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martinz1:
how much is a 10 liters of fuel in your area

Rip English language

So dey can run? They should face the bullet and get more virgins

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missclasssy:
Experience is not dependent on "how many times you did something"
But it is definitely dependent on "doing something"

Basically, my point is that it is impossible for you to gain experience about something without actually doing it.

Don't also forget that practice makes perfect.

Try having sex with a virgin guy, you will need a big fan after the show

Nmeri17:
get a stapler and staple the desired pix to the profile page

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Demmzy15:
GMB my hero, FAYEMI my role model and Rochas our next Presido!

For 8 years his belly was like soccer ball, if he should become the president don't even imagine it.

Unofficial : Exam registration portal to open by 11pm

pcguru1:
I keep my profile pix , as to gain people's trust in the programming section i need to be known. and no he's not doesn't mean the other aint.

OK I don like ur pic

Seriously this trekking of a thing doesn't make any sense even the one that started it and the one that will end it

pcguru1:
yeah this is enough to get me sacked, even the fear of mentioning where i work is high

Who asked u to mention where you work? And ur boss is online 24/7 to sack ur username in a faceless forum abi?

Momcherry:
They are not toads but frogs. They are also consumed in some parts of d east. Its called mbala or akiri in Igbo. Toads are those ones that have bumps on their skin, that makes noise at night.

Chai this one don get degree for toad and frog chopology

midolian:
Hmm..make hellen calm down abeg

When Buhari made that statement, I was a bit disappointed @ first too..buh then, I took a few minutes to think of the possible reasons why he made such a comment..I thought to myself "what if these girls are no more?",How do you expect Buhari to bring back the girls that are no more? As we all know, this governmnt hav not been sincere with the issue of our missing girls..
Just about 48hrs ago, 200girls and 93(or more)women were rescued and till this moment, they claim not to know where those girls were abducted from..My question is this "Are those girls deaf and dumbs? Can't they speak? A simple interview will do? I watched channelsTV news yesternight and I was taken aback on hearing olukolade say they don't know exactly who those girls are, buh they arnt the chibok girls.. . 290+? .. Abeg boko haram don dey produce women?

How can I forget the 160+ girls that were rescued yesterday.. They are still not the chibok girls o! ..Well, God knows best.


All I am saying is Buhari is a wise man and I am sure he knows what he is doing..Maybe Hellen paul didn't hear the part where he said "If the girls are alive, his government will do everything within its powers to bring them back"..these are the words of a wise man.. Let's be patient with him

I reserve my comments

dhaewood:
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[b]IF GEJ DO THESE BEFORE LEAVING THEM BUHARI IS IN TROUBLE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, COMFIRM[/size]

Hahaha

Swash042 don't even try to say good morning tomorrow

Just got back from India and I have a little package for my post like.
How about crowing like a cock?

Jeus:
Don't like my post. I will date the guy who doesn't.

I like ur post so tey I go like ur pic join

Jorussia:
how now telling me that this guys will earn millions every for d next 26 days they will b in office?

You obviously don't know anything about politics in Nigeria

You made some points and observations which are good enough but of the subsidy ish is it truly a trap like u claim then I believe you're wrong cos subsidy removal will generate more money for the government.
If he truly wished to set a trap for Buhari then he could have:
- increase all worker's salary by 200%
- Increase the allowances and pay of the house by 300%
- Reduce the school fees of all federal institutions by 200%
And finally reduce pump price to 40naira
How about that?

Jorussia:
.If na me PGEJ give one of this appointment,i nor go even bother to resume my appointment, because before i even settle down to work,the new administration go just kick me out of office.Abeg any body for here know whether Peter Obi don resume work as the new chairman of SEC?

Dat is only if you earn millions Daily

WHAT GREAT YEAR FOR
# CHELSEA_FC
1. # league_cup
champion
2. # premier_league
champion elect
3. # Eden_Hazard PFA
player of the year.
4. # Patrick_Bemford
championship player of
the year
5. # Six players in PFA
team of the year
(Hazard, Terry,
Ivanovic, Matic,
Cahill,Costa)
6. # FA_Cupyouth
champions
7. # UEFA youth
champions league
winner
8. # Dominic_solanke
England youth player of
the year
9. # Dominic_solanke
UEFA youth league top
scorer
10.Chelsea Ladies star
# Jim_So_Yun PFA
Women's Players' Player
of the Year.
11. two # Chelsea_
players # Ji_So_Yun and
# Eniola_Aluko are
named in WSL Team of
the Year
12. # Chelsea set to
become first Premier
League Champions in
over a decade to record
a transfer market
profit.
13. # Chelseathe first
club to become pl
champion who lead the
table for full season.

Good luck to him

NCOIM:
Mtchewww

Islamic Commendations
Still waiting patiently for Boko haram Commendations


#Sips Orijin mixed with Zobo

Ha! The last person that took that is still receiving treatments since 1993

Hun

ugwusunday:
Finally Gej fulfilled his promise, Welcum back home chibok girl

I didn't mention the Chibok girls

CHM11:
What they couldn't achieve for years. Buhari has won, so boko haram's mission is achieved partially, the rest will be done by Buhari.

Politicians playing politics with the lives of the innocent in the name of Religion and power.

6 weeks before the election, the NA gained so much dominion over the BH what was responsible?

Nigeria is sick and the doctor to treat her will pay with his own blood

False

The Nigerian military says it has rescued 200 girls and 93 women from an area where the Islamist militant group Boko Haram is active.

However, it said the girls abducted from a school in Chibok in April 2014 were not among them.

The military said the girls and women were freed during major operations ending in the seizure of four Boko Haram camps in the Sambisa Forest.

A military spokesman said they were now being interviewed.

Weapons were also seized at the camps taken in the latest operation, the military said.


Source:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-32506942

wristwatch:
Abi! Bill gate self is a school drop out but he is a comp engineer today and founder of microsoft, world richest. Dem don 4get say some mechanics get level.

You dey mind them?

Vickybee:
I can't fall in love with a mechanic.
They are dirty and cleanliness is one thing I love in a guy.
I can't marry any man who's not a graduate.

I can marry a guy I love doesn't mean he has to be lazy.
I won't be lazy, either. I will strive to earn much and take care of my kids if he fumbles.

Mechanics are only dirty when they are at work or do they wear those soiled aprons to parties?
Mark Zuckerberg is not a graduate and I'm sure you won't blink twice before saying "I do" if he comes "toasting"
Note: I am not a mechanic

TheGoodJoe:

Stop defending a drowning GEJ. People like you should bow out in shame.

This was the plan all along. This was why GEJ and co. spent Billions of naira on campaigns. The plan was to squeeze the money out of the poor masses while GEJ and his thieving cohorts continue squandering billions of dollars.

Mark my word, under Gen. Buhari, Petrol price will go down. GEJ is nothing but an evil crook.

Just like Lasu's school fees was reduced to 250k from 25k and the tax being paid by Lagos workers is greatly reduced. Hun?
Fingers crossed