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i will only post the joke when i can set it to 18yrs and above

small pikin too much for internet nowaday?

eg


v3nom4eva binhozie sexyLeamon

guess ur ,

una no miss me??

i just come back from london

Mtn Gprs Setting For Samsung Sgh I607 Phone - Pocket Pc

i need to browse with this phone pls

@@@@@@@@@@(Moderator: dani1luv)

I NEED ANSWER B4 I BREAK BOTTLE ENTER DIS COMPUTER?

HAHAHA

IMAGINE ROMADE?

WHO IS DISBOARDING AT OBALENDE?

CONDUCTOR SAID THIS?

v3nom4eva LOST BUT FOUND IN NAIRALAND

i dey vex

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH


COMFIRM JOKE

CAN U IMAGINE, MAKINDE POLICE MAN WAS C HARGING ME FOR OVER DRESSING EVEN IN MY OFFICAL CAR


POLICE:    BROSS,ALL UR PAPERS ARE UP TO DATE BUT U MUST DROP AFTER 20MINS OF FULL SEARCH EVEN INSIDE MY SHOE?

@ ROMADE

U NO MISS ME AT ALL?

go Now O, because i dey find person wey i go blame, i fit sprank u with my bath room slipper o

@ dani1luv

i was block/stop for 5 days, i cant post


why

i was blocked for 5days

naira land admin err

Bleep this

sometin dey hungry me ya o

@ spenchuks

UR MUGUNESS ADVANCE GO ABUJA, SO DEY TRANSPORT AM GO U HEAR

PROFESSIONAL MUMU PARADING OFFICIER IN ABUJA

@clemcykul

mumu guy ;d

UR PC DEY SMELL ABI,

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

joke: Why is Saddam Hussein afraid to have sex with a girl? Because when he opens her leg he will see Bush.

BEN200000000001 AND ROMANDE,LOLAEBY

UNA BE MY OWN PERSON ,


GOOD PEOPLE

ALL I AM DOING IS JUST 100% JOKE,

LEAVE ME N BLE, NA SHIT I GO SHIT 4 HER HEAD THIS TIME

@ ashaby


ashaby

shake ur axx like this pic and see d answer


d joke is Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die, jos so u know

romade

u b better person jo


see her jamb questn

another 1

see funny sign

here is d joke

blissieng:
wats the joke?

lola deary

u no understand am, then, never mind

read other jo

see

crazy no crazy people, so, make we dey see?

1. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

2. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

3. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.

4. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?

5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.

6. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

7. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

8. The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

9. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

10. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.

11. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink.

12. Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away.

13. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

14. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much.

15. When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.