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i love tall girls with complete coca coke bottle figure, figure 8

no big manchester no arsenal

both

hello ladies in nairaland

add me up if u wish to chat,

fosfasfranklyn

yahoo chat

i am always bored nowaday in da offix, we could pick topics n chat on and maybe any topic is ok by me

holla now

add ma id to ur yahoo messenger list, am always online, mon tru fri



am waiting

frank
07031866222

am june 26

fosfasfranklyn

holla

@flexystar

its all joke, come on,


i like u, talk ur own

lets chat from here

na wa o

i dey joke, abeg no cry again n dont ever call me begging 4 forgiveness

gay is now in nigeria, see dem

e na won turn 9ja 2 usa by homo abi,

why do u want auchi girl./, whats ur selfish reason for this, i am held from auchi, if u Bleep up, i go send boys follow ur wip- a*ss

@flexystar

Your sister is so ugly, when she was born they put tinted windows on the incubator.

Your sister's hairstyle is so ugly my cat has coughed up better looking ones.

Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.

Your so ugly that they made you the ice hockey goalie so you'd have to wear a mask.

Your so ugly the only dates you get are on a calendar.

Your so ugly that if you threw a boomerang it wouldn't come back.

Your clothes are so bad even a scarecrow wouldn't wear them.

Your mother is so ugly her tears run down the back of her head so they won't have to see her face.

Your girlfriend is so ugly even the garbage collectors won't pick her up.

Your so ugly, you shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you.

Your so ugly they call you the exterminator, because you kill bugs on sight.

Your father is so ugly he fell into the Amazon and scared off the piranhas.

@Kunbee

this is not old, where is urs

Kunbee's so fat, she has the only car in town with stretch marks.

kunbee so ugly, the robbers gave her their masks to wear.

pick from one n use it on ur boss




I'll bet he opens the post with that nose!

I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly.

Is that your nose, or are you eating a banana?

The next time you shave, could you stand an inch or two closer to the razor please?

This person is without doubt the worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe.

Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.

She's so ugly, when she was a little girl, they had to put a pot roast in their lap so the dog would play with her. What a shame the mutt got carried away! still, the chewed-up look is in this season.

How can you love nature, when it did that to you?

Hey, don't you need a licence to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but I'm afraid you've abused the privilege.

See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

I feel very sorry for you because you are so ugly, but I feel ever sorrier for myself because I have to look at you.

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel/

If I were as ugly as he is, I wouldn't say hello to people, I'd say boo!

I've hated your looks from the very start they gave me.

I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay admission!

People clap when they see you , but they clap their hands over their eyes.

Whooey! When he fell out of the ugly tree, boy did he hit every branch on the way down.

You have a face only a mother could love - and even she hates it!

In fact, he has the perfect weapon against muggers - his face!

You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.

You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.

Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. Your body is damned ugly, too.

@gidson12

you corporate-loving airheaded bony twit b*t*ch

na joke i dey ooooooooooooooooooooooo

@Ben-10

you pinko-commie-sympathizin cow-like up-chuck-inspiring butt-licking scuz-bag

@ poster n xynerio

you turd-like ross-perot-loving four eyed conceited smelly-crotched bastard

GUYS N BABES IN D HOUSE

IF YOU RESIDE ANYWHERE AROUND GBAGADA,PLS DROP A LINE WITH ALL YOUR DETAILS

GSM,LOCATION,NOT FULL ADDRESS, SEX,AGE,EMAIL



e.g.

26YRS OF AGE, MALE, IFAKO - GBAGADA, fosfasfranklyn@yahoo.com, 07031866222


LETS HAVE A CLOSE CONTACT

GBAGADA YOUTHS HOLLA

none of d ladies above have answers this question correctly n sincerely

open up, here, no big deal, am just curious

hello all

i am just curious about this,

this is for d ladies in the house to respond

when u have interest in a guy you are seeing on your street or anywhere around u n u like him/ have interest of getting to know him for pen pal or a date

since you cant tell him directly, which moves do u take to get him closer or to notice your dying interest? what do u do to make him come for u,

be sincere, ladies in da house

it is by looking at him in d eyes n by,

hello all

i am just curious about this,

this is for d ladies in the house to respond

when u have interest in a guy you are seeing on your street or anywhere around u n u like him/ have interest  of getting to know him for pen pal or a date

since you cant tell him directly, which moves do u take to get him closer or to notice your dying interest? what do u do to make him come for u,

be sincere, ladies in da house

it is by looking at him in d eyes n by,

@odereghi

MAKE GOD BLEND UR HAND WHERE U DEY, I 4 SLAP U SEF,

na wa o

BABA IYABO RESULT REVIEW TO PUBLIC

HIS CV IS READILY AVAILABLE IF U WISH

RUMOUR ABOUT APPLE,DID U HEAR OF IT,

IT IS OK TO EAT APPLE NOW,ITS LIKE 1MONTH AGO I HAD IT WAS DANGEROUS TO EAT APPLE

a mum and her daughter were walking thru a park IN DA BEACH and the little girl SAW 2 LOVERS having sex on a bench so the girl ASKED HER MUM “what are they doing mum” and the mum replies “they are making cakes” and the next day the little girl ask her mumu a suprised question “you and daddy were making cakes last night?right?” her mum was astonished with shock like “how did YOU no?” and the little girl replied “i know because i licked the white milk icing off the sofa!”

damnnnnnnnnnnnn

there were 2 couples with a kid,they had a fight, the woman call the husby bitch and the man called d wify bastard,their son walked in and said what does that mean and they said ladies and gentlemen.

next day,we settled and decided to have sex the woman said feel my tits and the man said feel my dick,their son walked in and said what does that mean they both replied hats and coats on thanksgiving day

the dad was shaving and he cut him self and he said shit,their son walked in and asked again what does that mean and he said and he said braned shaving cream he was using downstairs.

mom was preparing turkey and she cut herself and said Bleep!!!their son walked angrily and asked what does that mean and she said stuffing the turkey

30mins later, then the door bell rang the kid answered the door to his relatives and said alright bitch and bastards put your dicks and tits in the closet,dad is upstairs wiping the shit of his face and mom is fucking the turkey in the kitchen.

Sex jokes, not suitable for young children like aristole,sweetliet,flexystar


A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.

As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”

The husband replied: “All I wanted to do was to Bleep your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: “What are you thinking now?”

He replied: “It looks like I did a pretty good job.”

@dani1luv

i dey fear u o

ur warning messages well received with big tnx

no 4 my hand o

aristole
where r u, i wan enter dis computer wit bottle take break ur dullhead

07031866222, fosfasfranklyn@yahoo.com, gbagada, lagos