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Nairaland General › Re: Types Of People You Meet On Nairaland.com by donbrowser(op): 1:07pm On Apr 10, 2015

RobinHez:
Typing...

Space bookers hahaha

Nairaland General › Re: Types Of People You Meet On Nairaland.com by donbrowser(op): 6:36am On Apr 10, 2015

yungchop:
chisos!!! bring proof bro or you go to jail for false accusation

No be my fault oh grin

Politics › Re: Man Ignores Dying Hit-and-run Victim–later Discovered The Victim Was His Mother by donbrowser(m): 5:36am On Apr 10, 2015

Good luck to you

Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Wife Wants INEC To Rig Rivers’ Poll – Amaechi by donbrowser(m): 5:30am On Apr 10, 2015

blackpanda:
When I read some comments am ashamed at the kind of mentality some people have. Many of us have lost all sense of morality and decorum.
Here is a man championing free and fair election. He is the governor of the state, yet didnt ask or compel inec to rig for him.
Nevertheless some delinquents and urchins of undignified ancestry will just start posting nonsense and insulting him.
Elections shld be free and fair. You dont need amaechi to tell u that.

How come the 1st thing he asked for during the presidential polls was Result sheets?
It is only a thief that knows a thief

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Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Wife Wants INEC To Rig Rivers’ Poll – Amaechi by donbrowser(m): 5:27am On Apr 10, 2015

primcy:
she couldn't rig her husband in, what made her think she can rig wike in? She has lost her mojo but she don't know. Jah be praise!!!

Is there any need for pdp to rig in rivers?

Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by donbrowser(m): 10:12pm On Apr 08, 2015

zyzxx:
winch plenty for here

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Nairaland General › Re: Types Of People You Meet On Nairaland.com by donbrowser(op): 9:29pm On Apr 08, 2015

PHAYOL81:
Let me see where I belong. .. think it's no 16
@op thumb up, u try sha. U 4get d OBSERVER, dey ar on NL 2 observe proceedings.

Isn't that similar to the spectators?

Nairaland General › Re: Types Of People You Meet On Nairaland.com by donbrowser(op): 7:42pm On Apr 08, 2015

masterchi:
17. the romancelanders: always on the romance section commenting on every post.
18. The sports fanatics: the football fanatics. All them blues and gunners
19. Attention seekers: they post dumb stuffs just to get comments
20. The business people: these ones always have one product to sell or buy
21. The 'Askers': these ones are on NL just to ask question.

Hahaha

Nairaland General › Re: Types Of People You Meet On Nairaland.com by donbrowser(op): 7:42pm On Apr 08, 2015

donmarvex:
OP..

This is very true o..

you forgot to add the GMB vs GEJ Crews..
they can make noise

and the pics or adon believe it crew...
They are scarce nowadays sha.

#Meanwhile, in another news, PEJ finally speaks up

Lol na so

Romance › Re: Two Girls In My Hostel Are Fighting With Each Other Because Of Me!! by donbrowser(m): 7:21pm On Apr 08, 2015

Hahaha

Nairaland General › Types Of People You Meet On Nairaland.com by donbrowser(op): 7:07pm On Apr 08, 2015

Culled from many Nairalanders
Tags: Greenified Kachisbarbie Kenny1795 Idrismusty97 Lalasticlala Ishilove Obinoscopy
If you read through, you will agree with me that Nland users fit in properly to these classes

1. Likers: The "lazy ones" they dont have the time to quote or contribute, what they look out for is awesome posts to like. When you see 78, 200, 500 likes, they are the ones behind it.

2. Quoters: I wonder if some people have any other jobs than to quote you. This class mostly do that to gain attention. They quote you and comment with a smiley. What do you do in return? #Visit their profiles to add them back.

3. Space Bookers: You know them, dont you? by their "dots" you shall know them. They go from threads to threads using single dot to create space on 1st pages of hot topics.
#Like they will get paid for it.

4. E-fighters: Despite the no.2 rule of Nland that rules against fighting, Nland is a cool boxing ring for e-punches and kicks. After 1st 5 sensible comments, the next thing you have is 2 or more people e-fighting eachother on Nland.

5. Grammarians: Many of them will help you proofread for free, their major duty on Nland is to mark errors and correct them.

6. Comedians:
The most hilarious comments are made by them, many of them are just wasting talents on Nland. You read some comments and roll off your bed. Just follow them for uninterrupted laughs.

7. Derailers:
The most annoying set of users. Imagine someone asking for a cube of sugar when the topic is about politics. Thank God many of them are ignored.

8. Spectators: They just watch and read posts and topics, they have. They are the "guests" on Nland, they are always more than members online.

9. PM-ers: I dont know how they find it comfortable sending you a private msg just to say "I Love Your Comments About...."

10. The clueless commenters: These are the ones that have no idea of a topic but just want to comment. They are more like the "Space bookers" but they don't always comment on first page. Sometimes on the sixth page you would see them with useless comments like "End time things", "Chai", "Na wa o", "Hmmm", "Ehya" and some silly Smiley(Without even quoting anybody)etc As if it is by force to comment undecided. If i am a Mod i would hide their comments and ban all these people. When intellectuals are discussing topics like "World War looming" and its likes you would see these clueless people commenting "End time things". What is so hard to just sit back and observed the discussion? If you observe for much longer you may have something useful to contribute.
Sharers: they share every post, preferably that of a follower/e-crush. Then I read the post and wonder if I was supposed to find it
intelligent/sarcastic/funny...

11. Anti-seuns : These ones don't just like my guy. They jump on threads that are aimed @ attacking his person.

12. Tribalist bigots : they are my worst set, they turn everything to an Oduduwa/Biafra warfare.

13. Political fanatics: They don't use eye to see any political thread, when they don't see a political thread, they have a way of even steering a romance thread to politics.

14. E-Famzers : aww, they are the online family...you just can't wait to be associated with one or all. I don't need to over-emphasise their importance. They can sometimes lead you to front page topics, faster than the NL app. I gat me an e-family kiss

15. Woman-wrappers Their interest is channelled @ Nlers with (f). They tag/mention/like/support every motion that is feminine. They have a way around the female folks... I think they make NL fun in their unique way.
-kelvinGraphics (this dude should be a VC in an Institute of Woman-wrappering by now tongue)
-Unibenstudent (a Registrar...guy where have you been?)
-yungchop (my guy...lol, I think by now he should be a HOD in a department(Romance) in the Institute of Woman-wrappering)

16. Albert Einstein(s) This set make you wanna upgrade your IQ. They can turn a very dumb thread to an intellectual one. All their comments are enlightening, as much as I like them, I sometimes find them too serious.

grin

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Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Fashola And Tinubu Staring At The Oba Of Lagos by donbrowser(m): 10:14am On Apr 07, 2015

Maybe they mean...

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Computers › Re: Windows 10 Will Log You In Using Your Biometric Data by donbrowser(op): 10:13am On Apr 07, 2015

tiamiyukunle69:
What if I ask someone else to help me work on my PC while I'm away

There will be an alternative login procedure.

Computers › Re: Windows 10 Will Log You In Using Your Biometric Data by donbrowser(op): 10:06am On Apr 07, 2015

Frontpage again hmmm

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Computers › Re: Windows 10 Will Log You In Using Your Biometric Data by donbrowser(op): 8:00am On Apr 07, 2015

Thomsyne:
This guys are making real sense

I tell you

Computers › Re: Windows 10 Will Log You In Using Your Biometric Data by donbrowser(op): 8:00am On Apr 07, 2015

paranorman:
With all this hype or so/funtionalities, i just hope it doesnt beat down my expectations. Been a Microsoft fanboy though.

These tech companies had better gear up, cause I am coming with my own universal OS; i call it - Tri OX OS!

Really? That will be nice from a Nigerian

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Politics › Re: Fire Outbreak At INEC Office In Imo by donbrowser(m): 6:39am On Apr 06, 2015

Romance › Re: Suggest Romantic Places For A Date by donbrowser(m): 6:38am On Apr 06, 2015

Abe-aba Iworoko Ekiti grin

Politics › Re: Buhari Lauds Jailed Monarch, Others For Forgiving Him by donbrowser(m): 6:37am On Apr 06, 2015

Nice

Politics › Re: Rivers Youths Bust ‘INEC Officials’ Thumprinting Ballot Papers by donbrowser(m): 6:36am On Apr 06, 2015

Chai

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Computers › Windows 10 Will Log You In Using Your Biometric Data by donbrowser(op): 6:33am On Apr 06, 2015

Are you looking forward to Windows 10? Many people are thanks to the resounding disappointment Windows 8 seemed to be with the masses. The last Windows version I used was 7, and I have to say I thought it ran smoothly and I don’t remember any problems with it. Windows 10 is making some big changes, however, starting with the way you login to the computer in the first place. Forget passwords – Windows 10 will apparently let you login with a scan of your face. In other words, it will use biometric data to unlock your computer. Apart from a scan of your whole face, it will also reportedly allow you to login with a retinal scan as well as a read of your fingerprint(s). This feature will be known as Windows Hello.

Windows 10 Will Log You In Using Your Biometric Data

Microsoft is doing this due to the ease with which passwords are hacked, and while no system is completely foolproof, this move certainly seems to be a step in the right direction.

Apart from the biometric data feature, Cortana will also be available as a digital assistant.

The release date of Windows 10 is still unknown, but hopefully it’ll be sometime this year. Are you excited for the new operating system?

Source: http://news.filehippo.com/2015/03/windows-10-will-log-using-biometric-data/

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Phones › Re: Top 8 Whatsapp Features And Tricks You Don't Know by donbrowser(m): 7:25pm On Apr 02, 2015

rossyc:
please were u charged from ur data bundle?

Hahaha

Phones › Re: Top 8 Whatsapp Features And Tricks You Don't Know by donbrowser(m): 7:05pm On Apr 02, 2015

Gee001:
cool. I received and made a whatsapp call today

I didn't hear you clearly when you called.

Politics › Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by donbrowser(m): 1:42pm On Mar 31, 2015

goofyone:
You guys are just being the Nigerians that you are: drawing general conclusions from a one-off event.
Do you know how much this professor has actually contributed to this academic discipline? Do you know how many PhDs he has produced? Do you know the number of students' lives he has enriched?
Then he came just once before you guys and maybe that's just idiosyncratic and the next thing is for you to make sweeping statements like this?
I shake my head!

Top of that, he was there to spice up things and reduce the tension.

Politics › Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by donbrowser(m): 11:15am On Mar 31, 2015

EmekaBlue:
HEHEHE..Jega dey fear or dem no gree am to announce yet..D world is watching o..GEJ wins a b o k i s go start post election fight but if GMB win na celebration..All i gat to say

So Dokubo and Tompolo warships will waste abi?

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Family › Re: Is It Right For A Married Woman To Be Dressing In Front Of Her Younger Brother? by donbrowser(m): 6:11am On Mar 31, 2015

internetpirate:
Assuming it is your personal slang for your friends etc, do you think it's particularly intelligent/wise to use it in a public forum? Since you are so good in English and deliberately choose words at random! Part of English writing is the address to "audience" and one chooses words that are most appropriate to the audience. What you use for informal narratives is not the same with what you use for formal narratives!

Now, don't take this personal, but I just feel it's time to speak up on this growing trend on Nairaland! Someone writes atrocious English, and when corrected, the bandwagon descends on the critic, often suggesting that he/she should draw meaning from the mumbo-jumbo, instead of correcting the anomaly and setting a standard for intelligent discourse!

Why I am gravely worried by this trend is because I see it as a reflection of our Nigerian society where mediocrity, poor controls and lack of excellence are rife! We spend time chanting change, yet the change we truly need is a "mindset change"!!! Can we start aiming for the sky in all our endeavours?!!!
Can we start criticising our general performance through structured reviews so that lessons-learnt can reflect in improved performance

Cousin brother doesn't seem like a major faux pas (no matter how you try to burnish it!), but it is part of the canker worms that are eating at our national marrow!! My apologies my "cousin sister"!!

See as you carry person matter for head like Nepa ladder

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Wins In Bayelsa by donbrowser(m): 2:12pm On Mar 30, 2015

nijanigga:
" International observers have expressed concerns about high percentage of votes allotted to President Jonathan in states like Akwa Ibom, Bayelsa and some Southeast states where Mr. Jonathan scored votes in excess of 95% across board."

How many people have here in Nigeria have been named international observers during USA elections huh

Politics › Re: PDP Wins Enugu By Landslide by donbrowser(m): 1:07pm On Mar 30, 2015

This alone is half way the 1.3m we saw earlier

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