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BlackTechnology: Until Nigeria starts taking the development of indigenous weapons by tasking her universities to carry out weapons related projects at students, departmental, faculty, university, state, geopolitical, regional and national levels, The US will continue to bully us the way they did to China and India years ago.

Don't mind the uppity Yanks. They are hurting because we decided they should no longer be the centre of our military and armaments procurement universe. The hypocrites have no sense of irony. They noisily declared that they would no longer buy our oil with the hope it will bring our economy down to its knees. But we found other buyers in India and other countries. Now, we have in reaction decided to look at China, Russia and even South Africa for our military defence purchases and Uncle Sam can't deal with it. Ndi ara.

Dragonking: I give businessday 6months, they will readjust back.

You dey mind dem? Make dem go ask Punch wey been first start all that ish about having people pay for their content. Dem no dey tell blind man say riot don start. Na today?

SLIDEwaxie: I dnt like CAN, I dnt like Ayo, I dnt like catholics..
I think I prefer Jesus..

U must love Daddy GO obviously. I know your type.

He must died a very happy man. Imagine all that ecstacy as he came again and again. Perfect way to make a curtain call.

"How To Praise The Ruling Party" by Lai Mohammed

"How To Speak and Write Simple English" by Hon Patrick Obahiagbon

Do you have to be this blasphemously sycophantic just to make your point?

scribble: Glad to see this topic here

Linda makes at least $40000 a month in ad revenue but does she have anybody on her payroll?

Apart from that sloth, Laura


The ad agency guy is just silly... most major advertisers come to NL...

Seuns own is just cheaper even though his traffic is the highest in Nigeria....

Seun doesn't want to do this for profit only...he wants everyone to benefit from the community (having something for everyone is the advertisers dream)

In fact Seun is like the Jesus of Nigeria internet....if he had a donate button like Wikipedia...


I would dash him at least 10k just cos I like the value he has created....

God has not finished with Seun or nl yet

Na today?

[quote author=rman]There is no correlation between brilliancy and bad eye sight.
Nothing wey man no go read for dis NL. Guys, abeg this post is really for smart, brilliant types. No vex.

Deattorney: Falcao is the best top 9 in the world,but he's nt 100% fit yet

Not fully fit, huh? Sounds like a weak alibi to me considering all the loud braggings by ManU fans before his entrance into today's game that he would score at least a goal. Abi na mere shakara be dat?

mukina2: no goal for falcao and pursestrings today

Fowlcow don disappoint many people today. Is he overrated then?

davida222: Loving this
Is Di Maria still too expensive

ManU buying titles with mllions since 1789.

Olutola88: If Talent sleeps, Hard work will outshine Talent.

This is definitely THE QUOTE OF THE WEEK. It is so very true and should resonate with a lot of people, both young and not-so-young. Bros, you know what's at stake. I wish you all the very best in your current job and other later pursuits.

She's definitely the best right now. No contest. She makes acting look so effortless. And her spoken English is so educated; not fake like some others try to show. Just plain educated English.

nigerianvenom: I'm not really a movie freak but atleast i know and have watched most nollywood movies.
I never knew this lady until i watched the movie "MR and MRS" last weekend.
She nailed that movie.i've been looking forward to seeing some of her other movies .u can recommend any other one she has acted.
But meanwhile,is she the best?

I've watched the likes of omotola,genevieve,mercy johnson,tonto dike,stephanie okereke,etc but none has invoked so much emotion with ease as she has done.
I feel she is but i maybe wrong, your opinion are welcome

Happy birthday to Our Dearly Beloved Mother

babestell: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOTHER OF OF GOD!!!

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Go and tell this your crap to Olusegun Aganga who is not a "Lagosian", going by your definition of it, but who is currently a Federal Minister representing Lagos. Or maybe you should tell the same story to Ogbeni Aregbesola who was for years a commissioner in Lagos even though he's actually from Osun. Or maybe you should go tell the cock and bull to Mr Ben Akabueze who is currently a commissioner under Fashola even though, according to you and your type, he is not a "Lagosian."

MsNas: Yes he is being serious. You think being born in Lagos makes you a Lagosian? Nope. One case scenario is when you wanna apply for Lagos State Busary or any Lagos State benefit. You have to show a local government identifying certificate which can only be obtained in Lagos. Even me wey be Yoruba girl with Yoruba name can't claim being from Lagos despite being born there cos they will ask me from which family I was and where my father's compound is not to talk of a girl with an Igbo name.

So come off it, being born in Lagos doesn't make you a Lagosian. I know I'm not

Bros, why you wan tear man pikin belle with laff nah? LWKMDF!!!

scobaba: [i][/i]Nice hand writing on that birt certificate sha.

The guy for ajeromi ifelodun L G A wey been write my own da year nearly cause me problem for secondary school

dey write 1982 like 1932, na so junior boarding house master Mr Nzomiwu dey look me like ds , like e dey ask himself, "shey na small pikin be ds abi na old man with small body?".

Wrong on both answers. He is actually from Ebonyi State though he was born and bred in Lagos and his real name is Patrick Nnaemeka Okorie.

YoungDaNaval: Anambra. His real name is Patrick Chinedu.

Janetozi: exactly. Throughout my yr in catholic, it is only apparition of Mary that i do hear. What of apparition of Jesus?

This is just to show who they are really serving. They can mention hundreds and more names of Mary eg mother must pure, virgin must powerful, mother of diviners mercy etc. but just tell them to give u few names of Jesus they can't do it.

They can even pray without mentioning the name of Jesus throughout.

For u a non catholic, if u dare make a derogatory remark about Mary, they will eat but u can go free if it is Jesus u make a derogatory remark about.

The bible warning: do not bow bow to grave image is not for them, that show their idolatry. Image of Mary every where and devil is happy with them.



No wonder you had to leave the Catholic church. You never belonged there in the first place. It's people like you who claimed to be Catholics and yet who made no single attempt to know and understand their faith and as soon as the thorns of other 'new religions' came (as in the parable of the Sower) people like you were squashed. How could you blindly say that Jesus is not venerated, worshiped and adored in the Catholic church? Maybe you should go through the following litany to Sacred Heart of Jesus which just happens to be one of the many ways Our Lord and Saviour, the one and only Lamb of God, is worshiped in the Catholic. After reading this, you ought to go down on your knees and show penitence for blatantly lying against the Mother Church in order to justify your embrace of your current "church."



""""Litany of the Sacred Heart of Jesus

V. Lord, have mercy on us.
R. Christ, have mercy on us.
V. Lord, have mercy on us. Christ, hear us.
R. Christ, graciously hear us.
V. God the Father of Heaven, have mercy on us.
God the Son, Redeemer of the world, have mercy on us.
God the Holy Spirit, have mercy on us.
Holy Trinity, one God, have mercy on us.
Heart of Jesus, Son of the Eternal Father, have mercy on us.
Heart of Jesus, formed by the Holy Spirit in the Virgin Mother's womb, [etc.]
Heart of Jesus, substantially united to the Word of God.
Heart of Jesus, of infinite majesty.
Heart of Jesus, holy temple of God.
Heart of Jesus, tabernacle of the Most High.
Heart of Jesus, house of God and gate of heaven.
Heart of Jesus, glowing furnace of charity.
Heart of Jesus, vessel of justice and love.
Heart of Jesus, full of goodness and love.
Heart of Jesus, abyss of all virtues.
Heart of Jesus, most worthy of all praise.
Heart of Jesus, King and center of all hearts.
Heart of Jesus, in whom are all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge.
Heart of Jesus, in whom dwells all the fullness of the Godhead.
Heart of Jesus, in whom the Father was well pleased.
Heart of Jesus, of whose fullness we have all received.
Heart of Jesus, desire of the everlasting hills.
Heart of Jesus, patient and rich in mercy.
Heart of Jesus, rich to all who call upon You.
Heart of Jesus, fount of life and holiness.
Heart of Jesus, propitiation for our offenses.
Heart of Jesus, overwhelmed with reproaches.
Heart of Jesus, bruised for our iniquities.
Heart of Jesus, obedient even unto death.
Heart of Jesus, pierced with a lance.
Heart of Jesus, source of all consolation.
Heart of Jesus, our life and resurrection.
Heart of Jesus, our peace and reconciliation.
Heart of Jesus, victim for our sins.
Heart of Jesus, salvation of those who hope in You.
Heart of Jesus, hope of those who die in You.
Heart of Jesus, delight of all saints.

V. Lamb of God, who takest away the sins of the world,
R. spare us, O Lord.
V. Lamb of God, who takest away the sins of the world,
R. graciously hear us, O Lord.
V. Lamb of God, who takest away the sins of the world,
R. have mercy on us.

V. Jesus, meek and humble of Heart,
R. Make our hearts like unto Thine.

Let us pray.

Almighty and eternal God, look upon the Heart of Thy most beloved Son and upon the praises and satisfaction which He offers Thee in the name of sinners; and to those who implore Thy mercy, in Thy great goodness, grant forgiveness in the name of the same Jesus Christ, Thy Son, who livest and reignest with Thee forever and ever. Amen.""""

LITANY OF PRAISE TO JESUS

Litany of Praise

Leader:

Lord Jesus Christ, Almighty King.

Response: We worship you.

Lord Jesus Christ, King of creation. R

Lord Jesus Christ, King of the heavens and the earth. R

Lord Jesus Christ, King of the oceans and seas. R

Lord Jesus Christ, King of all creatures. R

Lord Jesus Christ, King of all peoples. R

Lord Jesus Christ, King of Kings. R

Lord Jesus Christ, King of the Universe. R

Lord Jesus Christ, Name above all Names. R

Lord Jesus Christ, Lord of Lords. R

Lord Jesus Christ, Lamb of God. R

Lord Jesus Christ, Beloved son of the Father. R

Lord Jesus Christ, Prince of Peace. R

Lord Jesus Christ, Light of the World. R

Lord Jesus Christ, Anointed One. R

Lord Jesus Christ, our strength and salvation. R

Lord Jesus Christ, the Way, the Truth and the Life. R

Lord Jesus Christ, Perfect Mercy. R

Lord Jesus Christ, Redeemer of our souls. R

Lord Jesus Christ, Living Word of God. R

Lord Jesus Christ, the Alpha and Omega. R

Lord Jesus Christ, the Resurrection and the Life. R

All: Praise to you, Lord Jesus Christ,

Praise you Lord Jesus; You are my Life, my Love.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords.
Praise you Lor
d Jesus; You are the Name of above all N
ames.
Praise you L
ord Jesus; You are Emmanuel, God with us.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Messiah.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Real Life.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Bright Morning Star.
Pra
ise you Lord Jesus; You are the Lamb of God.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are our Champion and Shield.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Prince of Peace.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Almighty.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Wonderful Counselor.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are our Living God.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are our Salvation.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are our Redemption.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are our Sanctification.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are our Justification.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the King of the Universe.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Anointed One.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Holy One of Israel.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are my Hiding Place.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Savior of the World.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Strong Tower.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are our Strength and our Song.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are you are Good Shepherd.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Mountain Refuge.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Bread of Life.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Font of all holiness.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Living Water.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are my Spouse, my Maker.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are our Fortress.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Deliverer.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are our Victory.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are our Wisdom.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Door.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the great I AM.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the great High Priest.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are the Cornerstone.
Praise you Lord Jesus; You are Sure Foundation

You are the Universal King, our Lord and saviour.
The one who rules with justice and peace.
May your Name be held holy and your reign complete.
You are worthy of all our praise.

Amen.

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son and to the Holy Spirit.
As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be world without end, Amen.

No wonder you had to leave the Catholic church. You never belonged there in the first place. It's people like you who claimed to be Catholics and yet who made no single attempt to know and understand their faith and as soon as the thorns of other 'new religions' came (as in the parable of the Sower) people like you were squashed. How could you blindly say that Jesus is not venerated, worshiped and adored in the Catholic church? Maybe you should go through the following litany to Sacred Heart of Jesus which just happens to be one of the many ways Our Lord and Saviour, the one and only Lamb of God, is worshiped in the Catholic. After reading this, you ought to go down on your knees and show penitence for blatantly lying against the Mother Church in order to justify your embrace of your current "church."



""""Litany of the Sacred Heart of Jesus

V. Lord, have mercy on us.
R. Christ, have mercy on us.
V. Lord, have mercy on us. Christ, hear us.
R. Christ, graciously hear us.
V. God the Father of Heaven, have mercy on us.
God the Son, Redeemer of the world, have mercy on us.
God the Holy Spirit, have mercy on us.
Holy Trinity, one God, have mercy on us.
Heart of Jesus, Son of the Eternal Father, have mercy on us.
Heart of Jesus, formed by the Holy Spirit in the Virgin Mother's womb, [etc.]
Heart of Jesus, substantially united to the Word of God.
Heart of Jesus, of infinite majesty.
Heart of Jesus, holy temple of God.
Heart of Jesus, tabernacle of the Most High.
Heart of Jesus, house of God and gate of heaven.
Heart of Jesus, glowing furnace of charity.
Heart of Jesus, vessel of justice and love.
Heart of Jesus, full of goodness and love.
Heart of Jesus, abyss of all virtues.
Heart of Jesus, most worthy of all praise.
Heart of Jesus, King and center of all hearts.
Heart of Jesus, in whom are all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge.
Heart of Jesus, in whom dwells all the fullness of the Godhead.
Heart of Jesus, in whom the Father was well pleased.
Heart of Jesus, of whose fullness we have all received.
Heart of Jesus, desire of the everlasting hills.
Heart of Jesus, patient and rich in mercy.
Heart of Jesus, rich to all who call upon You.
Heart of Jesus, fount of life and holiness.
Heart of Jesus, propitiation for our offenses.
Heart of Jesus, overwhelmed with reproaches.
Heart of Jesus, bruised for our iniquities.
Heart of Jesus, obedient even unto death.
Heart of Jesus, pierced with a lance.
Heart of Jesus, source of all consolation.
Heart of Jesus, our life and resurrection.
Heart of Jesus, our peace and reconciliation.
Heart of Jesus, victim for our sins.
Heart of Jesus, salvation of those who hope in You.
Heart of Jesus, hope of those who die in You.
Heart of Jesus, delight of all saints.

V. Lamb of God, who takest away the sins of the world,
R. spare us, O Lord.
V. Lamb of God, who takest away the sins of the world,
R. graciously hear us, O Lord.
V. Lamb of God, who takest away the sins of the world,
R. have mercy on us.

V. Jesus, meek and humble of Heart,
R. Make our hearts like unto Thine.

Let us pray.

Almighty and eternal God, look upon the Heart of Thy most beloved Son and upon the praises and satisfaction which He offers Thee in the name of sinners; and to those who implore Thy mercy, in Thy great goodness, grant forgiveness in the name of the same Jesus Christ, Thy Son, who livest and reignest with Thee forever and ever. Amen.""""

exactly. Throughout my yr in catholic, it is only apparition of Mary that i do hear. What of apparition of Jesus?

This is just to show who they are really serving. They can mention hundreds and more names of Mary eg mother must pure, virgin must powerful, mother of diviners mercy etc. but just tell them to give u few names of Jesus they can't do it.

They can even pray without mentioning the name of Jesus throughout.

For u a non catholic, if u dare make a derogatory remark about Mary, they will eat but u can go free if it is Jesus u make a derogatory remark about.

The bible warning: do not bow bow to grave image is not for them, that show their idolatry. Image of Mary every where and devil is happy with them.[/quote]

"...that is why for every Achebe that died 100 Chimamandas are born, for every Jerome Udoji and Okigbo that died 100 Soludos are there to fill the vaccum, for every Dike that died 100 Oby Ezekwesilis are born..."

My friend, Oby Ezekwesili was born in Imo. She is only married to someone from Anambra. Abi you wan kidnap am as one of your own by force?

Must you show you ignorance everywhere you go? Who told you Utomi borrowed "hundreds of millions" from Bank PHB? You are the rogue yourself defaming an innocent man by calling him a ROUGE.

ibedun: The guy (Pat Utomi) is a big time Rouge!!!

Thiefing B*stard that he is. Ask Bank PHB shareholders like myself.

A lot of people invested in the bank seeing his name and assuming it must be an organisation with integrity and credibility.

He "borrowed" hundreds of millions as a board member at 0% rate expecting it to be written off ultimately - meaning no intention to repay the debt. Has he repaid a kobo No!

I hate the guy - millions of hard cash stolen (and in Nigeria as usual no crime committed). And his kith and kin (east of the Niger) would put him up as one of their success story in Lagos.

Onyeoshi!!!

crunchyg: I was opportune to be with Prof Pat at Imo Airport and I decided to have a pic with him

You were not "opportune to be" with the guy, jor. You simply had an opportunity of being with him and you seized it to grab a photo-op.