₦airaland Forum

asdfjklhaha:
The voice of the people is the voice of God. Nigerians wants Buhari and God has given him 2 us.

Hi, can we get closer?

nerodenero:
Why are there no results from SS and SE?

Undergoing Permutations

oneeast:
That is the arithmetics people do not understand before you know it GEJ is declared the winner

Seriously GEJ will win

profmallory:
Not impressed yet with this results coming in from tyhe SW. Pdpd still getting quitr a bite of the votes, keep in mind that SE and SS would be rigged for Pdp 100%. SW has yo do better than this to get PDP out.
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God bless you for being sensible, people jubilating don't realise that the trouble will start when they start hearing ss and se results. If Buhari would win then the Kano margin should be 9:1 and southwest 8:2 cos these close results still call for trouble later

thinkdip:
how good Is Ice hockey Bro. ....is It that cool. i need to win large

Hockey is harder than football

Gluthatione:
I just want to know, has NOUN produce any first class graduate .

No

JigsawKillah:
yes

Not yet bro the record remains intact

chamboy:
Vp too is kalled Aare n come osun ppl r nt that dumb na

Vp is igbakeji aare

Brothers I hail oh

BizBloke:
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Three cheers.[/color]

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Thanks.[/color]

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lonelydora:
At my age I don't reply wasted spermatozoa like you.

But you just foolishly did

lonelydora:
Those people standing there, call this match box car? More like a GEJ production.

Abu will forever be remembered for this and you will forever be remembered for

Your stupidity I guess...

guyANDROID1:
Cute handled (this are the names that makes me smile a lil whenever I read their comments from homepage) I term em cute because they still read meaning to my brain.

1. farano - so much love this cute name, easy to pronounce.
2. ivyy
3. Ymodulus - makes me remember young modulus in physics
4. OCTAVO
5. Justwise
6. cococandy
8. rokiatu
9. yemicoal
10. tosyne2much - the guy is 2much
11. LaurelP
12. marieolae
13. Ipledge
14. Airforce1
15. Yungwizzy
16. braine
17. Yomieluv
18. AbuMikey
19. Tallesty1
20. dechandel
21. Danhumprey
22. Logicalmind
23. FrancisTony
24. TrishaP
25. AfricanApple
26. cocoberry
27. Ishilove
28. Javanian
29. Cooljoe
30. Missmossy
31. Neldrizzy
32. berem
33. ROZZAYY
34. Obiagelli
35. omenka
36. vickyO
37. Afam4eva
38. free2ryhme
39. debosky
40. 2sexy
41. diddydiva
42. MzLaurel
43. iceberylin
44. naijaboiy
45. safarigirl
46. Tolexander
47. Rilwayne001
48. jaybee3
49. freecocoa
50. DJdollar - R. I. P

Remove No 32 and add to the list of senseless nairalanders

Dem dem

MegMich:
Not again! It is about time parents learn to produce the number of kids they can raise. Parents should share in the blame and not just the government.
Besides, who still believes this old trick of greener pasture outside the shores of Naija without a meaningful certificate? I therefore blame the ladies as well.

The government is invariably culpable. If only they had provided enof job ni.

Hit like if u tink parents and ladies or government is to be blamed!

Meanwhile vote wisely!

Stop finding people to blame

Akraym Pls call me.

Hmmmmmmmm

leocolin:
thx for replying but i meant how can one analyse team statistic.

Don't get you

Whether or not you’re in a relationship, it’s still pretty easy to get swept away in the romantic spirit of Valentine's Day. In honor of the holiday, let’s take a look at some of the most romantic world records ever achieved.

Longest Kiss

I don’t know about you guys, but I would need a serious Chap Stick infusion after kissing someone for 46 and a half hours. The couple, Ekkachai and Laksana Tiranarat, was part of a contest held in Thailand in 2011, which led to seven couples breaking the existing record of 32 hours that was set back in 2009.

Longest Underwater Kiss

While the Italian couple may have set the record for longest underwater kiss without breathing, Antonio de la Rosa Suarez holds a different but equally impressive record for kissing underwater. In his case, two women took turns kissing him while passing air to him. He stayed down there for 7 minutes, which seems like a relatively short record given that he was allowed to breathe during the process. Maybe one of you guys could take a crack at this one.

Most Expensive Kiss

Love Sharon Stone? Not as much as Joni Rimm apparently. Rimm actually shelled out $50,000 for one kiss with the actress, who offered up a lick-smacking session as part of a charity auction supporting Project Angel Foods, a charity dedicated to providing free meals for people with HIV and AIDS.
Most Simultaneous Underwater Marriages

As if having a giant wedding ceremony wasn’t romantic enough, the fact that 34 couples opted to exchange wedding vows underwater on Valentine’s Day makes this one sweet occasion, even if kissing the bride 33 feet underwater isn’t exactly an easy proposition.

Longest Hug

It seems strange, but the world’s longest hug was actually almost a full day shorter than the world’s longest kiss. At only 24 hours and 33 minutes, it seems that this record, held by Ron O’Neil and Theresa Kerr, is just begging to be broken –so if you want to get in the book, better start locking arms now.

Longest Hug Marathon

Did you know that January 21 is National Hugging Day? Six couples in the UK certainly were when they worked to break the record for longest hug marathon on the cuddly holiday. The hugging marathon lasted for 24 hours and 44 minutes, although two of the couples dropped out as they broke their hugs during the marathon.

If you’re wondering what makes a hug marathon different from a regular hugging record, it’s the simple fact that marathoners are permitted to take a five minute long break every hour, which they can save up for a longer break if they want. Given that this record is only 11 minutes longer than the longest hug record and it allows you breaks for food and bathroom time, it seems like it might be even easier to break.

Largest Group Hug

Of course, if you don’t want to hug just one person for an extended period, you can always opt to be part of the largest hug. The current record involved 10,554 participants hugging in Ottawa in 2010. That’s a whole lot of arms!

Most Hugs In A 24 Hour Period

For those with a lot of love to share though, you can always try hugging lots of strangers, opting to achieve the most hugs in a 24 hour period. This record seems pretty hard to break though, given that the current record holder, Jeff Ondash, managed to get in 7,777 hugs in only 24 hours while standing outside of a Vegas casino on Valentine’s Day.

Oldest Couple to Get Married

Don’t let anyone fool you into thinking that record breaking requires a youthful vigor. In fact, many are awarded to the oldest people to participate in a given activity. In the case of the oldest couple to get married, based on their aggregate age, the record goes to Francois Frenandez and Madeleine Francineau who were married in 2002 at the ages of 96 and 94, respectively.

Longest Marriage

As for the couple who tested out the “til death do us part” section of their vows more than any other couple, that goes to Herbert and Zelmyra Fisher, who were married for over 86 years. If 60 years is the Diamond Anniversary, does anyone know what the 80th is?

Most Marriage Vow Renewals

While they may not be anywhere close to the longest marriage record, Lauren and David Blair have celebrated the most vow renewals –exchanging vows over 100 times after only having been married 27 years. While it might sound like overkill, just think of all the great honeymoons the couple got to enjoy.

The Oldest Cultivated Decorative Plant

To be fair, this one doesn’t sound romantic by the title, but the fact that roses have been cultivated for their beauty longer than any other plant is pretty impressive and adds an impressive context to a Valentine’s Day bouquet. The flowers have been grown since at least 50 AD, when the Romans started growing them in plantations and hot houses to ensure a year-round supply.

Largest Chocolate

Want some chocolates to go with your flowers? Well, nothing would impress your date quite like the world’s largest chocolate. Created by Hershey’s in 2007, this massive Kiss weighed in at 30,540 pounds. Better hope he or she doesn’t try to eat it all in one sitting or you might just spend Valentine’s Day in the ER.

Most Expensive Diamond

If diamonds are a girl’s best friend, then the 100 carat diamond that sold for $16,561,171 in 1995 must be the best friend a gal could ever hope for.

So, any of you think you could break some of these records? Personally, the only one I think I’d ever want to be involved with would be the bear hug. I just don’t think I could deal with kissing someone for over 24 hours at a time.

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leocolin:
how can one make finding on the team to bet on?

Download flashscore app on Android
Soccervista.com
Betexplorer.com
Zulubet.com
Windrawwin.com
I can't remember others

donbrowser:
Chapecoense SC 2.60

Gift for the new thread from the alumni.

Green as expected. Congrats to those that followed.

Chapecoense SC 2.60

Gift for the new thread from the alumni.

Typing

Congrats to you all

chimajii:
So says the bothered soul who had to send/ quote me twice. I struck a Nerve? I see u clearly took on the undertaking of a spokesperson. Hey! Mr man look here,whether it makes it easier for u as a person is irrelevant, not Like U'd win the Next Edition, So Why Bother? Ur only a witness to the fact u couldn't win it despite Trying. Stay Greasy!

You still haven't checked your brain?
I hope it's not getting late?

mayorall:
Hi pet1620

sending Cost to Ilorin is #1000. 3 hours delivery from Osogbo to Ilorin.

Do you have an agent in Ekiti?

Guys let's behave ourselves. So many immatured behaviours here and I'm really disappointed. Let's just behave ourselves and those who said Nairabet could have been a better sponsor who told you Merrybet was the only bookie contacted for sponsorship...?
Please let's try to ask questions and not let sentiments cover our eyes. Akraym has been a wonderful guy since the history of pfp. He gave a reason for not paying predictors and I believe he will settle whoever needs to.
Passing an insult to someone who sacrificed his time and energy to pass good judgement and records during the pfp is totally uncalled for. I want us all to maintain orderliness and not let THEM mock us all.
Que Sera Sera

sammyj:
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