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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 12:06am On Feb 12, 2022
Pearl1910:
Sorry Sir, am still asking a question na. If the time was complete before 12 midnight d bonus should have dropped under Sunday na.
Stop stressing yourself.
I believe he already requested for Cash Out. Reason for the #15 expenses.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 5:07pm On Feb 07, 2022
I don't believe BAZ001 is same as move222.
The way and manner the later was replying comments is not typical of BAZ001.

My dear brother @chillex.
...hope you're not the one that created the new handle just to indict Bazoo?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:33pm On Feb 06, 2022
Johnnybegood12:
At the bolded, I beg to differ.
Do you mean when I was just sleeping (sleeping is my main hustle) without making any extra money ?

I would rather do my main hustle for a day than to drive for a week in 1.9 surge
Ask bankers how much they make from deals.

One deal can cover their salary for 2years.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:19pm On Feb 06, 2022
Johnnybegood12:
my main hustle bought the car grin that am using for e-hailing.

E-hailing is by the way grin
I can afford not to drive and still grind legitimately.
Whatever takes more of your time, is your main hustle.
Most civil servants makes more money from their side hustle than their salary.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 9:34pm On Feb 06, 2022
Johnnybegood12:
For me oooo e-hailing is side hustle even if I drive 12hrs, simply because my main hustle gives me a whole lot of time to rest doing nothing. So I need to convert that time to money.
Your main hustle is your side hustle.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:21pm On Feb 05, 2022
Midoda:
I sold that oil to him and he chatted me to see the thread.I just laughed.They want to really give him heart attack. I will not spend time addressing that issue cos i have done that to him as my customer who deserves reassurance.
Felicity001 my guy.
You can now........

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:16pm On Feb 05, 2022
Glithronix:
This your meme makes me laugh. grin
See as comrade heads are planted in the leaves. Omoh it's time to harvest some comrade heads, isn't it, bro?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 5:32pm On Feb 04, 2022
dru23:
That is true.. I remember that ford .....the guy buys the weirdest cars .
Weird Snake.

A nice name you have there.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 5:29pm On Feb 04, 2022
BAZ001:
Once a snake always a snake.
As much as try to avoid them, they will still crawl to your circle.
Damn snake head
Like, Birds of a feather?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:35pm On Feb 03, 2022
Barbiturate:
Meanwhile, bolt say I dey owe 9k+ with all their ₦500 trip wey dem dey give me. Ok o! If they can't give me card trips and take it from there, make them leave am o.
You stay in Yaba.
Early morning, between 5:30am to 6:30am, turn your app on and set it to Corporate only.
You'll get card trips.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 9:01pm On Feb 03, 2022
@Felicity001
If my name dey for the list, abeg comot am.

I'm not too strong.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 6:42pm On Feb 03, 2022
Make una take am easy nah, before a responsible father and husband go develope heart attack.

Which one is fake Oil again?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 6:33pm On Feb 03, 2022
mrjaydee:
I wonder if you are all these, and you always seem to avoid a link up? What are you afraid of? I have said it before " na mumu dey fight" who knows we could share buisness ideas, if we meet. You talk too much, this is faceless forum.. all most everybody know your story from all the thrash you keep spilling here.

Make I go back being a silent rider, them don yab me say I'm not matured. Even after countless times I have apologized to the members. Donfoturne or whatever will not see this post now..

Peace out


FYI.. that nigga didnt see this as cruise when I said no be fight we dey meet for... make una continue hypocrites... after all everybody be Dangote for here..

Let's meet.. I will cover drinks at the meet (50k) if e no reach us make other Dangotes help me.
Forgive me Comrade.
Na man you be.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 11:19pm On Feb 02, 2022
rapheal5:
vawulence too much sotey all the comrades in the house dey too busy to reply newbie.... grin
45k drop-off.

60k return trip with just 1night wait.
70k ret trip with 2nights way.

10k each for extra days.

Note: this is only if they provide accommodation for you. With food.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m):
Havertz10:
drafting it out will be hard but its fundamentals are feasible, sustainable and with growth potential for all parties

let me give you some context for starters, uber doesnt make money, they provide customers with very cheap prices, guess the idea was to adjust it at scale but it hasnt scaled like expected thats due to so many factors but i think the main reason is because people look at the venture as a risky investment, thats why autonomous driving is the new buzz word for the future of the business model because the truth is you need plenty drivers for the system to work well

whats the roi for 2.5m using uber? considering the risk that your driver has to face and degradation to the car, and the drivers in particular are seriously missing out, the only way uber works is at scale and to get uber to scale you need customers, the problem here is while you need more customers enticed by cheap prices, you also need your percentage of drivers to increase to make the entire business model solvent, fewer drivers and cheap customers, means that the drivers arent earning enough and the business model will struggle cause it's not a worthwhile investment for drivers

for every 10k you make you are causing ~4k worth of passive damage to that car, and with more than 200,000 moving parts, those errors can escalate real quick, if we factor other variables, the odds are stacked against you as a driver or company owner, that's why social mobility is very low in its current form, logistics is a very profitable business model but it requires scale to work, if you dont scale it properly, it wouldnt work, what i propose is a method to the madness, orderliness in the system and a process that allows pricing to be defined by supply and demand




customer drop a location and time for the trip and its shared to various drivers that are in that proximity and they all pick a price that is favorable to them for instance, ajah to v.i can have a range of between 3000 and 5000, a driver can propose 2500 maybe he is heading home and such a trip is bearly an inconvenience, if not then it's 5000 but each trip must have a guaranty of profit for the driver, you can avoid saturation within various hot spots with cost benefit features for drivers, take a particular figure every month for insurance and people can actually build a life with such investments

you asked for an example

Let me use the ride sharing cause I personality think that there is money in that space, one thing that I noticed was that after work hours, most people drive their cars empty and its not because they cant share the ride, there isn’t a good system to link prospective riders to prospective customers, think about how many people will get home quicker, limiting traffic congestions, if more cars on the roads assisted in carrying passengers, a driver can be going to Ajah by 4pm, he advertises his route and people that will be along his path can book rides to meet up along the expressway for a fee, instead of driving empty, a driver can carry 3 passenger or more depending on how many you want to accommodate and also the preference of the passengers, if you want to share with less people the price increases, people can make serious money while doing it, this can happen anywhere in lagos on any route, based of the way Nigerian society stigmatize certain things, you can give it a name that doesn’t paint the driver in a bad light and makes such services appear hip like “carpooling ride shares”

if you are working in vi and you stay at Ajax, you can find ride shares that will leave when you close for a price that is slightly more that you would have paid using a bus and also provide comfort

I haven’t even factored the societal good that it will bring, if its properly regulated and maintained, with strict guidelines, and top class customer service because people need to understand that you care about them, if you have cars on the road doing this everyday, some can use it to fuel their car home from work each day, some will bond, others will build relationships, business ideas and you can even provide a monthly service at a discount for riders that transverse a particular route everyday and can collectively share a ride, you give random drivers the jobs and charge the riders a monthly fee for the service
I think you haven't heard about Indrive or you don't know how it works.

Cos all you just described here, is how it works.

The car pooling also, is how Plenty Waka works. They only operate on the island though.
You can book from any busstop, and get marged to the nearest available bus enroute Ajah.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 7:14pm On Feb 02, 2022
thoollz:
Is there an e-hailing group either TG or WhatsApp one can join?
Ant league. Telegram group.

Just arrange your application CV.

Don't forget to include,
Date of birth, marital status, Occupation and region of residence.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 12:16am On Feb 02, 2022
BAZ001:
Thank you bro,
I dey fence with you grin. Just no let them know our location
Everybody pointing accusing fingers at me.
No mind them bro.
Anybody that points accusing fingers at you have poor sense of reasoning and low IQ.

You've been all out on cruise here from day one, and everyone knows that.
You've been attacked Severally, but you always find a funny way of handling it.
You've started so many violence here, but you've never accused anyone wrongly.
Even with all your pettiness, you've never been the 1st to attack anyone here.

This is a faceless forum, many have never met. So when people pick offense over another's comment, I see it as low self esteem.

So just be yourself like you've always been. You owe no one nothing.
You've been accused of being a little short man, a rental guy, an ant claiming LazyD, a briefcase, an instigator of war, but you never reacted in an aggressive/offensive way to any of it. Whether the accusations are true or false.
That's how every matured person should behave.

It is one (if not only) reason I like Pearl1910, even though I'm his major Antagonist here.

Shield if you can and want.
Go all out and attack anyone if you can and want.

No one is feeding you.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 2:04pm On Feb 01, 2022
The Vawulence since last night was soo petty.
I no enjoy am at all.

Make all of Una getat.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 9:34am On Feb 01, 2022
Blackbishop:
Pope you be better monkey… lol cheesy grin cheesy grin
Hmmmmmmm

Pope191
Vs
Monkey?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 1:12am On Feb 01, 2022
BAZ001:
Third time, Na one way you enter... 100k

No be bad luck be dis huh
Your village people strong ooh.
You just dey put your partner in trouble.
Shey you will not stay back inside and stop bringing out your head?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 12:59am On Feb 01, 2022
Johnnybegood12:
It so cold out here.
@Peacefuhome pls call for peace.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 12:56am On Feb 01, 2022
chillex8:
At least I don't limp on one foot.
Please elaborate.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 12:52am On Feb 01, 2022
chillex8:
Good, let's roll.
Lol @ fake shirts. At least they look crispy and neat.
Na loafers blacky dey call bender shoe? cheesy una no go kill me.

Same way you were yapping about Felicity. Today he's a benz owner and you are what? Snake detector grin


Fake life from someone who told us he was getting married and even posted wedding pics and received congratulations, only for him to do a U-turn on another thread that he was never married.
Eeeeeeeiiii.

My dear brother @Blackbishop, are you married or single?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 12:42am On Feb 01, 2022
Blackbishop:
Snake do your findings well. I don’t do beer and pepper soup. So find another shit to talk.

Cuz your mamas pot you wan open I go help you dissect am now. You wey be product of bleeped up home with two entities coming together briefly to produce a person like you.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:43pm On Jan 31, 2022
dru23:
Funny enough people that work at McDonald's are much better off than you .......

So let me educate you now . Since the pandemic in the USA , restaurants big or small . places like Target, walmart and franchise business like McDonald and co. Have actually increased their minimum wage . This is due the fact that nobody wants to work .......

So now if you can a job at McDonald you will make at least $18.00 an hour. Which is alot better than what you are doing in Nigeria.. So you can see that this McDonald workers are better of than .......
I no ague this one Comrade.

But na you stand for Union Bank security post?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:41pm On Jan 31, 2022
BAZ001 rite now.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:34pm On Jan 31, 2022
chillex8:
Which one is a whole dru23. Did I not provide proof? .

Did you refund my 30k deposit? No
Did you sell fake castrol Edge? Yes.
Even after you denied, I provided receipts.

Go and caution the shameless Asslicking briefcase lemony limca.
If he drags any matter concerning my past association with you, collateral damage is allowed.

Since you are the originator of mama's cooking, let's have some more servings.

I had reserved some earlier.
But I have my facts now and ready to blast.
Is that Dru23, standing by the union Bank security post?

But na only for McDonald's we know say him bin do security work oh!

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 9:55pm On Jan 31, 2022
peacefulhome:
Enough is enough my people. Let stop the unnecessary jokes. It getting out of hands. I beg all parties involved. Thank you

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 8:20pm On Jan 31, 2022
BAZ001:
Mbok I taya ooh

First they assume I be short man, at least that vaulence Mr Pucee will be looking for short bolt driver to fight grin while I cruise away

Now it’s rental and HP Abeg how I dey pay my rentals/Hp without driving everyday and every week ?

I won’t come so low to proof point to a man that is achievement is to punch lastma in face but don’t have 100k

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 6:30pm On Jan 31, 2022
BAZ001, you have a case against you; but seems you're avoiding it.

Are you on Rental or HP?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:07am On Jan 31, 2022
Yaba Boy no too sweet.

E be like say na Mr. Pucee go make sense pass

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 7:40pm On Jan 30, 2022

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