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Nigeria a country where almost nothing always work. Since August 2013 mine ain't ready, I hereby give up on it.

My International PP, Drivers Licence and PVC are OK for me.

Atmmachine:
Legalize guns in Nigeria.
Problem solved.

U talk very foolishly at times here, though uve made a slight point here

onila:
endtime firework

Complements of the season Queen Onila.

Flirtyy:
He is just 10, he doesn't know better! It's the parents or guardian's fault

When I was 10 I was already in jss2 back then, how much more a 10 year old of the 21st century. Though I sympathies with him.

Feel sorry for the fellow, he got a bag seems he was kind of travelling.

ZUBY77:
Why are countries using US Dollars as legal tender?
Is there any supreme justification to that?
It is the rule they created by themselves when they were the highest oil buyers.
Now Chinese has taken over that mantle.

Chinese produce half of what Zimbabwe buys and uses. Same with most African countries.

You produce oil and USA determine the price and trading currency, how do you think your oil will sustain you when they occasionally threaten to stop buying at the price you want?
What exactly do you think caused the Libyan invasion? What did Ghadafi do?


I have said it that Africa should swallow their black useless pride and look up to Asia.
Europe and United States developed long ago and while sitting up there, they make rules that suppress emerging countries.
They have reached their economic limit and the only way to maintain it and remain up there is to make economic rules that crush emerging countries.
They manufacture things and ship them to you.
You manufacture yours, they call it substandard and stop you from discussing it at all at the World Trade Organisation.

What exactly is the standard?
Why would their own be the measurement for standard?
Why not call our own the Standard and call their own over-standard?
That way, we can buy our things with mental relaxation since we are poor, instead of saving up N20,000 to buy one pair of shoe in a country where minimum wage is 18,000.
Then when Chinese came to help us out, they tagged their products substandard again. Who cares?
All my shoes are Chinese. All my clothes are Chinese. In fact, I left Europe and I live in China now. It is simple, as an individual, I know what is good for me, I don't do things to please your fvcking eyes. You can say whatever you want. I live my life one step at a time. We can never jump from Africa to USA level. It will take us a million years. The logical way is to follow the routes of Countries like China who are closest to us in terms of needs.


How many Africans are members of WTO? Zero.


Only hardliners such as China, Iran and co are able to wriggle themselves out of the grip of Europe and USA. Africa needs to start doing the same. Stop looking up to America, it's common sense that Dangote or Adenuga will never give you an idea that will make you get richer than them or make you as rich as they are.

In our useless badly configured mind, we mock our locally made products and promote Made in USA or UK items. We mock our religion and embraced the one Europeans imported to us. We abandoned the development of our social and economic system only to embrace that of the west. We are totally not doing anything for ourselves.

When things are not working for you, it's logical that you try something else.

Respect sire, as long as this your comment is the better the sense it makes, this write up is legendary, compliments of the season, God bless U.

gurunlocker:
are u. the owner of Shakhtar Donetsk

Thumbs up sire for cracking ma ribs, i lol at this comment hence couldn't ignore it.

He looks bokoharamish

AfroKnight:
This is why I cannot date any military babe.

Haha why?
Have an experience from the naval rating I once dated. If not that I belong would have been to hell.

TheGoodJoe:
My neighbor is screaming outside. "What made me bet that kind of money on Chelsea". LOL.

Talk true?

It looks so fake.


The poster below me just took some expired weed.

Naso Rugged you Tompolo. I admire the Signed ending of the letter.

Coming from disciples of the religion of piss.

@ Op next time make effort to upload the screen grabbed pics from top to bottom.

rotlan:
Lmao....see as I fall off chair...

Ogar me I laugh pass you, the way the thing funny me I no understand, even stand up comedians no fit make me lmao this way.

Solidkay:
My dear u r a gonner,u supposed hubby is hiding a very biiig secret frm u which m pretty sure if u find out u will use d exit door,
Reminds me of a brother in Deeper Life in Benin,his wife has been tying her turban since their courtship days till they married,yet she wont put it off even when they make luv,mnths into d marriage d husband was forced to remove it,that was wen he found out that his wife has a small horn in d middle of her head.

Hahaha shit mehn! What a miasma of unquantifiable proportion.

Samcathe:
Jesus is Lord

Nobi lies.

NgeneUkwenu:
Throughout my University days, he drove only his old Volkwagen car (beetle), no house of his own, even though he had retired then.

So you knew him? I lived in same Street with him in Ewa Ekeng calamari south, truth be told over reading made him almost mental.

I do recall passing through his house around 11:30 pm, and seeing him seated on the balcony of his one story building reading with Lantern.


He thought my dad and thought me also, he once said during a lecture and I quote, "that the value of naira is gbomopolizing" up till today am yet to see a definition of that word.


R. I. P Distinguished Emeritus prof. Eskor Toyo, your legacies would forever remain evergreen.

Staru1:
Police does not have the power to arrest a serving soldier , that's the work of MP CORPS in military.

One of the wise comments so far, imagine locking up a military personnel in cell. Police arrest Me I de-enlist from NAF that same day.

Shit mean! May God reward that man.

Barely 30 minutes after the protest, despite the police ban on demonstrations, some militants from Southern Ijaw escorted two Hilux vans, one of them with Bayelsa Government House registration number: BYGH145, into the collation centre.

This boys got no chill.

Michael!

kennydee05:
My first comment in politics thread since 3-4 months ago.

Nairalanders, celebrate me on my return from ban even though I didn't deserve the ban.

You are a martyr, u'll go down in nairaland history, U are most highly welcomed.

OZAOEKPE:
I WANT TO USE THIS MEDIUM TO TELL ALL THE JOB SEEKERS OUT THERE THAT NEXT YEAR IS GOING TO BE TOUGH, THE ECONOMY IS IN RECESSION AND THERE IS NOTHING PMB CAN DO. THE PRICE OF OIL CAN NEVER RISE TO $50 AGAIN. THE ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYBODY CAN DO, EVEN THE LIKES OF FRED MILTON AND JOHN KEYNES CANT REVIVE THIS DEAD ECONOMY. 



BEFORE YOU BLAST ME, GOOGLE THE MEANING OF RECESSION AND COMPARE IT TO WHAT WE ARE EXPERIENCING NOW. ITS FAR WORSE THAN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF 1930'S.

Ozaoekpe Nairalands prophet of doom have spoken, those who have ears should hid the warning and put in place palliative measures.

austinbrown:
I'm not serving anything, I have suffered a lot

Lol @ Austinbrown I see you. Bro eat your thing well, as far as you worked for it. My uncle use to say eat well dress well, what you eat is truly yours, all those savings etc ain't really yours.

Not all that cool.



The poster below me might steal chicken this Christmas.

winetapper:
am i the only one a seeing that guy running in the air?

That's is Eehn! When life is at stake.

onyxo76:
simple thing to do is beg that team doctor that was sacked ...that aunty na real winch...she has taken chelsea's winning mantle along with her.

Lol guy u no well o... @ that aunty na real winch.

dridowu:
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legendary footsteps.

dridowu:
Thanks to Baba loke, ds happen on saturday. Let assume ds happen during the week and probably around 8:00am-8:15am, i might be a victim because i passed their almost on regular basis.


May God/Allah continue to guide and protect us all.

God shall continue guiding you and us all, u'll never be a victim, besides I miss your "just passing by" footsteps trademark.

I site you @ Lilian Bash my crush.