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A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

OH BOI C Bleep UP

@baybbootz

oh truely

u dont get it b4?

eya

sorry hmm,

i am polite now

husband and wife jork, one day a husband making love with his wife at the night time and he was really enjoying the night, he was sayin to his wife baby i love u i give u my house and my child, my momy and my father, please baby do me well, please baby dont let us separate, lolx immediately after his came, and he said baby ur so sweet and his wife said, that's what your frnds said yesterday too,who is honest now?

na so wahala enter

@baybbootz

u are brainless den

use your ass

MR AJAMU WOKE UP & CALLED UPON HIS ELDEST CHILD TELLING HIM, HE HAD 50 MISSED CALL AT NIGHT. D CONVERSATION ARE HAS BELOW
SON: PAPA HA ITS AN UNKNOWN NUMBER
FATHER : CALL THE NUMBER MAKE I HEAR
SON: 09090901999
FATHER: WHICH KIND NETWORK BE THIS
SON: PAPA MAY BE NA AJASALAT

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Baseball 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

body white soup n cream n other body white product is ok

centidime is a good one,,,,it kills ulcer in 1wk

10 yrs old sef dey enter guest house since papa dey Bleep up for house, go Bleep, virgin my ass, as far as u don sabi operate computer post rubbish,

use formular 103

ur grandma uses dried aligator pepper packed with dry towel, thats why dey born wicked politicians b\like baba iyabo

I WAS THERE FOR A VISA TO USA ON VACATION

I GOT THERE BY 5AM AND WAITED WITHOUT FOOD N WATER because THEY REFUSE ANY1 GOING OUT

I WAS INTERVIEWED WHEN ALL THE CONSULAR ARE TIRED N EXHAUSTED

THIS YOUNG PUNK ASS ASKED ME ONLY ONE QUESTION WITH SEEING AND DOC EVEN MY INV LETTER


ARE U MARRIED, I SAID NO AND HE GAVE ME QUICKLY A REJECTION LETTER,THE INTERVIEW LASTED FOR 10 SEONDS

HE WAS JUST GIVING EVERY BODY REJECTION LETTER UNTIL MY TURN

I WAS PISSED,

WHHATS YOUR EXPERIENCE AND WHAT THE BEST WAY TO GO FOR THIS

AERO CONTRACTOR FLYING FOR 5000 TO PHC,ABJ,BENIN

HOW TRUTH IS THIS

DOWNLOADING MUSIC FROM THE INTERNET

WHICH WEBSITE IS GOOD FOR THIS

I NEED FOREIGN MUSIC,

I CANT FIND THEM HERE IN NIGERIA

WHICH WEBSITE IS GOOD

I USE KAZAA.COM BUT NOW,IS HARD

wow

this is good

lets runs things

u guys are all fucking gay father fu++++cker

u can hardly see a 10 old guy as virgin nowaday

u f-u-c-k hole meaning, u are still a virgin because u have not bleeped p+++sy

f-u-c-k all ya smellin gay punk a+ss

if ya want to shave

use formular 103,rub it on ur face,all the hair area u want to cut

wait for 20mins n clean ur face with wet towel

all the hair go run without bump infection or any rubbish for ur face

i use it since i start seeing small bump on my face,

I KNOW OF 95,000 NAIRA,THE SAMPLES WILL BE SENT TO SOUTH AFRICA FOR TEST

ARE U NOT SURE THE CHILD IS YOURS OR WHAT

DONT SPEND THIS HUGE,WAIT FOR HIM/HER TO GROW UP FIRST

THIS SAID 3 JEEEPS IS FAIRLY USED,HE HAS USE IT TO TRANSPORT ALOT OF LADIES FROM AUCHI POLY AND AAU,FUCKING RETARDED IDIOT,I FEEL HE IS BETTER ANY THE LAST FOOL SEF,HE IS A CONFIRM STATE CRUSHING MACHINE,THIS SAME STUPID BASTARD HAS WORSTING THE LIFE OF PEOPLE IN EDO STATE,WHEN THERE IS RAINY SEASON,PEOPLE AROUND BENIN N AUCHI BUY BOAT TO USE ON THERE STREETS,CAN U IMAGINE THIS BASTARD, FORMER NLC THIEF?

POLICE ARE NOW THIEF IN EDO STATE TOO,I DROVE FROM BENIN TO AUCHI LAST YEAR ONLY TO SPENT 1000 ON UNIFORM PEOPLE DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM DRIVING OFFICIAL CAR

EDO STATE IS D WORST UNDERDEVELOPED AREA IN NIGERIA,THE ONLY CITY THATS HAS 10% EXISTANCE IS BENIN, EDO IS SO BACKWARD THAT YOU WILL FEEL LIKE CRYING WHEN IT RAINS, THUNDER FIRE ALL OF UNA, HEADS FOR EDO STATE, BAT PEOPLE


EDO DEY SWAGA ENTER PIT AS THE YEARS GOES BY

GOD PUNISH THEM

her skin color is black,brown,light ash,mixed black/cholomilo

u are june 26?

lets

HELLO MY PEOPLE

ROCK MUSIC - WHY DO WE HATE ROCK MUSIC

I HAVE SEARCHED THE WHOLE LAGOS? I CAN FIND SINGLE ABLUM OF ANY ROCK STAR

METALLICAL,SEETHER,NICKED BACK,COLDPLAY,EVANESCENE,ETC


WHATS GOING ON

NIGERIAN PREFER TIMAYA WEY DEY USE ONE CONTENT SING 3000 ALBUM ABI

dis is a good example of rubbish breast, no direction, nigerians cant trip for her breast now, haba,

make she use am dey sweep house

this said timaya was afraid of us, we call me bingo,,,,cos his real name is timi, dog name, when he was living in beesam area of mafokulu,oshodi,he love thug life but scare to come out for a fight, well sha, money get power, he is over using it,


am not surprise, na person wey senoir am by far he dey hustle right from secondary school, ikeja grammar school, oshodi

WHATS GOING ON WITH EFCC AND BANKS

IS OUR LITTLE MONEY SAFE IN THIS BANKS THAT THE CHIEF ARE HELD BY EFCC FOR THEIR BAD MONEY PUMPING RUNS LOANS?

I DEY FEAR 4 YA O

MAKE I NO O, MAKE I GO WITHDRAW ALL, RUN FROM ATM THIEFS AND BANKS CHARGES,KEEP MY MONEY FOR KOLOM

they got ur info via internet link or email sent to u and this guys are full time yahoo yahoo,they are tired of going to bank to collect the money they defrand cos efcc is there but for atm, 4get,yahoo yahoo is here

i am very careful when i deal on anything called ATM MACHINE

UBA SECURITY IS OF PRIMARY STANDARD

Arcani?


who are u refering to?

ur stupid dad or ur sucking mum