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prince3009:
I know i'm abit late but this thread is incomplete without my baby

Nice one.

pesty100:
even if the class had been rowdy(due to the man making grammatical blunders) how does it justify him banning me for collecting pen from nxt semester's lectures

Bro I understand your situation, if it where my uni days and u happen to be my course mate, I'll have taken your case up on my head.

If there is anything I hate in this life, is for a mortal to act God.

ALMUSTAQIM:
I SUGGEST U BEG THE SECOND LECTURER TO HELP BEG HIM, BUY HIM A SMALL GIFT & PRESENT IT ON YOUR KNEELS.

Jeez guy stop this, did he killed somebody? Even when appeasing the gods you don't do such.

jiggar:
Heaven helps any man, that cheats on these women.

Heaven helps any man, that tries to raise his arm and attempt slapping any one of them.

Heaven helps any man, who comes home drunk.

Heaven helps any man, who doesn't support the club, any of these women supports.

Heaven helps any man, who closes by 5pm and gets home by 11pm. He must prepare a sound explanation or else....

Bro don't generalise by saying "any man" they can't do shiiit with me.

@op from your narration you did no wrong, u said the lecturer was o a call behind, how did he expected you to take permission?

All this small lecturers that do act God in class, I can bet that lecturer ain't a PhD holder, or if he is he is a rookie.

The highest a snr Dr did during my days was to order me to get out of his class, after I came 25mins late, entered d venue without complimenting him.

Backa days, If u frustrate my acada, I frustrate you in street. After all my friends where not calling me strong man for nothing.

One lecturer2 that once embarrassed me in exam Hall for keeping full beards, I made it very clear to him that he had no right to interface in my private life.

His fellow lecturers diffused the tension, we later became very good friends, he thought he could run me down.

Jimmyo3:
@OP it seems we are in the same situation but mine is way better... Mine is much like win today loose 50% tomorrow. Our water bill has accumulated to almost 10k and am owing friends close to 10k because of sport betting. For the past 5months I've not paid water bill because whenever my mum gives me money to pay I use the money to play winasbet, I keep loosing to the extent I started borrowing from friends to play so I can win and clear my debt unknowing to me I was worsening the situation. My debt grew to almost 20k including the unpaid water bill, a situation which gives me migraine whenever I remember am indebted to different people. But as God will do it as I type, I have a winning ticket worth 25k, at least I'll be debt free and still have staking power. Praise God!!

BRAVO
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Bigii:
Dis one nor be average man poultry oo
Na children u wan train for sale
Goodluck bro

Haha on point.

Beautiful damsel

essencestore:
When Life Gives You Snake, Make Snake-Peppersoup.

Guy
so on point, u get mouth like shark.

Please is that short man/dwarf on native Dr Ifeanyi Uba?

DoctorTim:
I served in ogbomosho. Oro festival is done in ogbomosho. I worked at the general hospital and virtually every body in the town knew me. One night I was on call and was driving back to the hospital. I met them at the junction of the hospital. I couldn't even speak Yoruba. They came at my car and ordered[sup][/sup] me out. Soon as they saw me one of the masqueraders prostrated and shouted Dokita mii oh . Then every body started hailing me. They gave me a big alley way and sang songs of praises for me. I smiled and drove as fast as I could to the ER.
Oro dey fear face cos the dude with the masquerade costume was my patient. And I catered to his wife when she was to deliver.
I was an ogbomosho hero. That's my adopted home since then.
End of my story

See level at the bolded, I've experienced something of such, it pays to do well.

The beautiful frogged eye Crook.

Would be writing a book on that soon.

jetage1:
Am also new on d active list, here, asked for help no one cared listening, but to make a post just go to d section u want, romance, celebrity or politics, click on it, u will see create new topic, click on it again and write ur post, i hope it helped

Bruv I swero God u just waisted your time, shiiit mehn!

Atmmachine:
Please, help me.
How do i post a comment ??
I'm a new member here.

U Crook

Truly Abokii nah Abokii, Abokii can never fit be an alhaji.

knightsTempler:
With all the warning from the IGP the "korofos" won't stop being body guard to the highest bidder. Smdh

Those are not korofos man.

tomiobj:
he is the king of rap

Yea Nigeria Rap G. O. A. T

I see a hard working and careless lady safety wise, judging from her positioning on that ladder.

I sincerely wanted to profer a solution with 50% assurance of tightening her honey well, but after reading the bolded below I give up.

"even my anus can't grip anything again."

Man where marry this type done finish, if u one pregnant am, no need to straff, nah to just ejaculate put for cup/plate turn the sperm put for her hole.

mazzi:
Where is that ugly woman who said that buhari did not walkout on the BBOG? Pastor's wife my fair yansh!

Infact that woman is too ugly to be a woman.

agarawu23:
well, I won't mind donation from you
100k from you minus 750k = 650k . the ministry is moving

Man am still observing Dasuki-gate issue for now to see if he would mention me, if he doesn't I'll think about your request.

agarawu23:
yes I remember.
Not weeks, I think its month back

Haha man was just kidding u too big for that, to your question I think 750 thousand naira would be ideal.

@ Agarawu23 use nairaland search feature, there was a thread about a wedding of 50k some weeks back on front page.

I think it may help you.

I am sorry to say this, all those women are crying Wolf.

“The president finished his speech, he dropped the microphone and walked out."

Haha the above very comic, I like your sincerity Mr president, he spoke his church mind. I mean mosque mind, ride on sir.

ujezeez:
The reason why i don't smile unnecessarily in public,lol...thanks Jesus for u brov...

Bro I've already commented on this thread but this your post caught my attention, u are just like me, I don't smile anyhow in public, if u do then you might get counted, according to Street parlance.

lozanni:
That old woman winch no get equal.
@Op, thank God for your life. Youths should heed your advice about dressing decently always and praying before leaving home.
IMPORTANT: Always know how much cash you have on you before leaving home; it might save you from embarassment from bus conductors, who can falsely claim you are yet to pay your bus fare or any wicked co-passenger who falsely accuses you of theft.

Nice point uve got there man.
As for me all my currencies are always marked with invincible ink, only visible when I flash my key holder light on the written spot. Mine is done due to theft, I once used it in setting up a police man also, it could also come handy in this kind of situation.

With that kind of focused look on his face, if he focused on something legit he would have probably succeeded. Due to wickedness and laziness he choosed to murder for money.

The soul that killeth it shall be killed. Verdict= sentenced to death by Fireing squard.

Hmm very strong case, federal government versus government ekpemupolo Russia vs America

All this small small stupid gays if any tries shit with me, I'll definitely fix a bullet in someone's asss.

Would have liked to see his full anatomy, he might be an urban thug.

They shouldn't consider, but should implement it with immediate alacrity, not for only new intakes serving cops should also be subjected to the test.