jpworld: The Don of Adeniji, TOP STRIKER number one 3imt.
Pls come and have the Corolla, so you can get busy with your life, I won't ask you of 3weeks upfront payment, just bring 1 guarantor from the Adeniji ruling family and start work with the car.
Bosun was doing something when Tinubu call him to be a minister, at least be doing something, b4 they appoint u as SSA to Nairaland
Please provide me with your offìce addrèss. Thanks
Gentlelife50: U sef dey claim Lagos too? This guy ur mumu too much, so for ur mind traffic light no dey Abia? You're a mumu man, there were traffic lights during the 90s. Anyways people like you believe Nigeria starts and end in Lagos.
It's obvious na. That's why they were dancing round and carrying chair to celebrate Alex Otti commissioning ordinary street light.
Arìndìn Open mouth dey yarn dust. My grandma is from Adeniji Adele family. A ruling clan in Lagos.
People that have never seen development in their life will enter Lagos and be saying nonsense.
No be this same nairaland we dey wey Abia citizens open more than 100 threads to celebrate the first and single bridge that Ikpeazu will ever build for them.
Na who never reach east una go dey deceive, no be me. No be by force to like Tinubu, but if you compare him your backward-minded Peter Obi again, na God go pùnish you.
dav1002: The don....... didn't think of the bolded when he announced the giveaway right 😂
It was just an example of "everyone is protecting their interests"
Some want Obi because they hate Tinubu Few want Obi because they feel he's better Some want Obi because he's igbo While some are supporting Obi because they feel he will return to PDP and they can get their appointment back.
If I become a governor today and I appoint some people to head ministries here, they will gladly jump at it claiming they want to effect changes in government.
See Bosun Tijani who was from the EndSars generation and one of the biggest critics of the government. He's a minister today and he even distributed rice that has the president's names and pictures on them to celebrate the same man he's been criticizing for years.
Same way the other guy that used to insult me here became my ally for only few minutes because of giveaway.
Everyone is protecting their interests. Likewise myself, I'm protecting my 30k stipends.
Johnchrix: Thanks bro, tho I'm in a village in kogi where there's no adequate power supply and good network connectivity. Besides I don't have a good iphone. Give me a loan i plan to set up a physical business here to solve available problems in this locality. I'll consider the online business once I'm able to get a better phone, power source & other requirements, Dont forget you pulled the legs of a 30 years old man with your giveaway i never forgive you sha...
If you need a loan, apply for the FG loan. Some corp members are even receiving 50k as we speak. I don't owe you anything. Going by the criteria I even announced, you're not qualified because I said 1st 5 and your details came later. That being said irrespective of your phone, you can still make money any way. You can wait to leave camp and take private lessons. Many people cashed out of NotCoin with their android phones. You can do the same too. It only requires that you have Telegram, Solana wallet and internet. What's stopping you John?
Pearl1910: As a driver I tried to memorize mechanic locations in VI, Lekki, Surulere, Yaba, because ur car can break down anywhere and u will need to quickly fix and move. Especially electrical faults like battery, fan, kickstarter, alternator and fuse. But I will boldly say that mechanical faults don't happen suddenly, they allow u to manage the car and reach the location of your main mechanic or they will give sign for days and weeks, then finally breakdown because u ignored the signs. So having multiple mechanics is a sign of incompetence on the part of the driver. Having multiple mechanics is bad because u will not know who to hold responsible for sure when there is a bad fix. And ones ur mechanic knows u take the car to someone else he will start charging u differently. He will not be loyal again. He will not give u preferential treatment. Difficult to track repair history.
That doesn't mean in an emergency u cant call another person, but u must take it back to ur competent and trusted mechanic to double check what was done outside.
As a Partner, no other mechanic will work on my car if d driver expects me to make payment for it. And there are repairs that only my driver must do.
Lol. No be you again? No oh when emergency happen, wait for your one and only mechanic oh
Pearl1910: Hmmm...u r in d best position to do well after having such a deep experience, but u japa when the going was about to get better I see ur major problem was hiring bad drivers, and not having someone other than u to manage them. why didn't u continue with d 4 good ones that gave u peace of mind and buildup from there, only hiring with the qualities of these 4 guys? It is well sha...
Let me add a few more points that has helped me over the years.
1. Your driver must have the fear of God. You will know this during ur interaction with the driver except u are also a free soul.
2. Guarantor must be a working class or someone with a very good business.
3. Driver does repairs of upto 10k.
4. Do whatsapp video calls regularly, gone are the days u cant see something if u aren't there.
5. Have ur spare part dealer on speed dial. Nobody else should change part in ur vehicle except at their own cost.
6. Mechanic only collects workmanship and should be available to go to Ajah from Ojodu if the car needs his attention. When driver knows ur mechanic can come anywhere he will not do all those stunts.
7. As much as possible let ur competent mechanic do all the repairs in d car. Not different people touching ur car. So u can track repairs.
8. Any thing that's the fault of the driver he takes responsibility. U beat traffic light, u pass one way, u park where there is no parking, u scratch the car... all that is not my business.
9. With your tracker u can regulate the car not to be overworked.
10. Don't give your car to a driver who doesn't have a place of his own or who sleeps outside and only goes home occasionally.
11. Don't leave ur investment in the hands of an illiterate. He must be enlightened, knowledgeable about driving laws, car maintenance and most likely a graduate or someone with driving experience in the State u reside.
12. Don't waste time to retrieve your car, I have collected my car less than a week after handing it over because I sensed the partnership will be a bad one.
13. When I say contract is cancelled after one week of default without reasonable excuse, I mean it. I will not wait for two weeks talkless of three weeks when u no jazz me.
14. If u have a large fleet of upto 10 cars then its time u hired an assistant or a manager if u aren't in the business at all.
15. After all these, because it is God that blesses the works of our hands, partner with Him and He will teach you to profit. He will preserve your investment in the morning when they go out and in the evening when they come in. He will keep them from trouble and evil. The eyes of enforcement officers, ritualist, kidnappers, armed robbers will not see them. They will always be directed to avoid trouble. Pray regularly and commit your cars into His hands. The watch man watches in vein if the Lord does not watch over the city.
Let me add that you need to have more than one mechanic. I use 3 trusted mechanics. One is close to my church, one is close to my office and the last is close to my house.
MEEVEET: [b]Another revenue sinking business that would never breakeven
Is it that APC is wicked or they really don't understand how a government is ran
Your revenue is far less than debt servicing and recurrent expenditure... Yet you are building infrastructures that would increase recurrent expenditure with borrowed funds... Someone make it make sense
For this train to be profitable a days ride should be a minimum of 10,000 and you need at least 100,000 people using it... Abuja currently doesn't have that population ( yes number of people that needs the train that can afford it)
So it means the would charge ₦500 to ₦1500 per day and government would have to cough up the balance to keep it running
Honestly eeh naira might go to 15,000 to a dollar if we keep going like this
Why can't APC at least recruit consultants on developmental economics to tell them what to do ... Won't cost more than 10 million dollars p
Buhari built legacy infrastructure none is capable of breaking even, yet Tinubu have doubled down same route [/b]
Everything looks good on paper until they give you the job
BAZ001: Deleting proof of Donbrowser LASEPA blue uniform doing beggi beggi for jpworld’s car . After doing bambiallaa begi begi for weeks without getting the car baba begin rain curse
jpworld: Under Freedom of information act, we have right to know the procurement details of fuel. How much are we paying the refining company in Europe, how much is shipping cost, and other details. This will help Nigerians arrive at how much NNPC is spending to arrive 600naira per liter.
Automate tax collection is not transperency, you are only doing that for easier way to generate more Money.
Removing ghost workers, that is good one, He is only doing it because he wants to steal more to his pocket. Just like hyena stealing from leopard.
the damage lack of transperency is doing to our economy is more horrible.
The biggest problem Nigeria has is spending problem, our procurement process is always in a shabby way,procurement is where we need transperency. Show us the buying details in Europe, you refuse.
should his enemy win the bid? There is a procurement law in Nigeria, if he is not following due process, he is nothing but a thief.
Anambra use to be a super poor state, Obi really did wonders with transperency,during his time.
If you like continue to campaign for Tinubu, me I will continue to adjust to whatever the economy gives.
I remember the last few weeks you called me for a car for rent, I told you my conditions and you were laementing, the price is too much bla bla bla and I asked you then, am I Tinubu that destroy the economy? So why will I carry your problems. And advise you to go to LASG car so they can make life easy for you.
Anyway all the best in your future endeavour as you continue your Tinubu as.s licking job
jpworld: From Donbrowser9 statements, it shows he is facing serious depression that need urgent medical attention. I wish someone close to him, will help him out b4 is too late.
The 3imt he is putting his hope on, is not happening, so so promise from Emilokan and there is huge hunger in town, surviving is a huge task.
When you live a fake wanabe life, and even forming give away, and your nick name is The DON meaning babaolowo meanwhile no food inside your house, shishi you no get na double wahala.
If THE DON BROWSER NUMBER 9, TOP STRIKER, fake happening millionaire will humble himself right now, just indicate now you need uber car, I will release the car to You, without stressing you.
jpworld: Lol omo babalawo. Make i dey fear say one omo babalawo they throw curse for him generation. See eh I no send anybody. If abuse or curse they kill or destroy na Tinubu the thing for don reach, but upon all the abuse insult and curses Tinubu became president.
So abeg throw more curse
And I repeat na you call me few weeks ago,If you like throw curse to distract Me, na you be the person.
You are doing well with Tinubu you come dey find my car to destroy. Aturu ra cha gi onu. Anupama
jjflyj11: Oops….Crime is all over Nigeria, there are baby factories in all 36 states in Nigeria…Abeg enough of roasting each other on nairaland, Yoruba ppl leave Igbo alone, Igbo leave Yoruba too…I first got introduced to nairaland in 2007, registered my first acct around 2008, was active till 2013-14 when Igbo/yoruba madness started…Enough Abeg let us enjoy our educative nairaland…Shame on bigots…I am full Yoruba boy and I have got my things against Igbo ppl, but I think they should forgive and we should too… Seun needs to do something about it.
I have tried to applied for this role a couple of times to this role. I am even ready to do it for free. Nairaland will go from 80% to 20% in just 1 month.
vivalavida: People are talking about a president that have destroyed the economy and you keep mentioning a man that came third in the election. What is your fixation with Peter Obi? A sitting president has made the economy worse and you are calling a name that's not close to the corridor of power. Is he the one ruling us? Haba. Everything is not political contest. Elections have cone and gone and the supreme Court has acknowledged a winner. But the winner is faring extremely badly and you keep mentioning a name that is not the presidents name.
Everyone that has mentioned me here did so because of their political choices and because they are nursing the paìn of electoral defeat.
Why are they calling me out since election is over?? If it's not for political reason. Why only me? Why? That's where the problem is. If they keep quoting me, I will keep rubbing the president's defense on their faces.
They can go to hẹll.
I'm entitled to my opinion.
If I say the president he's doing well, so be it. If I say he's not doing well, that's when I'm now telling the truth àbi?
Hẹ́ll No. We rather return to military regime.
During Tinubu's second tenure in Lagos, many people did not want to vote for his party and Funsho Williams could have easily won ahead of Fashola because of the hard reforms Tinubu made. Same way people are crying today was how they cried then too but it's the same Lagos many of them here are buying fleets and will still insult the man.
Everyone has a right to do whatever they like. One thing I would never do is succumb to bullies. Never!
Everyone has choices and I've made mine. If you want peace here, keep my fùcking name out of your mouth.
TheModerator: Being young isn't an excuse for being daft. You should be taking up responsibilities at this age.
This same "young and restless" plus childish mentality is.the reason you wrecked a car that was kept in your custody. It clearly shows that you still can't take care of yourself as an individual which is saddening for a 26 year old. Your sense of judgement is still very much below par, that in itself underscores why you became an unsung spokesman on nairaland for an overwhelmingly underperforming president. Everyone that addressed you here couldn't have been wrong. You made yourself a tool to be used here by the foolish way you have been rooting for a man that is suffocating Nigerians.
Amend your ways bro and change for good. These politicians don't know you exist, except when they need knuckle heads like you for propaganda. If they cared so much, you wouldn't be looking for a car to drive on rentals - it also shows that things haven't levelled up for you in terms of finance. But it isn't that bad because you are still young. So, if you want to be counted ten years from now, you need to wake up and start thinking straight. Otherwise, you may end up becoming abysmal if you choose to remain crooked with your sense of reasoning. A word is enough for the wise.
Does Peter Obi know you exist? Have you seen my birth certificate? Have you seen me in person before? Do you even know if I'm married with kids? If someone could asslìck Diezani till he japa to Yan-Canada, what's bád in me making him my role model?
He say make I change my ways... Lol what do you know about my ways?
Who are you to decide what is right or wrong?
If we try to investigate properly you might probably like alcohol or smoke occasionally. Things that I have never done in my life. I don't even womanize and I have a strong faith in our Lord Jesus Christ. Now tell me, why do you think I will go to hell for showing over time with proofs that Tinubu is better than Peter Obi and he's doing what's best for the country?
Tell me why you won't go to hẹll fire for assuming I am being paid for supporting Tinubu.
Fibel: I saw your picture and realized I should not have addressed you in the first place. Nairaland is a faceless forum and as such has a way of making you respond to people you should be teaching. You’re a very young man who might probably still live with his parents and so has the luxury of making wrong decisions. When you get of age , you’ll understand a lot of things that would only need to be learnt through experiences and the mistakes you’re making now. For now enjoy your youth, but also remember to be sensible while doing it or you might end up living a mediocre adult life.
The last person wey talk this nonsense. Na later I see am dey celebrate 40 years birthday. You're very correct. I will be 26 this year according to another person
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