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which pains

how serious is the pain, can he endure it and sleep?

na big guy o, make e no go say i use juju for am o

ECZEMA

WHATS THE CAUSES OF ECZEMA

IS IT HEAT OR SWEAT OR DIRTY WATER OR BAD CREAM? OR WHAT, WHATS THE CAUSES OF ECZEMA

What is Eczema?
More than half of all skin diseases are classified as eczema/dermatitis. These terms both describe inflammatory conditions of the skin associated with symptoms such as redness and swelling, blisters, weeping, itching and scratching.
Some people are born with an inherited allergic tendency called atopy. Most eczema patients are atopic and they may also suffer from other allergic diseases such as asthma, hay fever, urticaria or rhinitis.
Contact eczema/dermatitis is also common and is often caused by sensitivity to nickel in jewellery or studs in clothing. Other trigger substances include irritant chemicals such as oils from exposure at the workplace: - for example shampoo in hairdressers, cement (containing chromium) in builders.
In atopic patients the rash usually starts on the face, particularly over the cheeks and chin. Other patients may have a rash in the folds of the elbows, knees, buttocks, ankles and wrists.
Eczema is a disease in a form of dermatitis,[2] or inflammation of the epidermis.[3] The term eczema is broadly applied to a range of persistent skin conditions. These include dryness and recurring skin rashes which are characterized by one or more of these symptoms: redness, skin edema (swelling), itching and dryness, crusting, flaking, blistering, cracking, oozing, or bleeding. Areas of temporary skin discoloration may appear and are sometimes due to healed lesions, although scarring is rare. In contrast to psoriasis, eczema is often likely to be found on the flexor aspect of joints.

WHATS THE CAUSES OF STRETCH MARK

IS IT FAT OR STRESS OR BAD CREAM OR PREGNANCY OR WHAT, WHATS THE CAUSES OF ECZEMA

Stretch marks or striae (singular stria), as they are called in dermatology, are a form of scarring on the skin with an off-color hue. They are caused by tearing of the dermis, and over time can diminish but not disappear completely. It is a common misconception that stretch marks are solely the result of the rapid stretching of the skin associated with rapid growth (common in puberty) or weight gain (e.g. pregnancy or muscle building) that overcomes the dermis's elasticity. Stretch marks are influenced by hormonal changes associated with puberty, pregnancy, muscle building etc. [1] Although stretch marks are generally associated with pregnancy and obesity, they can also develop during rapid muscle growth. Medical terminology for these kinds of markings includes striae atrophicae, vergetures, stria distensae, striae cutis distensae, striae gravidarum (in cases where it is caused by pregnancy), lineae atrophicae, striae distensae, linea albicante, or simply striae.

WAITING TO HAVE IDEA IN NAIRALAND

HOW CAN YOU PREVENT BOTH?

CAUSE I HATE BOTH, DONT WANT TO HAVE IT FOREVER

MY NEIGHBOUR HAS IT AND HE HAS MONEY TO SPEND TO CLEAN THIS SHIT FROM HIM BUT THIS ECZEMA KEEPS EMBARRASSING HIM IN PUBLIC,HE SAID HE GOT TO NOTICE IT WHEN HE STARTING USING ONE CREAM BODY WHITE WHICH HE HAS STOP USING…IT CAUSES THE SKIN REACTION TO ECZEMA…,  HE DOESN’T GO STROLLING WITH SINLETS ONLY BECAUSE OF THIS STUFF ON HIS BACK

HE IS DARK IN COMPLEXION AND THIS SKIN DISEASE IS VERY VISIBLE ON HIM,HE HAS BROUGHT NIZODERM, 20TABLETS N2,000,NO RESULT,BIOCTEN CREAM,NO RESULT,HE DRINKS BULCIN OR SO , STILL NO RESULT

HE HAS APPLY SO MANY LOTION….NO FAST RESULT,HE EVEN USE DAMATOL  CREAM / HYDROLIC BRAKE OIL TOO, SLOW RESULT….

SKIN PROFESSIONAL IN THIS HOUSE….WHATS YOUR BEST ADVISE


ADVICE ONLY,LET ME GAIN INFO HERE N PASS IT TO HIM….

NO JOKE HERE O

MY MALE FRIEND IS BORN JUNE 25TH AND A MARRIED WOMAN I KNOW IS BORN JUNE 27

I WAS BORN IN JUNE 26?

ANY LADIES, LETS GO CELEBRATE 2GETHER AT AN ISLAND BEACH IN V.I, BOAT RIDE

HEHEHEH

I DEY TRIP FOR DIS MAN, LAG GOV, 2ND OBAMA



MY LANDLORD DON PROMISE TO COME MY HOUSE BY APRIL 2010 TO COLLECT 3YRS

MAKE WE SEE WETIN GO HAPPEN


MAYB NA CHINESE I GO GIVE AM DAT TIME


120,000K X 3 YRS = MOTOR MONEY

OH BOY

@ ben000000000000000000000001

@Ben20001

u again?

i have seen couples who desolve their marriage after 3yrs because the man is impotent and have 3inch dick

as for me, it is advisable to ram the ram b4 u enter d kaka at d end

but na sin sha, cant help it,

In this model world now 2009

love is rare to find, no money no material things, no car, nothing to show for love cos nigerian ladies wants dis qualifications even if u tell her u love her so so much

most ladies don turn runs girls, NA RUNS I JUST DEY DO NOW JO, imagine

HEARD one (STUDENT)AT D CLUB saying, i have a true love but i dey do small small runs sha?

can u imagine?

does love exist nowadays in relationship?

is even hard to find lady that is faithful, why?

ladies prove me wrong on this one?

sex after marriage is rare occurence in 2009

so, i cant fit shout? u can hardly get 12-15yrs of age virgin nowadays,

oh ok, better like dis

@ blissieng

u have never add any topic or post anytin since u join nairaland, check ur history ursef, it shows that all u special on is to condemn//criticize/abuse people's post/topic

u are good example of a f**kin ursef creature

Hand f**kin pyscho b*t*ch

i hate people like u

u are not even creative at all?

i wish i can delete u

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies: "Mum, I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the hills. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?" She replies: "My breasts you can handle, my body is yours to explore but down there I am still in mourning." He know He knows he's not getting lucky

after two day, they both went outing n got drunk n went to motels to stay for d nite, as he was trying to make love to her by force by fire, she saw a black stuff on his d**K and ask why

he replied with bliss for sex, i am also mourning with a black condom

My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." , na so fight take start!

Saturday morning I got up early without waking the wife, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up my fishing boat up to my 4x4 and proceeded to back out, into a torrential downpour! The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" , na so fight take start!



When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive, so, I took her to a petrol station. , na so fight take start!

Two lovers plan to commit Suicide. Boy jumped first. Girl closed her eyes, and returns back, saying 'love is blind'. The boy in mid-air opened his parachute, saying, 'love never dies'. Be wise, love is reasoning.

this could b as a result of toilet disease

HEY DOCTORS IN THE HOUSE

TO PREVENT UNWANTED PREGNANCY

WHEN IS IT FREE FOR COUPLE TO MAKE LOVE, HOW MANY DAY IS FREE UNDER OVULATION CIRCLE?

FROM MY UNDERSTANDIN VIA READING BOOKS, AFTER 4-5DAYS OF BLOOD DISCHARGE,U ADD 11 DAYS OVULATION PERIOD AND THE REST OF THE DAY ARE FREE, BUT WHEN DO U STOP HAVING SEX BEFORE THE NEXT MENS PERIOD, COS I UNDERSTAND THAT MALE SPERM CAN LIVE IN A WOMAN FOR 8DAYS

PLS ADVISE BASED ON 31 CALENDER DAYS

PRESUME IF MY GIRL PERIOD STARTS FROM 1ST OF JULY,2009, WHICH DAYS ARE FREE



ABI U WANT MAKE I BORN?

ADVISE

DOCTORS ADVISE ONLY PLS, DOCTORS ADVISE ONLY PLS, DOCTORS ADVISE ONLY PLS, DOCTORS ADVISE ONLY PLS, DOCTORS ADVISE ONLY PLS, DOCTORS ADVISE ONLY PLS, DOCTORS ADVISE ONLY PLS,


IF U ARE NOT A DOCTOR,DONT REPLY TO FOOL URSELF PLS, I NEED ON DOCTOR ADVISE,

@ freety

i know u are a freaky HAND F***KER

aRe nOw RefERinG ur F**K head

Internet lunatic, listen, no reply 2 my jokes, i've neva deal wit a fool b4 n i dont want to deal with 1 like u



stay clear pa-lease

A man & wife are in bed.He farts & shouts ''Goal.''

His wife farts & shouts ''One all.''

When the score gets to two all,the man strains so hard he craps the bed.

His wife says ''What the hell was that?''

''Half time - swap sides.''

Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to the FBI. The head FBI agent takes the first guy into a private room. He hands him a gun and says, "Go into that room and kill your wife." The guy says, "No way," and leaves FBI headquarters.

The second guy goes through the same proceedings. He walks into the second room, but on seeing his wife decides that she is worth more than a good job, and he, too, refuses.

Finally the third guy is given the gun and told to kill his wife. He walks into the second room and six shots are heard. A few seconds later, the head FBI agent hears crashing and banging from the room. After a few minutes, the guy comes out of the room. "What happened?" asks the FBI agent.

"Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks, I had to kill her with the chair."

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out,

"Watch the wall!"

Eugene Sills went to see his attorney to make a will.

When it was all done, he told the lawyer that he wanted only one more thing added , he wanted to be buried at sea.

"But why?" the lawyer asked.

"That's so my wife can be taken care of if she goes ahead with her threat to dance on my grave."