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therealdeal: FIRST TO COMMENT OOOOO! THANK YOU JESUS IT IS NOT EASY OO. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL NAIRALANDERS. ALL I CAN SAY IS, AS NIGERIANS LET US BELIEVE IN OUR ABILITIES. IT IS WELL WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. LOVE YOU ALL AND AM PROUD TO BE A NIGERIAN.

are you a learner?. You never make front page you don dey shout. You left out the topic and start talkin abt other issues. Well you still they learn. At op the story has been known. And it was told by the guy himself. Check the board

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So when i couldn't see him comin i went back in disappointment but wen i got home i've already met him there. He instructed us(me and my sis) to be quiet. And asked usto bring a bowl of water which we did. He asked us to go outside leave only him and my mum. So if prayed on the water and did some things which i dint see cos i was outside and anoited my mum. Told me to guy and get milk. So wen i got there i told the mallam give me milk and he was askin me for money but wen he saw the way i took the milk from his store and the tremblin reaction on my face he allowed me take it knowin that sometin is wrong surprisingly she became calm. He off his shirt and gave it to my mum to put on. He prayed and went out. So he went outside to call his junior bro (femi) from agbado thru phone. So after that . He (femi) came we narrated everythin to him and we thanked God sha. So he left to meet his bro in the churc. So me and my sister still lookin amazed asked my mum how she's feelin she said ok. But she wants to eat. So she gave me money to buy yam flour. But i've not left becos she wants to toilet. So immediately she stepped out of the room i just heard a very hard sound like a tree falling and the words that followed was ( tosin gbami tosin gbami) tosin save me tosin save me. By the time we rushed outside in panic she has already lost consciousness.

Elantracey: Happy new year nairalanders

happy new year o

Not yet end of story. Be expectant

Elantracey: u dont ve to

exactly

I wont comment

bizmahn: Capital NO! NO!! NO!!!
1. The male & female actors of such evil movies are hellbound cos they are sinning against God since obviously they aren't married & even if they're married,the act of making their intercourse a public display is an abomination that attracks God's wrath.
2. You are not supposed to see the neckedness of another woman except your wife & vise versa.
3. There is no indication that godless acrobatic styles were used in intimacy by godly men in the bible from Abraham to end of the bible.
4. People fail to understand that moderation,decency, decorum,self respect & temperance is also required in husband & wife intimacy & not the wild animalistic excessive displays & org'ies being showcased in such ungodly movies & unfortunately being advocated by some ignorant christian cancellors.
5. The godless displays there are animalistic & we are not animals.

wow. Thanks bro.

3coins: that is soooi 8yrs ago....waste of money IMO

exactly bro

Tayeni: Waste o money. Even when I was younger, I was indifferent to it. Other kids in the neighbourhood would light up Knockouts "bang! Bang!!" and I would be like "so....what's next?". I never could get any kick out of just loud noise. The kicks I got then was the screaming when any kid I hated had a finger or two blown off. Lol.

lolZ. Love your life style

Wats your opinion on knock out. Wasting of money or fun?

Ok. Waitin for the rest

Since pornography is labelled as a sin. So my question is ARE COUPLES ALLOWED TO WATCH PORNOGRAPHIC FILMS TO ENHANCE THEIR SEXUAL PERFORMANCE. Either together or seperrately

Its very funny but pitiable. That this is what christianity has turned to.

It was children's day in my esteemed church. So children are to anchor virtually all the programs schedule. So it was time for testimony. And this boy raised up his small hand. So he permitted to share his own testimony last becos he was the last person to come out. So his testimony goes thus. LAST WEEK WHEN I WAS COMIN FROM SCHOOL, I WAS WALKIN ON ONE SIDE OF THE ROAD WHEN SOMETHIN TOLD ME TO CROSS. I WAS DOUBTIN THE SPIRIT BUT I LATER CROSSED(the whole church listening wif rapt attention becos we all thought this will make a good story)SO WHEN I CROSSED I SAW THIS BIG MAN AT MY FRONT SO I WAS CONFUSED BUT IMMEDIATELY A CAR CAME AND HIT THE MAN. PRAISE THE LORD(the whole church was silent. But some of us were lookin in dismay while some where laughing.) SO I THANKS GOD THAT MOTOR DID JAM ME(then the church became settled

Nice

Ripp

Lolz why the aggression. She be your mama ni ?

teskyg: Na ur Mama go die.Idiot.

POPE II: The holy Bible says that all generations shall call her blessed, the bible also asks us to honour our parents

thats not honour but idolisin.

martha: Thank u

but its just surprisin that you've been a member since 2005

PAGAN 9JA:
A lot. However sometimes I joke to lessen the sorrow from bitter truths.

bitter truth like Jesus is the way truth and like. Huh?

martha: I am hungry

you are beautiful i must commend

Very funny i must admit

Akamu and stew,
worwor,
big head,

PAGAN 9JA:
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so you do joke.

FrancisTony: you're clown. You carry bible to church Does it mean that you study it JESUS NEVER TOLD US TO TAKE ANY BIBLE TO CHURCH. Most student go to school with book but doesn't read it. Can't you read your bible at home. Abeg, let us hear word.

like seriously do you know what you are sayin. Has the Bible been published then. Or was there a church then. Its unfortunate you know little or nothing abt the word of God. Lets leave that aside for now. You remember that Jesus most times reads scripture in the synagogue. Even paul am and peter you remember. They never open bulletin but [b]scripture [\b] thats exists as the only word of God then be wise bro

per ipso: Sir remember truth is not aggressive, it doesn't accuse, it doesn't attack, it is not full of disgust and hate. instead Truth comes in the way of peace, kindness, gentleness and Love. Truth doesn't struggle for a place it takes pre eminence without struggle and it stands firm admit all tides and storm. Therefore if your way is Truth then why bother yourself.
Those who hate the Catholic church most times do so out of hate, jealousy, lack of proper understanding, the problem is not about the teaching or doctrine if it was then they should have understood that Catholics do not worship Mary. Have you asked a Catholic and he or she tells you that they worship Mary. It's like telling a man eating rice that the rice is not rice but beans. There is a saying that fact is sacred.

jealousy you say? Haha. What do you have to be jealous of. See to let you know. Your pope and your priests knows the truth but they are unwilling to tell you and also they are unwillin to follow it. You argue based on what you were bein taught in your church you never search the scripture. Why is it abominable for you ppl to take bible to church. You'll only see then wit your weekly bulletin. So is it ppl who fail to take bible to church that will now have time to study the scripture. ? You better learn the truth now

POPE II: CAN makes too much noise and Catholics don't like noise or noisy people, but I like his struggle . The rest of your comment is trash upon trash .

can you explain why your baptism is by sprinklin of water

Kunlexic: the cbt has been tested by those who did it this year and has been confirmed to be good since they did it successfully,according to d Yoruba proverb ''Eshin iwaju,ni ti eyin wo saare''.

so pls are you advisin that i shul go for cbt?. And please wat other reason do you have. May we all see new year in joy o.