Girl Dies by donbrowser(m): 7:51pm On May 26, 2024 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 12:10pm On May 26, 2024 |
jpworld: 08060408132. Chat me on WhatsApp.
I can't wait to be of help. So you can get busy with your life. Great |