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I'm usin this medium to invite you to the Annual Holy ghost congress at km46 lagos-ibadan express way.
topic: "THE OVERFLOW"
Date: 9th of december to the 14th.
Ministerin: Pastor E.A Adeboye., and other anoithed men of God. Come wit the mind of receivin and your cup shall surely run over in Jesus name. Shallom

Divepen: you got it now

but pls can you explain the hyperlink stuff. And also how can i quote from another thread-

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Smhart1: Me.puishment.never

na gentle be that o.

kolidave: lmaooooooo. The first dog no like you be that. The 2nd one was actually funny,the dog like you na. E just wan play with you. Why did you run?

like me ke. Na die be that. I no get that kind mind

Pls wats amu?

My 1st experience was in primary school. I was already late for school so i was walk-runnin wen i saw a Dog barked at me. Sincerely i dint know when i started it seems my legs were the one controllin me. Shoutin ye!!! Egbami o. (save me) The Dog started chasin me and ppl were tellin me to run, so i saw abt 3ladies walkin majesticaly, so i ran into them and they were sore afraid and they almost started running, but i dint know wen the Dog went back. Since then wen goin to school if i reach that place i dey walk extracarefully.
2. Wen i was in sec school, where we were livin then we normally fetch water in one house close to our house but this woman breed dogs the 1st one died and the little one became a terror. So one day i wanted to go and fetch water when this Dog was starin at me. And it was moving close to me, the woman sellin the water was lookin at me so as the dog was approaching and started barkin i just tear race wit baf. (a plastic container for fetchin waters) on my head and a piece of cloth on my head the woman was shoutin winner file winner file. Meanin((winnerthe name of the dog) winner leave him winner leave him) b4 i knew it i jumped 2 drainages sharp sharp and it still followed me. It was one razz man that chased the dog away. Come and the the way my leg was shakin seriously even my whole body. It wasn't funny that day o.

Playin biro games on table. You hit my biro wit yours and i'll do the same .the 1st person whose biro falls is a loser
2. Soccer drawn on a piece of paper played wit biro covers as keeper and player while button servers as ball. You remember #winks#

I'm here

Obadiah. The prophet of doom. You know wat. There cant be any destruction until the gospel has been preached to the whole world. Shallom

1. When you unknowinly put on the bak of a dress. You'll see money on the roadb.
2. This one is very funny. If you put a stick of broom inside the skin of banana and someone beats you wit cane you'll faint. We decided to try this in primary school. To teach our teachers lesson becos they are very wicked, they beat students any how. So the day they want to beat us all,we now conspired that one person shul try it. But no one heeded. Every one dey fear to faint. Lol. Nobody wan die.

obeenah40: If u pea at nyt in d bush, snake will eat my dick

you mean if someone else pee. Snake will come and eat your dick

Wow i'm intrigued by this

dwizy: You left secondary school few months ago.....Stop it Ǻπϑ don't argue with me.

Wanna know how I got to know right?...Azonto, someone who left secondary School 2011 won't have dat name for a teacher....d whole AZONTO thing came u recently.

So, how well re u enjoying after sec. Sch life. Hope u re reading well fo JAMB?

hahahaha. You are the type that hears music about six month after its been released. The song was early last year bro

Renylee: Mine was in sec sch too. I had a very big boil on my leg and we were asked to "ride okada" by our vp because the class was noisy. Started crawling when I got home and didnt go to school for the rest of the week.

eeyah

OLAADEGBU: You are also blessed for reading this. Remain blessed and rapturable.

amen. But i'm confused aren't you an atheist.? This is the 3rd time i'm askin this.

My worst punishment was in my junior sec school days. I served the punishment becos my class was makin noise and i wasn't among.
And the punishment was walkin on your knees. And then we put on short if its trousers it could have been better.. So we had to crawl on our knees on a sandy-stony ground. It was a bad experience. One of my friends knee peeled off. Same wit girls also. You'll be feelin the pain durin the punishment and after but you cant touch the spot except fannin. So pls post yours.

Famous. Becos my class captain misspelt my surname in the school register.and my class mate started callin me famous since then. Even after sec school My surname is fam..... (i wont tell you )

jimi phunmmy: are u telling me u were still in skul wen azonto came out?

jimi phunmmy: are u telling me u were still in skul wen azonto came out?

are you surprised?

Very interestin waitin for remainin updates. More ink to your pen

Azonto. Thats my vp becos one of his leg is short, wit big butt. So when walkin you can imagine.

OLAADEGBU: You are welcome to the debate if you've got any point.

Jarrett Roberts said: "Nature created us this way. I laugh in the face of your fictitious God..."

It is scientifically ludicrous to say that Nature made itself. For Nature to make itself, it had to be pre-existent, before it made itself. Whatever created us had to be eternal and non-material. Nature is none of these things. God is both. He is outside of the dimension of time (eternal) and He is Spirit.

He will also get the last laugh: “Because you disdained all my counsel, and would have none of my rebuke, I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your terror comes, when your terror comes like a storm, and your destruction comes like a whirlwind, when distress and anguish come upon you…” (Proverbs 1:25-27). So forget your image of God like some sort of passive celestial Santa Claus. He is nothing like what you conceive Him to be. The “god” you don’t believe in doesn’t exist. He is a figment of you fertile imagination (the place of imagery). The God who is revealed in Scripture is the one you have to face, whether you believe in Him or not.

Watch -->> www.EvolutionVsGod.com

astonished wit this post. Very good. More ink to your pen bro

OLAADEGBU: Can you explain what you mean?

aren't you an atheist?

Abeg wetin the meanin of fTC

OLAADEGBU: At the name of Jesus, every knee shall bow....

but why are you ridiculin christians wen you are not one.

Sulemanmathew: Dose who constitute d FG are useless....dey r meant to put deer proposals 2 ASUU in black n white n duly signed by relevant bodies to seal the new deal....they r yet to do that and now the military approach. This is nonesense for crying out loud. If the deal is left unsealed, the stryk is gonna b a persistent one in d long run.

most reasonable post i've seen this month. Exactly whats in my mind