₦airaland Forum

Anybodi dat says footbal is pre arranged is a learner...All these written above ar mere coincidence..Football is highly unpredictable

emilyone: wow! im a secret admirer of guys with big bum

there is nothing you can do about it, it a gift, the earlier u embrace it the better

u realy admire them woah dats nice bt my guy doesnt jst lyk it

More pls..Am eager 2 knw

My friend has complained to me bitterly about his arse, he really has a big one and he is not happy about it..To make matters worse he is not fat he is of the slim type..He really wants to get rid of it..Has anybody got tips on exercises or any other things he can do to get rid of those excess fat down there.

Biro nko?

piphunter: Its a medical procedure used to cure extreme dimness of the brain

Ok, i ws thinkin it ws an alcoholic drink cuz its makin people go high

Dis bald headed brother wit a red shirt is playin exactly lyk messi

Abeg what is dv?..Is it a type of beer or hot drink

Which one does all these, ripe or unripe?

Only doctors should head hospitals, just lyk saying politics should only be played by graduates of political science dats a piece of crap!! Anybodi in d medical field should be eligible to head a hospital

ebamma: Ebamma :hello prof john
Prof John:who am i speaking with please
Ebamma:u are speaking to his excellency Ebamma, Itamma Adamma, honourable governor of GarriLand
Prof John:your excellency sir, how can i help u today.
Ebamma:i want u to upgrade my nephew's exam result to excellent
Prof John: am at it sir, i'm loyal sir, thank you sir, God bless u sir.
Ebamma:Good, i love that, one day i will make u the vc
Prof John: i'll be very grateful sir
Ebamma:okay

Can hacking turn out to be lyk ds?

Patience is realy a virtue...If only he ws patient he wud hv resat only pathology and continue wit his mates

onatisi: so u are even in the medical feild?whaoooo splendid i envy u i swear.dont apply for a visiting visa try and apply for a job first even my girl friend there is been treated by a nigerian doctor and nurse ,ppl put too much emphasis on usa and canada but believe me when i say u wont regret it .try and search for jobs site in that area ,once u have ur degree certificate which can be verified you will get a job .
how i wish u could pack me in ur luggage and take me along

do u mean i should apply 4 a job there from Nigeria?...Also is it true d country is visa free to Nigerians? Tanx

Pls mods i hv 4gotten my nairaland password..How wil i get it back?

@Onatisi.,As a medical lab scientist, wil they value my Nigerian certificate and offer me job?

onatisi: my brother go for it ,the place is good ,i wish to go there myself but their visa requirements is too tough for me but believe me if u can get their visa u wont regret going there ,lots of nigerians are there too.let me know if u have a sure link to the place.thanks

tanks 4 d info..How about their currency??

Pls my fellow Nairalanders what opinions do u have about this country..Is it a place one can go and land a lucrative job easily?...Does their currency have value like d USdollar?.Is it generally a safe place to travel to?..Pls i need ur opinions cos i want to go there

kmute: Big thanks to all of you. Y'all have been of great help. I've finally done it. I did it at the Benin Immigration office, a friend took me there and his contact accepted 18k. And i also got it that same day.

congrts.. What are d documents u used and how can one get guarantor's letter as said by sum1 here?

But in what month does applicatn usually start?

spectacular007: ...we hear Nigeria is inelligible for 2015, bt no one is sure yet,perhaps it wil begin end of d year

nawa o now wey i don becum interestd 4 d tin na him dey wan make us ineligible...I pray its just a rumour

Dat guy na 4rm ijebu

Pls does anyone know when application 4 dv lottery 2015 will start?

Pls Vicjustice when wil application start for DV lottery 2015?

We entered ds world unclad, and unclad shal we leave. Some private jet owners fail 2 undastnd

ifyalways: Nna kedu nke na-eme nu?
A gara m JS 1 na Ogbunike girls before principal ojoo anyi enye m indefinite suspension maka . . .
Ekele diri Chukwu na a mughi m nwa nwanyi oh.Nsogbu kara idi

A gara m sekondiri school isee.suspension,expulsion everywhere
Chaiiii.Okwa Chukwu oh if not Ify

Jezzz sekondiri skul ise?..Nwanyi for dat matter, o dika i bu akpa nsogbu back den